>my oneitis actually agreed to over and watch Inside Out with

>>34711581
I hope the night ends with you turning her guts inside out with your dick

why such a normie movie?

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Have some drinks and roll with it. Just don't build up expectations and suffer if things don't go your way. Women are illogical.

Be relaxed, affectionate and laid back and don't freak if she drops the "let's just be friends meme". Women don't even know what they want and aren't conscious of their intentions. Act distant if the situation demand it and she may end up liking you more.

Again don't question it, women don't have reasoning capacities. They operate through feels.

>>34711581
>Inside Out
Are you 12?

>>34711702
It's a movie about being inside a prepubescent girl. I thought 4chan would love it.

In all seriousness though, I like that movie so I thought having something familiar would help ease me out. It's a normie movie isn't it? What would you reccommend?

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Catch her with the ol' awkward giggle and inching-closer shit
If she wants to kanoodle you'll know

>>34711737
Not watching something aimed at children. She probably thinks you're her gay best friend or some shit. She probably sent that heart because you're the sensitive guy friend that totally gets her. Watch something meant for adults if you're an adult.

>>34711702
>I only watch films /tv/ consider "kino"

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>>34711737

You can't be this autistic.

>inside out a normie movie
Yeah, for normie 10 year olds.
Just find some horror movies, chicks like that shit.

>>34711581
>Inside Out
Youre gonna cry in front of her.

As the normies say, Netflix and chill.

>>34711737
Its about depression you dumb fuck

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>>34711759
What does that mean, dad?

>>34711803
horror movies are cliche "I wanna bone you" movies.

>>34711779
What movie would you reccommend

>>34711813
>tfw scenes with a stable, loving family make you miss something you've never had


>>34711847
how do you do that?


Thanks for the responses everyone. Here's a rare pepe.

>>34711781
List of reasons to watch Inside Out if you're an adult: You're a movie critic who has to review the movie, you have a child who wants to see the movie, you're gay, or you're a woman.

So you and OP must either be gay or women, hell maybe you're both gay and a woman.

>>34711702
Pixar is for all ages dude. And women love those kinds of movies

>>34711865
I would recommend choosing something from the drama or critically acclaimed section of Netflix. If the movie Bronson is still on Netflix, it comes highly recommended.

>>34711865
she either inches close to you, thighs touching is good, you get them dokidoki's
or she maintains a certain distance from you,
Just don't try and move too quickly, give each movement time to set in otherwise she feels pressured or uncomfortable
I'm rooting for you, son
make me proud

>>34711903
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, just like how My Little Pony is for all ages and sexes :^)
See this post >>34711882. It explains the only circumstances that you should watch a children's film.

>>34711581
just watch movie, hang out, talk and let stuff progress naturally. don't worry about it.
pick a time to depart, say you ought to be getting to bed soon or something similar to end the date (if she doesn't first).

also this post is really cute and i smiled at it.

>>34711658
>Women don't even know what they want

>>34711581
>I don't even know what I want.

ONLY WOMEN DON'T HAVE REASONING CAPACITIES, GUYS.

>>34711865
Well, they kinda have to be wanting sex. Maybe next time with her depending how how this goes.

>>34711581
OP does her name begin with 'N' by any chance?

>>34711779
i would love a guy to watch cartoons/"children's" movies with me. these are considered "family" movies though. stuff classed as "childrens" is a different genre. family movies are usually made to be "safe" for children, but still have elements that will appeal to/entertain adults so they can be watched as a family.
most girls i know also really appreciate these sort of movies, because they are innocent and pleasant and have little content to disagree with. all around good comfy feels.

Guys the movie doesn't fucking matter. If the girl is interested and OP does things right they could be watching whatever, it's just an excuse to have sex. A pretext. You're not supposed to actually watch it.

>>34712012
No, S

>>34712015
thanks for the advice. I'm going for the bee urself meme and this is literally the kinds of movies I watch. As a femanon, would you have any general tips for me?

>>34712028
> it's just an excuse to have sex
Are... are you serious?

>>34712015
That's because women are shallow creatures and can't develop anything but a less-than-surface level interest in any subject other than sex, clothes, drugs/alcohol, and makeup.

