What should I say guys? She's cute and her bio gives me

>>34277152

Ask her when she's getting that nosejob. Cheeesus christ, man.

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"bees are dying at an alarming rate"
dude, this actually works

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Send her this image and only this image

>>34277152
Unmatch because she'll just do the same the moment you start talking.

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>>34279127
I just went with some shit about a rug on her wall instead

>>34279162
okay, now say "n-not that I was assuming I'd ever see the inside of your house or anything..."

This is Tinder, stop beating around the bush and ask he out some place baka. She obviously likes your looks at least if she matched with you.

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>>34277199
KEK has spoken. As it is written, so shall it be done.

>>34277300
Did you get that from the tinder threads?
because if you did I'm flattered

>>34279209
hearty kek do this

>>34279162
say 'enough about rugs, let me munch that CARPET'

>>34279162
You're hilarious, good luck anon, keep us updated

Personally, I never knew how to go from this to like hey let's go on a date

>>34279362
im not the guy you're responding to but i took that from a tinder thread and used it a couple times

anyway did sushi bro ever make that tinder guide? i need it mang

>>34277152
>getting excited over a single match
>especially one that's out of your league

I averaged one fuck for each 100 matches
>also never made it past a one night stand

>>34277152
Open with "Ahoy" light hearted and makes them smile

>>34279162
>keeping the rug thing up
This was the point where you go "i think ur cute af and i want to take you out for dinner"

>>34277152
Whatever spark you make with our help will fizzle out because you don't have the balls

>>34279410
Rolling for this. Even though you didn't ask

>>34277152
you're a fucking fag
11/10 would not reply to shit ass message

rolling for dubs

>>34279162
This is much better than I was expecting a robot to do but shift the convo to the actual meetup if you ever want to have one

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What should I say if I match with her?

>>34279410
>>34280359>>34279162
Roll, you gave a really funny line anon I believe in you, i'm sending my spirit energy as i'm typing this.

>>34280476
unless you are fat also, don't stoop this low ;_;

>>34280476
if you match with something you don't like just get snapchat nudes and post here, this isn't /adv/ ffs

>>34279460
That makes me very happy, glad it worked. And as far as I know he never made it because he's a fag.

>>34280476
Hey there Precious.

>>34281057
i said i used it, not that it worked

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Can this be saved? No boundaries on what I'll say

>>34281318
JK "Or am I", want to hang?

>>34281318
say "I'm a filthy sodomite, pls forgive me."

>>34281318
You just took this from another tinder thread kek