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>>34110563
pretty quick wank tho desu anon

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>inb4 all fucking transit cancelled for 3 snowflakes

>>34110599
I've seen a lot of these chinese anime girl memes lately
what did I miss? Where do they come from?

>>34110607
Where do they come from?
>China

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Post your waifus, cold weather edition

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>>34110577
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>77 year old woman comes into the surgery
>Slipped on snow that settled on her driveway
>Ankle has become painful and swollen
>Wants me to give her some ibuprofen
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>34110607
>>34110599
>>34110621

Chinese cartoons

We have come full circle

>>34110589
actually i've just done now
7 min
since that post. it was pretty quick but desu i didn't have my bedtime wank last night so that might of been why. and i'm happy it was done quick, i've got to get ready for work now

opportunity cost

>the loss of other alternatives when one alternative is chosen.

https://youtu.be/QOZDKlpybZE

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>>34110607
They're Mokou memes, they're great chinky memes, I have slowly built my way up to over 250 of them

>>34110650
Is it from a particular japanime? Those Asian cartoons are called japanime, right?

>feeling good about myself recently
>haven't felt the anxiety in a good while
>maybe it's gone?
>job center today
>butterflies
>feel sick
guess not

>>34110707
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/11667

>>34110696
Where do they come from? Is there one source that makes all of them?

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>>34110635
best to be inside nice and warm looking out at the cold i say desu

>Want to lose weight
>Decide to go for a bike ride today
>It snows

Why does the universe hate me?

>>34110771
losing weight is 90% diet

30 minutes on a bike burns maybe 200 calories
that's a chocolate bar
it's easier to just not eat the chocolate bar

>>34110790
But to improve your diet is easier when you're overdosing on dem sweet sweet endorphins, which I currently have none of.

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>>34110635
Here's my waifu in all the glory

>>34110901
That's my waifu, you can't have her

>>34110771

Do you look for excuses? be honest?

>>34110741
why not just get a job (even part time work) or go to uni? i fucking hated going the job centre. i feel like i am being constantly judged

>>34110933
Right now I do, because I've been horrendously depressed and unable to sleep. Obvious negative thoughts are the results of negative actions, and negative actions are the result of negative thoughts that are the result of etc. etc.

I just know as soon as I feel the cold burn my hands and face I'll probably turn around.

>>34110771
you could go on a jog, the snow isnt that thick. go the gym if you really want to give it a go

>>34110957
when I had a job I'd work myself into states and end up binging on benzos or ketamine or something

I managed to keep that hidden for a long time, so I could probably do it again
I've learned not to burden others with my problems

>>34110975
>when I had a job I'd work myself into states and end up binging on benzos or ketamine or something

fair enough. guessing you had a stressing job or something.

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Considering getting a night security job but have to pay like 300 quid for an SIA licence, it worth gambling on it?

>>34110964
you should stay in bed and browse a comfy board like >>>/wsg/

>>34110901
bit mean that,anon

move to norfolk coast, locals tell me it doesn't snow round here 'because of the sea salt' currently /winterwonderland/
stupid fucking webfoots

>>34111111
Lotta 1's on this post here

>>34110771
Find some rave videos, and dance frenetically.

This is good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQP8WGs4tPw

>>34111052

Could you actually throw someone out of a building if they were resisting?

>>34111168
Shit, is this part of the test?

>>34111185

I have no idea mate, but it would be part of the job.

>>34111113
Perhaps they simply meant it snows less often.

I mean it even snows in florida sometimes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_in_Florida

>>34110577
fuck you op edition.

>>34111142
mmm you just reminded me I have rave dvds and posters and flyers in the garage.

there are some good vids online tho.

not really into that anymore tho. prefer silence and misery

got to go do the big shop at asda today, oh joy.

time for oats.

>>34111266
Be careful not to slip on the ice senpai

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>>34111266

Will you share your oats brother?

Gonna make something nice for tea tonight lads, any recommendations? I like most things but fish. I'm going the shop soon so suggestions are welcome.

>>34111266
I am starving for some of those oats, brother.

mum tells me
>we are having a cooked breakfast
>at lunch
>for dinner
wut

>>34111295

had baked spuds with ham and cheese last night

>>34111303
Not bad, but I was thinking of something a bit more fancy lad

>>34111281
mmm its not really that bad here, only a light smattering that`ll be gone by the end of the day.
I got some of those cheap Chinese crampons for my boots so hopefully I wont.
>>34111287
>>34111299
didn't realize my oats were that desirable.
I add golden syrup if that's okay.

>>34111324

looking for the oat video brother, all will be clear soon brother.

>>34111301
Evidently, she is not one to stand on convention.

