Has /r9k/ tried clubbing? I went for the first time last night

>>34180409
You must be good looking

>>34180409
If you live close enough to a club to go and it's like that why aren't you just going there more and going out

>>34180409
You are now aware that you are actually a chad and need to fuck off from here, loser.

I fucking hate parties and they make me want to hurt people tbqh

There's really nothing special about clubs.

They are just places to drink and dance.

They could be fun if you're with a group of friends

>>34180521
Why?

Can't think of anything funner than a party

Women are generally more friendly and less judgemental when drunk but they're like that to everybody, welcome to sluts.

I stress out when I'm in clubs. The music is too loud, too many people. Makes my autism flair up. Get girls dancing with me but never know what to do at that point. Wish libraries were 24/7 or something. Theres nothing else to do of a night outside

>>34180599
That's your cue, buddy. You don't belong here.

>>34180599
I can think of about 1000 thing s I'd rather do that party.

normie propaganda boys dont fall for it

>>34180873
Like stay at home masturbating to chinese cartoons like a sad sack of shit?

>>34180895
I have no comeback

That is literally the only thing me and my robot brethren do all day everyday

>>34180895
Why are you here? Ask yourself that question.

Why are YOU here?

No. I don't have any friends and I am certain everyone else would be infinitely more attractive than me. If I am going to be drinking alone anyway, I'd rather do it at home where I don't feel massively inferior and no one can see me cry.

>>34180958
Because I'm bored.

original post do not steal

>>34180409
congratulations faggot now fuck off cunt

>r9k at the gentleman's club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZwX6B8QhDs

>>34180599

being around other people annoys me and when they're uninhibited and wanting me to join in it gets unbearable

>>34180409
I have a small penis, i don't think i deserve to be in that world. That world is yours, the good looking and the non small peepees.

>>34180409
what exactly do you think i am normalfag? are you gonna pretend to be one of us just by the crap you choose to say on text? fucking idiot

Not surprising, the club is the scene of unbridled obscenity and exhibitionism. Sex-crazed animals congregate there, I think sex literally permeates the air. The make-up, the nice clothes, the perfumes and colognes, ALL OF IT is centered around sex. Dancing there is basically fucking, but in a public place, so there's some tension. Plus the clothes are still on which just adds to the erotic build-up.

Here's what you do: dress up nice, put on some expensive cologne, and just fucking fake it. Pretend like the world is all roses and chocolate, and that everything is hunky dory, and just fucking GO. Smile a lot, laugh and make stupid jokes, be aggressive with girls. Then eventually, when the girl reciprocates, you do what the redpillers do: escalate. It's really that easy. Clubs are seriously like pig-pens where everyone is just waiting to mate.

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>>34180599
among all the social activities -most of which I despise- I fail to think of anything that is more unappealing than a party.

sitting down at a QUIET (not playing music) establishment and having a conversation with friends (I have had 0 friends during the past 5 years, but I used to have a few in highschool) is something that I might be interested in.

I don't think I am actually interested in a girlfriend either. It is true that I want to stick my penis warm flesh, but I don't think that the emotional burden of 'tfw no gf' is anything more than the indoctrination of media. Movies, books, tv series, etc. make 'love' to be the centerpiece of human life, which makes me long for it; but I don't actually care at a fundamental level.

>>34181418
i don't even know what i'd do with a gf. i don't long for it because i am afraid of it.

>went to a club
>asked a grill to dance
>she laughed and walked away
>danced like an idiot by myself for awhile
>talked to some dude about how he liked my jacket and wanted to know where i got it

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>>34180409
How tall are you? This only happens when you're 6'0+

>>34180409
I've been going out for nearly 3 years now and never once had this experience. I am totally invisible and the one time I danced with a girl she said we weren't going anywhere besides that

>>34180409
>vagina extends to merge with the buttcrack

Why are women so repulsive?

>>34180599
>can't think of anything funner than a party
You don't belong here, also your grammar is shit.

>>34180409
>actually going to club and enjoying the atmosphere there
it's a place of social filth, you probably just got lucky.

>>34181027
how'd he get a camera in a strip club? the first time I went to a strip club I was taken by my cousin who is a stripper and she tried to take a picture of me getting a lap dance and some bouncer acted like it was my fault and said I'd have to leave if we didn't get rid of the camera, really made my cousin mad