>>34711973
Read>>34711882


Also GFTO you toastie roastie

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>>34712028
>You're not supposed to actually watch it
IVE BEEN WRONG THSU WHOLE TIME
but really i brush that shit off if the movie is good enough

>>34712028
>it's just an excuse to have sex.
this is why you fail with girls.
your immediate though to everything is sex. you reduce them to a prostitute that you don't have to pay. you have no interest in intimacy or relating to another human, only sex and lust.
girls want to connect with you and plan their life out with you, sans dysfunctional sluts that will eventually betray you.

>>34712057
Aaah! Well best of luck friendo!

>>34712028
A beta male orbiter asks a girl to watch a children's movie with her. Her response is awwww he's so sensitive and such a good friend. He knows when a girl needs a good cry.

A chad asks a girl to watch a children's movie with her. Her response is wtf are you gay?

The movie matters. If she knows before hand it is Inside Out, OP is fucked in any romantic sense.

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>>34712057
orgot to include a pleasant pepe

>>34712098
OP here, am I seriously fucked? I invited her specifically for Inside Out.

>>34712082
This is what my normie friend told me.

But then I netflix and chill'd once. We didn't watch the movie past five minutes. I watched the movie myself later out of curiosity and it was crap.

>>34712098
Not necessarily, if they know each other well enough it could be a mutually appreciated flick, and there's enough bullshit sentimentality in there that allows for feelings to be feeled
Or maybe she ends up with a total fucked sense of self and that movie brings it to the surface and it turns into 'anon I can be myself around you, I feel like I like like you, can I stay the night'

>>34712057
>As a femanon, would you have any general tips for me?

depends on the girl, desu. each girl will desire different things from a guy and you just have to get to know her to see what she likes, what her mannerisms are, etc. the only universal thing i can give is just to be nice/pleasant. don't interrupt her when she is speaking if you can help it, but don't stay silent constantly thinking it will be good if you only listen. you both have to contribute. talk about stuff you actually enjoy/are interested in. listen to the stuff she tells you and respond organically.

>>34712059
nah man, i have interests i can go full autismo into and have little to no interest in the subjects you listed. you've just gotten conditioned to the bitter outlook r9k fosters. i'm sorry.

>>34712130
>But then I netflix and chill'd once. We didn't watch the movie past five minutes.

and how did that turn out? was it a functional, lasting relationship?

>>34712177
>functional, lasting relationship
>implying this exists

You know nothing of normie life you buffoon.

>>34712194
2 years ongoing here. have friends that are married, in long lasting relationships, etc. none of them started their relationship off on the foot of lust and sexual immorality. they to to know and appreciate each other first.

not insulting other people and adopting a more pleasant attitude may get you pretty far, anon.

>>34712177
Nah, I'm too weird to keep the normie facade for too long. She asked me to be her boyfriend at one point, but she dumped me eventually.

>>34712098
I got a blowjob from my gf while we watched fantastic mr. fox.

>>34712177
>functional relationship
Thats not what netflix and chill is for you idiot

>>34712333
I like that movie. should we watch that?

>>34712244
>not insulting other people and adopting a more pleasant attitude may get you pretty far, anon
It's not gonna make me talk to humans so whats the point?

>>34712443
no, you have to talk to humans. but if you talk to humans like that, they will reject you because you are behaving in a hostile way, which is perceived as threatening. this reinforces you to not talk to humans, because the outcome is negative for you. if you behave in a way that prompts them to respond positively, you are positively reinforced and become conditioned to interacting with humans as a positive experience.
you are a dog that needs to be desensitized and socialized.

>>34712424
the OP seems interested in netflix and "chill" as in actually netflix and chill, not netflix and fuck.
not every instance of watching a movie/having an activity with a girl is the premise of a porno.

>>34712616
>no, you have to talk to humans
There arent any humans in my room right now and I wont need to leave it in the near future so what are you talking about?

>>34712616
>you are a dog that needs to be desensitized and socialized.
Yeah but I also have "free will" so thats never gonna happen

>>34712677
you're talking to me. i am a human.

>>34712442
Absolutely! It's got a raunchier sense of humor and it's more mature than Inside Out. 110% recommend it over Pixar.

>>34712724
Lol I knew this shit was coming. The only reason I'm comfortable posting here is because I dont consider anyone here a human being.

>>34712787
that doesn't make them not human though, so, you know.
you could easily become more amiable towards online people and make friends, develop better social mannerisms through them, receive boosted confidence in your ability to interact with humans, etc. and those would carry over to when you eventually do or have to interact with humans in the flesh.
but it is very easy to stagnate in comfort and familiarity and continue with negative behavior, and many people choose to.