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>sick of kids on the street carrying on and playing football and playing music past 10pm due to chavy parents
>was awake at 4am
>got my shovel and salted the street so when they woke up it was drab wet street instead of a winter wonderland
>old women seen and gave me whisky money to do her path

>>34111314
chicken kiev or chicken cordon bleu

>>34111052

they are free if you are on JSA

>>34111332
>>34111324
>>34111299
>>34111287
>>34111266

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUlrCvCAX8w


>might start the hard centre manifesto 2day 2bh

>>34111365
You just happened to have a load of salt?

>>34111430
Everyone on this godawful website has unending amounts of salt available 24/7

>>34111420
now I hav to turn my spekers on

Uni sucks, lads. Aslo does nhs serve for illegals?

>>34111454
i observed what you did there

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>>34111454
Gave me a hearty chuckle and brightened my day up a little

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>>34111430
have you never seen a salt and grit bin?

>tfw over 6 ft
>built like a brick shithouse

should i take up some doorman work? quite like the thought of throwing normies about tee bee haych

>>34111460

someone might post the original

>>34111470
nah m8 thats for dog shite bags m8

>>34111470
Yes of course. But only on country lanes. Not in cities. Unless I have simply failed to notice them.

>>34111511
Resisting urge to go look for the things on Google Streetview

>>34111371
Might do lad, ta

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>>34111198
Well i've invested in weights and use them when i've got the time, i'm no hulk but I should be capable of chucking a grown man. Anyone wanna be my test dummy? The fatter the better

>>34111511

there are places that are not cities or the country side

your street should have one

>>34111556
>your street should have one
I'll try to remember to look for it the next time I go out.

https://youtu.be/LHXrmYLPGBc

What do I need to start a youtube channel?

What video editing software do they use?

>tfw you're to smart to be this poor

>>34110790

yes but exercise has after burn effects and boosts your metabolism

you can diet but your body doesn't need to maintain much muscle or repairs and will just store fat instead of maintaing muscle

>>34111589
You are like 10 years too late to jump on that wagon mate.

>>34111661
if you're eating a deficit then you won't store fat

c'mon man, that's the excuse all the tumblrina's use
>I can't eat less because my body will work out how to operate at 100% efficiency and/or disobey the laws of thermodynamics to keep me alive

it's not hard losing weight, just get it done then you have the rest of your life to enjoy yourself

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legs are still feeling sore lads, I'm doing arm day today though

anyone else started lifting this year?

>>34111589
>>34111711
yeah mate, basically youtube is dead as career for anyone new

>>34111735
not necessarily true, although youtube is better for side-earnings as opposed to an actual career choice

have a look at someone like styx, he only got popular last year with the election and he's practically supported from patreon donatons alone

Just slept for 16 hours lads, what did I miss?

>>34111770
the gf giveaway
they said they might do it again next year

>>34111805
Oh right, good thing I didn't even want a gf, r-right?

if god does exist why would you worship him?

out of fear?

>>34111822
>eternal paradise in heaven
>eternal damnation in hell

they really had the marketing worked out in advance

>>34111735
>>34111711

I disagree. the trump live stream for example if you were to get the livestream and stream it through your channel first, surely thats 20/30k easy views for being organised.

>>34111846

if god sent you to hell wouldn't you be morally superior to him?

>>34111870
yes, christianity is full of holes

anyone in the midlands want a fight? not a dirty fight, just a nice fair gentlemanly fight. rules will include:

>no biting
>no kicking
>if either of us hit the floor we wait until we're back on our feet before we re engage
>after the fight we have a firm handshake go for a couple of pints before going our seperate ways

anyone up for it lads?

>>34111897
Why do you wanna fight somebody?

>>34111870
Nobody goes to hell. That's why Jesus gave his life.

>>34111926
why not mate? its good for you

>>34111945
Join a boxing gym or something then

>>34111953
>fighting in spar gloves

do you think im a puff or something

>>34111986
Yes I do originally think that

>>34111822
I believe God exists but doesn't require worship

>>34111996
well get yer self down to the midlands and lets have a straightner then

>>34112009
But im really far away, I dont wanna go all the way down just for a robot to try to molest me

Can you drink in heaven?

My local shop has plain tobacco packs now

>>34112066
Its supposed to be paradise so I guess so

On my way to the job centre for my universal credit interview lads. Got my shit eating grin set and I've lubed up my arsehole ready to be humiliated.

Neet life of fucking depressing and I need a fucking job.

