Here's your pizza, bitch. That'll be $18.99, plus tip.

Fuck off. I'm vegan.

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>>34630352
you're such a fucking faggot holy shit

>>34630343
>gives delivery guy 23$
Thanks myman.

>>34630343
it's Denmark here, I paid online, give me my pizza here you stupid fuck

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>>34630343
Here's your 18.99$
And you want just the tip? I wanted to put the whole thing in.

>>34630343
19$ for this?
in which fucking country

>>34630343
How about u close the fucking pizza box

>19$
>for pizza
>in my country
>and wants a tip

I've read that pizza places keep a track on who gives tips. Is this true? What if you pay for the pizza with a card but tip cash and the driver lies about getting a tip?

>>34630630
give me a tip. now.

>>34630343
>delivering a pizza an an open box and without the heat trapper
I think the price has just been reduced to $0, I will also be contacting the management about your shoddy service.

>>34630654
Throw the mechakoopas back at Bowser

>>34630343
Do people actually request a tip?

How rude

>>34630672
I'm not leaving your property.

Lol, you can buy whole AAA game for 20$ in my country. No way I would pay so much for the food. It's like 2 days wage even for normies.

>>34630343
That's one sorry excuse for pizza. Just cheese and some pepperoni slices. Worth five bucks tops.

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>>34630343
>insults me
>expects a tip

what?

>>34630343
>calls me a bitch

I admire your courage. Here's $30.

>>34630648
>the driver lies about getting a tip?
Drivers aren't allowed to do that. If drivers fail to report their tip amounts accurately, they can either be reprimanded, fired, and/or recieve a notice for attempted tax evasion.

t. wagecuck at a pizza place

>>34631866
>drivers aren't allowed to do that
but it still must happen, right?

>>34631888
Yeah, it still does. And when they're caught, they're either reprimanded or fired, depending on the amount they kept secret.

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>ordered a pizza
>qt voice on phone was really nice
>wait about 30 minutes
>its a qt indian girl with a big ass at the door with my pizza
>pay her, didnt try to strike up any conversation

she looked really nervous and confused, so either this was her first delivery or I was that autistic. either way, ill never see that qt delivery woman again.

>>34631913
She was probably aroused beyond words for some reason.

>>34630343
I don't do socialism, sorry.

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>>34631941
yeah, lets go with that

>>34630343
Here's $19, keep the change.

>>34631913
>ill never see that qt delivery woman again.
Order pizza again?

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>>34632046
>Oh Chad! Can you take this order, the neckbeard at this address makes me feel really uncomfortable

>>34632046
I ordered there a few times after that but I never got the girl to deliver it

>>34630714
You can call it my castle, and this is my .45 caliber knight

>>34631910
But how would they get caught

>>34632180
write that as a note if possible

"i want that indian thot to deliver my pizza"

>>34630343
I have no clue how tall I am since I haven't been to a doctor that measures your height in a long time, but I notice every time a pizza guy delivers they TOWER over me. I never leave the house so I forget how tall I am to others. These pizza guys are making me paranoid. I don't remember being short.

>>34630343
>Hands him a 20
there you go bro. Thanks

>>34632385
>$1 tip

If you ever order from them again you can expect to find spit on your pizza.

>>34632214
After every run a driver makes, they must deposit all the cash they received with their manager. Before the driver goes to make a new run, the manager gives them back $20 for change. Every driver has to give back the money they received before they're allowed to make another run.

When the driver gives his money back to the manager, the manager counts the money they received from the driver. The manager counts how much money was received from orders, how much the driver claimed as tips, and how much money is left over from the $20 in change. If the money doesn't add up, they'll know that something is up.

>>34630352
Heres your fucking grass pizza bitch.

>>34632573
>you can expect to find spit on your pizza.
And he can expect to get fucking fired.

>>34630343
Here's a tip chief fuck off kindly hands over a Washington for your trouble good sir

I had some nigger from dominoes drive up blasting rap music the other day

Took my pizza and slammed the door.

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>>34631853
>calls you what you are
>insulting you
better get that tip ready, hurry up now i don't have all day

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>>34635670
hey you
let me

>>34630343
First of all...
Where are my hot wings?

Second, I ALWAYS order a small, personal pan pizza. Eating a large is just unhealthy and waste of money when I can get full from just wings and small pepperoni.
Im not paying for this

I do not like your tone sir. good day.
[shuts door, no tip for you)