How bad is your situation Anon? I think I got it pretty bad

>>34541241
>english major
what were you even thinking

>>34541241
Jesus, how have you not killed yourself already? Which country btw?

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>24 year old khv
>paranoid schizophrenic
>poor as fuck
>5'10 manlet
>NEET for 5 years
>only familly I have left is my mother and she's terminally ill
I did get a new laptop this year which has made things slightly more bearable.

>>34541241
>>5'1 manlet
are you qt? consider trying out bisexuality

>>34541275
fell for the 'follow your dreams' meme

>>34541300
south africa

>>34541390
no, but I'm trying out asexuality

>tfw on day 13 of nofap

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>>34541241

fixed your graph.

(ragioli give me deathioli)

do you have an attractive sister i can rent? i have money.

>>34541525

this is a quality edit

>>34541241
>29yo khhv
>haven't had a job since I was 19
>dropped out of college
>got disgustingly fat
>mom will probably kick me out any day now
>can't even jerk off in peace because I get priapism most of the times

at least I will become a wizard in three months

>>34541241
>schizophrenic
>autistic
>graduated high school at 22
>shut-in
>no irl friends
>no money
>no home
>dead father

HOWEVER
>first world country
>significant other whom loves me

>>34541241
OP here, forgot to mention that I'm a poorfag

>>34541672
do you play video games anon? whut ones?

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>>34541241
Updated and improved your image OP no need to thank me just making it factual.

>>34541439
South Africa? Just bang some whores, or fly down to Hong Kong and I'll show you some whores.

>>34541241
>fundamentalist christian family

If you are a practicing christian how you haven't found a conservative christian gf?

>>34541439
>trying out asexuality
What.
You can't "try out" asexuality.

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>>34541801
AHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>He fell for the "Conservative religious females exist in the current year" meme
AHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY FUCKING SIDES

>>34541820
>mfw we live in a time when people ignore the majority of the people around them because they can just watch netflix.

>>34541805
I figure if I don't fap or look at porn the part of my brain responsibility for sexuality will atrophy and I'll become asexual

>>34541672
Don't you think it would be a good thing for you to get kicked out? Do you really want to spend another ten years like this?

>>34541860
I hope you're trolling, I really do.

>>34541734
only old videogames because my computer is old and I can't afford anything new

>>34541867
I don't see how becoming homeless would improve my situation in any way. Unless you count freezing to death as an improvement.

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>>34541525
noice

originalutus

>>34541241
>fundamentalist family
That's a con?

There's good and bad, but on the whole, probably not too bad.

the good:

good job, ~50k / year with nice benefits. The work is neither physically nor mentally demanding, but it does require "special" skills and training. I can listen to music, audiobooks, and podcasts while I work.
no debt.
not fat,.5'11, 135 lb.

the bad:

Age 24, and friendless since high school (so six years now). blog in spoiler.
My self-indulgent armchair self analysis is this, school provided an easy context for friendship but I developed no skills for sustaining friendships outside of that context. Two contributing factors: 1) my house was/is messy. borderline hoarder levels of clutter. so I never had friends over. 2) I never got a driver's license, so meeting friends outside of school typically involved planning and parents. As you can imagine, the typical teenage exploration of freedom and spontaneity never happened for me.

When I went to college, my tendency towards avoidance and my lack of experience contributed towards the fact that I never even sought out friends. 4chan / web browsing in general, combined with introversion or a touch of autism made it easy to ignore the impulse to socialize. I basically never talked to anyone IRL outside of necessity.

So now the formative years are over, and my social muscle has atrophied into non-existence. There are probably ways to escape this fate; they would require effort, planning, embarrassment, and perseverance. At this point it's not clear to me whether I want to do so, or even could, if I were to try.

And I know this basically sounds like whining about first world problems. Oh well.


khv, never been on a date, never had a female friend.
no driver's license
live with parents
work night shift.

>22 khv
>6'0 manlet
>3rd world country
>physics major (I listened to the autists on /sci/)
>still have acne
>have zero social skills
>social skills so bad occasionally sperg out doing basic things like buying stuff
>cant drive
>sperged out last time trying to book learners licence

Just kill me

>>34541241
The graphic still gets it wrong.
There is no end goal.