>>34112066
Drink is a material object and you would be in the spiritual plane, so no. But you could do whatever the equivalent is, which would probably be a lot better

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>>34112090

I quit in 2015

>tfw feel ripped off by the nintendo switch because games are retailing for 50-60 quid for it
>haven't even bought anything but i feel like this

>>34112177

>3hr battery life

K1 tablets have better graphics and are more useful and you have steam

the switch is going to flop

>>34112177
I was disappointed that they only announced 2 launch titles
and the price is also pretty high
and you have to pay to use online on it

>>34112090
This shit doesnt actually stop anyone right? No one thats not mentally retarded smokes because they have nice packageing and no one who smokes doesn't know it "kills"

>>34112205
nintendo's schtick since the NES has been exclusives on it's platform
people will buy a switch to play xenoverse 2, sma5h and the rest.

>>34112219

the graphics warnings actually worked for me

the throat one and lung

It wasn't and instant thing though, It slowly crept in every-time I bought a pack

>>34112268

the fan boys couldn't keep the wiiu floating

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>>34112090
Post aesthetically pleasing cigarette packets

>>34112219
It's to both stop new people starting.

>Costs more now because there us a minimum package size, so no more pooling your money for 10 fags like when I was a kid.
>less attractive packaging.

I don't think it will help much to be honest.

>>34112177

I'll get one at Christmas probably, I'm a little underwhelmed.

>>34112288
I disagree, I think Nintendo expected a Wii 2 in terms of sales, and that was never going to happen

>>34112321
>I'll get one at Christmas probably
Playing the long con I see

>>34112403

I have a Wii U for Zelda so there's no rush. That Mario game looks good though so I'll get it for that.

>>34112342

It really is going to flop

>adults don't need a fairly large portable console, Its to large for a quick time kill in public.
>parents wont want to get kids one because they will lose the controllers
>the battery life is terrible
>the games are not stored on the device and will be limited
>It looks like a tablet with out tablet capability's
>It will be less powerful than tablets at the end of the year and now

the only thing that could save it is a pokemon release title

>>34112430
>>34112403
>>34112342
>>34112321

omg fellas. the wii swtich looks amazing. that new mario game they are bringing out. omg. im amazing. im saving up now, and selling my comics, and crystals to buy one. omg.

>>34112444
If they had a pokemon title for release wouldnt they have announced it by now?

Everybody already has either a PS4 or Xbox so in order for a good launch they need some stellar launch titles to get people interested, especially since it costs so fucking much

Had a dream that I was back at school and my friend had some red cocaine. So we ate (?) some and I felt like I was having an orgasm and then woke up

>>34112497
do you play street fighter?

>>34112303
I only started a couple months ago but I guess it is forcing kids to start later.

>>34112272
I guess it must do something then.

>>34112562
No I dont like fighting games

where do you read escort reviews?

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>>34110635
>look out the window
>it didn't snow
>didn't even have a cool dream last night

>>34112586
what games do you play? maybe we can be friends.

>>34112528
did you have a sticky patch on your bed sheet

>retailers charging 60 quid for major Switch games like Zelda
What a fucking joke. I mean, I'd be buying one if I wasn't going to kill myself, but it's still disgusting.

>>34113270
its a bit disgusting

>>34113270
it is a rip desu. i will probably still buy the switch though. i want to play that new Mario odyssey. wii u was quite shit, there was only like 10 good games on it. wii u was probably the worst nintendo console of all time.

>>34113297

>worst nintendo console of all time

Second to Virtual Boy for me desu.

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>need a UCAS reference from my uni tutor
>ask him before the holidays
>sent him a follow up email at new years
>reference still not completed
>UCAS deadline is on Sunday

>>34113297
>tfw im that one guy that liked the wiiu

My universal credit job centre handler person is a proper qt pie.

The guy on the next table was getting all kinds of abuse from his guy, but mine was sweet and lovely. First appointment much better than anticipated.

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Is it weird to like Japanese schoolgirls?

things i wish for:
death

>>34113387

don't waste your time with uni

look for a job and save and do night courses

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Would you bang this elegant lady?

>>34113027
Nah never had a wet dream

>>34113553

I would let her pee on me in the bathtub

name?

>>34113432
I always found the job centre people to be either really nice or really apathetic. Never got a dickish one the whole time I was there

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>>34110635
I've got to go help my Grandad with some shit, so I'll be staying at me Nan and Grandad's house over the weekend, which unfortunately means no 4chan.

Well, maybe that's a good thing.

Also, posted.

>>34113579
Type in UK gilf Janet

>>34112592
ukpunting I beleive

>>34113432
I had my first appointment today too. Had a sweet, softly-spoken middle-aged black lady who seemed pretty nice.

Do you have to go back in a week to do some weird citizenship thing too? Not really sure what that's about or why I have to do it, since I was born here, but they won't start my claim until I do that.

>>34110577
any one got source on the Chav in the picture? I get a massive Rage on every time i see her. Pretty Bad IMO but, what you gonna do

>>34113776
No. I have to go back next week for my weekly meeting though. Not sure what the citizen thing is about lad.

