Imoutos: SOS, Save our sisters!

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Kek it is her Onii-chan.

>>34386279
Man....That seriously sucks. I half expected she was just RPing that shit

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>>34386220
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/legalize-marriages-and-civil-unions-between-consenting-adults-regardless-blood-relation-or-familial-status

So far we got 7 signatures, only 143 more and we'll be public on the WH website.

Go forth, soldiers of Purest Love! Sign it so we may marry our imoutos!

>>34386367
Do we say something? I feel kind of bad
Would it help or hurt if he read her posts in the last thread?

>>34386279
Oh shit, well at least he knows how she really thinks now. Shouldn't have denied imouto love

>>34386403
Normally I'd say say something, but considering the contexts of our threads...Well, would you want first contact to be from folks from an incest thread?

>>34386367
Yeah, I also thought she was RPing.

>>34386394
Have you posted this on /b/ for easy signatures and the lulz?

>>34386425
I tried, only one post on /b/ "Why don't you fuck your dad and let us know how you feel after that?"

I tried /pol/ too, but they just called me a heretic degenerate. :(

>>34386422
Fair point, maybe just screencaps of her posts, maybe the one where she says she might go into a coma, just for some closure, she didn't die scared
Trust me, if you aren't around for their last thought it always bothers you

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>>34386499
Meh, to be fair, you kind of are. We still love you though

>>34386503
Ok. so who's gonna do it?

>>34386535
Well, someone did, I was looking for it and apparently someone found it

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>>34386534
Love you too, famalam. No homo, of course :D

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>5'3", 65lbs

Either this is samefag larping, or this is legit. Either way...Feels bad man

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>>34386818
I guess we'll know by Thursday.

Get well, Anorexia-chan! We won't give up hope until hope has given up on us!

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Well, on a less somber note: super bowl predictions?

>>34387182
sports r dum

On an unrelated note, I have slain the clown.

>>34387284
Wish I knew who that was. I never have time to keep up on anime

>>34387422
It was at the end of the last thread. Check the archive if you want to see the brutal anal annihilation of a clown. I must warn you, it's not for the faint of heart.

>>34387182
I have to give it to that Patriots, I hate fact that Brady alone is going to have as many Superbowls as the entire Cowboys franchise
Also, the falcons have this spirit about them I like

>>34387524
I dunno...As far as clowns go, he/she doesn't look so creepy.

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>>34387681
Trust me. Don't mess with the clown.

>>34387829
...Is it futa then?

I'm so confused

>>34386279
Exblain?

>>34387938
Looks like that thread is on the way to 404 cause the op is kill

>>34387967
Eggs
Blain

>>34387984
I didn't post the pic, so I can't eggspaaain. I'm still half wondering if it's just larping still. Seems a bit too convenient to me

>>34388013
>larping

I've noticed people using this word over the past month or 2. Is it the new meme word or something?

>>34387984
The girl with anorexia who posted earlier who tried to kiss her brother said she might go into a coma and die by the end of the week
Today, a thread pops up about a guy who's sister is dying of anorexia and says she posted here

>>34386220

My sister is the most redpilled person I know irl. Shes defending Trump at family gatherings.

She has a bf who is smart and non-chaddy. Im pretty sure she was a virgin before she met him.

>Sister gets confronted with the "but he said awful things about womyn" argument
>her literal response: "Im not so fragile that I let a few words change what I think about the world, and I think Trump is a better choice for the American people"

We are Norwegian which makes it even more impressive, because we dont even have an alternative media like breitbart to redpill people, just cucked CNN-clones.

>>34388054
Dunno. I just adopted it cause everyone else has. It's used yyyugely over at 4+4chan. I suppose the more accurate term is RPing. But I'm willing to bet the autists here all associate rp with benisgoezware?

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>>34388142
I applaud you and your Imouto, sir. You give us all hope for a brighter future

I wish I had an imouto. Being an only child sucks. Then again, she'd probably hate me, just like everyone else.

>>34388245
>that feel when you have 2 sisters you've never met

It's no different from being an only child.

Lucy, make sure you're eating enough.

>>34388142
that doesnt make any fucking sense
origino

>>34388344
Get off /r9k/ e3

>>34388441
>e3

What do video games have to do with this?

>>34388506
new sister vr game maybe

>>34386220
I have to kill her, before she defiles herself

>>34388636
Or you could defile her instead

>>34387182
That gif is highly arousing.

Do I need to fuck my sister so she won't want to fuck Chad?

>>34388982
That is the best way to prevent it from happening. Make sure she consents and understands why you're doing it, though.

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>>34389094
>Make sure she consents and understands why you're doing it
>why you're doing it

Why, he says

>>34389094
I feel like I would be unable to resist impregnating her.

She looks so fertile.

>>34389188
Impregnating her is the best way to prevent Chads from impregnating her.

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>>34389188
Well, you gotta do what you gotta do.

>>34389233
>>34389243
>tfw society will never accept your love

>>34389320
>implying society accepts anything you do

>>34388850
>Anonette split from her friends as they approached her house.
>Laughing and smiling all the way to the enterance, the expression slipped from her face as she unlocked the front door and shut it behind her.
>Her friends always asked why she never invited them around. This was the reason.
>Her mother was in the kitchen as always, cleaning dishes, gripping them so tightly they looked as if they would shatter into a million pieces. Her father wouldn't be home until 11:00 - he had been working overtime to afford the rising bills. She herself had taken on a part time job, but even that wasn't enough to cope with the costs of... him.
>It was all his fault. Her mothers anxiety. Her father's stress. Her having to cope with a sleazy manager who groped her at every possible opportunity.
>And the worst part of all was how he was totally oblivious to it. Like a child, he spent all day and night in his room, the sounds of his video games echoing throughout the entire house. A 24-year-old high-school dropout with no friends, and who had never had a single job, he was utterly reliant on all of them for support.
>Why did her parents continue to house him? She had put this to them many times, but she rarely got an answer. Her mother spent her days staring out of the window, while her father usually arrived home and fell asleep immediately, so he could be up to start work at 5:00 in the morning. Whenever she did get an answer, it was usually some variant of "he's family".
>Suddenly, a loud, repetitive banging noise from upstairs woke her mother from her catatonia. Immediately, she squirrelled over to the fridge and began pulling out food. Sandwiches, packets of crisps and bottles of cola, all unhealthy junk food. That was all he ever ate. He must be around 350 pounds by now, and requiring regular insulin injections. All at the age of 24.
>As her mother piled all this food onto a tray, Anonette made her decision. She was going to do what her parents could not.
Moar?

