why don't u have a gf (male) yet /r9k/?

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>>34598845
Because I am the gf (male)

>>34598859
post feet u slut

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>>34598869
n...no
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>>34598899
take those socks off

Can some fucking hoser post the rest of this

Because I'm not a faggot unfortunately.

'cus...

>shit physique
>boring tosser
>no money
>little formal education

My self esteem isn't great either.

>>34598845
Who is this, source?

>>34598859
nice boipuss

Trying to become one. Dick is too small to do anything substantial with and my self esteem/social skills are way too poor to garner the attention of a lady. Just need to lose weight, shave, and train my boipuss. Too bad I lack any motivation to do anything other than barely living and lurking this place.

>>34598845
Because I'm getting married, have already secured a job with a top firm, done well in education and about to move on in life.

It's time for me to be a total normie, I'm gonna miss being a robot though, I loved having nothing to do all day.

>>34599933
Good for you. now fuck off normie

>>34598869
Seconding this, post feet

>>34598845
Stop fucking posting this cringey faggot
He tries too hard to be sexy and fails at it
He wears what's basically a cheap halloween costume
His wig is trashy and obvious
He isn't even feminine at all
DELETE THIS

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>>34598845
>gf
>(male)
Pick one.
You homosexual.

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Because finding one is hard.
Finding one in my country is harder.
Charming one to be my bf is even harder.

They aren't just giving out Canadian cute boys you know?

One day I'll find that special someone! I know it~

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>>34598859
>>34598899
please MOAR
i'd orbit you, my dearest

>>34600064
I think the awkwardness is endearing. I'd push him into the bed, hike up his dress and take his boypussy before he could even get his glasses off.

So long as the wig stays on and he's shaved of course.

>>34598859
how does it feel to have achieved the perfect HUMAN form?
not male or female, this is the best hnngg

>>34598845
SAUCE?
I need a vid of this sexy faggot jerking off.
no homo

>>34598845
>why don't u have a gf (male) yet /r9k/?
too poor
too scared to talk to people

>>34600364
Neither, he's just trash and anyone who finds him attractive has trash taste

>>34600381
Ok so post a trap you think is better.

>>34600415
I don't have traps saved on my computer because I'm not a degenerate

>>34600415
bailey jay
>not originall

>>34600498
Bailey Jay is a plastic pumped trashman with a hideous face and a retarded haircut
You faggots need to get better taste

>>34600515
bailey is my trans-fu
talk shit, get hit, fucker

>>34600064
I think she is cute as fuck honestly

>>34598845
Sauce?
>i need to know who this boy is

>>34600592
>>34600598
trash taste
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>>34600631
>i have superior taste in mentally ill men

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>>34598845
>>34598859
>>34598869
>>34598899
>>34599748
>>34600019
>>34600364
>>34600617
>>34600592
>>34600498
>>34600415
>>34600381
>>34600364

Fuck off my board you disgusting degenerate mentally ill freaks

Get AIDS and die, shitdicks

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>>34600729
W-what anon-kun? Don't you like boi pucci?

>>34600890
Why is this not in English? :(

>>34598845
>2.webm
POST THE REST

>>34601076
I can search that for you, i dressed as the trap character once <3

>>34601274
Thanks that would be great. I bet you looked cute.

>>34601376
Here you go, sweetie.
https://nhentai.net/g/155390/

>>34601497
Thank you so much! <3

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>>34598845
Because God never gave me her

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>>34600117
What do you mean? It's okay if they're dressed girly, anon.

>>34601818
Shit taste desu. I was in a trap skype group with her and she would brag about sucking a bunch of random cocks at a club she'd frequent

>>34601929
Oh, I don't want her specifically. It was more of a example of the tier.

>>34598899
Now I'm hard.
Why the fuck do I keep coming here?

>>34601842
What is the sauce of this image?

I don't like when boys dress up as girls. I find it degenerate and a huge turn off. I prefer boys who look like boys, but young and cute.

>>34602258
Top tier Chinzurena's most recently translated work

https://nhentai.net/g/186146/

>>34602350
Thank you so much you're awesome

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>>34598845
>why don't u have a gf (male) yet /r9k/?
But I do have one.

>>34598859
>>34598899
>no face
You're just an ugly boy.

>>34602545
Can you just die? Thanks.

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>>34602685
That's a mean thing to say to someone, anon.

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>>34602969
If I can't have happiness, NO ONE CAN.

>>34603010
this
i legit want to murder someone and blow my fucking brains out already

even gf (males) have standards

>>34603399
find one w/ no self-esteem
t. hon with no self esteem

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Man I've been fapping to traps a lot recently. They get me super fucking hard for some reason. Wonder if my loneliness will drive me to go bi or full fag

>>34603399
This is true for the very passable and cute ones, which are the only ones robots seem to desire.
I've talked to plenty of girls (males) who want any kind of bf that would love them.

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I do. Been dating for a couple years now.
>tfw her penis is bigger than mine

>>34598845
I'm from Mexico and our traps are either monstrosities or look like some kind of whore model with huge fake tits instead of thin qts like that. White traps are top tier desu.

>>34603795
idk, i got a robo bf and i'm not passing or cute.

>>34603836
This is what I meant. That robots shouldn't only consider getting a very passing or cute gf (male) because they could have much better luck with more robot like gfs (males)

>>34603832
not as good as east asians

>>34603832
uhhh, some white ones fall into the monstrosity category.
t. one that falls in there
>>34603875
ooooooooo.
desu, i'm p sure that is was because i apparently fall into the pass category with angles and meme magic
could just be robots being nice too.

>>34603897
Honestly there's something about asian traps that just doesn't cut it for me, I don't know why.

