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Oh yeah, I forgot to link to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nomic

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>>1017619
You're terrible at this, faggots

1 (i): Rules marked (i) are immutable and must be changed to (m), mutable, before being modified.
2 (m): With each post the poster must modify, create, make immutable or mutable, "or completely ignore" ONE rule.
3 (m): Newly created rules are (ma) mundane.
4 (i): Posters must post the entire new text of the rule that they are modifying.
5 (m): Posts cannot create or modify rules that would result in it being impossible to post all of the existing rules in one post.
6 (m): All posts must contain a self-drawn image continuing the wizard's story.
7 (m): Posters must be rude to each other.
8 (m): Posters must end their sentences with the word "Faggot"
9 (m): Whenever one of you motherfuckers gets dubs, the Wizard gains 1 MP.
10 (m): All you dicksucking posters need to engage in self-deprecating tripfaggotry.
11 (m): All text between spoilers does not need to follow any of the stupid rules.
12 (i): Every post must include all of the numbered rules, with the modifications to the rules surrounded by quotes.
13 (ma): Rule modifications only come into effect after the post changing them.
14 (ma) All posters that use spoilers to escape the rules automatically become the biggest faggots
15 (ma) Whenever a post ends in 6, that faggot becomes the target, and must be killed by the other players
16 (ma): Mundane rules can all be modified at the same time by the wizard, at such a time that the wizard is allowed to do so by a different rule than this one.
17 (ma): A poster may roll a 6 sided die with their post and gain QuestYen equal to the rolled amount.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>1018161
At least make it sensible, faggot!

Ignoring rule #6 since I have a superior trackball mouse, you jealous faggot.

1 (i): Rules marked (i) are immutable and must be changed to (m), mutable, before being modified.
2 (m): With each post the poster must modify, create, make immutable or mutable ONE rule. "Alternatively they may list ONE rule to completely ignore."
3 (m): Newly created rules are (ma) mundane.
4 (i): Posters must post the entire new text of the rule that they are modifying.
5 (m): Posts cannot create or modify rules that would result in it being impossible to post all of the existing rules in one post.
6 (m): All posts must contain a self-drawn image continuing the wizard's story.
7 (m): Posters must be rude to each other.
8 (m): Posters must end their sentences with the word "Faggot"
9 (m): Whenever one of you motherfuckers gets dubs, the Wizard gains 1 MP.
10 (m): All you dicksucking posters need to engage in self-deprecating tripfaggotry.
11 (m): All text between spoilers does not need to follow any of the stupid rules.
12 (i): Every post must include all of the numbered rules, with the modifications to the rules surrounded by quotes.
13 (ma): Rule modifications only come into effect after the post changing them.
14 (ma) All posters that use spoilers to escape the rules automatically become the biggest faggots
15 (ma) Whenever a post ends in 6, that faggot becomes the target, and must be killed by the other players
16 (ma): Mundane rules can all be modified at the same time by the wizard, at such a time that the wizard is allowed to do so by a different rule than this one.
17 (ma): A poster may roll a 6 sided die with their post and gain QuestYen equal to the rolled amount.

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She was asleep or knocked out both time so she didn't know. You went on a few adventure and met a new cutie named Ashley and started a strange family with the both of them. Now you're trying to start a harem with Ashley, Jesse, and the guardian. You just need to convince Ashley now how do you do this?

>>1016964
Ask her how she feels about polygamy/polyamory in a casual talk about some show you watched about mormons and muslims.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>1018366

> And Barbeque Sauce! We can't forget the skillful application of Barbeque Sauce!

Rolled 58, 33 = 91 (2d100)

>>1018643
Faction: Research storm magic(currently at 6.5)
Council: I will send an expedition to map out Hajatas and look for the storm dragons Also make contact with the Haja ogres

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>1018643

Faction: Stormbeast House
The Stormbeast house are a cadet brach of the Dragonfist Dynasty (originally the Mutt Clan), they used to be a band of goblins and humans raised on the the streets of Dragon's Tomb that turned into farmers thanks to Mutt Dragonfist. The Mutt, an urchin turned soldier managed to kill a dragon with one punch allowing his clan and his dynasty to be respected among the Roggarians. The Stormbeast Family isn't the richest nor the most powerful but they still are respected after all this years due the continuous effort of many members of the family: They produce tons of food due thanks to their priestly hunters,farmers and tamers; Muttville, the Fortress island is still an essential river port of Roggar and all the temples that exist around in their feudal lands make their land a place that all adherents to the pantheon need to visit at least once in their lifetime. The last Dragonking of the Family was one of the last pure blooded heirs to Mutt the first and with his death the cadet branch the Stormbeasts took over the feudal lands.


