GIF related approaches you in the street, how do you react?

>>34056386

*unsheathes Katana*
*teleport*

*teleports inside you*

ALOHA SNACKBAR

pss... nothin personnel... infidel...

push him aside calling him a fag while I grope my qt gf's ass

>>34056386
Mozambique Drill

I'd fuck him, he's attractive and I could possibly prevent the deaths of multiple people.

>>34056386
I'm a 6'3 fully white guy so he'd probably shoot me on sight

I wouldn't mind desu

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>>34056553
I would be honored to be one of victims tbqh

>>34056630
Same

Origiott Rogers

>>34056386
say hey whats up bro if you let me help we can do much more to these normies than if you were alone

Kiss his gay, dicksuccing lips.

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>>34057366
Don't dare disrespect that man; he is a national treasure!

>>34056386
He'd probably hate me because I'm tall even though I am in much the same boat he was in. Most likely I would be a casualty of misplaced rage and jealousy on the DOR.

Tell him to check his WEALTHY, GOOD-LOOKING PRIVILEGE and just ask a girl--any girl!--out. No one would reject him.

>>34056386
Really awkward but intense and genuine hug

>>34056553
>>34058463
It's a shame he didn't shoot you two.

>>34056538
But would HE want to fuck you?

>>34056386
Probably just say hi

I'd ask him to give me his autograph. And maybe take a selfie with him even if I never do it.

>>34058632
Tell me about it. I wish I was in Santa Barbara that day.

>>34056538
who knows, op asked what I would do ;3

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I would unironically give him head

Elliot is a 10/10

>>34059849
Decapitated or not?