>be me
>be 18
>can't do simple math
>have a hard time holding a conversation
>get caught talking to myself or random objects at school
>use r9k terms IRL sometimes
>girl likes me, and I like her but I'm too stupid and beta to kiss her
>two math classes behind
>can't even start this stupid/autist thread correctly
>Dad still makes my tie knots
>got sent to counseling for Columbine jokes
This is starting to sound like a fucking blog
>Kill me