Towns:
-Muttvile(Trading Center, fortress island)
Temple of Divata
-Vahkrin (farms,marble)
Temple of Drana
-Smokyton (farms)
Temple of Zemel
-Altodomio (Farms)
Temple of Ezdar
-Krasia (Jointly with house Erden)

Millitary:
-Order of the Dragon
-4000 Stormbeasts soldiers
-Fork Millitia
-Mutt's blood and the occasional dragonpunch

Misc:
-Hospitals in major cities of the Fork
-Many, many horses
-Mutant wolves
-Raptors (raised on the Whitevayne and Godric isles)
-Marriages with the Godrics,Erden, Whitevaynes, the red stallion centaurs and the Divata daughters


Faction Project: Create a Great Forge in Muttville

>B.Culture & religion

>>1018643
Faction: Roggar War Council
Troops: Praetorian Guard, Professional soldiers, Citadel Reservists, Battle-Magi.
Sub-factions: War Smiths, Siege engineers, Praetorian Guard, Machinists, Mages.
Assets: The Citadel (Smithies, Forges, Barracks, Workshop, Massive training facilities, Large supply stores) Praetorian Guard, Minotaur centaury, Professional soldiers, Citadel Militia.
Dragon Watch
Ownership of Revna (Forges, Workshops, Temple to Abagar, Secular Magic Academy, Research Labs (Botany, Agriculture, Animal Breeding, Medicine, Magic, Chemistry), Feinnish artworks) Vanguards of Knowledge,
Partial ownership of victory (Tailors, Craftsman, Glassblowers, Painters, Artist, Masons, Engineers, Architects) Stone Walls.
8 Villages
Knowledge: demon blades, tactics and strategies combating numerous foes over the centuries level 5 Nature Wind Fire level 4 Spatial magic

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Lisa sits down on your rock and shows her back to yours.
Your only guess as to why she did this is that she couldn't keep herself from frowning at the hollow in front of her any longer.
Well at least she was decent enough to try.

''So...
You look like shit. What happened there?''

''What do you mean?"

"The headache, the fact that you and the monster zoned out at the same time.
What aren't you telling us?"

"Nothing...
Well, nothing that'd concern you."

"I'll be the judge of that."

With a sigh of exasperation you begin speaking.
"Well... I might have forced myself into the boys "Inner world" or whatever you shinigami call that place."

"Bullshit!"
Her reaction is immediate but she quickly silences herself.
"I mean... That should be impossible."

You draw Basilisco and swipe it to the side to show it to Lisa.
"I've done this once before so it's very much possible.
I'm capable of altering things at a fundamental level, especially if I focus my reiryoku on it.
So when I begin concentrating on a zanpakuto they begin to change. And since your weapons are living beings, for some reason, they try and stop me the only way they can."

"By forcibly pulling you in..."
She mutters to herself.

You nod and then sheathe your sword.
''A scientist I know speculates that it might be an involuntary, unconscious act.
Like how animals fight infection the only way they can, by raising their temperature and hoping the foreign entities die first.''

Lisa pauses for a few moments.
The silence makes it almost possible for you to hear the cogs turn in her head.
"A hollow that can alter a shinigamis sword...
I don't like the sound of that..."

"If it makes you feel better I only ever did this once before and I'm not too keen on making this a habit."

"It's not that... It just sounds too freakin' familiar to me..."

You perch up a bit.
"You mean how you got your masks?"

"How did you-"

"That one time I did this... The guy ended up with a mask, just like you folks."

Lisa stands up and quickly draws her blade to your neck.
"Explain!"

You shrug.
"It's just a coincidence.
I wasn't aware you people even existed."
Then after that you put up your hands and stand up slowly.
To your surprise Lisa doesn't try to cut you down immediately.
"Now I have a question.
How did you become these... visoreds?"

Her expression doesn't change.
"It's nothing that concerns you."

"You'd be surprised.
Mind if I make a guess? Aizen?"

This time she visibly gets shaken.
"So... You know Him?
This just confirms my suspicion then!"

You raise an eyebrow at her.
"Are you even aware of the fact that he's dead?"