>>34389343
Go on.

inb4 walk the motherfucking dinosauar

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>tfw almost late to work because your imouto's butt is too squishy and distracting

In other news, I applied to transfer to our stores bakery only for H to say she's gonna do it too, fucking hell you guys were right.

>>34389625
You're gonna start putting buns in the oven?

>>34389625
Are you gonna make H your side bitch?
>she wants your dick like a cat wants a tuna

threesome with Em and H when?

>>34389343
please
I'm excited as can be

>>34389647
Yes, and no.

>>34389682
Em'll kill me, so no. I legit don't think I could even get it up if I had to look at H's increasingly annoying face.

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>>34389682
>cucking your imouto
Disgusting

>>34388920
Yup. I love lactation almost as much as anal. But The Lactation Guy just doesn't have the same ring

>>34389343
"Let me take it up to him, Mom. You should just take it easy, okay?"
>Her mind was made up. She was going to stand up to him. For her parents. For herself.
>Her mother didn't argue, just nodded and thrust the plate at her, then pottered back to the window and resumed staring into space.
>Ascending the stairs, the arrived at the first room on the right, with a simple plaque on it: 'Anon'. Placing the tray beside his door, she grabbed the handle and strode in.
>Instantly, she reeled. The room was foul, with the stench of rotting food, sweat and old clothes hanging in the air, making her skin crawl. He was sitting in front of his computer, loudly banging his foot on the floor. As she regained her strength and entered, he stopped and turned around.
>He was enormous, his frame spilling over the sides of his chair. He wore nothing, save for a filthy pair of boxers. His greasy hair was uncut and laid over his spotted face, and his fingernails were long and coarse, yellow in color.
>At first, he seemed shocked to see a girl in the doorway, but this shock soon dissapeared, and to her disgust, she saw his gaze slide sideways as he took her in.
>Ignoring him, she opened her mouth to begin her tirade. She wanted him to know how much pain he had caused them, how worthless he was. Instead, all she could come up with was:
"Y-you bastard. Why don't you just DIE? JUST KILL YOURSEL-"
>Before she could continue, she saw his eyes flare with anger, and he lunged forwards, tackling her with his enormous weight and slamming her into the ground.
>He began to giggle like a child, running his hands over the body, her breasts and thighs. Try as she might, he was simply too heavy to push off. She opened her mouth to scream-
>Before a sound came out, a hammy, sweaty fist came crashing down on her nose, causing it to burst. Her mouth was now too filled with blood for her to make any noise, so she could only lie there and whimper as he ran his hands and tongue all over her body.
(1/2)

>>34389996
>Suddenly, she found herself flipped on her front, and large hands crudely ripping her school uniform from her body. Her earlier disgust now became true horror and fear, as she desperately attempted to escape, pinned by his weight.
>Not satisfied with merely seeing his sister naked, Anon began to strip himself naked as well. His unusually large penis, yellow-white and coated with smegma, began to harden against her trembling legs.
>This wasn't how it was supposed to be. She was supposed to be telling him off, helping her family. But now she was just his toy.
>She began to spit out blood and mew, pleading for him to stop. But when she looked him in the eyes, saw the dead pupils, the rotten yellow teeth, the utter lack of expression, she knew there would be no mercy.
>She had been saving herself. For Chad. But now she was going to be ruined, defiled by her brother.
>She lost track of how long she was raped. It was agonizing, how many attempts he made to insert himself, how he kept trying to insert it into her ureathra before she had to shamefully guide him, so that she would not tear and bleed. How he kept going limp, only to pull himself out and stroke himself hard again. How he drooled all over her. How he came inside, even though they were all financially desperate.
>Afterwards, he got up and returned to his computer. Like it was nothing, like she was nothing.
>She didn't bother telling anyone. She just picked herself up, and walked to the bathroom to clean herself up. Later on, she would soothe her pain with blades.
>As he returned to his computer, he opened up /r9k/.
>Starting up a new thread, he began to type: "Don't let you're precious siblings fall to Chad's, blue hair, transgenderism, or watching The Chew!"
(2/2)

>>34389766
Pat you should ask Emma to take some pills that induce lactation

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>>34390019
Top kek. Well done sir

desu

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>>34390019
Seriously? Why do you have to do that?

>>34390030
Is that shit safe? I dunno if she'd do it, but now I'm curious.

>>34390203
Supposedly it is, from what I've read. But it's not very easy. Takes months of work.

not that I've researched it...Or asked my wife....More than once...

>>34390019
I came
post moar imouto abuse

>>34390019
This was bad and you should feel bad. Sagey

>>34386220
KYS means Kiss Your Sister

>>34386220
>neighbor girl that is 8 years younger than me and that I used to babysit turns 18 and goes to college
>she starts tweeting that she loves dick and tweets about getting dick all the time and how sad she is when a guy flakes on her

Damn, sad to see her turn into a whore so fast. She was like a little sister.

>>34391008
And people here think I'm nuts or an alt right crazy when I say kids today are being pushed with an agenda

>>34390973
CKY is better
https://youtu.be/WgQ7qOCDFYQ

>>34391039
>being pushed with an agenda
you mean being college kids with their first chance of freedom from mom and dad?

>>34391076
Go read the examples from the last thread he gave, you can't say there isn't a fucked up bias at the least

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Long day so I'll just greentext my shit cause I'm feeling lazy.