>>34603905
Post pics.

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What's the best way to meet traps? I've been thinking about going to anime cons again and testing my luck

>>34598845
Could this nigger be trying any harder?

>>34603916
I met most of the ones I know through my gf (male). We met at a local game shop.

>>34598845
l'm not a homo

>>34603941
>game shop
>[current year]
do they still exist?

>>34603941
How passable are the ones you know?

>>34603978
FUCKING GAMESTOP threads were commonplace on /v/ just a few ye-
>It was actually around eight years ago
I've wasted my life

>>34601929

REEEEEEEEEEE!

Stop lying you roastie. Unicorntrap is pure waifu trap.

>>34603987
I don't think he means places like gamestop. You're only going to find normalfags there.
You should look at gameshops that have stuff like tabletop and card games.

>>34603978
Yeah. The local one I go to survives by catering to a more niche market. Figures (it's an official Goodsmile partner so you can order any of their shit right there), retro games, those consoles that can play carts or roms of a specific old console, system repair (I went in to get an old DS fixed), stuff like that. It's either that or EBGames out here, and the latter has devolved into walls of funkopop figures and a counter to pre-order the latest AAA garbage.
>>34603981
Depends. Some are pretty cute, but there are others that are just obviously skinny guys with long hair who put no effort into looking feminine. I've noticed from being around them that most of the cute ones have daddy issues and want to be loved/desired/given sexual attention by men, whereas the uglier ones were usually misfits with shit personalities who decided "maybe I'm just meant to be a girl and that's why I don't fit in".

>>34603992
Don't you just love glasses. Honestly the right pair of glasses can bring even a 10 to an 11.

>>34604011
Some of those are still around just like there are still hole in the wall comic book shops. I used to go to a card shop and they'd have tournies there every weekend.

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>>34604015
I'd love to get a cute trap if all it meant was having her call me daddy and constant fucking. My local /tg/ store is only filled with fat neck beards though

>>34604055
Mine's really into the daddy thing. That's what she calls me pretty much all the time. Not constant fucking because you gotta clean before anal, but there's a lot of general fooling around. After work I like to sit in a hot shower with a cold beer and sometimes I end up getting head in there too.
>My local /tg/ store is only filled with fat neck beards though
Mine too. I've only been a couple times because tabletop isn't really my thing. Had to pick up some stuff for my brother because he was busy. I'm more of a video game guy.

>>34603915
i don't have recent ones that aren't 0/10 lighting.
here's one that's p shit. idk a pic of me that isn't desu

>>34604089
Idk I'm getting a real "brush hair behind ear' kiss feeling from this pic

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>>34604088
Sounds like you got it made. How often to purely anal orgasms happen, or does that just exist in my hentai

>>34604133
i don't really see anything positive in it desu,

>>34604055
>>34604169
who is this? they are hot

>>34604175
Meh, I like what I like.

>>34598845
because i'm not that in to that sort of thing. i just like to fap to it.

>>34598845
Really need that source. I'm going to fap to this.

>>34604089
>file deleted
Life is suffering. Please repost, I'm the same Mexibot and I didn't even get to see it.

>>34604169
It can happen but it's pretty rare. I've seen one and it wasn't my gf it was in a threesome we had with a friend of hers

>>34604055
>>34604169
There's more of her? You are white and based anon

>>34600140

I fucking hate Justin Trudeau, fucking race traitor. I'm moving to America just for Trump.

>>34604298
Hmm, it still shows up for me. Here you go hermano.

>>34598845

Get sage'd degenerate scum

>>34604321
Eh, you're okay, I've honestly seen a lot of less woman-like girls just walking down the street.

>>34604336
Get cucked, fuccboi.

>>34604223

potatochan

>>34604232
teach me how to like it pls
>>34604321
delet this ;-;
>>34604338
fug.
idk, this positive shit just doesn't like happen for me.

>>34604385
By thinking like this >>34604338.
Being bi helps too. If they're cuter than some biogirls(growing up in nyc you see a LOT of uggos) and if I like it, I like it. Pretty simple.

I mean I'm not that much of a looker, I'm like a solid 6.5.

>>34604385
Just lose a some weight and keep working on that hrt. Your facial structure is good.

>>34598845
everyone hates me and always has hated me, so meh.

>>34604385

Done. I think. I've never deleted anything.

>>34604448
i was raised and still live here, when does it hit?
>>34604474
i'm trying to do that 2bh
irl my brow bone is p fucked..
>>34604528
thank you! <3

>>34604551
you're not ugly. i'd gf you if we thought somewhat alike

Looking for a boimaid to live with me rent free. In return, you cook, clean, wear cute outfits, and occasionally cuddle me. I also have fiber and will let you sit around and play video games as long as you do your chores.

Must be over 18.

>>34604608
>fiber
Real talk if I was girly I'd do this in a heartbeat because goddamn the internet's trash where I live. I could live with cooking and cleaning and having lots of gay sex if it meant good internet.

>>34604619
how would you look in a maid outfit?

>>34604667
Pretty terrible. I'm not a girly guy, I just like fucking them.

>>34604551
When you internalize the concept that ugliness doesnt discriminate based on gender. I mean have you seen some pornstars without their makeup. WEW LAD

>>34604582
I agree

>>34600140
You'll need to start by not calling her a bf

>>34604689
That sucks. Oh well, maybe you'll find a gf(male) who wants you for a butler.

>>34604775
I'm dating already, but it's really more me doing the providing. Can't complain too much, though. Sex is great, food's pretty good and I hate cleaning.

>>34598845
>tfw no diapered gf (male) that calls you daddy in her cute voice
>will never cuddle her and rub her benis through her diaps