either kys or have hot, faithful gf who puts out. only you

>>34519846
Win-win brother

>>34519846
I guess option 2 but remain celibate.

Kill myself, fampai.

>>34520109
is it the blackie chan or taking it in the pooper part?

>>34520145
Both. I'm not gay, unlike most of this board.

>>34520176
don't have to be gay to enjoy a shithole smashing

>>34520202
You have to be at least bi. But I'm 100% straight. I'm not taking phalluses into my body.

>>34520248
>you have to be at least bi

straightguise.com

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>>34520305
You are somewhere greater than 0 on the kinsy scale if you think liking dicks or dick shaped objects is not gay.

>>34520344
ehh kinsey scale is gay

>>34519846
I like anything involving a girl telling me what to do

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>>34519846
Why would anyone not choose option 2?
I get to fuck a qt and get my boipucci fucked too? That's perfect

>>34520374
It's a good enough metaphor to me.

>>34520248
Nah, not really.
I'm not into dudes at all, but fucking myself with a dildo while fapping just feels awesome.
Why do you thing some guys are into peggin?

>>34520421
I think you and they are 0< on the kinsey scalemaybe not even 1, but probably greater than .000000001

>>34520448
Is it the fear of poop, pain, or emasculation that prevents you from trying?

>>34520488
It's the fact that I don't want to do it. I have no desire whatsoever to insert a phallus into my body.

I don't dislike alcohol or it's effects either but that doesn't mean I drink. I don't drink cause I don't want to.

Even if there's some biological reason why taking a dick up your ass would feel good I still wouldn't want to do it cause I don't want to do it cause I don't want to do it cause I'm not in the least bit gay.

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>>34520574
>I don't want to do it cause I'm not in the least bit gay.
Sucks to be you anon, must suck living life denying yourself pleasure because you have a complex that society has implanted into you.
You're missing out.

>>34520671
Nah it doesn't suck to do what I want to do. Have fun being faggoty. Just stop trying to spread faggotry to the straight people. It doesn't work.

>>34520689
I'm not spreading anything lol, I'm just giving my thoughts in a thread made for discussion.
You're the weird one for even opening it desu. What kind of a straight man, clicks on a thread with a sissy getting plowed by a BBC?