>get horny >do something incredibly degen >cum >lose

>get horny
>cum on my stomach
>get some on my finger and lick it
>puke

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>get horny
>do something incredibly degen
>cum
>get big shitheating grin on my face

What did you do op?

was it gay?

>>34181093
I always chicken out when I think about doing this

>>34181093
Eat more pineapple, it'll make it taste much better. Eat less red meat.

>>34181211
yes it was anon...yes it was
i put a twizzler, which is like a candy if you don't know, in my ass, then ate it. Then i recorded myself putting another into my ass, playing with it, pulling it out and eating it. Then I jerked off and after I came wanted to kill myself due to how disgusting I am. before I cane I had the idea of using another twizzler to eat the cum with I have yet to delete the video

>>34181324
Post it as originally as you can.

>>34181359
I don't think you'd like the video anon. Besides I recorded with my phone so I don't have it on my computer if you want I can upload it somewhere and give you a link

>>34181400
Do it, frankly I'd love to see it. I'm at least as degenerate as you are.

>>34181442
do you have contact info I can send it to anon? I have slow internet, it'll be awhile

>>34181581
Why not convert the video to webm and post it here? I don't really want to give out my contact info to a thread full of people.

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>Get horny
>Open window in browser not located on desktop
>Vanilla Porn
>3 minutes pass
>Sissy, Latex Bondage, Public Exhibitionism, chubfur all open in 27 seperate tabs
>Cums all the way up to my chest
>Close tabs
>Uninstall Grindr, Delete craigslist ad email chain, Block cockhungry sissies and mentally damaged littles on my backup kik
>Delete the 12 dick pics I took that are publicly accessible

I wish I could fap like a normie

>get horny
>finger my asshole
>lick my fingers afterwards
>regret

>>34181706
you sound like the average homo normie to me

>tfw consider the mere act of masturbation to be "degen" and hate myself for doing it

>>34181746
I'm not gay tho. I'm Heteroflexible

>>34181761
you're homoflexible, let's be honest here

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>get horny
>look for a porn star that looks like the girl I'm fapping to
>watch video until my dick is hard
>print pic of girl I'm thinking about
>cum all over it
>feel like an entire piece of shit
>repeat

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>>34181768
Not at all! Although, the number of crossdressers, traps, transwomen, and sissies in my porn has become larger. I've even started domming some on discord and tumblr But I only ever talk to girls when I'm not horny

This phenomenon almost caused me to post pictures of my gross naked body on the internet once. Fortunately I was able to pull myself back from the brink.

>>34181756
Aye feel that! Just like everything. Only way forward is to laugh at your very own Truman show.
You know its 'FOR REAL'!

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>>34181084
>get horny as hell
>send pics to every human being with a vainga
>dont realize one is 16
>didnt care
>cummed to her pic
>realize what i have done and why im such a degenerate when i get urges

>>34181813
Love it anon, I can feel myself growing more depraved minute by minute.

>>34181324
2 cor 5:17

>>34181761
>Heteroflexible
is that one of those dumb tumblr pseudogenders

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>>34181084
>get horny
>do something incredibly degen
>cum
>pretend to feel shitty to make the people watching me think I regret it

>>34181813
>410 gone
what the fuck how am i supposed to watch it?

>>34181324
I've done this, except it was with gummy bears and I was 5 and not masturbating.

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>get hornee
>pull out the 2TB external
>start mass downloading vanilla porn
>30 seconds later, one file completes
>watch it and skip to beginning middle and end, to see the blow job, vaginal, and the cumshot
>1% done
>next one finishes, repeat this until 99% done
>watch netflix or something until I revert back to 50%
>repeat all day
>cum when its bedtime or until I mess up my edging and get blueballs
>format the external
>browse /r9k/ while contemplating suicide
>pull gun out
>load a round into magazine, insert it
>rack the slide
>get horny

This is my life

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>>34182099
Post it agian you fucking faggot
original comment

So true. Wish I could get back all the money I wasted on diapers.

