>You're single, Anon? Not tonight, you aren't! Come

If you wouldn't ride that munchkin to the emerald city you're a faggot

>it would be my pleasure beautiful

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dance? hahaha yeah okay

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I can't dance. Also I imagine a robot dancing with a midget would become a video that lots of people laugh at.

Honestly if people didn't exist, I'd date her. But I just can't because the social stigma of dating a girl like that. I mean I am kinda attracted to her, but I wouldn't date her because of what people would think.

>>34384284
sorry i'm not into midgets

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she seems like the type to "fall in love"
i would never get rid of her

leave me alone u midget

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>>34384284
>those hips
>them thighs

She's so cute.

I pick her up by the feet, spin her around and throw her across the room

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>no shortstack gf

>>34384284
Reject her on the basis that she wouldn't date a midget so I'm just an upgrade for her hypergamic ways

>>34384284
oh no , pls fuck off roastie

>>34384690
This and she is a roastie.

>>34384656

>tfw Jemma will never be your wife
>you will never creampie her dwarf pussy every night
>you will never feel her soft squishy thighs around your head

WHY LIVE

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>>34384859
>you will never found the dwarven race by abducting Jemma and repeatedly breeding her with the most aesthetically well proportioned and beardly male Dwarves, and culling all non-dwarven offspring

Of course I would use her as a pleasure slave too, but we have too great of an opportunity with her. We must make Dwarves real, that's more important than anything else.

>>34384355
>social stigma about dating a hot short chick

Dipshit

>>34384284
>>34384656
>>34384922
Sdly, they are the exceptions. Most midget women are ugly as fuck.

I had the chance to fuck a dwarf once. She was qt but the kind of midget without knees. She said she would have to get on top. I chickened out because I thought it would be scary to see her popping up and down with straight bumpy legs.

>>34384355
>The timeline where a robot worries what others will think and others are worried what the midget was thinking.