>doctor said I'm banned from the hospital because I reached

>>34598728
ITT: Shit that never fucking happned

>burgerclaps would rather die or wait for a friend to come pick them up as they bleed out than let an ambulance take them to the hospital because their insurance won't pay for the ride and they can't afford the upwards of $5000 it will take for a ten minute drive

How the fuck is it that bad there?

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>>34598833
>free market
>bad

>obongocare or any similar programs
>good

>>34598728
Did they chop your foot off yet
That shit cracks me up

>>34598867
>be me
>insured by employer
>cost of health insurance is virtually nothing
Feels good to have a non cuck job

>>34598833
>be American
>cut wrist open while using shitty Chinese knife
>bleeding to death
>call 911, 911 operator asks for my insurance number
>can't remember where my insurance card is
>operator tells me she can't contact any of the authorities unless I have the proper insurance and tickets
>wild niggers break through my windows
>panic, tell her to contact the police
>remember I forgot to renew my police insurance
>get shot in the head, get my tv stolen
>die miserable and poor, but at least I'm not a damn socialist

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>>34598867
>believing the pharmaceutical companies' lies about the cost of producing a drug
>thinking deregulation is going to bring the market price back to equilibrium
Good goy, next we can deregulate the banks!

>tfw in medical field
>tfw fat fucks keep coming in with clogged arteries
>tfw cardiologists keep fixing them
>tfw one fat fuck in particular keeps coming in over and over
>tfw over the course of a few years he gets over 30 coronary artery stents
>tfw being an relentless fat fuck with zero self-control fucks his shit up again
>tfw he goes to a cardiac surgeon
>tfw surgeon tells him he can't get a bypass because there are too many stents and there's no place to graft the bypass vessels
>tfw he sues the cardiologist for saving his life 30 times over

Murrikan medical system ladies and gentleman

>>34598890
>be me
>live in country that has national healthcare
>cost of healthcare is virtually nothing
Feels good to live in a country that actually cares about it's citizen.

>>34598728
This is why I don't support the idea of "free" American healthcare, I know fatasses like OP would abuse it and live without consequences.

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>>34601655
>Abuse free healthcare
>By having heart attacks
whoah boyo

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>>34601576

>Free healthcare

Enjoy your high taxes and your shit tier healthcare. Some Euroanon posted here about being in hosptial for mental health and holy fuck are your places so shit tier

>>34601704
If he doesn't want heart attacks he ought to eat properly and exercise, but why bother if the docs will just revive him free of charge?

>>34601956
>why bother if the docs will just revive him free of charge
What is the hippocratic oath? People don't get fat and have heart attacks because people will bring them back to life dumb dumb that's literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Nobody enjoys having a heart attack, I heard it's extremely painful. Poor fat fucks can't help themselves.

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>jews control the banks
>pharma companies
>insurance companies
>we are cattle

Ho do I get rid of manboobs? serious question

>>34602128
Bench press and some cardio nigga

>>34598867
I know this is 4chan but u have to be retarded af if you think obamacare is not free market. Its literally a republican policy idea from the eighties

>>34599919
>haha I am so le funny xd im original!!!