How to get a qt fat hairy fembot gf, /r9k/?

First get fit
Second practice talking to people in general
Third start putting yourself out there, you need to say where you live for any fembot to be interested in you. If she's from NY and is afraid of commitment she wont talk to you unless you are from the UK or something like that. The ""logic"" makes no sense.

>>34632839
Get ripped.

Even Chad is going after these types of girls now.

>>34633244
>First get fit
>>34633244
>Get ripped.

Uh, what? I don't want a female bodybuilder, I want a fat lazy slob like the OP pic.

>>34633294

And they want, and due to their vagina can demand, fit/attractive guys

>>34633321
But I don't want a shallow whore either, I want a nice girl.

>>34633356
Nice girls still have initial feelings of attraction and they want someone who looks decent. Which if you're on r9k.... well fix what you can. Your face is probably goofy but the body can be improved.

>>34633443
Are you saying that women are physically unable to feel attraction to someone who doesn't look like the mainstream ideal of beauty?

Sounds a bit misogynistic, like they're robots or subhumans or something, surely they have brains and can think for themselves. I'd like one like that.

>>34633488
>physically unable
I'm saying that it would help your chances, dunce

Have fun holding yourself back

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Shit be me..

>>34633571
post more under trip

>>34633571
Wew. 10/10 would cuddle and whisper sweet nothings with

>>34633571
you're not that fat. If you're not a total uggo you could probably land a decent dude.

>>34633838
Not if i don't go outside at all m'dude. I only go outside for education (1 full day and 2 half days), grocery or family visits. Don't talk to much people..

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>Fat
Yes
>Hairy
No
Body Hair on women is disgusting, it's a masculine trait and I don't want my women to look hairy. I want then to look soft and smooth an round

>>34633571
fat guy in a bra. your chest is shaved.

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>>34634037
Ok...
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (9.52% content).

>>34634207
>>34633571
Please stop camwhoring in my thread, go to /soc/ for that shit. No one wants a camwhore for a gf.

>>34634230
Yeah sorry, didn't really wanna post more after >>34633582. I'll stop now...

>>34632839
>be skinny
> be into """alt""" music
>be at least 6.5/10

That's what I did and I got myself a cute fat gf.

>>34633294
>>34633356
You understand that getting fit instantly raised you up at least 3 points right?
Having a fit body can transform a 4/10 uggo into a 7/10 qt. ALL women love a ripped body, even the fat ones.

Fat women will be easier to get anyways, but if you're ripped then there is really no excuse why you aren't slaying 6+ fat qts a day.

>>34634739
But I genuinely do not want a shallow whore. Not even a little bit. I'm sorry, I can't into that type of character at all. I want someone who is intelligent enough not to fall for the mainstream bullshit.

>>34634230
>No one wants a camwhore for a gf

Speak for yourself, you ass.

>>34634627
What is alt music?

>>34634772
I was speaking for myself and my headmates thank you very much, who is to say that the outer world even exists?

>>34633356
Then you might as well give up your search because even if you lower your standards to OP pic youre still only going to find money grubbing whores

>>34633904
May I intervene and say that all body hair is disgusting, regardless of gender?

>>34632839
ewww anon
if you mean you are willing to date girls like Shrek 2 in the op pic then you should reevaluate your life choices

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>>34634848
Oh, I would "lower" my standards to much "worse" than that.

But if you claim all women are like that, what's the point of living at all? Surely it can't be true.

>>34634799
>What is alt music?
ah yes the alternate genre is composed of lively tunes played by black people with trumpets and theres also a blind guy with a piano

>>34634986
there is no point laddie
we come from nothing and we return to nothing.

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>>34634739
>fat
>qt
anon.....

>>34633571
>>34634207
I like these pics fatty

>>34632839

>qt
ok sure
>fat
ok
>hairy
why tho

>>34633902
Are you in Austin?

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>>34636315
>>hairy
>why tho
Because.

>>34632839

>qt
>fat and hairy

You're a gross person, anon.

>>34637281
is that a crossdresser or a trans "woman"? nice nips either way.

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>>34637421
It's just a fat hairy qt, don't be mean.

>>34637355
>tfw no gross qt to be gross with

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>>34632839
Don't. Those are the type of bitches that scream red flags and insecurities.
Source: Dated 3 of them

>>34638569
>Dated 3 of them
H O W
O
W

>>34638814
Put my throwaway contact info out there. Made sure I described myself whenever a girl seemed likely. Trial and error.

>>34639200
Well, what's your description? Were they from /r9k/?

>>34633571
>>34634207
Where are you from?

originaling post

>>34639636
Almost 6', athletic, personality is very accepting and hobbies other than just vidya

>>34636490
>>34639677
No, Uk.
Reason why i have such less schooltime is because the stuff i do is practical..

>>34639784
W-would you talk to someone not from the UK?

>>34639881
Sure what's your email..
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34639968
[email protected]

Here's a throw-away. Send me an email to that, or if you want any extra contact details like Skype or Kik or whatever