Her sword shakes a bit.
"W-what?"

"It's true.
And if you liked that I've got something even better."

>I killed him
>I probably hate him more than you do
>I can probably revert what he did to you
>Other? (write-in)

>>1018439
>>I killed him

>>1018439
>>I killed him

You recognized most of what they were playing. Tank crewmen of Strossvald were a rather diverse sort, coming from many backgrounds from the poorest paupers to personal servants of nobility, but they all shared an appreciation for gambling. Gambling games between soldiers was hardly exclusive to tank crewmen, but the human element of the panzer forces seemed particularly fond of such things. Wherever there are more than one set of crews around with down time, one can find a multitude of games being played, cards being dealt by one vehicle while dice are rolled in an old wooden bowl by another; in the absence of the usual game pieces soldiers will even resort to a simple game called King’s Head Dice, where six pfennings are used in place of dice.

The stakes of these games are almost never high. Tank crewmen usually sent their pay home, thusly not often having enough money at hand to make the games much more than ways to pass the time. Common bets were pocket change, candy, and in times of war, trophies and loot. Games over the latter are the highest stakes ever get, as much of tankers’ pay is sent home. The games over these are thus the most exciting, as most tankers do not see enough battles in their time of service to pick up much in the way of trophies, due to the brevity of Sosalian wars.

Of those you saw before you who were not gambling, a surprising amount were reading. The few that spoke with one another were speaking of rather complex subjects, considering the common background they supposedly came from. Many were quite young, as well; around your age.

The ones who were reading or otherwise idling without purpose seemed to keep far away from the gaming circles. Any low cheers of a small victory of chance would prompt a distasteful glance from a few.

You spied a few faces among them that were hauntingly familiar. They had been somewhat roughened, you could foggily discern, but if you were to get closer you were sure you could recognize them from some place.

>Visit one of the gambling circles
>Approach some readers
>Find some hopeless sack
>Walk on
>Other

>previous threads pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UagT0hnh
>twitter for announcements is @scheissfunker

>>1015897
>Visit one of the gambling circles
Try for the gamblers, play and chat and see what slips.

>>1015897
>Approach some of the familiar faces and try to remember them.
>But cover us up somehow so they don't also recognize us.
>And hide Malachi from them, he's very memorable.

>>1023652
Ignore that its dimly lit and fantasize about catgirls with huge tiddies on trampolines.

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>>1023703
You lay on your bed with your mouth hanging stupid open... fantasizing about cat girls screaming things like
>"Desu desu kawaaiii!!!"
and
>"Oppai Onichan!!"
Saddly these are the only phrases you can think of and have no clue as to what they mean knowing 0 japanese and only being mildly competent in English..

But enough is enough.. you stand up and decide its time to start your day..

>>1023789
Roll to try to realize that our fightingstyle is literally the worst, and we could so much better if we completely scrapped it and recreated it.

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>>1015534
Welcome back to Death Among the Stars Quest!

Pastebins: http://pastebin.com/u/ceronull
Make sure to follow my twitter where I announce the threads: https://twitter.com/CeroTheNull
Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=death+among+the+stars
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We'll get around to rolling for looting the space battlefield and capturing prisoners in a bit and then later I'll show what I've got for the resource system so we can finally start making shit again.

Also I really need to adjust our troop numbers. For now assume we have as many troops to fill the total number of crew on our ships with a good amount in reserve on controlled worlds roughly equivalent to their development.

Troop Totals:
>7 Necromancers
>6 Voidknight Disciples
>9000 Talons (30 Clutches)
>300 Aquatic Talons (1 Clutch)
>750 Cyclops: (15 Squads)
>100 Aquatic Cyclops (2 Squads)
>6000 Stingers (30 Platoons)
>250 Gargoyles (5 Flights)
>150 Aquatic Gargoyles (3 Flights)
>200 Flatbody Gargoyles
>3000 Trolls (20 Packs)
>1800 Shock Troops (12 Packs)
>240 Looms (8 Shoals)
>225 Crit Crawls (125 EMP 100 Exp)
>100 devouring swarms
>400 Stalkers (5 Packs)
>5 Alpha Stalkers
>240 Shadows (4 Clusters)
>200 Scourges (1 Swarm)
>501 Dirges
>200 Think Tanks
>50 Demi Think Tanks
>150 Cauldrons
>550 Glutton Spheres
>240 Large Glutton Spheres
>200 Requiems
>400 Brutes
>100 Crawlers
>100 Drakes