>Decided to move forward with buying a small house.
>Spend most of my time outside of work meeting with realtors on Monday.
>Don't get home until 9pm.
>My sister was in a miserable mood.
>The next two weeks likely won't be great for her, especially next week.
>Had originally planned to tell her the news about buying a house along side a gift for her coming birthday.
>Decided to take a meet her for lunch today and tell her.
>She's ecstatic.
>"It'll be our first home!" She squeals.
>I laugh and smugly question her, 'our?'
>Goes the brightest red and instantly backtracks with a flushed '"Your's! You know what I mean!"
>I keep bugging her about it because I like to see her so bashful.
>Eventually let up and tell her that it's not like she won't be moving with me when I finally buy a place.
>Gives this fucking amazingly meek but adorable smile.
>Tells me before we finish our lunch that she'll be coming right home after her classes so we can talk about the details.

She's more excited than me about buying a house by a country mile.
I can picture her during her classes all day, just looking at the clock and bouncing up and down in her seat.
I'm just happy to see her in a better mood, and to give her something to help push her through the next little while.

>>34391076
I'd say it starts before that. Kindergarten in my area now has a 6 week course on transgenderism. Sex ed now teaches all the gender fluid stuff. It's mandatory thanks to Obama. I pulled my daughter for the first week of the sex ed, and they threatened expulsion.

>>34391131
Could you Summarize, and be specific on which college he talks about

>>34391202
Here's the college side, in my area

>>34391184
>6 week course on transgenderism
Yeah sure and I'm King Henry,to quote a Russian "Proof"
>I pulled my daughter for the first week of the sex ed
kek

>>34391202


>>34386163

Sorry, trying again. Mobile sucks

>>34391251
It's a course where they play "dress up" and use boy and girl pronouns, as well as gender neutral. It's fairly tame, bit regardless, I don't agree with it

>>34391177
Was it a 1-bedroom house? How much did it cost?

>>34391284
Why is your state so cucked holy shit

>>34391327
Liberals from CA took over the west coast. The amount of San Francisco transplant I deal with weekly is scary.

Also: lesbians as far as the eye can see. Trannies now, too. Makes the paperwork I have to do a nightmare

>>34391265
>violent against cis people
Yeah all those poor instances of them getting beat
> OSU and WSU now require all freshmen to take Social Sensitivity classes
I can't find anything about that online, also what is wrong with learning to understand other viewpoints

>>34391184
>>34391202
All that shit, and last thread he mentioned shit like boys having to take sexual harassment classes or some shit
He lIves in the West coast, do there is a little variance, I live on the East coast so no one pays that shit any mind, I lived in NYC and last time I visited over Christmas, it was still liberal relative to where I live now, but all that sjw shit is still looked at in a funny light

>>34391177
Adorbs.

marry her before she is ruined by chad desu

>>34391372
Don't you have a Trump protest to be at somewhere, shillbot?

>>34391402
>shillbot
So because you disagree with me, I am automatically a shill?

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>>34391177
why is your sister so cute, anon?

>>34391431
Yup. Liberals all act the same.

But since you're so interested, here is a taste of some of the SJW classes that OSU has. There's YouTube videos that have more examples of the loveliness, but I'm sure you can't be bothered to find them

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/dreher/teaching-race-hate-at-oregon-state/comment-page-1/

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>>34391299

Haven't bought anything yet. Just started seriously looking. Gonna discuss the whole thing more with my sister over dinner when she's home so we can figure out the fine details. Decide whether or not we want to go the one bedroom route or not.

>>34391445

Because she has just the right combination of spunky confidence and feminine bashfulness.

>>34391496
>the american conservative
I assume if I post news from so called "liberal MSM" you would not accept the source? Alright clicked the first link and wow 404 Page Not Found

>Racial Aikido promotes tools for people of color to maintain a positive self-image

Nothing wrong with self esteem

>The Examining White Identity
So are you telling me white people never have parts of their life easier than non-whites? This event just seems like a way of equalizing it.For instance when doing a study on how a criminal record affects employment Arizona State University found that White men with a criminal record had more positive responses than black men with no criminal record. So there is proof of such inequality

>Examining White Identity for Faculty and Staff
"All white (self-identified) faculty and staff are invited to sign up." voluntary so who cares?


From what I saw nothing looked mandatory so who cares?

I miss the days when we were arguing about which country had the best plumbing and not whether or not liberals are cucks

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>>34391177
>bouncing up and down in her seat
What about her bouncing up and down on your dick? As a newlywed couple in their first own home, of course

>>34391177
That is wonderful man

>>34390019
Fuck you
Someone write sequel where Chad murders Anon

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Fuck I miss Imouto Cuddler so much. I wonder how he and D are doing. Keeps me awake at nights

>>34391597
Wonder how she's gonna react if you tell her it's gonna be a 1-bedroom house? Even better say you're getting a 2-bedroom house, and that the second room is for your children.

>>34391597
>>34391908
Please, I want to know how she reacts

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Sis has band practice today, so a little update from last night before I pick her up from school.
>We were in bed together last night
>Why the hell not? Tried to ask her about the masturbation thingamajig
>Went the completely opposite direction because I was too much of a chicken
>Face to face
>"I masturbate"
>Received the most straight faced and calmest response from her
>H: "Yeah, I can always hear you."
>oh fugged and called her bluff
>She went off to my room
>Started making noises like Mr. Hancock from Forrest Gump and banging the wall
>She came back with the goofiest smile on her face
>Told me she was just messing with me and to not bring up something like that up so randomly
>Felt stupid the entire night
>Stupidly comfy in her bed, but stupid nonetheless

Made an impulse buy today. And >>34391177
that's great! I hope nothing but great things for you two. Ya deserve it.

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>>34392269
Better quit dicking around and do the things we tell you to properly or you're not gonna make any progress

>>34392269
Have you two tried mutual masturbation?

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>>34392269
Jesus Christ man...My sides...You're gonna kill me you clueless bastard

>>34392432
>pic
> not named bearguy wrestles with his autism.jpg

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>>34392269
You dumbo. Man up and ask to watch her masturbate, it worked out fine for me. Not that our situations are comparable but still.