>>34113822
http://www.extremetube.com/video/hannah-compilation-65554

Enjoy Hannah laddy. Have a good wank.

Not sure what to do at the weekend. I need to finish The Talos Principle and also need to watch Freaks and Geeks. Don't think I'll have time for both

Anyone tried the sweet potato fries from aldi? They're pretty good, if I can be bothered I'll be popping over to get some more today

>>34113902
Patrician taste there lad.

>>34113866
Cheers Chief.
I don't know who told her she can dance, but its hilarious all the same.

Definitely something about her.
Cheers!

>>34113929
Thanks m8. You ever had the ones from Gourmet Burger Kitchen with that baconnaise stuff? It's really nice, might have a go at making it sometime. Definitely recommend it if you like sweet potato fries

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>>34110636
>go to club
>guy tries it on with me
>take him to my place
>give him lethal dose of water in the lungs
>keep him in the house and brush his hair, wash him and change his clothes

>still stuck in Muswell Hill
E-East Devon

The finally took down the fucking shrek from St Georges hall.

>>34113953
She is hot as fuck mate. Maybe not the best dancer, but I would let her dance for me any time.
>2017 and still no hannah gf

>>34114003
They are the mutts nuts! One of the best things about the USA was that you could get sweet potato fries pretty much anywhere, just exchange your normal fries. I really want some now. Off to rummage in the freezer, pretty sure I have some buries in there.

>>34113623
What are they making you do? Bet it's clearing out a shed or something.

>>34113866
I bet she's over 30 and has several kids by now

>>34114134
Helping cut down some of his hedge.

Wouldn't be an issue, if the thing wasn't 11 foot tall and all the way round his house. And he's too old to be doing this shit himself.

>>34114156
THat might be quite enjoyable especially if you get to wave some giant power saw thing around. Shame it's so cold though.

>>34114190
That's half the reason I agreed to help. Plus I need to go back to my old town, to go visit some family members and pick some shit up

>>34113866
I produced a lot of oats thanks to that video. But now I'm angry and want to kill people

Post fap feels anyone?

When you get out of the shitter ane theres no new (You)s is a bad feel.

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>>34110748
yes

although some of the text is the wrong translation for memes

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60 quid For a Nintendo Switch Game

>>34114287
>tfw buying switch and botw because im a pathetic loser

>>34114287
looked far too complicated for a zelda game also bland as fuck would not buy 10/10

>>34114287
Thats like... 60 cans of beer

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>>34113387
do you have a UCAS advisor at Uni? my college tutor was the same until I followed it up with the advisor then she got on her case ASAP

my reference was done withing a couple of days after that

>>34114287
id just end up fucking biting it anyway fuck

>>34114347
>complicated and bland

interesting combination

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>>34113270
>Videogames are 60quid now
>Minimum wage hardly increased to catch up with inflation
>Working a days shift for a single videogame

what the fuck happened

>>34111556
Not every road has one. I can think of 1 on my estate which is about 20 resdential roads.
I wonder how they are distributed.

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>>34113468
not really

they are my fetish

>>34114377
the setup of the game through the switch looks like a mess, then the game itself looked bland as fuck until they show the minecraft blueprint view thing in the game which just looked unnecessary, 10/10

>>34111897
You the same guy that was posting about fights regularly last year?

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>tfw got suckered in to staff party in 27 hours
>tfw ate like 300 cals of chicken and 900 cals of sweet potatos/peas/pasta

so much fucking carbs, I literally have to survive on just cashew/soya/almond milk and protein powder to ensure I have a defined jawline/lean cheeks.

Gonna suck rationing 1.5 liters of cashew milk and 4 scoops of protein powder for the next 24 hrs.

>>34111556
used to be everywhere when i was 13 in big yellow plastic boxes, kids used to piss in em

>>34114397
>60quid
for you filthy console peasants maybe
smugpepe

>>34114397

>tfw pirate all the vidya games I want on pc

saves thousands a year.

na just kidding I just shitpost on 4chan and watch youtube lets plays cause I can't be fucked to play anything that isn't WoW/dota.

is KMPlayer still the top dog for watching anime?

taking a shit listening to Mozart's Requiem in D minor 2bh lads

>>34114639

Absolute anthem, good choice lad

>>34114639
get a load Viscount Fancy Shit here lads

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>>34114287
Friendly reminder that the exact same game on Wii U is only 40 quid. Retailers are inflating prices on what they predict to be hot sellers (like Zelda) in order to make the most dosh out of the launch.

Wait and see what Nintendo price their games at through their online store, probably not going to be 60q. If they do price them at 60q then fuck them and just get Breath of the Wild on Wii U, and either wait for prices to drop or for you to see Splatoon 2 or Mario Odyssey and cave in.