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>Watch porn without jerking off
>Love the feeling of frustration I get not touching my dick
>Plan to do self chastity (Don't have a cage yet) for a while
>End up getting too horny and convincing myself that having a ruined orgasm would be okay
>Ruin orgasm
>So insanely horny that I end up jerking off a second time
>Second orgasm is shit
>Go to bed feeling like a failure and a degenerate

Anyone else know this feel?

Any tips or anything for not losing control and giving in to jerking off? I want to do self denial but I don't know how to force myself when I get way to horny.

>>34181084
>>do something incredibly degen
I'm sure I've done worse
Unless yours involves having fetish sex
The shame is unbearable

>>34182886
I love how my brain always comes up with an excuse as to why I should just masturbate and cum when I do this, then I immediately regret it after I orgasm

>>34182939
Do you think getting a cage would make this whole thing easier? I don't think my local sex shop has them from what I have seen online, and I am scared that my parents (who I live with) will find anything I order online.

>>34183006
Sorry m8, never heard of that I just like to edge sometimes but always fail hard. Have tried nofap, best I could do was a week, have just given in now, masturbating beats paying money for a prostitute atleast

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>>34182886
>tfw no chastity cage
i wonder what it would be like

>>34183006
I wish i had the guts to go to a sex shop
i could never do that
and the fucking mailman knows what's in the packages for whatever reason

>>34182099
REEEEEE POST IT AGAIN YOU PUSSY

I have almost sucked my own dick a few times.
Back when i was 15-16, I, for some reason, thought I would actually try it after hearing some stories about ppl removing ribs to do it etc. I barely got the tip in my mouth and i came pretty much instantly from excitement. In my mouth. I still hate myself for it.

>>34183144
>after hearing some stories about ppl removing ribs to do it etc
wait what the fuck how do you remove ribs?

>>34183181
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rib_removal

I dont really know, they may have been fake stories. I guess you could remove your lower ribs tho

>>34183006
My parents found mine

>>34183251
>My parents found mine
holy shit
what was there reaction?
tell us the story

>>34183144
I've done it four or five times and ever time it feels like I am going to seriously fuck my back up. It feels more like sucking a dick than it does getting your dick sucked (not that I would know what either of those would feel like though). I wasn't able to get much in my mouth, maybe 2 inches max. I found it hard to climax because of how uncomfortable the position was. 3/10 you are not missing out.

>>34183265
I left it in the bathroom under the sink thinking I'd come back for it layer. Anyway
>dad walks up to me
>son are you hiding something?
>huh what are you talking about?
>I found something in the bathroom
>ask him what he found (wanted to know what he though it was)
>never mind son

He put it in a drawer in his room instead of throwing it away for some reason. I took it back after like a month.

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>>34183050
thanks for the (you) anyways friend

>>34183074
I have been able to make a pretty good DIY chastity cage using a stretchy sock and shoe lace. The pretty big downside is the whole locking thing. I have only been able to have it on for a few hours so I wish I had a real one that I could keep on for days or weeks without removal.

>>34183098
I can see myself going to a sex shop to buy lube or a dildo or something because I could pretend it was for my nonexistant gf. A chastity cage though? I think I would sperg out too hard.

>>34183251
I'm so sorry m8

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>>34183357
He started to use it himself anon.

Used to feel shitty about extremely degenerate shit but now I just don't care anymore.

>>34183393
>yfw you see a racist homophobic drumpf

>>34183393
>mommy doesn't let daddy cum

>>34181084
>TFW I always feel guilty after watching porn
>TFW I keep coming back everyday, sometimes multiple times per day
If only women would open up their three holes for my dick

> get horny
> want to eat my cum
> cum on a sheet of paper
> cannot make myself eat ot
> 30 minutes later
> get horny again
> eat all the old cum from that paper

>>34182886
Oh, its me, lad.

>>34181084
>get horny
>do something incredibly degen
>cum
>better do it all over again, minus arousal, as an experimental control

>>34181878
>16

Who gives a fuck? That's legal in most states.

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>>34183930
>not putting your legs over your head and cumming into your open mouth

It' the only way, fampai

>>34184175
how do you do this without losing interest just as you cum?

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>>34184286
To be honest I usually have to be super horny, like, haven't jerked off for a week horny, otherwise I pussy out. It also helps if I'm watching a JOI/CEI video with a countdown.

