/unifeels/

>tfw have to pee and it's cold but too afraid to go into the campus and be seen by people
>cant turn on heat in my car ever because no money

>>34389464
I went to a Catholic high school and didn't apply myself so I graduated with a 2.3 gpa. My guidance counselor told me my grades were shit but I did well enough on the SAT to go to any CSU. I dropped out after my first semester but went back when I was 22. I'm on my last semester and it's been costing me 7k a year but after the first 3 semesters I stated getting 11k a year in grant money from the state and federal government. People who go to expensive private schools for a bachelor's degree are stupid. Especially of they are too poor to pay for it and take out loans.

>tfw brainlet studying STEM
>other STEM students know I'm a brainlet
>tfw treated like a third class citizen

Suicide feels more appealing every time I go to class

>tfw have to work on my group project instead of learning how to draw
reeee

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>tfw to smart too enroll for collage

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>see suitemate (not roommate, just to clarify) putting in his contacts before getting in the shower yesterday morning
>out of good will I tell him it's inadvisable to do that for a few reasons
>he tells me he's never heard that he shouldn't wear contacts in the shower or while swimming or anything like that
>tell him that it's one of the things you learn when getting contacts
>he says he's been pretty much blind in one eye since birth and has worn contacts forever and has never been told that
>tell him I've worn contacts for at least 5 years now and was told this
>he tells me I'm full of shit, I think that I'm always right, I think that I'm perfect, that I'm not, that I'm wrong and need to get over myself, and tells me to fuck off
>tell him to fuck off
>he says he can kick my ass
>has the audacity to ask me if we're cool at the end of the day, and then again today without even apologizing or acknowledging that I'm actually correct and was just trying to help
I'm not going to talk to him for at least a week.
Yes I posted this in britfeel last night.

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>tfw major requires four semesters of a language
>tfw group exercises
>tfw you can see the despair in your assigned partner's eyes

>>34390078

You both are acting like teenage girls. Either sort out whatever pent-up resentment led to this or move the fuck on.

>>34390118
>Either sort out whatever pent-up resentment led to this or move the fuck on.
Pretty sure that it's a combination of me having what I think might be undiagnosed borderline personality disorder and his humongous fucking ego.

>>34390097
>teacher frequently picking on you because nobody wants to be your partner and you're quiet

Like hs wtffff fuck Spanish

>>34390192
Stop being a faggot.
>m-muh self diagnosed mental disorder
Your suitemate was right about you.

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>be me
>be in selected problems in Political Science class today
>teacher is old and blind, has a guide dog
>TA is some Asian transfer student, broken English
>class is filled with left wing sjw's
>few level-headed people, lots of qt's; One stood next to me today
>teacher asks us questions about things like flag burning, weed legalization, etc.
>libtards immediately triggered by responses
>one black gril blames Trump presidency on the electoral college and slavery
>professor does not really know what to think from these crazy response
>one gayfag in my class is yelling about how his congressman is the worst person alive
>the entire class is going to be like this the whole semester

>Didn't go to 4 year (((university))), decide to attend community college first
>Second semester is here and can't relate or talk to anyone
>One of the youngest in some of my classes again
>Want to use Tinder but can't take a picture to save my life, & too paranoid that someone I know will find me and make fun of me on there
>Have to do this for 2 years

I want to end it already, I hope avoiding the debt was worth this misery and loneliness.

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>>34389464
>"hey anon, our rooms share a wall but haven't talked all year, wanna grab lunch and talk about anything at all sometime?"
>it will never happen

>>34390487
what kills me is that her "you seem like a creepy fuck, but I tolerate you" smile whenever we meet on the corridors just melts my fucking heart

>>34390315
>mom has bipolar disorder
>her dad has bipolar disorder
>I clearly have something wrong with me
Nope, I'm right about me. He just has a stick up his ass.

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>>34389464
Im glad I graduated.

>>34389464
Here's some advice for unifags

Don't waste money on college if you don't have a clear idea of what you want to do.

If you're attending a state school and your aspirations are to work at a prestigious hedge fund, tech company, Mckinsey, big4 accounting firms, white shoe Big law firms, Do not waste money on college. Those places only recruit from Ivy League schools

If the field you want to get into does not require a college degree (registered nursing, engineering, accounting), do not waste money on college. Degrees in theoretical sciences (physics, chemistry, math, biology) are basically toilet paper these days unless you plan on getting a PhD (piled higher and deeper).

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>>34389464
>qt in my foreign language class
>we have assigned partners and she's across the room, so no opportunity to talk during class
>autistic tranny and her roommate always surrounding her after class

>statistics II class
>sit in one of the front rows expecting a qt girl to sit next to me
>this girl who was sitting next to me before sits next to me
>says hi and asks me if i did the assignment
>she's an arts girl looking for a STEM guy friend to help her out
>she's in fourth year
>she says she has a boyfriend
what do you think, /uni/? Should I go forward with it or not?

i got her number and facebook

it'd be nice to make an older female friend, and she doesn't seem like a Stacy, but I feel like I'd have to give free tutoring or something

she's asian though

>tfw finally doing godo

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>have to ask for a recommendation
how do I deal with this as a roboto

>>34389723
this

>get to first real comp engineering class
>group of two ching chongs and mega autist talking about things they have programmed
>One pulls up a full fledged animated 2d platformer with like 100 levels on his laptop
>Only thing I ever programmed was some shitty HTML Parsing music release finder that broke after using it more than three times

>>34390855
>big4 accounting firms

they'll accept you right out of your bachelor's as long as you "plan" on being a CPA

>be today
>some autist spilled his spaghetti trying to explain a maths proof in front of the class
>it was basic shit too
which one of you was this?

>tfw have become such a sperg that I literally never leave room other than for class or to eat
>if a girl looks at me I look down at the ground automatically
>change diet and go to gym but end up getting fatter

They said it'd get better...

>want to transfer into another program
>program is at another school
>only accept transfer students who with history of full-time course load with a solid GPA
There go my dreams.

>>34391882
>>34389723
Normalfags are sending their children to stem-focused schools in droves, your days are going to become numbered

>>34391882
>study at one of the best Unis worldwide
>friend of mine has already written a an audio programme that doesn't exist on the market yet, has gotten thousand in grants for it and is looking to open his own company
>guy I know has already made millions programming apps before even starting college
>dude in my sports club is a literal 6'6 olympian. Another one is 6'5 and also a gigachad. Both very nice though
>most of my friends already have jobs at McKinsey, Goldman Sachs etc lined up or have gotten jobs in exotic locations, clearly just to enjoy themselves
>I don't even know what to do after graduating this summer

Fuck this, I know I deserve it for being lazy but this is depressing

>>34389464
I want to sue America for this

>>34389464
>TFW drunk driving is illegal
>TFW driving is the only way to get to and from the bar

>>34390078
I wear my contacts 24/7 (yes to bed) for literally months at a time, in the shower and all

>going to community college at 25
>the only person I know there is my older sibling's 27 year old friend from middle school
>signed up for math classes together out of fear of ever needing to talk to other people while we're there
Feels kind of nice when you have another person whose life has been a disaster to spend time with

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>>34392157
Fuck it. I just need to do well in two full-time semesters. Fuck CS! I will be an enginigger.