Necrolyte Legion:
>1 Voidsinger Commander
>15 Officers
>10 Voidsingers
>1830 Legionnaires

Living Subjects:
>Necromancer Jor
>7 Necromancer apprentices
>Sur-Quro, Solar potential
>395 Civilians
>540 Stonestar
>50 Tyrre Gladiators

Prisoners:
>Vle'Karak Ahkam Male Elder
>Dne'tec Ahkam Male
>Cve'jok Ahkam Juvenile
>8 Necrotic potentials
>3 Arc potentials
>3 Void potentials

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>>1015601
Vehicles/Ships:
>1 Flagship "Charnel Vault"
>Fury of the Wormstar
>Blackscale Destroyer "Pestilence"
>7 Void Terrors
>The Wick - Confederate Smuggler
>100 Chariots
>50 Hearses
>260 Coffins
>490 Support Coffins
>1665 Common Nails
>1250 Piercing Nails
>745 Gunships
>285 Corvettes
>122 Support Corvettes
>185 Frigates
>102 Boarding Frigates
>355 Light Cruisers
>28 Boarding Cruisers
>230 Heavy Cruisers
>50 Boarding Heavy Cruisers
>130 Plasma Weaver Cruisers
>100 Bloat Carriers
>25 Terrordromes
>165 Battlecruisers
>80 Hangar Battlecruisers
>87 Destroyers
>70 Void Destroyers
>240 Battleships
>20 Eyegores

Captured Ships:
>1 Osjiic Heavy Cruiser
>3 Osjiic Frigate
>8 Osjiic Corvettes
>1 Ahkam Battleship
>2 Osjiic Battleship
>2 Osjiic Destroyer
>3 Ahkam Frigates
>1 Osjiic Battlecruiser
>10 Dagger disguised Frigates
>5 Osjiic disguised Frigates
>14 Osjiic disguised Fighters
>4 ahkam frigates
>6 ahkam corvettes
>30 ahkam fighters
>1 UON Battleship
>1 UON BattleCruiser
>1 UON Heavy Cruiser
>2 UON Light Cruisers
>6 UON Frigates
>7 UON Corvettes

Ship losses in the battle were low, mostly losing corvettes and fighters. Three battleships, a single destroyer and two battlecruisers were the only capitol ship losses.

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>>1015699
Completed Research:
>Calera Native Autopsy: Details of a thorough autopsy and research of the native intelligent species the Itru

>Caleran Lifeform Survey: Research and genetic samples of Caleran fauna and flora long contaminated by necrotic influences

>Volcanic Biomass Farm: Advancements in agriculture of volcanic environments.

>Skydevil Autopsy: Autopsy of the necrotically mutated megafauna created by the Council. Large three limbed creatures that flew and attacked with blasts of necrotic energy fired from their maws.

Current Research
>Orbital Platform: Slow
>Space Elevator: Slow
>Virus Bombs: Slow
>Ambient Energy Collection: Slow
>Sunscale Cloning project: Slow
>Wraith Dissections: Medium
>Anti-Wraith Technology: Slow
>Medical Pod: Medium
>Arc Drive: Slow

>>1015434
>Go home, time to show off your new badge and give Sebastian his present.

>>1015434
>>Go home, time to show off your new badge and give Sebastian his present.

https://twitter.com/Mynameismimikyu
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Mimikyu

You have:
Gurie has at the moment:
+10 to social rolls. With a +5 modifier as Mysterious G.
+18 to combat.
1 Max Revive, 3 dusk balls and a standard set of pokeballs.
1/8 Badges

Acquired TM 84 Poison Jab
Acquired TM 89 U-Turn
Acquired TM 76 Struggle Bug
TM 63 Infestation
Possession by 1 banette named Suzie Straw.
2/?? Hot guys numbers.
1/1 Rook’s number,
1 hot guy named Carl Taurstead

Carl has several pokemon not on him. He is currently holding :
Oliver a level 15 Fletchling Jolly with Agillity, Me first, flame charge, and peck, ability big pecks

Julie a level 8 Staryu timid with recover, rapid spin, scald and confusion, ability illuminate

And 4 eggs, what is unknown you never asked him

Bedbug the Weedle is level 6 and knows string shot (upgraded to string room), poison point, leechlife and rest which he gets a evasion bonus while sleeping. Lax nature

Weiss is level ten, calm nature and has snow cloak. Moves are ancient power, hail, powder snow, and ember.

