/r9k/ Lets all just stop pretending for a moment shall we.

>>34630457
I have friends and social skills but I'm also 25, no degree, haven't had a job in years, live with my parents, etc.

>>34630457
Truish...

I am married with kids.

I have no job, and my wife is my only actual friend.

There are varying degrees of loser.

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>>34630457
This is my worst fear, anon. I don't want to feel alone, that nobody can empathize my awkwardness.

>>34630471
>>34630481

Calling BS on that, every r9k user I've ever met irl has been an absolute normie, usually the arty/trendy type, they only call themselves a loser because its 'ironic' or whatever.

>>34630457
Wrong, avoidant personality disorder, social anxiety, general anxiety, 24 yo virgin, no friends no job, no hopes goals ambitions absolutly nothing

>>34630526
I don't know how to prove this, but if it makes it make any more sense, I had to drop out due to an illness and between getting better and the resulting depression/anxiety from my illness (it might come back at any time) is why I'm still NEET.

>>34630501
r9k finished years ago but the culture of the board lives on, its blindingly obvious when you look at it.

>>34630457
I have a diagnosed personality disorder and am a virgin at 20. Have two IRL friends and do well in college though, but my stress fresh-hold is too low to hold down part time work in addition to college. Live with my parents. It genuinely angers me when normalfags can't comprehend how many losers there are out there and just assume it's all satire. ree etc.

I got dumped a week ago but i do have everything else listed here.
4chan is the normiest of chans.
>in half an hour i'm going out with friends.

t. Normie

>>34630540

"omg, im such a loser, i ever post on this weird internet board which you probably haven't heard of, im surprised all these girls even date me lol"

- you irl

>>34630457
i have one irl friend and shes a lesbot.
i do have a lot of potential romantic partners, however most are robots too.
im on neetbux as i go to school. i live with my grandparents and pay them rent, i talk to them regularly.
btw, its my birthday. im offically legal to browse this board.

>>34630526
Why on earth would I eant to meet anyone on r9k in real life?

There's your problem right there. Anyone who wants to meet wants to show off their "loserness", and isn't ashamed of it. Jesus, I would never -tell- anyone I visited this shit hole.

>>34630627
How are you on neetbux at 18 while living under someone

I've only had 1 girlfriend my entire life who was even more of a loser than me.

After we broke up 6 months ago, I literally haven't spoken to a single person.And I'm in uni.

>>34630627
you sound like such a fraud

>>34630627
>neetbux
>goes to school
>female "bot"
>romantic partner "robots"
I don't think you understand what this term means

>>34630627
this post actually elicited a groan from me good job

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>>34630457
>has gf
>is robot

Pick one

>>34630457
4chan was never "underground". Kill yourself for ever having thought this.