>tfw my tutor talked to me today and utterly crushed me
>tfw just lied in bed all day feeling sorry for myself

I'm such a pussy

>>34391174
This is some sort of fucking trap don't do it.

>3 years ago
>was in Econ undergrad
>taking econometrics class
>Asian girl and I started talking(said she had a boyfriend, I had gf at the time as well but I thought an Asian could help me with this stats stuff)
>we agreed to meet to study for an exam
>met in the school's business building
>go over some practice problems
>"OMG Anon this is sooooo hard I don't think I can do this"
>uhh ok let's just keep going
>"No anon, you are so smart, I'm not as smart as you, I'll never figure this out"(no idea wtf she was talking about I was close to failing kek)
>she proceeds to start crying
>just awkwardly keep going through practice problems
>finally just decide to gtfo and make up some bullshit excuse

It was pretty awkward. I think she must have been going through some other stuff in her life or something. Have no idea why she dumped it on me. Or maybe she just cried a lot.

>>34389464
>tfw lost almost 20 pounds due to depression
>tfw face looks better than ever and I can just hide my pathetic body under clothing
>tfw 6/10 girls start flirting with me
The only catch isnthat they all think I'm LTR material for some reason eventhough I'm a chaotic mess of a man

I'm a graduaying highschool student who wan's to pursue an obviously high paying and respected career, maybe STEM related. But it seems as though people are being pushed into STEM fields in droves so that when I graduate my job value will be low. Is STEM a meme, what's the best major you wish you had chosen with the best future oppurtunities?

>>34392355
I know the feeling of inferiority anon

>tfw surrounded by 6'3 mega Chads and 10/10 model stacies at a top 20 Uni all with loaded parents who have already saved half the world and done 4 internships, all while getting better marks than you

im pretty comfy though so dont care desu

>>34393123
Yeah this girl also told me about how she's dropped her sociology courses because it was hard and shi

I had a CS female friend like this last term and she dropped me for smarter guys

>tfw brainlet in CS
>competing over pajeets and chinks
>even the TA helps students in Chinese
am I fucked or should I hope that I find a CS robot friend

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>>34389464
>tfw you spend 7 years of your life in school, getting a B.S. and M.S. in STEM
>tfw you're graduating this semester with a degree in Environmental Policy and Wildlife Management
>tfw Trump takes a fat shit on the entire Department of the Interior, National Parks Service, and the EPA.

Welp, time to find another country to start a career in. Fuck contracting.

>>34393460
>high paying and respected career
the first step is to aim lower my friend. Everyone wants to get on top nowadays, people are willing to take great risks with potentially crushing consequences just to have a shot at very few good job opportunities. Most fail. Don't be like them

>tfw third week of classes
>everyone already made friends
>I'm already overwhelmed by the workload (retaking 3 courses, taking 2 new courses)
>retaking Python Algorithms and I still don't know how to do shit
>everyone does the assignment in advance to demo

>tfw people talk to you less and less
>People used to approach you then they see how you really are
>Now the groups have formed
>You're not in any
>You get ignored more and more

>tfw math grad student
>just average in terms of my cohort
>mess up in my recitation sections and have to send out corrections
>have trouble solving problems for class projects while others breeze through them
>have to study for weeks for tests to pump out A-/B+ in classes with grade inflation through the roof
Who /regret/ here? I just want to be a lecturer so if I can survive 4 more years then I won't have to worry about research again.

>>34393739
such is the life of a robot....... baka

>>34393701
>when you walk into a class and everyone is somehow already friends with each other.

>>34393809
Yeah that happens even in CS
>no one talks in the beginning of the semester
>somehow everyone knows each other by the end of the semester

>>34393631
Shit man, I just want to make upwards of 90k in my mid 20's with room for growth and executive positions. Can you redpill me on what majors from your experience actually make bank? You must see people around you doing internships or maybe having jobs lined up.

>it's another episode of OP leaves in the middle of the CS lab because he's too stressed and anxious
welp there goes another 1% in my mark

>>34393802
It just sucks cause I even got invited out once. Now I get small talked in the classes and nobody hangs with me outside them anymore.

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>>34393809
Iktf everyone in my classes seems to have at least 1-2 friends going in, then they form their cliques really fast. It's even like this in clubs I remember I tried going to some of the anime and gaming clubs thinking I'd find some fellow robots, but everyone came with a little group of friends and acted like they were only there for them, and didn't want anyone new to join in.

>>34393534
On the plus side when I leave my college town I feel pretty superior suddenly now that I'm surrounded by average people. Might help me get some stacies after I graduate, but then again I find them disgusting anyways

>>34389464

I've had my mind made up on what I wanted to do since I was a kid

>>34393833
Its like you completely miss something in between the first and second lesson. Social media probably.

But even then I had little chance
>First day
>Most people went to the same school as each other
>Next semester
>Most people know each other from other classes

>>34393834
Statistics and Econometrics are two good one which I think is really under rated. I think you should stay away from Engineering unless you really like it I know it's memed a lot by STEM students as 6 FIGURE JOB ONLY 140 IQ, but it seems to be super popular with more recent intakes. I think Engineering is going to be the next psychology or accounting, everyone just doing it for the sake of MUH JOB PROSPECTS

some stupid nigger stole my seat that i had next to a qt i've been crushing on. what do? i'm not gonna let her get BLACKED

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Topography class professors honestly expect all of us to read and prepare presentations every week on the chance that they will randomly pick one of us to present what the article was about... article is 6 pages of solid fucking garbage and I cant focus on it. try to read it but I keep finding myself looking at the lines and not reading it... I may have to do a 20-30 minute presentation on this tomorrow. Fuck.

>>34393874
I don't even get small talked in classes anymore, because I changed majors and am retaking so I'm older than them

That being said even last term I've had plenty of opportunities to make friends, at least study buddies, but I bailed because I'm stupid

>>34393931
Yeah what you said is true.

Also all the chinks pajeets and minorities meet others through their ethnic clubs

>>34391581
just email the person. you dont have to meet them face to face

>get to class 15 minutes before it starts
>a few people are already there, talking
>just sit there not saying anything
>almost join the conversation
>imagine saying something in my head
>just dont

>>34393871

I've done something like this. Skipped class for weeks, came in finally, saw how behind I was on the projects. Stood up as soon as the prof stopped talking, left room, never came back.

I'm a much better student now but I felt like jumping out the building right then and there.

>>34393834
there are no secret tips really. No matter which lucrative position you aim for you will always be met with relentless competition. If you still want to give it a shot go ahead, there are still MBAs, Lawyers, bankers raking in money, but there are also more MBAs, Lawyers and bankers than ever before. Same applies to engineers, but they rarely make that much money.

>tfw the government subsidizes a broken, outdated institution that rips off clueless kids and will end up completely ruining the economy
really makes one ponder

>>34394227
What? Did you drop out or something? What happened?

There are also like 10 TAs with office hours but I'm so clueless with programming

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>IT major
>final semester starts next week
>the only class I have left in my major is a semester-long real-world group project doing something for a department of the university or an outside company
There's a very real chance I will get assigned to a project that I have absolutely no idea how to do and look like a moron. Plus we're going to be managed by some kind of rep from our company who we'll have to meet with and I'm sure I'll drop my spaghetti all over the place.