Koshmar level 9 naïve nature, low kick, faint attack, hone claws, and icy wind

>>1014972
>man eating, parasitic aliens
>10 years ago
>Rook the strongcastle
>New human
>56 years old
>bald, piercing green eyes. Low empathy and a bad cop streak.
>Rook became a warlord for the thrill and revenge, augmented to replace his body parts he kills for himself and his remaining humanity
>his warband specializes in stealth and defensive tactics.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

http://emlia.org/pmwiki/pub/web/IronLegion.IronLegion.html Please feel free to use any of this, it's my riff on Atlas Shrugged, which would make for a good prologue for a post-apoc thing.


> What Ended the old world in the first place? Resource scarcity, and extreme mismanagement of what resources there were, both by communists and by hypercapitalists.


> How long ago was the End? About 10 years ago.

> What is your name, and what title do your followers call you? Edward Willers. My followers call me the Foreman.

> What is your species? Human. African American, if it matters any.

> How old are you? Late forties.

> In two sentences, describe your personality and appearance. I have worked on a railroad all my life, so I am in fairly good shape from the manual labor, although I have my aches. I'm not particularly tall or burly, but have excellent stamina, and a knack for always looking clean (comparatively speaking) despite the end of civilization.

> What inspired you to become a Warlord? I had the means and opportunity. My motive is to find the person who gave the coup-de-grace to civilization, and incidentally ended up marrying the woman I used to love, and beat him to death. But he has a city, and an army, so I will need an army myself.

> What does your army specialize in? We operate out of self-sufficient armored trains that have been adapted to burn anything that can burn instead of just oil and coal. We operate like a Roman Legion.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1015001
Oh shit forgot to roll

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>>1016204
WOO BLACK COMPANY QUEST

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>>1016204
Kresden Main Gate, roughly Mid-Morning

Sergeant ‘Bad Hand’ Hadrien watches the dangling figure with vague sense of satisfaction, doing nothing to cover his own unease. Turning away from the final twitches of the hung Neumunster spy he stares down Corporal ‘Jack’ Marcus. They’d been have something of a disagreement over whether or not to hang the family of wagoners the spy was attempting to sneak out with, currently cowering under the watchful eyes of 1st Squad.

”I don’t like leaving a job half-done, Corporal. Get some more rope and finish up here.”

Corporal ‘Jack’ looks at the family of six. An uncle, husband and wife, a son that looks old enough to carry a blade and two younger boys. Corporal ‘Jack’ was never one to do something as obvious as chew his lip, but it’s clear he’s weighing something up in his head. He turns back to Sergeant ‘Bad Hand’.

”No, Sergeant.”

[1/3]

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>>1016252
[2/3]

”…No?” ‘Bad Hand’s eye twitches dangerously, but ‘Jack’ Marcus holds his gaze. ”Am I correct in understanding that you are disobeying a direct order, Corporal?”

Trooper ‘Joker’ Schuster and Trooper Vendis Durvano glance at each other nervously. Trooper ‘Smiles’ pays the whole debacle no heed, instead towering over the terrified wagoner family like a particularly malicious statute. He would have been terrifying even without his facial reconstruction.

”On the contrary, Sergeant, I am merely awaiting orders from the appropriate authority.” To his credit Corporal ‘Jack’ keeps his calm and professional demeanour even as Sergeant ‘Bad Hand’ goes red in the face with fury. ”Article 33 of the Company Regulations states that the discipline of apprehended non-combatant’s is to be left to the discretion of the appropriate officer in command.”

Corporal ‘Jack’ Marcus doesn’t mention that Article 33(b) allows an appropriate NCO, such as a Sergeant, to make that decision in the absence of an officer. A combination of confidence and a damn good poker face means that thankfully Sergeant ‘Bad Hand’ buys it. The Sergeant was never much for the regulations, and he’d seen Prince pull off this exact kind of barracks-room layering when he could.

”You fekking little… fekker!”

With a frustrated sigh Sergeant ‘Bad Hand’ unclenches his fists. Besides, if the note the spy had on them means what he thinks it means, the Company has much bigger problems on its plate than a bunch of complicit wagoners. The spy had details, too much a day or two of observation would net them. Names, ranks, available provisions, who was stationed where and, worst of all, the location of the Crown-Prince you’re currently keeping hostage. Only the 7th and a few of LT ‘Hawk’s trusted men from the 4th even knew his identity, let alone his whereabouts.

