You find $40,000 on the street. Now you can either >go to

>>34355587
i don't want to do either of those things

>tfw americans really pay that much for college

>>34355610
This, give us more choices.

>>34355587
FFS and hrt won't do ANYTHING for you if you're white and above the age of 16. You already look like a man, it's too late.

Both choices are retarded

>>34355587
Get face surgery
I'm already a girl (female) so instead of becoming a girl I wouod ascend and actually become a valuable girl

I don't really want to become a girl. I mean I'll cross dress and put makeup on temporarily, while I suck cock and get fucked, but going through HRT sounds drastic.

I'd probably use the money for college so I can be debt free once I'm out.

>>34355587
>40k
>enough for college
Can I just spend it on myself?

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those are like 5 bucks you idiot

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>>34355587
Take it to the police so it may go to its rightful owner. I have no right and business to take a hold of that money. The owner may need it to save his life or something like that if he went as far as to carrying 40k in cash.\


It's the right thing to do. Do not demoralize yourself and stoop so low over material things such as cash.

I would take the 40k and move to thailand

>>34355587

Probably buy a sub and a coffee with that fiver.

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>>34355681
if your life depended on those 40k you should have made sure to take a little bit more care of it huh?

>>34355587
I'd rather just live off the money for the rest of my life and NEET it up.

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>>34355761
Mistakes happen just like how you sometimes forget your key. Money is a material and can easily be lost even with the best security in the world.

>>34355682
So option number 2?

>>34355791
Is the rest of your life just 2 years?

>>34355587
become chad you fucking faggot

>>34355828
I could last a decade off of 40k if my home is paid off.

Send it all to help pay off my college loans.

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I'd start my dream of opening up a small bakery

>>34355617
Shit that's just two semesters where I'm going.

>>34355587
If I find 40k on the ground, I can do whatever the fuck I want with it.

I'd hire a out a lavish hotel room, order a brick of heroin, and hit the casino HARD.

Fuck school and fuck being a woman.

>>34355845
That's a pretty big if

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>>34355587
Buy weed n cigs n dip

if I find $40k on the ground I'm taking it to the police

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I would invest in mutual funds , index linked.

>>34355587
>pay student load
>get rad motorcycle
>keep left over money

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>>34355617
>tfw "free" education

>>34355587
i'll invest and or/ put it into my IRA. whole lot of fags in this thread gonna have trouble later in life

>>34355828
>>34355845
>>34355859
>implying I wouldn't just continue to live in my moms house

>>34355617

Depending on the school, that is either 4 years or just a few weeks.

>>34355942
If you're already neeting it up then what difference does the 40k make
Invest it so you have some income for when your mom die then

>>34356005
Not all of us are spoiled rich fucks. I gotta help my mom pay bills.

>>34356018
Then I still don't know how you could make those 40k last very long
Specially since you're paying for 2 people

>>34356079
We don't ever buy anything, except for cheap ass food.

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>>34355587
My life would improve tenfold id I just found $40,000 dollars on the street. I could actually start saving more money instead of living paycheck to paycheck.
I could pick up more shifts at work since i'd have the gas money to do so.

It's so weird to think that much money is pocket change to some people....

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>>34355587
Buy a $40,000 sack