>>34114670
It's a proud moment in every man's life, it needs a proud theme to accompany it. What do you shit to, ctrazy frog or something? Fucking pleb.

What makes life worth living for you, anon?

>>34114718
The future. It'll get better, r-right?

>>34114639
That's the one he wrote right before he died, right?

Any robots know anything about veterinarian work? Working at a vets sounds comfy desu. I know it's mostly clearing up dog sick and cat blood but I think I'd like it.

>>34114698
>having designated shitting songs
sounds a bit foreign there lad

>>34114718
Nothing. When you realise that all you're looking forward to is video games and films, you start getting the suicidal thoughts.

>>34114758

It's got a really high suicide rate, presumably because animal lovers take the job and then spend all day putting down doggies.

>>34114760
>designated shitting songs
here's mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOL1_w9EwSc

>>34114760
If I listened to pajeet music while squatting in the street then maybe, but listening to a true patriotic Brit like William Alan Mozart

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Tfw you order 21 tendies from dominos and a small pizza

>>34114718

using anabolics and getting ripped, its kind of like an RPG, plus who wants to live past 70-80 anyway, you'll just be some crippled piece of shit who will get sucker punched by some chav or refugee nigger for instagram hits and end up an even bigger cripple.

dont even care about getting women with it.

>>34114803
Dominos tendies go straight through me. I wasn't impressed.

>>34114778
Yeah, I don't think that'd apply to me. I like dogs (mostly don't care about other animals), but basically have a strong interest in biology and I'm not smart enough to work with people. I don't care about the owner's feelings and I'm good at delivering bad news so I could give it a good go I reckon

>>34114829
>I'm tough I can take it!

Always the first to go.

>>34114829

I assume you need some qualifications m8, just being interested isn't enough.

>Super Bomberman R
GET IN HERE BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBnB6fuj94E

>>34114849
I know, hence asking. Wondering if it's worth taking A-levels again to go in that direction.

>>34114837
good meme anon

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>tfw you actually miss KentAnon

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>>34114718
>>34114776
at least a few years ago video games excitied me now watching the nintendo trailers I feel nothing at all

All I go on is a deluded hope i'll find purpose, till then I'm sleeping 12-16 hours a day and browsing 4chan the rest

>>34114851
Idiots can't even get the right player controller.

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What's the consensus on vaping lads
I thought it was a meme but I bought one out of curiosity and it's actually amazing
Cheaper, healthier and tastes great. I had a cig the other night and it tasted like shit to me. Looking back I don't even know how they used to taste so amazing.

>>34112582
why did you start lad

>>34114891
It makes you look like a gaylord.

>>34114534
mmr?
oringolo

>>34114891
Unless you use one of those e-cigs to make it look like you're trying to quit then a giant faggot is the general effect.

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there was some snow settled for my nightwalk last night, shame that most of it just got washed away after 10 minutes though

>>34114882
I don't know, Zelda saying everything she's worked for is worthless and crying made me feel things.

>>34114746
Yes lad, he died during composition. Shame, would have been even better if he finished. Only finished 2/5ths of the entire symphony, meaning it's only about 55 - 60 minutes long, depending on pace.

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Someone wanted a Monsoon Gondola yesterday, I think.

>>34114377
>>complicated and bland
>interesting combination
Consider nethack, both at once a very complicated game with thousands of obscure mechanics and object interactions, but also at the same time, ~50 levels of boringly identical randomised maze layouts (especially Gehennom).

>>34114404
That's a model.

>>34114907
I like the taste and feel I guess. I was at the local co-op and thought that I'd never actually tried them so I bought some and enjoyed it. Dont really do it too much though.

>When the British Secret Intelligence Service discovered that semen made a good invisible ink, Sir George Mansfield Smith-Cumming noted of his agents that "Every man (is) his own stylo"

who the FUCK steals a 4ft garden gnome? i am fuming. thats 20 pounds worth of gnome, stolen.

im going to do posters to make the miserable bastards give it back, and possibly report it to the police.

>>34115158
nice job QIfag, hows dave treating you?

>>34115175
chill lad, some gents just thought he needed a holiday, you'll get the lad back in a couple of weeks with some holiday snaps to

>>34115158
>Sir George Mansfield Smith-Cumming
Indeed

Probation wasn't fun yesterday.
Guy who runs group was addressing us all saying "you haven't been offending your whole lives, it was just this one instance that brought you here to probation"

Heart rate went up. Wanted to tell that cunt off for, in my mind excluding me, for I have been committing sexual offences since I was 5

>>34115175
Frankly, I think they've done you a favour. I can't think of many things that would make your house look tackier than a four foot garden gnome. (Seriously, four feet tall?) Do you also have a giant pair of furry dice hanging in the porch?

