>mfw I have OCD and spend hours cleaning my anus because I hate being dirty.
>mfw my momma thinks im cutting myself or jacking off.
>mfw mom threatens to tell my dad that I jerk my Johnson
Kill me
Lol man this can't be real.
>>34394562
>his mommy doesn't jerk him off
>mfw he doesn't have regular handjob sessions with mommy
>>34394562
>>mfw mom threatens to tell my dad that I jerk my Johnson
What does she think your dad will even say to that?
>>34395040
"dont jerk your Johnson, son"
>>34394601
You must be one of those fellas that deny piss-bottles are a thing, too.