>>34541439
What university in SA that makes a difference. Fellow SA student

>24, barely a virgin because I didnt feel comfortable moving forward
>still in college, graduating at 26
>fat
>still stuck at parents, commute is an hour long each way but its still significantly cheaper
>Only one real life friend really, and they're moving away in like 9 months for a few years at the bare minimum.

Positives
>down 60 lb, so halfway to where I want to be
>Maintaining a solid 3.4 GPA
>Legitimately enjoy my major (Mech Eng)
>slowly becoming happier with myself
>cutting out bad habits and improving my lifestyle

Shit sucks but I'm seeing light at the end of the tunnel.

>>34541954
It all depends, I knew this one family that thought the earth was 6000 years old. They never did tell me where they thought dinosaur bones came from.

20yo kv
5'6 manlet
social anxiety
second class county
currently studying computer engineering but I doubt I will ever achieve something if I can't talk to people

>>34542002
the goals are whatever you want them to be, they are constantly changing for people who give a shit. if you ever wanted something, that would be your goal. the graphic just points to obstacles in any path to achieving a goal, that people learn through trial and error rather than flipping a coin. for short term success, yeah it always seems like a game of lottery, but in the context of 50, 70, 100 years, the chance that somebody stumbles into the things they want is far lower than the resulting group of people with strong success (including people at the middle and lower class who are fulfilled).

>>34541241
>5'1 manlet

this is by far the worst

You literally never even stood a single chance. Game over man, game over.

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>>34541241
>26yo everythingless virgin
>NEET since the age of 17
>not even finished HS
>ugly as fug
>nothing to live for

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>NEET
>virgin
>dropped out of school
>parents threat me to kick me out

>>34541935
>Unless you count freezing to death as an improvement.
Your life probably can't get any worse, so...

>23yo kissless handholdless hugless loveless virgin
>no woman ever smiled at me, not even ones who are paid to smile behind the counter at a shop
>175cm tall in a country where the average man is >180cm tall, and the average young man is about 190cm tall
>very ugly face, tiny lower jaw, balding
>godawful voice
>women look at me with disgust, men look at me with disdain
>dysfunctional family
>literally autism, diagnosed and all
>never worked a day in my life because no one's stupid enough to hire me
>failing university course after course
>always tired, sleep 10 hours a day and still have trouble staying awake

As the old song goes, I'm tired of living but scared of dying.

>>34541241
>25
>college dropout
>no gf
>no job
>haven't managed to get a job in 5 months despite applying to everything
>balding
>no money saved at all
>live with parents
>no mental illness that I know of that could excuse this, I'm just a loser unfortunately

Basically I'm fucked. I sometimes weep randomly during the day, also my hands are shaking for no reason at times. I have to take long warm baths or cover myself in blankets just to feel any warmth emotional or otherwise. Keep my interaction with my family to a minimum because I'm embarassed by my situation. Don't care about having a gf anymore I just want a light at the end of the tunnel.

>>34542176
The idea of "goals," or at least the way they've been taught to us though, encourages that there is some sort of finish line, some sort of point where you reach, finally find the castle with the princess in it, and never have any troubles again, and that is a horribly flawed way to approach life.

Goals are good but you should be able to make yourself content in any situation. Know what you can and can't control.

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>>34542310
>I just want a light at the end of the tunnel

>>34541805
You can't really try out bisexuality either.
Having sex with both gender does not make you bi.

>>34541241
>>3rd world country
>>fundamentalist christian family
how?
are you a christian minority in a muslim country or something?

>>34542340
enjoying it with both genders does make you bi though..

>>34542339
nah

origano

>>34542368
I don't know.
If I ended up having sex with a male, and I enjoyed it, I don't think that would make me malesexual. If I enjoyed it, it would be in spite of them being male. So I would probably still be femalesexual/heterosexual.

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I made this years ago and never got to post it a second time.
I could give less of a shit about OP image.

>>34542332
>content in any situation
C U C K

goals aren't taught that way sorry but you're wrong. some people have the misconception that you can only be happy upon reaching some distant goal, or said another way that the reward for achievement is happiness, but you're missing the point in some contrarian commentary with a half baked alternative. to convince yourself to be content with what you already have is a goal in itself, retardo.