>tfw HaraKano finally got translated, and I downloaded it without thinking, and now I can't make myself play it without feeling bad

Is asking my imouto for permission to play an impregnation and incest heavy porn game a bad idea?

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>>34392522
Oh, burgerland is full of autism, my friend

>>34392551
No. I'm still waiting for Imouto Paradise 2

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>>34392551
Ask her to play with you?

>>34392575
Been waiting on that too. Not enough impregnation though. Or moms.

>>34392580
As open as she was to reading porn with me that other time, that might've been a one time only event. I doubt she has the patience for a visual novel anyway, she bounced off of 999 and Ace Attorney.

>>34392551
>Is asking my imouto for permission to play an impregnation and incest heavy porn game a bad idea?
Given how chill Em is, she'll end up playing the thing with you. Until she gets bored and starts copying all the sex scenes.

>>34392638
Might be different when sexy times are involved.

you didn't think anal would happen either, at one time

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>>34392551
>netori

Oh for fuck's sake...

>>34392821
I'm guessing the childhood friend's mom route involves cucking an offscreen husband, if the last game by these people is anything to go by.

Em's pulling in, I don't think I'll immediately be like "YO LEMME PLAY THIS PORN", but I'll ask at some point

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>>34393023
....Now I wanna hear a vocaroo of Pat saying that

>>34393023
Regardless, I cannot describe in mere words how much this disgusts me. Might have actually played it otherwise.

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>>34392315
>>34392551
>>34392396
I almost typed "I'm trying" again. Look, I don't know. Asking to do something like that when I haven't seen everything (besides the times we showered together as kids) seems to be going too fast. I fumble a lot.

I'm just dumb. Plain and simple But you already know that. I'll talk with her on some things and see where it goes. Sorry

>>34393050
You don't HAVE to cuck him, you know

>>34393080
The option to is bad enough.

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>>34392551
>Is asking my imouto for permission to play an impregnation and incest heavy porn game a bad idea?

The problem is that it's an incest porn game. Don't give your sister the impression that she's just a walking fetish to you, ok?

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>>34393060
You glorious bastard, stop apologizing. You are making progress (your half naked in bed now). Baby steps, and one day, you can say: Daddy Bearguy

>>34393060
You should try giving her a nickname, like "Cumsponge"

>>34393060
Are you having her take the lead?

>>34393050
>>34393093
Not that I usually defend ntr, but if I remember correctly, the married housewife route in Maman Kyoushitsu made it clear that the husband was no good, and I'm pretty sure she divorced him before the route started for real. I dunno if that makes it better for you, and I dunno if HaraKano does the same thing or not.

Em must've had a bad day, she plopped onto the couch and demanded pancakes again.

>>34393346
Give her a back rub.

And a butt rub.

I'm not sure if you all would be accepting of me because it's not about a little sister but I'll share anyways

>ran out into the living room wearing a tank shirt and panties
>didn't realize my little brother was home sick
>he saw everything my butt had to offer
>oops
>he spent the next twenty minutes in the bathroom

I shouldn't feel good about it but it's making me feel really sexy

>>34393446
All forms of consensual incest is welcome

>>34393446
Ages would be nice to know. Also cup size.

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>>34393217
We agreed on helping each other move further into this, but so far, she has been the one making the suggestions on what to do. I'm not cool and collected as most here, but I am trying my best. I think the image me has long been dead to her

>>34393112
>Daddy Bearguy
wew. 4chan might be gone by then, but thanks again. Still glad these threads exist.

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>>34393521
You know it to be true.

inb4 you call me a fag

>>34393446
Would you fuck him? Just talk to him and say "Brother I want to fuck you do you want to?"

>>34393567
But I agree, Anon.

>>34393567
How old are you and you otouto?

>>34393607
Why are you asking me this and why assume I have siblings?

>>34393521
19, 15, and B.

>>34393594
I mean, that would be a bit fast. I seriously think that I would let him play with my body and maybe I'd give him a handy.

>>34393607
My apologies, I thought you were
>>34393446

>>34393636
Walk out topless and just stare at him, see how he reacts

>>34393636
You wanna post pics of yourself? Or some vids of him exploring you.

Ask him to measure you for something and do so scantily clad. The possibilities are endless.

>>34393636
Sleep with him tonight, then tease him about his morning wood.

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>>34393636
Does he have a gf?

Ask him if he wants to spend some time alone with you.

Alternatively, ask him for a massage.

>>34393664
I could get in a lot of trouble doing that. Mommy and daddy are home.

>>34393679
Yeah, nope.

>>34393705
Sounds potentially kinky. Now wouldn't be a good time. I'll probably just find a way for him to see me naked. There are tons of ways. Once I do that I can put on the porn voice and let him have some fun.

>>34393746
Not while he's sick. I also would need to come up with some sort of excuse. We haven't shared a bed for a long, long time.

>>34393792
No, he had one last year but they didn't do anything. She was a nice girl, they were both too nervous and awkward to get anything done.

>>34393792
Make sure you use icy hot

>>34393822
Well then do it when they aren't home

>>34393822
Just talk with him like a good sister and tell him he did nothing wrong

>>34393822

If you need a reason to share a bed make sure you're alone and pretend a boy friend just broke up with you and you're upset. Ask for him to hang out with you while you're sad and spring the suggestion of sleeping together to comfort you.

Assuming he's not a prick he can't refuse a request like that.

>>34393822
You are the big sister I have always wanted but I got stuck with a shitty imouto who doesn't want anything to do with me.

Godspeed, you potential brotherfucker!

>>34393934
Try being nicer to her, dickhead

>>34393849
Obviously, that's step one.

>>34393880
What did he do that would be wrong exactly? Did I miss something in my greentext?

>>34393904
I don't really need to convince him, he's a huge pervert. The guy absolutely LOVES napping with our mom because she's still got it. It's more having a decent excuse as to why his morning wood is jammed between my buttcheeks in the morning.