You might have a traitor in the ranks.

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http://emlia.org/pmwiki/pub/web/Tripocalypse.KingdomCome.html OOC: If you need half an idea of what's going on, this quest is based on the Left Behind book series, particularly the last book. Except you're the bad guy of course.

>>1014507

From Cordylon's international blog, Q&A section:

Q: So... are you dating Jeb or Vall?
A: Maybe ;-)

Q: Are you a guy or a girl?
A: Effectively, I "am" the Canopy Station, when I am wired into it. I can control all the valves, actuators, and relays in it, change visual to any of the cameras, and even smell various areas such as the electrolysis systems and the greenhouse. If you mean my anatomy... that's a bit intimate, no?

Q: How does zero gravity feel?
A: The canopy does not move with respect to the Earth surface, so I am experiencing about 90% of the gravity that you are. However, I've been in zero-G before, during training and during descent, and it's pretty unsettling the first few times! Glad I didn't have anything to eat before!

Q: What do you eat?
A: I primarily "eat" a solution of glucose, fiber and protein that is delivered through my pod. This saves a lot of maintenance and resources, allowing the greenhouse plants to grow and expand before there's going to be a need to harvest them. I like it when there are other crew here because they give me treats though! :-)

Q: Do you get lonely?
A: Well... yes. I talk to my friends on the surface regularly using the datalink, but it can be a bit lonely here. Sometimes I count stars. Don't worry, they are all accounted for! One interesting thing is that we ended up bringing some insects topside - the earthworms were intended to go in the hydroponic garden, but the mosquitos and spiders sort of happened. I've been trying to train them, but not a lot of luck so far, so we've adapted a wubber to make sure they get off me if I want them to.

Q: What is your job right now? What do you do all day?
A: I am charting stars - interestingly, it seems that our predicted star charts are off by about 850 years - and fine-tuning the greenhouse parameters. I also do a bit of design work that I share with the ground crew. My first job was seeing if there were still satellites working after all this time, but sadly, there aren't... I've spotted a few that are still in orbit, though! I also have a little rover to go out with sometimes.

Q: What happens if your nose itches? Why do you wear glasses?
A: My workstation has a little arm for that. One time I sneezed hard enough that my pod got partially disconnected, they actually looked into sending someone up there! Maybe I should do that on purpose... I wear glasses because I'm nearsighted and because it's an extra layer of protection against glare from the canopy.

Q: Why haven't we launched any more rockets?
A: You'd have to ask my boss! The current plan is to make sure that we can produce fuel from the canopy ice, which will make it a lot cheaper to send rockets to other planets. Then the Solar System is ours to explore!

>>1014920
So are we dead?

>>1015489

No, why? It's just a bit of fluff I wrote. I thought that the other thread had hit max replies.

Staccato bursts of gunfire and scattered explosions echo into the conference room from the battlefield as you hover over Abigail's writhing form, lips set in a thin line as she struggles to suck in rasping breaths, frothy bubbles building up over the gunshot wound in her chest with every ragged breath. "How long has she been like this?" You ask urgently, eyeing the redhead's deviating trachea while you push one hand underneath her to sweep her back, your fingers quickly finding a shoddily applied bandage over her shirt.

"I'd say about fifteen or twenty minutes, son. She patched Abi up pretty fast after she took the damned bullet, but then started having trouble breathing...it's only gotten worse since then." Tom answers, nodding towards Angel with concern clear in his voice, "I've seen men with that wound before, Jack, she-"

You shoot the veteran a pointed look, "Maybe so, Tom, but I wasn't there for them. I'm here now, and I can handle this." You reply quickly, drawing a mixed look of concern and hope from the three other healthy people in the room, before turning your attention back to the redhead, "Abi, can you hear me?"

The French girl swallows thickly before trying to nod, though she only manages a slight dip of her head, "Y-yes, I-" She starts painfully, pausing to gasp desperately before continuing weakly, "Jack, I-I'm scared..."

Your stomach twists painfully at her admission, though you do your best to keep that fact to yourself as you reach out to rest a hand on her shoulder reassuringly, "It's going to be okay, Abi. I'm here now, and I'm not going to let anything happen to you. We're going to make it through this together, you got me?" The redhead starts to open her mouth to reply, but before she can you squeeze her shoulder, "You don't need to say anything, just nod if you want."

