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/r9k/ Does NEET or Neckbeard virgin manlet friendly jobs exist?
Where I study we were out on an exhibition or what it is called where we could hear about different kinds of stuff you could get as an education and most of my friends and I were bored most of the time until we heard about something called a ship captain and engineer, it was really interesting the guy who talked was based as fuck and it wasn't as much a hard education as most others.
You basically get your own room, free food, and a shit amount of money, then you sail for like 3 months and are home 3 months, while at the ship you can enjoy many kinds of offline games while the internet is not working instead of constantly browsing this board instead, perfect if you want to finish your games or watch many movies. Then when you get home you almost have enough of money just to go on vacations in different countries, you can also buy an overpriced gaming laptop like it's spare change and stuff like that.
What do you guys think? Maybe I'm just hyped but my friends said is was neckbeard virgin friendly as fuck too.
And the best of all is normies and couples aren't thrown in your face all the time and you can just buy a hooker when you get home.
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>a ship captain and engineer
surely this involves actual work like, controlling or maintaining the ship?
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I'm going to kek my ass off when I hear on the news how Somali Chad hijacked your shipfu.
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>>34138450
Yeah I think so but It seems like they don't trust the third worlds who are doing the cheaper work so they hire young Europeans instead, I have no idea how the place could have so many students when it's such a high rank and how they could give you a contract when you're finish but they maybe have many ships?
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>>34138591
Being the captain or engineer of a ship is, like, pretty important man
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>>34138606
Yeah but you can be a maintenance guy too if you want something easier, you don't earn as much but it's still a huge amount of money, imagine playing the Nintendo Swift outside on the deck with a nice view after you have done the days work.
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>>34138276
>easy af job, can neet all day
>ship sinks, this game has no pause but round is done in about 5 whatever
>2 cm of water entering my cabin
>"MOOOOM, THER- oh what?"
>Ship sinks cause you don't know shit
>Blame dad for leaving you when you were little
I wonder why the fuck they trust Europeans more with this
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>applying for jobs today and yesterday
>Will kek bless me with a good one?
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>>34138866
The double dubs have spoken.
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>>34138875
It's happening! Holly shit Thank you jesus! it's happening! i have a good optimistic feeling about life now!
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What is the name of that job that you watch the cameras for a place? I think thats the perfect job for me,you do nothing all day,i think bouncer is good for me too since im tall and fat,you dont need education for that jobs,right?
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>>34139034
> What is the name of that job that you watch the cameras for a place?
Security.
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>>34138875
Where the fuck did this newfag "double dubs" even come from?
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