>>34393976
He thought-raped you

>>34393976
>he spent the next twenty minutes in the bathroom
He might feel guilty for jerking it to his sister

>>34393976
Down for anal? Like you better already

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>>34393949
I bend over backwards to be nice to her, cook food for her, bought her a dog she stopped caring about a month later (I still take care of the dog its sweet), even made payment on her car for her when she was being a drama queen and was too lazy to get a job to pay for it.
>dickhead

>>34388142
>Im pretty sure she was a virgin before she met him
>unironic pre-marital sex
garbage-tier imouto, probably a slave of international capital.

>>34394035
Well maybe you should give her cuddles and kissies once in a while, dickhead

>>34394035
Pics of your doggo?

>>34394119
You are a funny man

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>>34394158
I was being serious. I love the doggo threads on b

>>34393994
>>34394003
Oh no! He got a view of me in a brazilian cut and he decided to rub one out to it? He should be ashamed!

>>34394003
I'll stick a couple fingers up there sometimes. I might be okay with anal sex. I'm not 100% sure, but it's not a crazy reach for me.

>>34394190
>He should be ashamed!
we aren't saying he should be ashamed, but he might feel bad himself considering society says incest is wrong

>>34394190
Stick fingers in the bathroom?

>>34394185
I meant amusing, not humorous. Like a pupper chasing it's tail is funny, but it's not trying to be funny.

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>>34394224
If it's so wrong, why does it feel so right?

>>34393636
>just a handy
>not even giving him the succ
He can already do that on his own. It's like you don't want him to have any sexual self-confidence. You don't want your brother to be a robot do you?

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>>34391833
>>34391908

So once I got her calm enough to talk about buying a house, we had another good long talk about the future.

So the long and short of it.

>I'm not the wealthiest man ever but my income is decent enough.
>The city we live in now is expensive as fuck, so in order to avoid absurd commute times and cut down on the overall cost, we decided that a one bedroom would be ideal.
>The place doesn't have to be anything special for the time being. Just has to function until my sister finishes with her degree.
>Told her that if we where really going to go forward with being a couple, that I'd like for her to join me.
>Figure we can use our time in the new house as a test bed to see if our relationship would truly work in that kind of capacity.
>She was fully on board with it.
>Bridged the topic of children as well.
>She was a little embarrassed to talk about it, but she said that if everything worked out that she would like to have children at some point.

I also talked about how I'd like to flip the house a couple years down the line, buy some land out west, and make a home out there. She reacted positively to the idea, and even mentioned that it would be easy to find work in her field to help bring in money for us.

On a more sentimental note, the last time I saw her this happy was when she first moved in with me. She was choking back some tears of joy on a couple of occasions, and when we were done talking, she gave me a massive hug.


>>34392269
Good taste my negro.

>>34394247
Tell that to society

>>34394224
Daily reminder to sign the petition
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/legalize-marriages-and-civil-unions-between-consenting-adults-regardless-blood-relation-or-familial-status

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>>34394058
I try to, but she complains and calls me a weirdo
Sorry I called you aDICKHEAD, anon.

>>34394119
Sure, her name's Layla (from the Eric Clapton song)

>>34394287
That is a fat doggo.
Try harder, be persistent, don't let her refuse

>>34394287
Sweet doggo! You need to pamper em cause your bad Imouto won't

>>34394236
I guess if I'm in the bath or something like that and I feel like it I'll grab some vaseline or lotion and jam some fingers up my ass.

>>34394224
Like I said, he's pretty dirty. I'm sure he didn't have many negative thoughts about it.

>>34394250
I can't just go straight into the real stuff right off the bat.

>>34394359
How far would you let him get with you, given enough time?

>>34394406
I feel like right now I could work into oral from both of us. Who knows though, maybe in a couple months time he'll be pounding me.

>>34394440
If it comes to that, make sure you practice safe sex. 15 is too young to raise a child, especially one with your sister.

>>34394359
>I'm sure he didn't have many negative thoughts about it
you won't know unless you talk with him about it

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>>34393446

Older sister victories are also possible.

>>34394440
>maybe in a couple months time he'll be pounding me.
You don't sound like you have a lot of reservations about that. Does the thought of teaching your brother how to smash pussy excite you femanon?

>>34394555
Absolutely. I'm definitely a shotacon, and though he isn't really a shota anymore it still turns me on. I just need to be smart about it, it wouldn't be a good idea to take off my pants and hope he responss the way I want him to.

My sister has fallen down a strange path. I sturggle with intimate relationships, sexual and platonic, yetI have tried to reach out to her before. Unfortunately she is lost.

>introduce her to minecraft many years ago, she'd have been 12 or 13
>realises her power as a female within male-dominant sub-cultures
>receives a lot of attention (can't blame the boys, i raised her to be pretty cool and down to earth)
>gets a much older online bf, he's 17 or 18, she's 13 or 14
>he's like fucking 1 or 2 years younger than me and a pathetic nerd, more pathetic than myself
>nothing really comes of it but she discovers her power level
>the dude introduces her to punk music
>falls in love with nirvana
>?becomes a scene for a bit
>fancies herself as a trend-setter, inflating her ego
>begins sporting scene/emo puffy dyed hair
>ego gets out of hand, sees herself as a rebel and a trend-setter
>begins learning very rudimentary bass as dad is a musician
>eavesdrops on my guitar playing and coons my guitar regularly
>learns a few chords and starts playing publicly
i should note our family is pretty good-looking, though short, but this doesn't affect women much
>receives much appraisal
>drops bf cause she realises he's a disgusting creep
>ego begins to go out of whack as boys start showing interest
>forms a band and starts playing regularly (eventually gets paid every so often but mainly reaps the popularity)
>has spiralled into subtle egomania
>have lost the modesty yet talented and humble kin i briefly knew
>just smokes weed and invests herself in the local (yet poor) music community
>sees new boys every couple of weeks @ 17

i can go in detail if anyone is interested, she's become quite a disappointment to the family in many ways. narcissism seems to be prevalent in our family; i have elements of narcissism yet my insecurities always outweigh it every time and i've become a lost loser NEET recently.