>almost 29yo kissless handholdless hugless dateless loveless everythingelseless neverhadagf virgin
>no friends online or irl
>NEET
>physically weak, no practical skills
>no social skills
>poor life skills, can only take care of basic things
>depressed and anxious
>memory becoming worse
>insomniac, sleep schedule is 2am-9am on a good night, feel constantly tired
>diagnosed mild ASD but think there's a lot more
>zero self-esteem
>constant negative feelings due to loads and loads of bad experiences at ages 0-16
>drifting apart from most of extended family
>younger brother is a Chad
>slightly overweight
>acne has returned
>live with parents part-time
>not ugly but still look repulsive to other people or get ignored by them
>only good at making bad decisions
>country becoming a 3rd-world one

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>>34542442
added captions whether (You) like it or not

>>34541778
100% accurate my dear senpaitachi families

>>34541962
What's your work?

>>34542020
rhodes unvesity, yourself?

27, neet, kv, from third world and fouth dimension. want it worst? completely porn and fapaddicted

>>34541377
I'm sorry to hear about your mom. Are things that bad?

>>34542625
how many times a day do u masturbate?

>>34542685
it does help a bit to know that if someone digs me out of the ground in three hundred years, and digs Chad up, they won't be able to tell the difference.
Except maybe by teeth .

>>34541241

Mine isn't so bad (anymore)

>19yo KV
>5'11.5 manlet
>Uni student with OCD and probably some autism
>1st world country
>non-religious family
>STEM major

Could be better, but at least it's fixable so long as I manage to keep my mental issues in check

>>34542625
>country becoming a 3rd-world one
What country?

>>34541241
>agrophobic
Stop coming up with meme excuses.

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>>34541241
>18 year old studying stem degree at decent uni
>left uni flat to commute since hate normies
>skele 117lb
>5'9
>dicklet
>poor family
>no friends at uni
>failed first semester because depression
>can't pass day 2 nofap since obsessed with thicc girls
>hate other students at my uni, im sure im the poorest there and the one who doesn't belong, so many stacys from rich families having easy lifes and i'm depressed because i desire them even though i hate them at the same time

hope:
>I get my own apartment in July, will be able to make gym gains there and my confidence will skyrocket
>only 11 weeks of lectures left at uni
>1 month uni holiday soon
>i'm studying a lot more than before and going to most of my lectures

concerns:
>depressed, hope i don't kill myself or /rampage/ before july, i know i will be happy once i get my own apartment but it is 150 days away, that is a long time to suffer for, this suffering is incomparable to sharing a flat with normies tho
>envy, i have being very envious lately of other people's easy lifes and it makes me act hostile and ignore others, the world is not fair but it is difficult to accept that
>if i fail this uni year my life is over and i'll an hero, the only reason i'm alive is because i have hope, hope that i will pass this year and get my own apartment, if that does not happen i will cease to exist

i look forward to getting home everyday and visiting r9k, this is my home, i'm so grateful i've found this place, i would have slowly gone insane otherwise

just realised after 25 years that my mum has full blown borderline personality disorder and is the reason why my biological father and her split up. its been near ten years i havent seen my dad and just recently seeing him ive realised hes just a normal person that deserved none of what she has put him through. gnna make more effort in coming to see him now but damn do i wish i had a time machine. id change my whole life if only to see my dad get the normal life he deserved. pretty much realising now how horrible my mother is and how she treats people really puts into perspective my current situation aswell as my family. how can someone start a family only to break it up so damn soon. i wish my dad had a clearer mind back then to see this bitch is crazy but what can you do. i guess the only thing i have left to do is try spend as much time as i can with the pops, gnna be expensive seeing as we are an ocean apart but hes p much lost a wife and child. the most i can do now is spend what time i have with him. anyone else in a broken family?

>>34541439
>Change your major asap.
>Also gl with asexuality, after about 30 days the fap craving go away and only come back like once or twice a week

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>>34541241
I honestly always assumed that in third world countries everyone had sex by age 11 or 12 regardless of manlet, etc status because of one or more of these factors:

>everyone smells anyway
>closest thing to feudal society hence possibility of arranged marriage/barter
>plenty of rape
>low moral standard (get drunk/fuck/ask god for forgiveness/repeat)
>high tolerance for [secretive] homosex
>no concept of sexually transmitted diseases
>no competition in the realm of intelligence or education
>no competition in the realm of net worth / owning fancy objects
>everyone is desperate
>universal undernourishment should mean 5'1" is above average and quite manly

I mean, no offence, but it seems really easy to get laid.

>>34544319
americans are brainlets

>>34541988
>6ft
>manlet

Don't fall for r9k memes that is not manlet its taller than average and perfectly fine