>go into walmart
>go into women's bathroom
>whip out the old four incher
>touch penor against toilet seat
>i have now indirectly touched a woman with my dingalingadoodong
oh fuck i don't think i was ready for ascension but here goes
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>walmart
gj you retroactively touched a bunch of nasty apes
>Walk in Walmart
>Go to the stall
>Someone took a dump on the floor, right in front of the toilet in the handicap stall
>Shit stained footprints leading from the shit pile, all the way out the door