I still have faith in her, but she's become a bit of an attention hungry slut

>>34394615
If you work your way up to oral it's not far to go from there.
>ask him if he's had sex
>he says no
>"It must make you really nervous thinking about doing it for the first time with a girl. That's okay, I could help you practice a little if you want... just so you'll know what you're doing your first time, of course."

>>34394252
Fucking based!
Remember to propose and "marry" her before having children.

>>34394836
>Anon pretends life is an anime

Did you seriously just suggest that

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>>34394623
You could have saved her

Why didn't you save her

>>34393446
As a former big-siscon, all I'll say is don't get super close to him and then go marry and get impregnated by someone else.

Also Em was in a bad mood because one of her friends got a boyfriend and hounded Em a little about finding one for herself. They think she's a virgin, which I find kinda funny. I didn't ask about the dumb porn game, but I rubbed her back and front some.

She also said she's had a hard time thinking of me as her boyfriend and gave up on it awhile ago. That fucking hurt, but she insists that being siblings is better anyway. I asked what that means for marriage and potential babies, and she says she'll kill me if I don't make both of those happen someday. I continue to not understand this girl.

>>34394623
>>introduce her to minecraft many years ago
Literally everything is your fault, how can one man fuck up so badly?

>>34395210
>hard time thinking of me as her boyfriend
do the cheesy as fuck old movie stereotypical boyfriend shit like a bunch of flowers

>>34395210
>>34395249
Do this, buy her a
Rose

>>34395210
>and she says she'll kill me if I don't make both of those happen someday.
Buy the ring! Buy it!! And creampie her the same night

>>34395249
>>34395272
I was gonna pick up some flowers for her birthday anyway. I planned on showing up at her work with flowers before realizing that's a bad idea.

>>34395296
I dunno man, I've thought about it, and while I wanna propose to her, doing it right now seems dangerous for multiple reasons. Potential forced creampies being one of them.

And while typing that, I watched Em strip in the living room and walk to the bathroom. That seems like an invitation if I've ever seen one.

>>34395405
Under what circumstances would bringing a rose to Emma be weird?

>>34394986

That's a few years off my friend.

Though I am curious about an actual 'legal' marriage between us being a possibility. Seeing as we don't share the same last names it might be possible to weasel. Looks like I have some reading to do.


>>34395405

Fulfill your obligation.

go bump /b/ edition wincest thread robots.
>>>/b/720178959
>>>/b/720178959
>>>/b/720178959

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>>34395405
It wasn't an invitation. Seems like she spontaneously felt the need to ditch her work clothes, and now she wants to relax by herself in the shower. Oh well.

>>34395440
I dunno man, do brothers usually wait for their little sisters to get off work so they can give them flowers?

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>>34395536
But of course. Why doesn't love their little sister?

>>34395536
Well some of them do. Specially the ones that are fucking their sisters.

>>34395536
How much does Emma weigh?

So what is the best incest mango on sad panda?

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>>34395728
And that's exactly what I don't want people to think is happening.

>>34395822
I don't know offhand, she's not exactly skin and bones anymore but she's pretty easy to pick up.

>>34395886
Have you taken her to a fancy restaurant like the kind where you have to dressed up for

>>34395916
Not yet, the nicest place we've been to is a sushi joint. As much as I'd like to see Em in a dress, I think she prefers places where we can just chill and pig out.

She's out of the shower, I'm gonna go talk to her about something.

>>34395998
>, I think she prefers places where we can just chill and pig out.
Have you ever asked her?

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This doujinshi sums this thread up pretty well, I guess.

>>34395998
Cuck your sister, it'll be funny

>>34386220
my sister is a BIG DUMB

>>34396647
A big dumb what, anon? Spit it out.

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>mfw my sissy brought home chicken selects for me again
She's so nice.

>>34396834
what have you done to reward her?

The most original bumper car in existence.

I miss Laura, BDSM and Lucy.

>>34397895
I bet BDSM died in a fire while locked in her kennel

>>34397952
At least she died happy,Maybe even cumming

>>34397895
I'm still here, just been bummed out
I don't know where bdsm and Lucy went, I miss them too

Lucy, make sure you're eating properly.

Laura, how are things going with K?

BDSM Imouto, did you died?

Hungry sister man thing, any progress or good news?

>>34398035
you and K married yet?

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>Em's out of the shower, I head to my room, she's in the middle of putting panties on
>E: What? :P
>P: I just wanted to ask you something
>E: Whaatttt?
>P: How can I be a better boyfriend?
>E: Um, what?
>P: You said you don't really see me as your boyfriend anymore, can we fix that?
>E: Oh my gosh, I'm sorryyyy, you don't need to do anythingggg
>P: But I want to
>E: Ummm, I meant to say I never really wanted a boyfriend, that's why dating was so tough, ahah
>P: Okay, but what does that mean for us?
>E: It means you're my brother, and I love you :P
>P: But like... How do we go from that to marriage?
>E: You're stupid, just marry me :P
>P: ...Fine, you're right
>She pulled me into a hug and shoved her head on my chest
>E: You're like, my only hope for that stuff
>P: That stuff?
>E: Y'know, marriage and kids and crap :P
>P: So I'm your last resort?
>E: Nooo... you're my first choice, eheh
>P: Em...
>And then we made out like two sappy as fuck lovers
>And then we fucked. No creampies.

This woman does great and horrible things to my heart.

>>34396058
Not recently, I guess. That's how she used to feel anyway.

>>34396603
No. ______________________No________________.