>>34711581
Not OP but hypothetically, how do you transition to sex if you're watching a movie with a girl. Do you silently start taking off your clothes and hope she follows suite? Or do you ask her verbally to have sex?

>>34712871
Not him but go you're shitting up this board

>>>>>>reddit
>>>>>>tumblr
>>>>>>facebook

its east

>>34712932
how is taking interest in someone's problems shitting up the board?
oh no, someone is being nice and personable on r9k, blasphemy.

>>34712871
>you could easily become more amiable towards online people and make friends,
How? Give me tips

>>34712999
Fuck off you condescending prick. I dont want your help

>>34712651
Fuck off you roastie bitch

>>34713029
don't insult people, for starts. ie: calling someone a buffoon (although that's a sorta amusing one, don't hear "buffoon" much and it's terribly mild).

also don't act like this >>34713053
just don't be aggressive, you know? you can disagree with people and express your disagreement, but it is generally received poorly when you frame it aggressively. people don't like being around people that treat them as an inferior.
there was a book i've read, though it wasn't that useful to me, that i've seen other people from here recommend: http://images.kw.com/docs/2/1/2/212345/1285134779158_htwfaip.pdf
may not be helpful to you, but maybe it will be.

>>34711581
>make her comfortable
>once comfortable, make her laugh and enjoy herself
>once she's enjoying herself start to go for some physical contact
>when she's happy and embracing the physical contact go for a kiss when the time is right
Hardest part is knowing the right moments to move to the next phase. If you fuck up and go too early you'll ruin it. If you go too late you're wasting time and risk her losing interest.

>>34713264
I am asking what to say you fucking dumb cunt.

kill her, hide the body. dubs confirm

>>34713337
what to say in what situation?
there is no standard "say this, in every situation".

>>34713264
But they are? Am I supposed to lie all the time? What happened to JUST BE YOURSELF? ALSO what in the fuck makes you think I'd talk irl like I talk online? English isnt even my first language for starters.

>>34713363
Then you cant help me.

>>34713370
Forgot the quote
>people don't like being around people that treat them as an inferior.

Inside Out isn't very good.
Choose something better.

>>34713370
they're not inferior. you really can't weight the value of humans. usually people that view others as inferior to them have some form of cluster b type disorder/mentality, and their need to posit themselves as superior comes from that lack of innate self-worth.

you'll adapt similar mindsets regardless of where you're communicating. if you start to treat people as equally human as you are and appreciate them online, this viewpoint will carry over elsewhere regardless of language.

>>34713404
>Then you cant help me.
i'm sorry.

>>34713480
Oh *I* cant? wow whats next?

>>34713518
"you" as a general thing.
how do you--how does any person--objectively measure the overall value of an individual person?

>>34713480
>i'm sorry
No youre not, faggot. Fuck off if you can't help me.

>>34713264
This whole text is framed in the most condescending holier-than-thou tone I've ever seen. You're the worst person to give advice on how to be friendly I bet you're a dick irl.

>>34713559
>objectively measure the overall value of an individual person?
Looks, intelligence, education, income etc. are you a cuck or trolling?

pixar gets my baby maker all bothered

>>34713620
Well he's on the internet. What did you expect? Genuinely friendly people are out being friendly with other people.

>>34712128
try it out and don't overthink faggot

>>34713620
i am sorry this is how you view it, it isn't my intention. i like when i offer advice to people and it actually helps them, so i keep doing it. i am usually told that i am nice/friendly/motherly irl, just "weird".

>>34713633
so you can measure individual traits, but how do you measure their entire being? do you measure every single trait, down to the tiniest one? i do not believe it is possible to measure human value, only specific traits that an individual may be better/worse at.

>>34711865
Watch end of evangelion, chicks dig anime

>>34711882
>He let's arbitrary societal norms dictate what he's allowed to consume

Wow, yeah. Way to show me how to be a man, Champ!

>>34711581
Femanons, why would a woman agree to come over and watch a movie with you? Does she expect literally a movie or does she want penis?

>>34714790
It depends if you're attractive or not

In all seriousness she obviously likes you if she wants to watch a movie one-on-one. But if she does this with a bunch of other guys she's a whore

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>>34714790
>why
Personally I wouldn't expect anything but a film, nor do I really know anybody that wouldn't do the same.

>>34711581
Feed her. The quality of the food determines the quality of the conversation, which determines other more physical and interesting things.