>>34393931
I see the same few people in a lot of my classes for my major and I still haven't talked to any of them.

>>34389533

But heat is free in the car

>tfw there's this fellow robot in 3 of my classes
>I had one class with him last year, but ignored him because the way he was talking creeped me out
>he even has the same major as me, CS
>is the same ethnicity as me
>see he already made other robot friends
What should I do? I feel so shitty for ignoring them when I'm in a bad place as well.

>>34394269

Yeah I did drop out that semester. I bounced back and everything but I still have nightmares about how shitty it was to be a month behind in every class with no escape.

>>34393947
Ya I have an uncle who works for a pretty big accountant firm, cushy job but I would go crazy from how monotonous it is. Also STEM is def becoming a meme especially with all these CS students.
>>34394233
I enjoy public speaking and presentation shit but Law seems oversaturated these days, although the number of law graduates will prob lower as STEM graduates increase.

Last term I've had so many chances to make friends and I failed

>stats class
>group project
>get grouped up with this 3rd year pajeet who probably changed majors way late
>asks me to work on a CS assignment together
>I decline saying I need to attend a seminar
>he finished the assignment
>I didn't
>he even emailed me later to see how the midterm is going, but I felt like shit

>discrete math class
>my high school friend says hi after several weeks
>should've hung out and studied with him
>instead I stuck with this Stacy bitch who was no help at all

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
no wonder I'm failing uni

>>34394233
now is a pretty good time to be a lawyer if you're willing to do it. because morons gobbling up the too many lawyers meme is lowering law school enrollment, when they don't realize that literally almost every position is just as saturated or more. but for some reason the media decided to repeat this meme while at the same time saying that for example engineers are in demand when in fact they face even more competition than lawyers.

>>34394357
my point was that every major is oversaturated and basically a meme these days
that's all. Just try to ride the tiger

>>34394336
I am retaking a course I failed last term, but I still feel behind. Fuck.

They give us lab assignments to do in advance, but I feel too lazy and depressed to do them. Went to the lab and everyone worked on the project ready to go. Had to leave after an hour because I was getting stressed and anxious. Also the TA was a Chinese guy who helps Chinese students in Chinese

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>>34390097
Did you pick Japanese?

>>34394401

yeah I don't know man. Reddit says that anyone can learn programming! but when I actually tried it it seemed like something you either got or you didn't, and the ones who "got it" already had ten years of experience.

Maybe I'm biased and/or retarded but CS kind of sucks.

>>34393892
It's like if you didn't make friends in school you're truly fucked.

>>34390097

What major is that?

I knocked out my language and international culture requirements with an AP test that I barely passed back in high school.

>>34394397
>>34394391
Shit maybe I should just become a corporate lawyer or something? I really and enjoy public speaking and debating and the pay for law grads is high. So I could ball out in uni and go to a top tier law school.

But there is a lot of shit online saying Law graduates aren't getting hired, idk who to trust

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>tfw selling drugs to payoff my debt
ANYONE WANT SOME SHROOMS?

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>a cute girl at my uni called me by name last semester despite me never having told her what it was
>obviously she just knew it from professors saying it because we've had several classes together
>spend the rest of that day imagining our future together

>>34394430
Not that guy, but I've been independently studying to try to pass out of Japanese. The test is in interview form too, so I'm terrified of the thought of failing and then having to take Japanese and not only being bored out of my mind but also surrounded by weeaboos.

>>34394462
It especially sucks since I'm struggling in fucking introductory CS

But apparently years of programming experience doesn't really matter once you start getting into the second level of classes

I fucking hate /procrastination/, I have and had the time and motivation to learn, read, think through so many things in the world except the thing I am supposed to be thinking about

>someone talks to me in class
>they ask me questions and ask for notes
>yah cool man I finally made a friend
>search them on the class participants list online later
>they're not even taking the class
How scary.

>Adviser remarks how much better I do in my English and language art classes than my STEMs

No, please, let me stay in the STEM club, I need to pretend I'm useful....

>>34394539
>tfw everyone in Japanese class is either a normie or a Chink

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>use laptop to take notes during lecture
>click on firefox to download and view powerpoint slides
>firefox automatically restores tabs from previous session
>BBW+BBC porn loads up.(Thankfully it doesnt play)
>Close laptop really fast
>MFW its guaranteed that at least one person saw.
>MFW 3 hour lecture
>MFW this gave me a headache and I couldnt pay attention

I knew I was playing with fire by setting firefox to open tabs from previous sessions. I could have avoided this by going into airplane mode then open firefox.

>>34390570
Fuck off beta orbitier! I have friends in real life

>>34394596

wew lad

This is part of the reason why I use a notebook and pen. Besides my shitty history, tabs, backgrounds, etc, my laptop is also disgusting because I eat around it too much.

>>34394596
This is why I spend like 30 minutes on my laptop before leaving with it. Triple-check that everything is closed, nothing bad is visible when I open Firefox, and that my volume is both lowered to zero AND muted

>>34394490
>But there is a lot of shit online saying Law graduates aren't getting hired, idk who to trust
Again, this is not at all exclusive to law graduates. Every graduate has trouble finding their desired occupation. I think maybe you hear about law grads so much because they had to attend longer so they expected it to be easier.

>>34394667
The problem with Law school are the high price tags and long education times attached to it. I'll likely major in something like Computer Engineering and hope for the best, do you have any background knowledge on how good of a major it is to pursue

>>34394750
CE is good because you get a great range of knowledge. But I think few CE majors actually end up working with computer hardware. You would probably end up doing something IT related but in a high level position.

>>34394819
Honestly as long as pursuing CE can earn me around 90k in my mid 20's with room for growth, I'm cozy.

>>34394581
same dude, same. but English is supposed to be easy, it's just prerequisite for everyone

I spent my whole k-12 years feeling I am a science student. Now I'm in uni and feel like I should be an arts student

>>34389655
>CSU

goose creek?

>>34394865
That's unlikely, maybe in your 30s if you do well. And only doing it for the salary is not good, but then again that's the reason like half of people in college are there.

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>>34394934
>one semester away from graduating with an IT degree
>everyone in my family thinks of me as "the computer guy"
>mfw I realize I know fuck all about this subject and have just been really good at memorizing shit out of books which I then forget all about, but it's too late for me to back out now
I don't even know how to put a computer together for fuck's sake.

>>34394596
I have my desktop back in my apartment for that kind of stuff and I bought a cheap laptop for the sole purpose of school work. the history on my desktop, id never want to chance coming up in public if I had it on a laptop to take to class.

>>34394865
>90k in mid 20's
would be exceptional, you'll really have to apply yourself in college to get that. Not cozy at all

>>34394549

yeah programming experience means fuck all

It also doesn't help you program on paper with a pencil

>>34395027

>program on paper with a pencil

I've only been in one CS class but I've never understood this. WHY

>>34394992
I got my IT job just because I applied and they hired me without any certification other than "I have an interest in computers, me and my cousin put one together not too long ago". I got hired and didnt know jack shit about IT, but I faked it until I learned what skills were actually needed. I learned by doing, and thats really all you need to do.