>>34115227
>committing sexual offences since I was 5
poleaboo?

>>34115175
How do you know it was stolen? Maybe it left of its own accord

>>34114993
Ah, then it is the one I was thinking of. I like it, but I'm more of a Beethoven lad desu

>>34115175

id love for someone to post a pic of it on this thread now

>>34115242
obviously its there for a joke. it looks ridiculous, and its very funny. he even had a name, gnomez. just because it wasnt serious doesnt mean i didnt want to keep it.

i had a lot of fun putting him round the house to scare the shit out of my mum or pretending he was a senile vitriolic racist and we let him get away with it because he didnt know any better.

>>34115242

You got a problem with furry dice?

>>34115227
Offenses for which you weren't caught don't exist.

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>>34115158
So is that why its called Cum?

You learn something every day desu.

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Toblerone owner Mondelez has confirmed that the price of the mini frog-shaped bar will soon rise to 30p due to the ''rising cost of commodities including cocoa''. Safe to say, people aren't too happy about this.

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>>34115175
if anyone sees this knocking about stockport, let me know

>>34115348
fuck off lad, that aint 4ft

>>34115344
It's only rising because the pound is falling so much.

>>34115353
thats not gnomez, its to give you an idea

>>34115353
It could be, I count 8 or so of those fertilizer bags behind it and I think they're six inches thick

>>34115353

maybe he just took the picture from really far away?

>>34115344
I remember them being 5p, same as a Fudge.

>>34115251
No. I am stuck in East Devon, not Scotland
>>34115316
>be 5
>tfw woman in our front room asleep on couch
>I try to undo her trousers to play with her
>she jumps up and shrieks
>tfw

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>>34115344
Fuck lads.

Its all over.
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/jan/12/toblerone-maker-mondolez-hike-price-cadbury-bars-freddo

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Would you lick her haggis?

>>34115371

this is /britfeel/ lad, we all know what gnomes look like, its all we fucking talk about in here

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH REPEAR NO BABY NO BABY NOT TODAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

Should I undergo immortality and technological advancement to become a meme god?

When I was a child, Wagon Wheels were a foot in diameter and a Cadbury's Dairy Milk bar would feed a family for a week with enough left over to poison a dog.

I blame the French

anyone playing on the Elysium PvP server?

>>34115494
If dubs yes, if not kek does not will it

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>>34115506

reminded me i had this pic

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I've not had time to post since Sunday night, I'm actually sad because going to the gym every day after work has been keeping me sane

When I was a kid I didn't eat shitty sugary shit because my dad was smart and gave me fruit instead.

>>34115544
>1980s
Those kids' fashions are blatantly 1970's though.

>>34115582
>expecting working class kids from the 80s to have up to date fashion

>>34115544

THE DARK AND LONELY WATER

>>34115582

youre right, pic should have added

>we didnt change clothes for over 10 years

>watch hundreds of anime
>countless hours
>finally, at long last i find my waifu, or she found me
>keep watching the show
>she dies

this world is too cruel

Applying for an apprenticeship with the NHS today, gunna get out this shit hole if it kills me, wish me luck bros.

what does /britfeel/ think i'm going to have for dinner? going to ask mummy in a minute

>>34115644
I applyed for dozens before I got mine. Good luck mate.

>>34115644

apprenticeship doing what? ive applied for a porters job (again) im actually a bit scared of getting it because ill probably be getting puked on constantly and catch bird flu or C-dif

>>34115654
Turkey dinosaurs, oven chips and off brand baked beans?

>>34115644
i did an apprenticeship, did fuck all on the job, then they fucked me over when my time was up

>>34115665
Imagine if you were female and having your bottom pinched constantly by OAPs on top of all that what you said.

>Ultra Street Fighter 2: The Final Challengers up next
This had better have some new shit other than Evil Ryu and Violent Ken, it's going to be shit if it's just a port of HD Remix with 2 new characters.

>Sky pulls broadcast of show that cast white actor as Michael Jackson

You'd think he'd have liked being played by a white man. Good thing he croaked before this whole "white people are the devil" thing took off to the extent it has.

>>34115711
Being white has become a crime outright because we have to be so nice to minorities as if it makes up for the actions if our once glorious Empire

>>34115676
I'm currently doing fuck alll at mine but they don't look like they're gonna rail me at the end.

>>34110577
Since I got my brown belt in brazilian jiu jitsu the instructor has started to take the piss. He goes on walkarounds and leaves me in charge for up to half hour. Not amused, lads. How did the lazy bastard win European competitions if he slacks every chance he gets?

>>34115685

now i have an erection, thanks

>>34115753
It seems the apprentice has much to learn.

