Robots can't date robots

What is 2/10 hair? What makes it so bad? Was she balding?

>>34572525
Never combed. I don't think she owned one. It was long, frizzy af and looked like it belonged to hagrid.

>A literal chad comes on here, defiles our robots, and then insults our kinks
This shit made me M O N D O mad

>divorced
Not a robot, just a loser

>>34572564
Post about how mad you are on a Singaporean dust buster fetish image board

>>34572500
>Kris if you're reading this I'm sorry. We weren't sexually compatible.

You should be apologizing for airing this out in public, not for lack of adequate rape.

>>34572593
>Believing anything on this website
Y tho

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>>34572500
>"fit Chad on the outside"
>"batman obsessed"
>"recently divorced"
>"fucking chicks left and right"
>doesn't want to act out hentai scenes with girl who's super into it

What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm not saying all robots have to fit the NEET khv stereotype, but you genuinely don't belong here. You're a deluded normie.

Robots can date other robots, but robots sure as fuck can't date delusional robots who think they're robots. Two robots in that situation would be a fucking match made in heaven, you stupid normie bastard.

>>34572500
>normalfag whines because one girl who he still fucked didnt work out
>'im a robot guys'
Kill
Your
Self

>>34572630
I dunno it's anon enough that it won't lead back to her and questionable in the details enough that she may not know it's about her. Changed some shit. But she do post here

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>>34572500

kris, if you're on here, you are now have the moral authority to post a pic of OP so we can see just how much of a "fit chad" he is.

>>34572686
Idk man. Rapes not my thing.
I got some bad experiences with it in the past.

>>34572604
My best/only real friend has begun distancing himself from me due to us acquiring new interests and me becoming more and more introverted
>He like country while I like vaporwave
>He like ifunny while I like the 4th channel
>He watched movies while I watch podcasts
>He likes normal porn while I like 2D animango kids
>He doesn't have depression or a childhood I can relate to
>He isn't a complete loser
>He's now found a new friend who shares a lot of his own interests
He's better than me in every way and I can understand him moving past me but I've known him my whole life and being ditched like this is really setting me off

>>34572693

Yeah, but if the salient part is the rape fantasy part even if you changed all the other details SHE will know it's about her.

I'm not white knighting, I'm just saying it's douchey to break up with a girl then tell everyone about her kinks on a board she reads.

Then again, you are a self proclaimed chad, so what should we expect?

>>34572500
Liking batman doesn't make you a robot you fucking normalslime.

Having tons of relationships, having sex, and being fit and attractive and still being >boohoo poor me makes you a failednormie

killyourself

>>34572758
>ifunny
Drop him immediately and never look back.

>>34572686
Also, I'm definitely not a full fledged robot. I used the moniker robotish.
In college I wore a cape for the first semester because I thought it made me look mysterious. But I'm fit from military service and not entirely ugly. So I'm not entirely a robot. But off of normal at the very least.

>>34572861
no one here is going to comiserate with your "robotish" problems. It sounds like you have it pretty good. kys

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>>34572765
Yeah. Damn, now I feel like a dick even more.

>>34572917
That's not my point. I don't post here. I post over at fit.
I know she posts here and there's a chance she might know it's me. I just hope she takes the information and hates me a little less for it.

Also, anon. Next time you see me strike up a conversation. We can be bros.

>>34572821
I have more batman underwear than regular if that counts for anything. Most girls think I do it as a joke for them though.

>>34572965
Shut the fuck up, man. That's even more dickish of you.

You're semi-publicly calling out her behavior, with the additional step of unnecessarily using her name, in order to aleviate yourself of guilt, or at least mitigate it.

You're a douche.

>>34573032
What would you do in my situation? Legit asking.

>>34572500
Jacob? wtf???

>>34573083
Dubs so you know it's real.

>>34572500
Leave here and never come back with your "problems". Robots can never be "recently divorced". Go fuck yourself

>>34573124
Like I said not a real robot. Borderline maybe.

>>34573150
No, you're an attention whoring normalfag that needs to stick to normiebook.

>>34573181
Idk. Wasn't supposed to be a problem. Just kinda hoped she sees it for some closure.

>>34573053
>>34573053
What would I have done in your situation? Probably have been extremely happy. I'd love to have a girlfriend that was into acting hentai out and shared my interests.

What would I do if I wanted to end the relationship? Tell her my feelings then, instead of lying and being a little bitch and completely cutting off contact or dumping her without explanation.

What would I do if I were you now? I sure as fuck wouldn't have written this post, I'd try to get back in touch with her using her phone number that I'm sure you have, or her Facebook if she has one, or writing her a letter in the mail. If I couldn't get in contact with her, I'd just let bygones be bygones, and go on with my life and let her go on with hers. I sure as Hell wouldn't call her out semi-publicly for the world to read on a board that she likes.

That's just scummy. Bad call on your part.

>>34573212
I hope you do get a gf man. You're probably right. Let this post 404.

>>34572500

>fucking chicks left and right but too autismo to have a relationship
Just fuck off already you fucking cunt.

You're not one of us. Now leave.

>too autismo to have a relationship
>recently divorced

IT CAN'T BE BOTH YOU FUCKING IDIOT

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>>34572500
Breaking up with somebody via 4chan. What the fuck?

>>34572500
REEEEEEEEEEEE normie pls leave

>>34572500
>Robots can't date robots

You aren't a robot, you're a fallen chad. Chads can't date robots, we already know that.

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get off my board get off my board GET OFF MY BOARD FUCKING NOW YOU NORMIECUNT

>>34572500
Nice humblebrag, Chad.

Please die miserable and alone like the rest of us.

Also nice dubs.

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OP you are not a robot and neither is any female in the world, fuck off.

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>>34572500
>batman obsessed
>recently divorced
really makes you think

>>34572500
Reeee the fuck out of this board
REEEEEEEEEEE
YOU WERE NEVER ONE OF US
YOU ARE A CHAD, A FALLEN CHAD
I DON T GIVE A FK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34572500
>I still love you but I know I would have cheated on you eventually

how romantic of you, i can't see why you would ever have an issue holding down a relationship