>>34395054
Yeah they make you program on computers for the whole term, then test you on paper. wtf

>>34395013
What degrees can net me 90k in my mid 20's? Also I'm not much of a slacker so I'll put in a lot of work outside of the classroom too.
>>34394991
Everyone needs money, why do you both say its unlikely?

>>34394934
It was the opposite for me. I always thought of myself as a humanities guy growing up and now I'm in my first year of medschool

It happens. The closemindedness of college philosophy was disgusting. I just wanted to bail before they killed my joy for it and burried all my heroes

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>>34394430
I wanted to so I could meet some fellow weebs, but my university doesn't offer any Japanese courses. Now I'm stuck with a bunch of ouiaboos.

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>>34394585
my japanese classes have actually been a pretty decent mix, we have like 2 chinks, 1 chad, 2-3 robots, a straight up sperg, the rest are just below average normies, and out of all of those I got stuck with the sperg for a partner

>>34395054

because teachers can't cope with grading anything that isn't able to be reduced to a simple rubric

>fail out of top 20 university at 22
>spend two years in community college
>finally make it back to state flagship at 24
>tfw constantly paranoid about being an old fuck and feel like I look old as shit now but no one has commented on it yet

>>34395069
How did you find the job to apply to? I can't even get a helpdesk job despite being well into a CS degree.

>>34395153
They know, m8

I'm a second year in first year classes because I changed majors and am retaking failed courses

No one talks to me anymore and even the girls in classes act creeped out

>>34395227
tbqh no one ever approaches me first or seems to look me in the eye when I'm talking to them, I get the feeling the jig is up.

>>34395085
nigga you still don't understand. The days where a degree could guarantee you a good income are OVER. It doesn't matter which one you pick. The competition will be almost equally fierce. And you won't make 90k in your first job unless you are a genius that graduated top of his (ivy league) class.

I'm sorry. In the 60's boys your age mostly thought about overthrowing the system, smoking weed and going on festivals. But in 2017 most of them think like you. And you will have to be better than all of them

>tfw 2 A's in 2 days
>tfw passed all of my exams with B or higher
>tfw life on ez mode

>>34395271
Fucking end my suffering now. Everything is a rat race these days and people would murder their friends for chances at a google internship.
Trust me anon a lot of highschools(especially mine with it's Ivy connections) are breeding grounds for psychopaths, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THIS GUT WRENCHING FEEL.
I'm just lucky I placed well in the first of many rat races to come.

>>34395198
Its an IT job at a casino, kinda out in the middle of nowhere. Not a lot of people certified for that stuff out here so they often hire people who just show an interest and train them. I didn't have to go through training though, I just had enough common sense and winged it.
$24 an hour is pretty nice and I get benefits.

>>34395502
sounds sweet anon. work in the countryside is a blessing
>tfw studying to become a general practitioner and live the /cozy/ rural lifestyle

>>34395248
Yeah it's hard to make friends if you're old or a robot

>Go to vocational training because I'm not retarded and I know what I want to do with my fucking life
>Spend only 2 years learning everything I need to know to start working
>End course with the most necesary thing in the world atm,working experience
>If you work hard while you're working you'll actually get a contract and get a job
>feelsgoodtonotfallforthecollegememe.png

>>34389533
Nigga u drive an electric vehicle or u just a dummy

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>>34389464
It's taken me 3 years in college for me to come to the conclusion that I will not be happy with any job I get from any degree I choose in uni. I'm only doing this so I can fall back on it if I decided to do something outside of a 9-5 job.

My roommate is talking to friends in Korean but I can tell they're laughing about me.

>>34395852
Me too. I think I would be more happy being an audio engineer, like mixing or mastering.

>>34393626
>he got a masters
>he majored in environmental policy
>HE GOT A MASTERS IN ENVIRONMENTAL POLICY
jesus christ anon what were you thinking

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>>34394462
I fell a bit behind in the first few weeks on intro to CS and it snowballed to the point where the professor advised I drop the course and that CS may not be the field for me.

I'll never forget how brutally honest he was, but he wasn't wrong. That class sucked the soul out of my creative body. That semester I realized I was a creative person and not a logical thinking person.

>>34395949
>tfw changed my major from chemistry to CS
>start realizing CS might not be for me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I should've just went into engineering

Is architecture a meme? I was a lazy fuck in high school so I couldn't get into any universities so I'm in a cc right now trying to transfer to a uc. The only thing I'm good at is history and architecture, I won competitions around the state and know autocad and revit really well. I'm just worried that the degree will be useless and I'll end up working all day on toilet placements for 50k a year until I die

>>34394462
im happy i realized i hated CS early and instead went into EE with all the other CS rejects. it's actually quite fun though, and much more bounded by physical laws than arbitrary rules.

>>34396018
>EE
>CS reject
dude it doesn't work that way lol

Engineering is usually way harder to get in

>>34392355
Which uni?


Octagonal

Where are my /accounting/ bros at? what am i to expect? im a freshmen atm and have yet to feel the horrors of upper level classes.

>>34393619
Get good faggot

t. Whitey who came in with dick all experience

>>34396171
git gud how? I'm a loner with undiagnosed depression and anxiety

>>34396186
You and me both boyo, do personal projects on your own and don't be afraid of new concepts. If you don't have a head for CS you're going to have to work harder than most, if you realize you don't like it very much switch there are way too many people doing mediocre work because despite not liking it they want sick job security

>>34396274
Yeah I'm already into second year so idk if I can just switch now.

I struggle with even Python. I mostly get only halfway through the program

>>34396299
You can switch whenever you want, obviously the sooner the better, but I know someone who switched like 3 or 4 years in and is fine now.

The important thing is you know what you want to do and you switch to that, just switching into something else you don't like isn't going to change anything.

>tfw qt Chinese girl comes and sits next to me
>peeks at my face so I can tell she probably sat next to me on purpose
>she's alone, goes on her phone
>try to say hi but she's wearing earphones, can't hear me
>pretend I said nothing
>she pulls out earphones shortly after
>get no courage to say hi to her after class either
>she leaves
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

She was so cute too

>>34396421
>The important thing is you know what you want to do and you switch to that
that's the problem

did chemistry in my first year, quickly hated ochem stuff and how there are no job prospects

could've tried to transfer to engineering but my high school marks and GPA aren't good enough

so I'm pretty much stuck in CS. maybe I could do statistics but meh

>CS lab
>qt Asian girl sits next to me
>tries to demo her work immediately, but gets rejected by the TA
>should've said hi to her and talked to her but didn't

>>34396495
What would you even had said anyways?

>>34396697
Hi, did you finish the assignment? Whatever whatever and get her number

>>34390448
Beeettttaaaas. Man up

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Graduating this year with a history BA
>no connections
>no extracurriculars
>no interest in grad school
>only experience is as a fry cook
What are my options?

>>34390448
You can act like a man! What's a matter with you!

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>>34395989

My uncle is an architect. He lives nice, has a hella nice custom house, and generally has a great time at work. He said he would of rather majored in astrophysics, but enjoys his job.