>>34184175
Wish I was that flexible

>>34184316
do you think ruining your orgasm so it drips into your mouth and you stay horny would work?

>>34184337
Yes it does. Kinda ruins some of the fun though ;3

>"Today's the day I finally give myself a prostate orgasm."
>Finger my ass and stroke my prostate for ten minutes.
>Get bored and jerk off normally to ebony MILFs.
Every time.

>>34181706
I used to do that sort of thing.
>Be lonely.
>Get horny.
>Go on Grindr trying to hit the jackpot and find a cute twink/trap who would want to cuddle and have sex.
>No luck.
>Jerk off on camsites for men and the very occasional woman.
>Tell them to compliment me and say nice things about me until I cum.
>Feel wanted.
>Cum.
>Feel even more lonely than usual.
>Delete Grindr because I didn't think I was that gay after all.
>Re-install the next day because I was more lonely and desperate than I was heterosexual.
It was a very sad time for me. I'm glad it's over.

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>>34181093
Is eating your own cum really that disgusting? I do it all the time.
>>34181324
That's nothing, I did this like four days ago.
You shouldn't feel bad about doing degenerate things, embrace the degeneracy.

>>34184896
How does it taste like? i am not degenerate enough to try it...you might convince me

>>34185124
It can be somewhat bitter, but to me has a slight 'bleach'-y after taste, but it really depends on your diet and what you've been eating.

Oh wow I didn't realized you were talking about cum until I finished that sentence, but this is true for both cum and shit

>>34181877
>>34181980

Everyone check out this guy that thinks his life is a TV show

>>34184896
It's a disgusting paradox
You get horny, get more degenerate
Before you cum promising you have this incredible desire to eat cum
After you cum, all horniness go away, and so does the degenerate feels
So the thought of eating cum is literally disgusting as shit

It's not even the taste or something, the thought is just repulsive after orgasming

>>34183370
>chastity cage using a stretchy sock and shoe lace
can you post pics anon?
i bet your a qt and i want to know how to make one

>>34184316
>JOI/CEI
what? give me a link senpai

>>34181126
are you me f a m thats everytime

Fuck op why did you delete it

Does anyone have the webm from >>34181813 ? I need it for research purposes.

>>34181975
no its called a joke anon

>>34187646
>>34181975
Well I first saw it on OKc, I just associate it with "Mostly straight but would unironically fuck a trap and maybe a few actual guys."

>>34187888
thats called bi

>>34181084
>get horny
>do something incredibly degen
>stop
>feel fucking great

>>34187900
Same thing really. I just feel like that's a better descriptor of what gets me hard.

>get horny
>start with ebony porn
>then ebony porn with strapon
>then BBC
>feel shitty because I'm supposedly racist
What did I mean by this?

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>>34184316

>watching a JOI/CEI video with a countdown
>video ends immediately after the cum eating part

I've literally never heard a file that has any post-swallow teasing. Dayum shame.

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>>34181084

Obligatory Varg Vikernes

>>34187461
Pls guys I require this webm. My research must proceed

>>34181946
kek buddy

>>34188472
Op here. If you really want it I'll post again since now I'm horny and more degen.

Surprised this thread survived desu

>>34189692
Yes please senpai
D

>>34190352
Have fun anon. Too big for 4chan here's a mega link

https://mega.nz/#!NRRikISC!n6xl43vSwPvtwWziACIRsfXQG45OMn9MmlP-8340NYU

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>really, REALLY don't want to be gay
>gay shit is all that gets me off these days

what the fuck, it didn't used to be like this

>>34181324
if dubs you must post

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>>34181084

>jack off to something disgusting
>load "hurt" on youtube after while regretting my life

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>Get horny
>Stopped looking at porn months ago
>Lay in bed fucking fleshlight
>Alteast an hour of just imagining really intimate and pationate sex with a beautiful (imaginary) women that I love
>cum
>feel great
>Remember all the degenerate shit I use to jerk off to when I watched porn
>Get disgusted
>Go to bed mad at myself

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>>34191128
textless posts2 aren't aloud origbald.

>>34191289
Still better than porn desu