>spend a week learning the guitar >chad decides to learn

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>>34180506
dw kek. I was in Chad's position in high school.
>join guitar club in 10th grade
>grills think im a solid 8/10
>have had at least 7 girls interested in me but I was too focused on League to care
>walk into guitar club classroom
>see a bunch of edgelords
>alls i hear is smells like teen spirit and iron man
>get home go on ultimate guitar
>learn scales
>learn how to go up nd down, improvise, work on finger technique nd picking
>spend a good 5-6hrs practicing every day
>1 month in im pretty gud, can play Megadeth's Rust In Peace (riffs, solos kinda getting there)
>show up to club one day with my new Jackson Kelly
>tfw qt3.14 notices senpai
>start playing Poison Was The Cure
>no one can play that kind of rhythm guitar in class
>finish and edgelords all looking at me
>"h-how long have you b-b-been playing anon?"
>"about a month"
>tfw orbiter for qt3.14 has been 'playing' for 2yrs
>tfw he can only play Smoke In The Water completely
>mfw he got cucked
>mfw he fucked his qt3.14
>mfw he's still a beta bitch
>mfw minoring in music nd majoring in human biology
>betas BTFO!!!

Thing about Chad is he's actually intelligent too. He can do everything you can do better: physically, mentally, and socially.

>>34181381
Likewise, he can beat you in Call of Duty, pwn you on your favorite mmo, turn in an A plus science report, all while fucking you waifu.

>>34180506
You need to stop worying about what people thing when learning guitar. There's 60 year olds who pick it up and learn it, it's this thing called passion.
passion=enjoyment+doing something a lot.

>>34180506
>Do a PhD
>Become a Doctor of Biomedical Science
>Go to the club
>Introduce myself to qt girls
>Tell them I'm a doctor
>Chad comes up
>"EHH WHAT'S UP DOC?"
>tee hee tee hee
>girls go off with Chad

>>34181381
Pretty much this
Chad has motivation to a level in which you don't
All successful men are Chads, all successful women are Stacys who slept their way to the top

>>34180506
theres no easy way to learn guitar
its gonna take years

"chad" may be able to make a chord quicker than you, but he'll lose interest soon enough