>>34398360
Get her to sign the petition

>>34398051
I'm just fucking my own shit up really
I don't know, I got really mad at myself after Sunday and yesterday he called me a couple times and I ignored it I don't know why. I called him back eventually, and I was still mad so I wasn't thinking and just dumped everything on him, I haven't been posting but I've been reading and someone said to just tell him I'm bad at expressing myself so I told him that, and I kept going with more dumb shit and decided that was the time to drop the bombshell about my father and just hung up there, he called again today and said we should play Overwatch since they have an event thing going on but I never got on
I know, I'm fucking up but I've dug myself into a hole and don't know what to do
I've been doing my best to avoid my dad since after the game and I think he's started noticing that I've barely left my room in the past 2 days
I'm just mad it feels like 1 step forward and 2 back, making things worse I've got reason to get out of bed anymore so I really haven't been except to go to the bathroom, and to boot I'm on my period and I'm still sneezing a lot
Sorry to bum the thread out

>>34398360
Em is the fucking best, Please give her all the children she wants.

>>34398360
>P
>E
>P
>E

Is this some kind of message?

>>34398574
OH SHIT! Pat was memeing us all along!

>>34398404
I think the lack of signatures might discourage her. Plus I don't want her on a list.

>>34398527
We'll see.

>>34398458
Come on, cheer up, things will look up eventually.
Wait a second! Did you tell K you wanted/want to fuck your father?

>>34386220
help support the cause!

>>>/b/720195749
>>>/b/720195749

>>34398574
>>34398586
>N
>A
>H
>
>M
>A
>N
>.

Apparently this isn't original, somehow.

>>34398596
>on a list
>thinks he needs a real name and email

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Yfw not enough money to indulge in awesome mecha models>>34393552

>>34398623
I mentioned "inappropriate feelings" that I was trying to get over and I think that's clear enough, I fucking know why I did it, I would have told him eventually but for fucks sake I should've waited a bit more
I wanted to say something to explain why I was shit at things, but then realized how weird that sounds and just hung up

>>34395179
I deserted home when I could afford to
>>34395212
I know... I set myself up for failure

>>34398694
Well, if he still wanted to talk with you and play games with you after that, that's a good sign.

>>34398458
>he called again today and said we should play Overwatch since they have an event thing going on but I never got on

well, it doesn't sound like he dropped you

why not talk to him and tell him you feel embarrassed that you admitted that?

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>>34398596
so when is Em going to meet you sister and "talk"?
have you given her any input regarding said talk?

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>>34387182
The Patriots no question. The Falcons haven't beaten The Patriots since 1998, and that was when LoZ OoT and Titanic were popular.

>>34398981
>implying OoT isn't still popular
sports r dum

>>34398981
Sorry, what? I wasn't paying attention..

>>34398848
Oh, I don't remember if I said this here or not, but she's definitely coming on Saturday around noon.

I think Em can handle it, she's determined to hide the fact that we're already an item and to make it sound like it's mostly a crush on Em's side. We're only trying to gauge a reaction. Just gotta hope Em doesn't break and tell her everything.

Bed time, later.

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>>34394287
may the dogos grant you some strength anon!

>>34399142
Good night, I'm hoping your sister says she alreadys know and is ok with it.

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Andrea (Anorexia-chan), we're praying for your health and good recovery! May your onii-san's love for you give you strength!

GET WELL SOON

>>34395104
He's already jacking off to his sister

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k

anyone else have a sibling go away. only to return and seeing them again made you want to fuck the shit out of them?

>>34395210
>As a former big-siscon, all I'll say is don't get super close to him and then go marry and get impregnated by someone else.
This hurts to imagine the betrayal

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Mfw i hate my older brother and he hates me.
Wish I had an Onii-chan

>>34399624
Something here doesn't quite add up right

>>34399624
Why do you hate him? And why does he hate you?

>>34398360
>only hope for that stuff
How old are you two?
Get her on the pill already so you can creampie her. God, creampies are so great. I miss Aniki.

>>34399787
22 and 18 as of this saturday. She's worried about the pill changing her personality.

>>34399886

She can get an IUD. They come in both hormonal (progestin) and non-hormonal versions (copper), but even the hormonal versions should have less of an issue than OCPs, due to it being locally released.

However, since she has never been pregnant, her womb may not be on the small side - however, there are also IUDs sized for smaller wombs such as the Skylar.

Another option is the Nuvaring, also hormonal but local acting, it's an intra-vaginal plastic ring.

Or, onii-chan can go cryogenically freeze his sperm for future use, and then get a vasectomy.

>>34399956
All of those sound terrible

>>34399886

The pill affects people differently. Some women lose their sex drive, others gain one, some turn into right proper bitches. It's a crapshoot.

>>34399956

Jesus, those are all terrible options. How about he just doesn't nut inside.

>>34400034
>How about he just doesn't nut inside.
B-but creampies are so great

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>>34400057
Are they now? What makes them so great?

>>34400057

Didn't say they were bad, but there's a time and place for it.
Let the relationship develop and see where it goes. If they get to a point at which they want kids or become comfortable with the risk then they should do it.
Before that point, they should just play it safe.

>>34400078
I don't know, ask Redline

>>34400172
I don't know who any of these tripfags are, I got here like 2 threads ago.

>>34400182
Well then introduce yourself to the class, anon.

>>34400201
Hello, I'm not a tripfag. Thank you.

>>34400209
:^(
You're off to a bad start. You've already got one student that doesn't like you.

>>34387182
Falcons. Fuck the patriots.

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>>34400233
Well then, allow me to reiterate

>>34400248
>Minecraft insults
Well now you've got most of the class disliking you.

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>>34400287
Hey man, it's not even mine. I just saw it posted here and saved it for occasions such as these.

I want the falcons to win and so does my dad. I don't really see why you would want the patriots to win unless you're possessed. The patriots will probably win though.

>>34400540
Have you been eating properly?

>>34400587
I'm doing fine. I ate a turkey sandwich, a bagel, and some chicken my mom made.

>>34400657
That's good. Please try to take better care of yourself. I don't want you to get sick and end up feeling worse.

Hoping Andrea, BDSM Imouto, and hungry sister dude are doing okay bump

the fuck is morning glory?

Here's a random anecdote while I piss at 4:30 AM.

Trying to pull out Em's half-inverted nipples is a fun thing to do while falling asleep.

And yeah, Em's a crazy person and doesn't want any birth control, she barely lets me wear condoms.

And now, back to bed/nipple pulling.

