lets hear some stories about you loosing your spaghetti in front

>>34182831
>live in small town
>go to college
>see 3 most popular girls in seats there
>sitting there like a charmender, squirtle, and bulbasaur the legends staring me down
>I approach them as they are looking my way
>they all say hi and smile
>I start talking
>freeze up mid story
>look at one randomly and say "heyyyyy"
>they laugh
>I sit there painfully trying to end the convo and walk outside to go home and kick shit in the parking lot sweating and freaking out as I smoke cigarette butts in the driveway

Believe it or not there's still time, im 26 and I think it's gonna turn around. Well, it looks like it, but if not bye bye everyone

>get on the bus
>stutter to the bus driver where I want to go
>"that'll be 2.50"
>give him 5 and walk away
>everyone on the bus is looking at me
>"excuse me anon, don't you want the rest of your money back"
>fuck I forget the change
>turn around
>concious of how I walk
>stumble everywhere
>grab the change
>drive thinks I'm autistic
>face is red
>stumble around and find the only seat left is next to a qt girl
>sweat profusely

Fuck me.

>>34182831
>be me
>eighth grade homeschooler, but one day a week i go on campus for a class
>in physical science for high schoolers but becUse I had good grades I was allowed in despite being 1-4 grades lower than everyone else.
>at the end of class, putting all my papers in my binder
>table of girls, including one I crushed on, sitting opposite me
>I look over my shoulder and they are all sitting silently, watching and smiling.
>Never had girls look at me before so I open my eyes wide as possible and give them a huge freaky smile
>They laugh and I wuickly turn away and throw all my things in my backpack
>Rush out of the room before they can try to talk to me

Honestly I was scared of them but at least they laughed instead of cringing like most people do.

op here this happened to me today
>i live near the city and have a bad case of yellow fever
>go to woolworths today for triple a batteries and shampoo
>at the self service machines waiting in line
>10/10 qt asian behind me
>i cant get over how hot she is
>anon your next
>its a card only and i'm paying in cash
>let her in she says thanks and smiles at me
>loose my spaghetti
>go to walk to the new one that's open and fall over spilling my shit