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>>34396750

>tfw when graduated in worthless major
>tfw when you have to be a teacher for the rest of your sad life

pretty sure you're screwed

>>34396868
That sounds nice anon. I don't really care about making a lot of money I just don't want to work in a field wrote I don't see the product if my work. At least with architecture I can drive around a point at a building and say "I designed that".

>>34394992
That's the IT field in a nutshell

>>34395131
Two of a kind, anon

I did something magical /r9k/. I went and took a major in something I'm interested in even though 4chan shits on it most of the time.

The magical part? I stopped worrying about the future so much. I'm enjoying every one of my classes and have a brighter outlook.

>>34397368
What major anon? I wont shit on it i promise

>>34397368
Let me guess, liberal arts

>>34397554
History
>>34397571
Yep.

>inb4 "bluh toiletpaper degree!>!11

Stop being bitter bro. I'm willing to go the distance to learn the world's history and maybe even teach it to others.

>>34397368
This. I wanted to do graphic design. Made a graphic design portfolio. Got my BFA in graphic design, got a temporary job at Discovery Channel doing graphic design. And now I'm at a full time job that's only 10 minutes from my house doing graphic design

I do freelancing too.

It really discourages me seeing all these younger faces in my classes because I'm behind

>>34397783
Congrats anon. You did well. Never let 'em get you down.

>>34397762
M8 I'm in the same position as you. History is really the only thing that makes me happy. My dream job would be to work as a researcher or something at a big museum like the louvre

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>friends with a sorority girl
>she tells me I'd make an amazing kappa sig and really hopes I get a bid from them
>tells me they're having a party tomorrow night and I should go
>tell her that I've never been to a party or even had a drink and don't want to go to the party to try and impress someone to get in and not even know what to do when I get there
>tells me she's concerned because they're going to make me drink while I'm a pledge and she doesn't want me to be forced or pushed to do anything uncomfortable
>tell her to be real and that if I don't go to the party, I won't be getting in and it's that simple
>no response
I've deluded myself into thinking that even as a failed normie I would be able to join a fraternity, and because of this girl I've convinced myself that it's this one fraternity or nothing.
What's a quick, easy, and painless way to kill myself?

>>34397956
>2017
>Wasting time and money on frats
Why?

>>34397883
Shoot for it, dude. Hell, even if you can't be a researcher/curator, you can still do archiving and shit.

Plus a history degree can be flipped to look useful in a ton of other positions that are not necessarily history.

>tfw good friend from last year is going out with a grill, spends all his time with her now
>she & her friend are awkward as fuck around me because a friend of mine i live with had a pretty disastrous relationship with her
>gradually over the last few months, see him less and less, until I NEVER see him anymore
>wasn't too bothered by this, thought to myself "oh well, at least he's happy."
>went on my facebook profile last night
>not a lot there cos i don't use fb cos it's shit, so near the top is a bunch of videos from one night last year
>almost whole friend group is there
>everyone is so happy
>before any relationships got in the way
>before i lost my friend
>start remembering how well i got along with this guy
>remember how relaxed i was talking to him, conversation was just easy and fun
>remember hanging out with him & a few other people regularly
>remember looking forward to this year

he's only one dude from my group of friends, but it's fucking hurting lads. i want my friend back

>>34397988
Because I was a nobody in high school and never had fun and want to change my life. I get so fucking bored sitting in my dorm room doing nothing when I'm not in a class and I feel like a huge fucking loser when my suite mates tell me about their days and what they do. I feel like an even bigger loser when they ask me what I'm doing when I'm sitting at my computer (they usually ask if I'm playing a video game).
The only real solution is to kill myself now.

6am in europe, final exam at 10am, i can't sleep

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Can I get some advice for a young brainlet NEET failure? I'm not in College, but I don't know what to do. I only turned 18 four months ago, I dropped out of High School a year ago. I have no talent whatsoever and have no clue what career I would even want to pursue.

Do I just get a GED and go flip burgers? Go to Community College not knowing what I'm doing? I don't know where to begin.

I have no friends, no social life, no education, I don't want to be stuck this way forever, but I'm a lazy piece of shit that hasn't done anything to fix it yet. I feel like even if I go to College I'll just end up dropping out because I can't handle it.

>>34398439
Look into trade or the military, Anon.

College isn't for everyone and shouldn't be as pushed onto people as it currently is.

>tfw Math Major
Should I double major in economics and make big bucks in the city and
(probably) off myself when it all gets too boring ?

>>34398577
>math major
>don't like applied mathematics
>don't want to be a teacher
At this point I want to go to grad school to just delay my decision on what I want to do.

>>34398577
yeah.

plenty of people i know have econ major and math minor

REEEEEE
why can't I just happily study on my own?

every time I try to study on my own, I start getting that >tfw no friends, >tfw no gf feels. So I fucking can't!

Do I need adderall or something? do i have depression or anxiety?

>>34398601
I just want to graduate and never deal with the people I deal with again.

>tfw too robot for normie majors
>tfw too cyborg for CS
for fucks sake i don't gaymen or watch anime

>self introduction tomorrow in an English class
>have a lot of anxiety

Still debating on whether to skip for a day or not

>>34398924
>self introduction
wew that's a hard one, why do they make you do that?

despite having social anxiety, i usually do good on presentations because i'm quite proud of my work

>>34398790
my CS is class is full of normies too, only a handful of autists and pajeets.

>>34398988
it does depend on the term and the class, but usually normies would aim for the better prof

>tfw add/drop deadline passed
>regretting my scheduling already
i have to wake up for 9am every MWF FUCKKK

also i opted for a "better" prof where i know no one, although in the other class my high school friend was there and welcoming me

How many years will it take for me to finally be able to sleep in for later classes?

>tfw signed up for a "hiphop heads" club
>they're gonna be discussing drake and kanye stuff
is it gonna be cringeworthy?

this is the only club that actually fits my "interests"... i've tried joining my ethnicity's club and they already knew each other

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Oh shit, I have a good one that'll take the cake here for autismo.

>be me
>21 year old freshman biochemistry major
>in class with a bunch of fuckoffs fresh out of high school and not caring about anything except snapchat and parties
>I'm there for the science, but friends would be nice too
>Sit next to Stacey for half the semester
>Suddenly prof has us partner up for lab reports, to teach us "collaborative data analysis"
>It's a ruse to help the retards in class but they have the last laugh, since it's an odd-numbered class and nobody wanted to partner with me, and I'm too spaghetti to ask anyone or tell prof.
>I do the whole report by myself in one night while drunk as fuck
>autist drunk me comes up with the brilliant plan to put Stacey's name on the paper too so prof thinks I partnered up
>fast forward about two days after the assignment was turned in
>Prof calls me and Stacey and Chad (Stacey's partner) into her office to ask why the fuck Stacey's name was on my paper and Chad's
>Stacey and Chad give a solid alibi and Prof keeps me behind while they leave and laugh to each other.
>Prof gives me a good grade on the report, minus grammar errors, and promises not to make me have to partner up

This happened last week and I am seriously thinking about transferring out.

>>34399127
I need to find a late 90s-early 2000s hip hop club

>>34399127
Gee, I wonder which ethnicity that is...

