Dear /r9k/ Today, I am leaving your ranks, having made it with

>>34107977
d-did .. did she pay you?

>>34107996
Yes, in booty

You really think it's over? remember you're here forever

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>>34108011
Nah, I'm out after this

How does it feel to never have been a robot in your life? Pretty normal I guees.

>>34107977
>>34108004
show booty pl0x thx bb

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>>34108032
Picture very much related to this question

>>34108051
Sorry, not willing to reveal secret identity. Very distinctive hair and tattoos.

inb4 degenerate

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How did you get her to sex?

>>34107977
>I am leaving
Ok see you tomorrow anon, by the way congrats on the sex.

>>341081230
>be complimentary without being a creeper about it
>reference shared interests
>arrange friendly competition and cheat if necesary
>wager on said competition and win
>have big ol' donger

pretty easy, once you stop worrying about it

>>34108095
I meant the human female's booty
at least describe it for me :(

>>34108216
it was very nice. not sure how to describe a booty, really. firm, soft. no smellz

>>34107977
how long did it last?
did you performed oral sex on her?
did she perform oral sex on you?
which positions did you do?
what were your first words after it happened?
was it hers 1st time too?
did you know her for a longer time or is she a one night hook up?

>>34108273
excuse grammar plox

>>34108273
how long did it last?
>a couple of hours, not my first rodeo, though it's been a while
did you performed oral sex on her?
>ye
did she perform oral sex on you?
>ye
which positions did you do?
>several, variety is the spice of life
what were your first words after it happened?
>"my name is doug dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome"
was it hers 1st time too?
>no, we were together long ago, longer than some of you have existed
did you know her for a longer time or is she a one night hook up?
>see above

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>>34107977
he'll be back. they always come back

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Are you going to buy the Switch and play with her?

>>34108350
it still counts so long as I don't wash it off, right?

>>34108354
if requested, then yes

how does it feel? like what are the sensations ?

>>34108379
can i replace her then?

i bet i'm better than her at vidya

>>34108381

It hurts your anus a bit, but not too much 7/10.

>>34108417
no
>>34108426
fake op is fake. real op is very sleepy

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I have had a qt gf for years and am still here.

Depression and self loathing has no cure

>>34108472
th qt is not enough. you have to also find one that isn't a terrible person

>>34108500
she is the best person I have ever met. She is super nice and humble.

YET depression is still there. Depression has to do with one's self, no outside factors will effect it.

>>34107977
please never come back now. You always were a normie

>>34107977
but now the all important question:

was she alive?

>>34108332
>a couple of hours, not my first rodeo
You were trying to leave, goodbye now.