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>>34115711
WHITEY MUST PAY REPERATIONS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34114020

>if god gave Britain an enema the tube would go in at east devon

Are there any counties that have very little state intervention on a social level and aren't a shit hole?

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>tfw you've been on hold to the universal credit people for over 15 minutes.

I just need to tell you that I have a two days work so you don't sanction me, but you're making it very difficult

>>34115781
you could move to the middle of the outback, no ones going to go all the way out there to see you

>>34115802
>not a shithole
Sounds like a bit of a shithole to me.

>>34115792
I didnt go to my interview today, still yet to contact them how long will they sanction me?

>>34115792
They dont want you to succeed. Its like that bitch from One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest

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universal basic income and cyborg bodies when?

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DONT COOOOME FOR MEEE TODAYY
REAPER
IM FEELING GOOD IM TRYING TO SAVOUR IT
REAPER

YOU TRIED TO TRACK ME DOWN
YOU FOLLOWED ME LIKE THE DARKEST CLOUD
BUT NO BABY NO BABY NOT TODAY

>>34115792
When I got my job I was on hold with them for 45 minutes, only to be told their system was down when I got through and to call again tomorrow. Next day I was on hold for half an hour before I spoke to an actual person. I fucking hate Vivaldi now

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Has anyone tried DMT?

Apparently everyone who takes it starts seeing machine elves.

It's not addictive so I want to try it.

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>>34110635
Posting.

All the snow is almost gone from this part of the country now.

>>34115830
>>34115830
the guide is between 4 and 156 weeks depending on the offense. Bit vague I know, but thats what it says.

>>34115842
Of course not. The woman today was lovely, but the system seems set up to fuck you over. I am actively getting work and desperate for a full time job, but a couple of days is all I have found so far, which is better than nothing, I'm trying to do the right thing and I have now been on hold for about 20 mins. Another anon said the other day that they only want one of two things

>you stop claiming (they win)
>you kill yourself (they win)

Anyone else sick of the white man? Self hating white here.

It's fucking pathetic the way we treat other races, the fact that we dont even see our own priveledge is insane. Don't want no part of this race, hope to shit we're wiped out soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVdfdu9PVEw

>>34115881
>I fucking hate Vivaldi now
It's the same little bit of tune, with that guy telling you their opening times and that their lines are busy every 30 seconds. I was humming along with it at first, now I just want to die.

>>34115901
You get 20/hr, why are you still claiming?

>>34115929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxH4-aoTlTw

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I always see cute girls at the gym but I avoid eye contact at all costs because I'm ugly and probably disgusting to look at

>>34115972
Oh god, just fucking kill me

>>34115924
Agree completely I've been noticing my priveledge recently and have actively started acting on my sexist behaviour.

I work in an office environment and the thermostat there is set for men, which is insanely sexist. I've started handing out paperwork recently with information on how to be less sexist. But alas its the folly of the white man to be this way, asteroid soon when?

>>34115972

Fond memories

looking at old OS maps and realising my house is built almost directly over an old coal pit shaft, should i start digging?

>>34116018
>set phasers to men

>>34116030

Enjoy your subsidence m8

>>34115972
I don't need a duet lad. Cheers though.

>>34115948
I get 20/hr? what the fuck are you on about? If I was making 20 and hour I would not be bothering claiming.

Coming up on half an hour now lads. It'll be closed in 25 mins, are we taking bets on if I even get through?

>>34116030
Yeah, open up a sinkhole and have your whole street disappear.

>>34115995
I walked past a cutie yesterday and I was going to smile but panicked and looked the other way.

I'm determined to look at at one soon.

All it takes is practice anon.

>>34116030
What sites do you go to for the old maps mate?

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>>34115972
Surprised this image isn't posted on a threadular basis

>>34116060
Add him to the OP

>>34116018
>the thermostat there is set for men
What does this mean?

>>34116054

http://maps.nls.uk/

keeps me amused for hours

>>34116080
>What does this mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNH0bmYT7os

>>34116080
It means that women are apparently incapable of putting on warmer clothes

>>34116033
E>>34116042
I imagine I'm a qt and I know I wouldn't fucking want to look at me so I just save the trouble desu. you can't improve your natural facial aesthetics so I just have to do the best I can

>>34116080
women are dumb cunts and don't know how to dress properly

>>34116042
>>34115995

Stare at the sun and get blinded, boys.

>>34116091
Holy shit, turns out I live in the oldest street in my area. Everything else was just fields when my house was built.

>>34115924
>>34116018
The sooner us white people are gone the better. I hope the non whites keep a reserve of white females to give them reparations in the form of sexual slavery

>>34116163

find out some interesting and strange things from maps like that, only thing that was in the who neighbourhood where i am until the 1950s or 60s were old pit shafts, ponds and pit spoil heaps

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>>34115394
Every time I see her face now I'm reminded of the stirring.