Insist they discuss Mobb Deep or Nas. If they don't, sperg out and quit

>>34399170
yeah the founder is a cracker LOL

nas is on the list they eventually hope to discuss

>>34399169
what era is that

>>34399143
dude that's way too autismo wtf??

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should i end it tonight?
>3k lines of code corrupted
>cant recover in any way
>due in 12 hours
>midterm on friday so if i pull an allnighter im fucked either way

>>34393626
Park agency just got fucked because they started tweeting politics when they're meant to be taking care of parks.

You'll be fine anon, protecting parks is a good thing.

>>34399143
your professor sounds like a cool guy

>>34398944
I don't even know, usually it's the female professors that do this feel-good introduction stuff in order to get to "know people better"

I really don't like presentations, it's hell

>>34399258
I'm guessing she was a robot too in an earlier life, and is trying to spare me future fuckups. This one was probably enough though.

>>34394596
>not sanitizing your laptop and phone when you know it will be used in a public place

you only hurt yourself when you don't do this anon, why?

>>34399143
I'd say you won in this situation. Lab partners suck. I hope everyone who actually makes it to graduation has as much spaghetti as me that way in the work force it's not a problem. I can deal just fine with other smart robot-tiers.

>>34399277
i've never had a class like that if it isn't high school

most that happened is having us do group discussions to get to know people better

>>34399295
I'm inclined to agree, especially when you're 2-3 years older than the other students.

>>34398924
Just lie. Say that you're the quarterback of the football team or something, that might be funny.

>>34399301
For me, pretty much all of my classes are either math classes or honors classes. Math classes, the first day is always go over the syllabus, then the first lesson. Honors classes pretty much always have go around and introduce yourself, makes me feel like I'm in high school again.

>>34399312
fuck it's bad enough being a year older than the other students

>>34399348
wew i guess there's a reason you're in """""honors"""""" classes!

>>34399301
It sucks anyway, I hate talking about myself

>>34399351
Going to uni right after high school is a meme, but it's not really much better if you wait any longer. Just do it quick like a band-aid.

>>34399392
>Going to uni right after high school is a meme
it's not a meme m8.

most people do it except maybe transfer students

>>34397956
Do it, Anon. Even if you fuck up horribly, it'll make for some great stories to tell when you're old (if you make it that long).

Listen to this for motivation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcf7DnHi54g

>taking sociology for the "gpa booster" meme
>can't find a pdf of it on libgen
>search my university library
>free ebook access
that was nice

>5th year uni
>1 year to graduate if I max out units the rest of the semesters
>probably will be a 7 year graduate
How fucked am I?
I am trying to get a CS degree
I have 0 extra curricular activities
no internship
never had a job
can't drive

>>34399599
suicide tier if I'm being completely honest

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>be me
>parents are middle class worker
>manage to go to a top university (not in America)
>parents are really proud of me
>spend 4 hours everyday in trains because the uni is far away from my home
>parents can't rent me something near my uni because not enough money
>have anxiety
>classroom with >200 students
>everybody has wealthy parents
>everybody is Chad or normie
>no friends
>fear to go to the auditorium because of anxiety
>fear to go to the exercises because of anxiety
>understand nothing because I miss many lessons because of anxiety
>failing all my exams

>tfw I never had a chance

>>34399963
>>200 students
>anxiety
dude no one will even notice you

>>34399599
>I have 0 extra curricular activities
>no internship
>never had a job
>can't drive

You're fucked.

Why didn't you join the computer club or something? Half of them are autists anyway, so don't tell me you were worried about being judged.

Why didn't you get a campus job or internship? Even one of the shitty ones where you change the paper in the printers is something you can jot down on a resume.

How do you not now how to drive? How is that even possible in the 21st century? A car with an automatic transmission is basically a go-kart with headlights and turn signals. It's incredibly easy. 15 year olds do it.

>tfw 3 semesters to go and never been kissed

I can't imagine how much of a trainwreck my first relationship might be, considering my likely unrealistic expectations and chip on my shoulder for having missed out on freshman degeneracy

>>34400056
i don't know
I joined a robotics club for my first 2 years
I didn't really do anything
Occasionally i would lend a hand at doing the bitch work like building the robot chassis
a friend of mine(i dont talk to anymore) told me people are saying i make the club look bad by not doing anything so i left
other than that I joined a hacking club and went but never really talked to anyone so I left
I always procrastinated on learning to drive and never got around to it
I never got a job because I never had one and I really dont like the interviews

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>finally started lifting
>realize I won't actually have solid results for a year
>I'll be about to graduate by the time I'm actually able to pick up college chicks

I have waited far too long

>>34398281
Do it faggot. Even if you don't get laid, you'll have drinking buddies.

>>34394025
how many people are in your class? And have the people who have done it before done well?

>>34400234
>I always procrastinated on learning to drive and never got around to it

It seriously take like a week to get a license. And that counts applying for it, scheduling the drivers test, and taking it.

Getting a new print of a lost social security card is harder.

>>34394325
just fucking talk to them you idiot. they will like you

>>34400230
You are beyond hope anon, give up now before desperation takes over your life.

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>>34389815
>Too smart to get any form of education

>>34399143
dude who gives a shit, you don't need a fucking partner and the professor likes you. just don't act like such a fucking dumb ass next time

>>34400345
I'm surrounded by Chads and normies that think I would be a great catch or at least want to help me hook up, so I have some hope. But I've never been on a date, I didn't have a fake so I didn't go to bars, and I don't have a car; so there's no logistics in my favor. And I can't even imagine what flirting is like.

I hate the moments where I don't have school to distract me from the crushing reality that my romantic life hasn't even started even though I'm 21.

>Make a Facebook account in order to buy a clicker from someone
>Actually spend time creating it
>Someone I last talked to in middle school adds me
>Someone I only briefly talked to during the first semester of my sophomore year in high school adds me
Is this normal?

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>>34390414

That one really hit me in the feels

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>another semester of lit classes where the tumblr whales and SJW professor ruin good books by forcing social justice into them

Fucking why does this happen every single time?
Why can't I just discuss a book with a group of people without MUH FEMINISM coming into it?

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>>34400973
>tfw my english professor has short, blue hair and is a feminist

>>34400973
>>34401012
I really like my English professor, one of the only classes where I can listen to three hours of lecture and not be bored, he goes really in depth in the books we read and I leave class thinking about it the whole day. Haven't had a teacher like that in a long time

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>>34394397

I just looked up Ride the Tiger and this shit is lit. This makes me feel better for not being a normie.

>>34395393
>tfw I had a Microsoft internship and fucked it up lol

>>34395767

I call sour grapes on this one.

>>34396018

I hear EE is the good shit these days

>>34401124
lucky, my professor can't tell the difference between lit and women's studies.
3 sections for second semester:
>Race in literature
>Feminism in literature
>Gender in literature
that's all I'll have in there for the next 4 months. Fuck prereqs.

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>mfw leaving for a University interview that's 60 miles away from my home
Wish me luck, lads.

>randomly thinking about my past
>remember all the people I knew in 5th grade before I moved
>can't remember any of their last names so I can't stalk them on social media to see what they look like now

who else >gone rouge ?
I'm saying fuck a major, fuck g.e., i'm just taking classes I want, fuck a degree

>>34390078
You're being a Nancy my nigga. Plenty of people swim and tie showers in contacts. Quit trying to get other people to live your bubble life

Just woke up and immediately puked everythng I had for dinner dear god why do people drink how did I fall for this meme

>>34394258
Where's all the government and good goy student money going to? Administration?

