What is your greatest regret anon?

Explaining how to successfully hang oneself to someone who later committed suicide.

>>34541198
Not being born in a rich family.

Probably being born

dropping out of high school and becoming a NEET

Getting fat when I was younger.

I lost the weight, but my body is ruined forever.

>>34541582
>tfw I'm starting on this path

what's it like, anon?

>>34541594
Horrible, anxiety and everything negative shot through the roof and now it looks impossible to come back from it.

>>34541573
this
originalio's

Not buying bitcoin at 1/1AUD like i was going to


Losing my 50 Bitcoin USB on the train

>>34541608
I haven't experienced any of that, though I'm sure it's coming. I'm sure I'll regret this decision when what you've described comes in.

Climbing the rope.

>>34541198
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>>34541198
I wish I'd never broken Benjamin :(

>>34541198
I have 2
>1) Not proposing the minute I got off that plane
>2) Not having kids right away

>>34541198
Not eating and sleeping enough throughout my late childhood and youth, I think it's the reason I'm a Auschwitz-tier manlet

At least I have broad shoulders and a face like my dad but literally in all other aspects I'm just a smaller, less intimidating version of him. Literally a mini-me.

>>34541674
I should have sucked your dick the minute you got off that plane. I'm sorry I didn't suck your fag dick, bozo.
Your kids are bitches.

>>34541310
Tbh, it's not that complicated to hang yourself.

>>34541674
Lol ok chad, oooooh boo hoo your biggest regrets involve girls huh? just f**k off and get some real problems

>>34541198
i was thinking about this recently. i thought dropping out of school twice and quitting a pretty good job etc were huge regrets of mine but they aren't. if i didn't go to school i wouldn't know that i -didn't- want to do those things. more of a learning experience i guess because if i never tried then i would be left wondering.

>>34541198
I wish I used a brick

>>34541696
youll grow up, kiddo, dont worry

>>34541198
Absolutely nothing. Every decision I've ever made was, at the time, the best decision I could've made with the information I had available to me.

>>34541731
It's too late, I've reached adulthood

>inb4 all the "your bones MIGHT keep growing until you're 25" memes

>>34541715
Just one girl, actually.
Hey, man - OP asked, I answered.

picking a shitty university in the South instead of going to Boston

>>34541198
being born

this is totally original

>>34542069
>Boston
>good universities
Pick

not killing myself when i had the chance. All i have done since that moment is burden others and cause pain.

>>34542154
>not killing myself when i had the chance.

kek, you make it sound as though you've become too powerful to stop yourself.

How have you burdened others?

>>34542117
responding to this faggot's post

>>34542184
mostly with my farts

>>34542184
Im not more powerful or anything autistic like that.
Its just a matter of a 0.5sec process and a 2 day process of buying a gun.

Simply by eating my family's food and going to college. Also ive hurt them a lot by being distant because i dont communicate with them at all.

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>>34541310
Well, lets face it. He would have found a way, with or without you. It wasnt you who kicked the fucken chair down, it was him who did it.

>>34541198
Not killing myself as a kid
It would have been inexplicable and I would have held onto my innocence. No one would bother to emotionally blackmail a kid.

>>34541198
Being too afraid to kill myself

Getting freaky with a relative.

>>34544625
Was she hot? If yes GG anon.

>>34544655
Attractive yes but not to me.

>>34544696
Good enough. Nice job lad.

Not taking better care of my teeth.

>>34541198
I didn't tell her I loved her and that we were both manipulated and instead laid dormant. Tfw Valerie isn't on here but you wish she was