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>>34398744
>>34398767
I did get on, he said he called me yesterday (Monday) because he changed his mind about the movies, me made a date and time for tomorrow
He said he wanted to talk about all that shit in person, I'm trying my hardest to be optimistic
>>34400540
>>34387182
exorcise me fucker Brady's getting 5, he alone is going to tie the 49ers and Cowboys
And he's not done, he's going for 6, he wants the Steelers
Sorry, this is my most smug reaction image

>>34401854
That sounds great. Was Emma born in Kentucky?

>>34386394

>consenting adults

Can you please stop with the consenting adults meme. Adolescence is the most important stage of life for finding a partner to reproduce with.

>>34402092
>exorcise me fucker
what did she mean by this?

Not been here for a while. Does someone have a pastebin or collection of all the stories?

>>34402204
I like the Patriots and that person said you have to be possessed to
It's funny, after next week, you can break down Superbowls
49ers (Montana 4 Young 1), Cowboys (Staubach 2 Aikmen 3), Packers (Starr 2 Farve 1 Rodgers 1), Giants (Simms 2 Eli 2), Patriots (Brady, all Brady all 5 are Brady)
Sorry if I'm getting a little over excited, I'm having fun

>>34402332
Favre*
Fucking horrible last name, "favor"

>>34402332
"That person" is Lucy and you wrote "exorcise," as in drive a demon away, instead of "excuse"

>>34402371
I couldn't tell it was Lucy, she changed her name my bad, glad she's doing good
And I meant exorcise, she said you'd have to be possessed to like the Patriots, I like the Patriots

>>34402410
Oh I see, you were making a funny. Sorry, it's 4:30 and I'm trying to sleep.

>>34402433
It's okay, go to bed now anon, it's late
It's funny because I'm waking up now, I'm gonna try and roll back over
Don't let the bedbugs bite

>>34398640
the robot doesnt count quotes, meme arrows or newlines

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Rest well, anons. Night is fast approaching here on the other side of the world.

Wish me luck on my attempt to fix relationship with imouto!

>>34402581
Your imouto is very hairy. Is she sick?

>>34402474
How big did you say your boobs are?

>>34402730
Not very b, sorry to disappoint

>>34402764
B is a great size, any bigger is usually a waste of space

>>34402790
Thanks I guess, I still kind of wish they were bigger
My baby face only makes it worse, if I go to a movie with my dad I can usually get a kids ticket, it's fucking hell

>>34386220
it's gonna kill you to hear this, but some imoutos are not worth saving

>>34402833
That's kind of funny. Why bigger though? Unless you want to be a wet nurse, model, pornstar, or prostitute, there's no real benefit to having big boobs

>>34402886
I do want to breastfeed my kids, but other than that I guess it's just to have them, more of a self esteem thing I guess

>>34402917
You are who you are, the size of your boobs isn't going to change that. You're just fine how you are now.

>>34402947
You know what, that's actually nice to hear, thank you really

Stupid question can your imouto get pregnant accidentally during her period

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>>34402657
Kek no. That's our doggo, lying on my futon. She's doing fine, not unlike the relationship I have with my actual imouto. Tbh, I sometimes imagine our doggo as a cute imouto. Nothing brings me more pleasure than petting and caressing her head and ears.

>giving a flying shit about your female siblings

you are cucks. sisters only purpose in life is to abandon your family to spread her legs for some chad. you don't bother giving them support whatsoever nor do they deserve it.

>>34404502
You are a literal cuck for letting that happen.

>>34402657
>Your imouto is very hairy. Is she sick?
top kek

>>34402657
I laughed to the point of orgasm

>>34403453
I used to do the same with my cat, pet him while he slept on my bed

>>34404502
>sisters only purpose in life is to abandon your family to spread her legs for some chad.
Why can't she spread her legs for me, then?

>you don't bother giving them support whatsoever nor do they deserve it.
Go KYS (kiss your sister), and deepen the bonds of love, then get back to us on that.

Music hasn't been posted in a while
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Look what the postman brought!

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>>34406972
I've got mine stored away with my stickers and Christmas ornament

>>34406972
>not the official one
one job

>>34407160
I can't wait to go outside and hopefully make some euro libtards discomposed
[//pol/]

>>34407262
I'd love to have one but as a European there's only so much I can do

>>34407263
I wish. The crazy fuckers are rioting here again tonight, and threatened to shut down the city because the police chief won't resign for "inciting violence against peaceful protesters".

I can only imagine what they'd do to me or my ride if I had my hat or stickers on display. God I hope Nation wide CCW becomes a thing so I can leave my 9 in a close location. These idiots are militant out here

>>34407308
Sometimes I wish the sjws would go full retard here in binland so people would see how full of shit they are. Mostly it's just them whining in msm about how Trump's racist etc

>>34407363
Binland? Sorry, not familiar with that one?

>>34407382
binland = ebinland = Finland
>>>/int/

>>34407382
Finland. Finnish people don't have many words that use the letter b, so they have a hard time pronouncing it. It's kind of cute, actually.

>>34407421
My bad. Stupid fat burger showing through again

>>34407428
I always thought it was because of >>34407421, not some pronunciation error. But then again, I don't really browse /int/ ever.

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Doggo to bumpo

>>34407885
The fluffy doggo looks like it's worried the pink doggo's gonna eat it

>>34408172
She just might. Look at her eyes

>>34399657
What's that?
>>34399715
He's always bullied me my whole life and would abandon me whenever I needed him in life.
I don't know why he dislikes me.

>>34408347
How old are you 2? Was there ever a point where you did get along?

>>34408347
Maybe he's just very tsundere

>>34408390
I'm 19 and he's 23, it's too late to fix anything.
>>34408441
I don't think so, he broke my arm when I was five.

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>>34408347
Do I have a solution for you then

>>34408467
Man up little buddy. Go suck his peepee and hope that he returns the favor.

>>34408467
But how can someone be your oniichan if they aren't blood related? Unless you just want an older guy to treat you like his little sister lol

>>34408581
Shoot, that's marriage material right there man