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>semester goes pretty well
>pass all my exams
>get 100% in programming classes since I like it as a hobby
>finals come, pretty relaxed since the semester is going well
>end up failing 2 classes
>programming teacher fails me because someone copied off me
>mfw

>>34403089
Yes, redundant bureaucracies which are paid to sit in offices and do work 3 months of the year. Countless gimmicks like rock climbing walls, and unnecessary campus renovations. There is often an entire economy based around the ridiculous spending of colleges. It's like students and taxpayers unwillingly investing in communities with money they don't even have.

>>34397153
Not at all, I'm so far ahead of him it's laughable, and during our language labs where we don't have assigned partners people actually go out of their way to work with me.

>>34390414
That sounds fucking fun

>>34389464
this is so true

university is such a fucking scam. especially in america when you're being raped by corporate elitists

>>34390570
Fuck off beta orbiter! I have friends in real life

origi

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>go along to a karaoke night
>find a good table for myself
>girl sits down next to me
>ohshit.webm
>says to my face that she's only sitting next to me so that she doesn't look lonely
>goes back to sitting with her friends once they stop singing

That hit me hard in the feels.

>>34395966
you should have stayed in chemistry

>>34398924
>Name
>Intended major
>Hobby is playing video games
There you go

>>34399963
Scholarships man

FILTHY NON STEM NORMIES

>>34389723

>you
>a brainlet

I'm trying to relearn math from the beginning to now. I have shit memory and I'm lazy.

Haven't even finished Highschool.

>>34393626
>graduating this semester with a degree in Environmental Policy and Wildlife Management
So you spent 7 years getting a joke degree?
Also why does my captcha show a freemasons guild?

Who else expected to lose their virginity in college?
I'm 20 years old and I literally want my dick sucked by qt 3.14. Doesn't matter how many dicks she's sucked. I just wanna get laid so bad.

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>commuting since too autistic to share a flat
>go to all lectures studying going well
>get home late most days so can't eat enough food to get results from gym
>not attractive enough to get girls, only hope is gym and i can't eat enough food to put on weight
>day 1 nofap is too hard since hot girls at uni
>group assignment coming up and no friends
>have to see all those girls and know i have no chance with them everyday of my life

i just want to get laid

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>>34404962
it must suck knowing that your entire existence in university is just one big meme

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>control engineering test in 2 days
>just realized now half of the test will consist of MATLAB computing
>only used MATLAB once in my life and I hated it

Is it possible to learn how to deal with MATLAB in just 2 days? Tomorrow is my birthday too...

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>only second week
>already want to start skipping
I hate this so much, I don't want to go have to go out deal with all the normies, I just want to sleep in and be a neet

>>34405846
>to sleep in and be a neet
and how will that pay the bills

>>34405996
>implying my degree will pay the bills

>>34406159
what's your degree
3rd year compsci here

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>only have to complete one more exercise sheet to be admitted for the math exam
>still procrastinating until it is high time
Why do I risk throwing away months of effort?

>>34393626
Emigrate.

I think I'm a brainlet. Every time I go to classes everyone just solves everything way faster than I can even understand what's going on. I take hours just to understand a simple problem that takes normal people minutes. How did I end up here.

I dropped out. Stopped showing up to classes halfway through the first year, and couldn't tell my parents, so I went for a second year, didn't show up once.
I wish I had something I cared about enough to go and try though.
Dunno what I'm supposed to do.

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>>34395852
>those feels
oriertkedrter

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>>34389464
>next semester will be my last semester
>have to take just one core course
>will take database even though I am already expert on subject
>will fap, play vidya and watch anime whole semester
Before I become wage cuck, I will enjoy my last semester

>>34404757
Chemistry sucks as well. It would've been better if it was chemical engineering, but general chemistry... Man.

Also got tired of all the white Stacy's in my lab ignoring me

>tfw see my ex walking out from class alone
>she has a 9am class in a room across from mine
>say hi to her
>she blushes and gets touchy with me, asks me what class I had
>tell her I'm going to the library
>she is too, but it's not like I'm gonna follow her
>before I could even say bye, she steps back and calls her friend
>I just walk forward and find my spot, didn't even turn around to say bye to her
WTFFFF she's treating me like some creep

>>34400316
thanks, I hope they do like me

it just sucks because I'm a second year in first year CS, I'm older than everyone and it kills me

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>>34401517
Reporting back from the interview.
I fucked up so much. I thought I'd be prepared for it, but the questions they asked were ones I never anticipated for.
The work I showed them was alright, but everyone else around me had huge folders worth. I felt so tiny compared to everyone else.
I don't think I'm gonna make it in, but at least I have 4 other unis to fall back on.
>mfw I have another interview in 2 weeks, and another 2 weeks after that
I'm in for a busy month.

>>34403872
>>end up failing 2 classes
shit what happened? I failed 2 classes too

>>34405140
I almost did in my first year, an ugly cute girl was all over my dick.

But we were both commuters and had nowhere to fuck.

Best bet is finding a qt who lives alone or live on residence

>>34406986
>everyone just solves everything way faster than I can even understand what's going on.
simple

They have friends and you don't.

They have all the money, motivation, gf, friends and you don't.

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>>34401147
Evola was a shit tier philosopher but I like the metaphor.
I also like how someone as batshit as him could still remain hopeful

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>classmate stop showing up for a week
>comes back
>tells teacher he has depression
>sometimes ask him how things have been going
>conversation usually don't last because he don't say much
>has panic attacks during class, tries to hide it but everyone can notice
>one month pass
>notice he's getting better
>realize he's even more of a robot than me
>keep talking to him sometimes
>next week
>he hasn't showed up at all since Monday

Guys I got a bad feel about this.

And on a side note, my 16-year-old brother decided to become a NEET, mostly because of self-esteem issues (he's actually more attractive than me) and anxiety, how can I help him to get his life back on track?

>>34399143
Laugh it off dude, that was funny. I mean who wouldn't partner up with stacey given the choice?

>>34408414

>How can I help him to get his life back on track?

What are your parents doing about it so far?

>>34389464
My girlfriend goes to another school, I have no friends, and the only girl who will sometimes give me the time of day... I've fallen madly in love with.

Everyday I have to lie to everyone. J Dilla gets me through most days, that and you guys.

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>>34407532
>I felt so tiny compared to everyone else.
This is me after I sent my application, I feel like I'm below everyone who's applying to the Uni I applied to. I'm already confident that I'm not going to be accepted and my dreams of actually entering a uni are deteriorating.

>>34405838
if you're an engineer, you should know how to at least use matlab basically

>>34408841
You'll make it, don't give up yet anon. I believe in you.

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be smarted than the fucking machine you idiot.
step up and take responsiblility for your future

>>34408864
There's always that spark in me. But the Uni I'm applying to (Lancaster) seems very prestigious, the only reason why they might accept is for my IELTS results, detailed personal statement, and if I'm lucky then my former English teacher didn't fuck up the referral and actually put some effort into it. If they do accept me I'm probably going to drink for the first time in my life.

