>come out of the shower >dry my hair >door opens >witty

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>>34182967

>have long flaccid penis
>only grows to 5.5 inches when erect

I can imagine disappointing any girl if I could get one.

What's the matter, can't handle the bants?

>tfw about 2 inches flaccid, 6.5 and on the thick side erect.

Is it okay to be a grower /r9k/?

>>34182967
>not fucking your sister to show dominance
I am ashamed OP

>>34183147
I've only ever had sex once, but it really made me less self-conscious about my size. My fingers could reach her cervical wall and I'm around 5-5.5 too. My middle finger is around 4 inches so all in all, we both had a good time.

Vaginas come in different sizes too. My friend tells me about her rather small vagina problems and anything above 6 inches is pretty painful for her. She hangs with rich folk now though and is quite comfortable with her current bf who is around 4 inches.
I don't know why I know this. I mean, she told me, but i still don't know why I know.

>>34182967
Do you cucks in eurocuckistan not have locks on your bathroom doors? Are you pretending to be canadians?

>>34183159
it's more than that, it just reminds us of how inferior and weak we are as a man. it's really a bad feeling.

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>>34182967

my parents did this and would mock me

It was a running joke for years, they called it a little snail

3 inches flaccid and 5.5 inches erect. that's good enough to please a girl right?

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>>34182967
>tfw penis so small can please a degenerate lil sis

anyone her tried to rape his sis yet?

I had a similar (real) experience when I went skinny dipping with my younger sister and her friends
they all had bushes, I've never been able to grow much hair on my dick
my sister mad a comment about it

Choke her as you fuck her until she passes out.

>>34183422
my parents aren't here until evening, should I try it? how do I keep her silent afterwards?

>tfw no qt lil sis to laugh at my tiny cock

>>34183515
Gape her asshole and make her look at it in the mirror.

>>34183304

>it just reminds us of how inferior and weak we are as a man

That's just you though. Do you have an actual micro dick or not?

>>34183515
tell her you'll do it again if she doesn't behave

>>34183515
cum on her pillow

>>34183310
how to make your child uncomfortable with sexuality 101

>>34182967
sounds like you have to show it to her when it's hard
>you said it's little well now look
*this will only work if you're not completely tiny when hard to
or just club her over the head and rape her.

>>34183536
i'm not OP and i don't have microdick but it's still small

>>34182967
your in op, fuckerrightinthepussy

>>34183332
Definitely.
Not in all cases, but in most women if you can take a huge cock it's because you've taken enough to stretch you out.

Vaginas come in a lot of sizes, but they start our pretty small. Wide set or not, depth is (on average) ~3 inches and it expands when around. But definitely not by much.


6.5 is actually the max most can take, 5.5 is petty much perfect.

I can hardly take 5 and it can't be too thick because I'm not a used up whore.

>>34183189
1,5 inches when claccid
5,1 when erect

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>>34182967
>"eeeeh ...brother, what's with that microdick ahahahah"
>eeeeh

People do not talk like this. Holy fuck, how autistic are you?

>>34183253
You know this because of lord kek breh.

Repent and give in to your ruler.

>>34183806
Mfw my pennis is 5 fuckin inches flaccid right now.
I am white and have blue eyes.
>in despite I will be a 6 .1spanish manlet

>>34184422
>I am white and have blue eyes.
why did you type that like it means something ? are you a virgin though ? do you have problems with socializing and girls ?

it's fucking nonsense how some people are white and blue eyed and big dicked but are robots

>tfw only have a 7 x 5.5 inch benis