Thanks /pol/.

>>34116197
Im glad there are pioneers like me and you. I've taken my rightful place as a single man for the betterment of mankind.

>>34116111
see
>>34116104
at the end of the video she goes

"ERR MAYBE MEN CAN WEAR T SHIRTS OR SHORTS OR SOMETHING SO THEY DONT OVERHEAT"

... why don't you?

>>34116209
Turns out my plot of land was part of a farm until 150 years ago when the house was built, also it seems that some of the tree's out back are very old indeed.

Thirdly there used to be lots of little ponds dotted around that are now houses.

>>34116299
Sounds spoopy, you ever put your dick in the ground to gain the knowledge of your ancestors?

The 'ol bellend smells a bit like Kipper snacks today lads, what do?

>>34116299

sounds alot more stable than the land im currently sat over 2Bdesu

>>34116315
No but there appears to be a large red brick like structure buried under an area of the lawn, dad won't let me did it up though.

>>34116332
You in Hull or something?

>>34116326
Taste it and critique the flavour of your smegma

>>34116281
Because that's not appropriate attire for a workplace

>>34116326
giz us a snif lad

>>34116091
Cheers lad.

Fucking hell the centre of my town has changed so much since the 60s

>>34116352
Thats the sexist in you talking laddo, best be careful with your next choice of words.

>>34116346

doesnt take much working out that im somewhere in the north i suppose, but im on the other side of the pennies from Hull

>>34116352
Not to mention it's more cost-efficient and more environmentally friendly to have the heating set lower

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>>34116349
>>34116354
A comment, original in nature entirely.

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>>34116104
>"it's so difficult during the winter months, we women have to bring in jumpers and sweaters just so we can stay warm"
>"we can't even look fashionable anymore in the summer months"

>>34116408
>We are going to look so cool posing for this photo boys

>>34116424
He was right though, they do look cool

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>unsure of my finances so end up keep buying weed in draws

>>34116455
Those high belts are a bit wrong

>>34116455
That's a very strange definition of cool you're using.

>>34116408
Swag as fuck hail victory

Found out my bonus for last year today lads.

14%

Just shy of 4k.

Holy shit I did literally nothing for about 6 months of the year since I was working remotely and had no one looking over my shoulder.

This is amazing.

Don't get paid it until March though, which is a bit shit.

>>34115895
>machines elves
Sounds like you've been hanging out with those queermos over at /x/, all they have is anecdotes they've never done it themselves and those that do are liars.
Go to the shroomery to learn more, it is very interesting but no you dont always see "machine elves", also it's only those queers over there that call them that, I swear to God if you said that in my face I would suck your dick and fuck your ass like the faggot you are.

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I wish I was more outdoorsy but living in a shit town near to a city makes it difficult

>>34116497
Black is always cool, anon

>>34116360
>>34116299

if you live in somewhere that used to have alot of collieries, mills, quarries, etc, then this map might be useful, its strange how many of them and the old tramways are right underneath normal houses and streets now - this map it a bit harder to get your head about and more focused towards railways and tramways but you can still get alot of useful info

http://www.railmaponline.com/UKIEMap.php

just started playin through pokemon heartgold again lads, I'm pretty excited desu

>>34116497
>has no concept of effay

>>34116390
Ah fair enough, I just heard that hull is basically marsh land but had no idea all of that area was like that.

Looking at these maps it appears that my road was originally intended to be a nice little suburb with country lanes leading to and from it, but after the war they just decided "fuck it lets pack them all in like sardines".

Guy in the line at the corner shop tried to make small talk about the fact everyone was buying alchohol. No shit its Friday and everyone is coming home from work.

>>34116519
oh yeah manchester's great for this since people went literally mental with the train lines and tram lines

>>34116581

you just wish you were as on the ball as he is, admit it

I feel like napping, anyone else low energy this evening?

>>34116636
I have lower energy than JEB. It's unbelievable

>>34116636
Just this evening?

Try all the fucking time.

>>34116519
Wow turns out my old house used to back right onto a railway line. No wonder there was a random stretch of straight lane and railway stones behind the houses, they turned it into a walkway now and its popular with local druggies and wannabe gangsters.

>>34116636
I just woke up lad but took a small nap on the floor when I rolled out of bed.

>>34116515
Lots of tracks like that around here that I used to walk on as a teen, they've fenced them off now after a crackdown because local chavs used to play chicken with the trains.

I used to always keep an eye out and vanish if a train was approaching.

who here is /coastal/?
they're evacuating the council house at the the bottom of the hill