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>>34408906
You'll get in anon, because though this place may be a shithole, we care about our own. In some way at least. Good luck familia.

>>34408795
They made him see a psychologist and try to get him interested in something else than playing MMOs.
The psychologist said that it would take some time for him to get better, and that his issues are actually pretty big (my mother told me that he was literally crying in the car the morning he dropped out).
Thankfully my father is more fulfilled with his career, so he isn't probably yelling at him as much as when I was a kid with social problems and bad grades, but I would bet anything that he still does.

>>34408941
Thanks, famal. Appreciate these kind words of support.

>>34408981

It sounds like he's in good hands for now, then.

If you're comfortable, tell him about /r9k/ and the harsh realities of being a NEET. Show him the 25+ threads.

At the very least, make it clear that you're sympathetic to his problems and don't want him to lose his youth too much.

>>34408906
You'll make it, dude. We believe in you.
Did you happen to apply for other unis? (just incase you don't get onto this one)
When I made the application my tutors told me that I could send this over to five different unis. I was wondering if you did the same.

>sitting in library
>girl I was seeing last year asks me to eat lunch with her together
>tell her I have a class to go to (I did), but it's linear algebra so I could've just checked the notes later
>go to class, still don't know anyone
Now I'm even more depressed than I started today

>>34390570
Fuck off beta orbiter! I have friends in real life

>>34399255
Park agencies got fucked because they started tweeting about verifiable scientific facts that will have effects on nature reserves, something that has a lot to do with national parks.

>>34409216
>I was wondering if you did the same.
I only applied for 1 cause unrealistic confidences at the start. I registered through UCAS, there was an option in which if the University rejected me, UCAS would automatically send the application to other unis where I'd be eligible to be applied. So I was basically satisfied with that option.

>>34409234
Why didn't you tell her you'd like to some other time? Now it sounds like you had a lucky excuse lined up.

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>>34389464
What's college like robots? Just the concept of it scares me silly. I recently applied to Umaine, Umass Dartmouth, SUNY Albany, SUNY ESF Umass Amherst and Bridgewater (safety school) any robots go to any of these schools? What were they like? Tell me about your experience.

I'm mostly leaning towards Maine to pursue wildlife ecology, but I've also leaned towards Umass Darthmouth because I like the campus. I don't know too much about college other than what my chad brother has told me about his frat, but are dorms as awful as everybody keeps saying they are?

>tfw a second year still taking first year courses

I feel so old

No one talks to me because I am obviously older than them

>>34409470
>Why didn't you tell her you'd like to some other time? Now it sounds like you had a lucky excuse lined up.
Yeah I should've done that, should I text her that?

>sitting in lab
>everyone speaks Chinese, even the TA
>TA helps the Chinese students in Chinese
Why is this allowed? Fuck I think I registered for the wrong section.

If they were speaking English I would at least get some hints

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>finished first semester 1.41 gpa because crippling stupidity
>it is now mathematically impossible for me to get my scholarship back, would have to get basically perfect grades this semester and ask the scholarship people if I can have it back since clearly I have potential


Without my scholarship, I can't afford to go to college, so no matter how well I do this semester it's over anyways.

I can't bring myself to care or try. It's the third week and I haven't done one assignment, I didn't even buy the book for two of my classes.

I'm going to drop for sure this semester, the only question is whether I should kill myself or just work in retail hell for the rest of my life.

>tfw 19 and life is over

>>34409674
>he can't speak Chinese

lol look at this loser and laugh

>>34409708
Fuck you that's not the point...

>>34392421
Nigga you blind?

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>Take social ethics philosophy class
>Our first topic of discussion is sexual ethics, focused on homosexuality, but still talk about sex outside of marriage, masturbation, etc
>Have to talk about vatican declaration on sexual ethics
>For sex outside marriage, a stereotypical feminist roastie says she got really pissed off at the condemnation of being a slut.
>Robot sex comes up later, some guy says how only creeps would do that. Says people should go out and socialize
>Mfw

I find it ironic, since I can't imagine anyone dating that guy. Kind of a prick, and he has these weird ticks where he's constantly rolling his eyes.

I learned a trade, best decision ever.

>>34407407
Working with women is hell if you aren't attractive. I'm always trying to successfully do work and not look like a sperg at the same time.

>>34410288
>Working with women is hell if you aren't attractive.
I disagree. You do your job, that's that. Nothing else you need to worry about, they'll talk nevertheless.

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>walking through the parking lot
>random Asian girl came up to me
>she had dark, golden hair with hints of red
>she wore a dark-colored jacket
>asked me if I have an Iphone charger
>"Sorry, I don't have one"
>"Thanks anyway"
>stared at her cute face before she left
>traces of opportunity dried up

FUCK FUCK I should have talk to her more, I hope to meet her again

>>34410288
>Working with women is hell if you aren't attractive
It's because I'm Asian

I'm considered attractive by Asian girls but not white Stacys

I don't have the courage to be the first one to talk either

Why can't I stop feeling lonely? At this point I can't tell if it's depression or anxiety. I have trouble falling asleep

>third week of classes
>still no friends but see people in my major

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My university is the same except this happens on a daily basis in all my classes, even if they have nothing to do with politics. My university also sent out a mass apology letter after Trump won, condemning him, and set up a legitimate safe space building. I truly thought safe spaces were just a meme up until that point.

>>34412096
>third week of classes
>there's a really Fucking cute Asian girl, and I sit behind her
>tfw can't bring myself to talk l
To her because I'm a boring robot virgin
The part that makes me redeem is that a nigger talked to her on the first day and she baked him cookies. Fucking hell man... Uni Life is shitty

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>tfw uni psych berates me for not having friends for 5 solid minutes
>"You just have to TRY, anon! Why aren't you trying to make friends?"

fuck you you bald manlet piece of shit, it's not like I'm fighting off hordes of people who think I'm worth talking to.

>wake up
>hit the snooze 6 times
>drag my body to classes
>do reading after classes
>come back home
>eat
>sleep
its been 2 years like that now

im really fucking lonely

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>>34412289
You've just got to learn to accept rejection, famalam.

Put it this way: if you talk to her, you might become friends - or even more than that, great.
Even if you're not successful, you'll probably never have to talk to her again, so it doesn't even matter - no big deal.

You're not going to get anywhere without trying. I know society can be a bitch sometimes, but you're not going to get that qt asian waifu by sitting on your ass doing nothing.

>>34389655
>People who go to expensive private schools for a bachelor's degree are stupid
I'm pretty sure we don't even have public schools at the bachelor's level
Ontario, Canada here

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>bricking self about exam results
>get all A's
what the fuck

>>34412529
haha anon just join clubs and organizations!

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>class is almost over
>it's a lab for computer science
>some people start leaving early because they're done
>when I start packing up some girl next to me asks me if we can leave
>said "yeah"
>she says "oh great i'm so ready to leave" and smiles at me
>just say yeah, put my stuff away, and walk out

Was I supposed to keep talking to her?

>>34413051
theres a club meeting tomorrow of an interest im autistic about, id like to go but im too anxious and bad with strangers

their taste is probably weak too