>Be me
>15
>Family's having a 4th of July party
>Alphafag bumps into me
>I drop my phone and it shatters
>Still works but screen is messed up
>I run into my room to see if I can fix it
>Feel the urge to wank
>Start beating my meat
>Get text
>Look at my phone as I finish
>Cum all over phone
>It won't turn on
>mfw I broke my phone
>15
Bye kiddo
>>38310982
I am pretty sure that OP is talking about something that happened to him in the past and isn't actually 15 years old, you autistic idiot. Or maybe I'm the autistic idiot idk.
>>38310982
Blast form the past, old fag.
>>38310934
You are obviously underage, reported and kys