Abi nods weakly, frightened tears welling up in the corners of her eyes before escaping and running down the sides of her deathly pale face as she tries to blink them away. It's clear that your friend's symptoms are indicating tension pneumothorax, and, as you spare the redhead one last look before digging into your medkit, it takes everything you have to maintain the clinical attitude you know you're going to need in order to do your job properly.

It also seems that, while Angelicia did her best with what she had on hand, the bandage that she applied to the exit wound on Abi's back is going to need to be replaced, while whatever binding she'd previously had across her chest is long discarded. It's possible that you could replace it over her clothes, like the mechanic had, which may help to keep her warm given the obvious shock she's in, though it would also make your work less effective.

>Continued

>>1018893
What should you do first?

>Treat her collapsed lung first, without an open airway she's as good as dead. Leave her top on while you treat her to help with the shock she's experiencing.
>Treat her collapsed lung first, without an open airway she's as good as dead. Remove her top first, now is not the time to worry about modesty, and shock is a secondary concern right now.
>Replace the bandage on her back immediately, if she bleeds out you can't fix her lung. Put the bandage over her top, maybe it'll help more than you expect.
>Replace the bandage on her back immediately, if she bleeds out you can't fix her lung. Get rid of her top, it's hindering your work, and it's soaked through anyways.
>Write-in.

Regardless of your choice, roll 3d10.

Rolled 2, 6, 1 = 9 (3d10)

>>1018899
>Treat her collapsed lung first, without an open airway she's as good as dead. Remove her top first, now is not the time to worry about modesty, and shock is a secondary concern right now.

Stay in the box

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>>1018835
you decide to reach a new level of irony by actually STAYING IN THE BOX!!!!111!!!!1!!!

wank guys poor mind can't take these new levels of irony, and as a result he contract crippling depressoin

Masturbate with your ass for 2 hours

End my suffering already.

>>1012307
Jack swings at Ice Demon D!
The first horn rips through!
The second horn scrapes!
The third horn clips only slightly!
The fourth horn finally breaks the demon into half!

>>1012312
Harvey manages a successful slash, breaking Ice Demon D into nothingness!

>>1012318
Glimmer quickly hustles herself into the stalls, with no time to lock it, and shoves a hand down her pants, crying out in want at her current situation. Two fingers quickly go in and out, pumping into her red-hot abdomen, and it doesn't take much until she quickly takes off her shirt, uses her free hand to squeeze a delicate nipple, and moan into the makeshift t-shirt gag as she twists and humps into the wall.

>>1012320
>>1012334
>>1012348
Aleera rolls on top of Azkeroth with a fueled urge of love, lust and...something a bit lower in her body. She first turns to anger, punching Azkeroth for such a terrible call...and eventually presses her lips against him once again, the space between both of their legs getting pretty damp and tight.

>>1012350
>"My hair was naturally born pink, actually."

-Rooftop-
Ice Demon C misses.
Frank(?) picks up Ice Demon C and throws it off the building, causing all the summons to disappear!
Donner comes out of his shield and lands next to the party!

>>1015645

HE RAISED PHIL

AND LOVES THE LADIES

>>1015649

You. Me. Rooftops. Now.
> Proceed.

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Rolled 82, 86, 5, 61, 19, 9 = 262 (6d100)

“Guys we should take the Kricketune’s out first you say jumping out of the cart”.

You raise your hand and focus your aura in the ring. You wait till you feel the cold and send it at the Kricketune leader. Unfortunately, he manages to dodge out of the way letting the blast hit the wall. Luckily his aids are not as lucky as Fe manages to hit and cover one in rocks. Lucky and Lucia also manage to hit the two Kricketunes in the back. Rhiannon uses defense order and goes behind you facing the Ludicolo and his lackeys with some Combee aid.

Jonathan and his Pokémon preform a joint strike on the Kricketune hit by Lucky. It stumbles allowing Lisa to fire an arrow at it finishing it off. Digger then moves in to hit the Kricketune under rocks with a double-slap hitting it three times finishing it off. Mary then charges in on Storm and Lucky’s foe with strike from her electric charged axe. Alexander brings down a thunder on the Kricketune behind the leader followed by Maria and Flo striking him finishing it off.

Unfortunately, the luck stops there as Evan and Char are hit with two bubbles from behind. You turn to look at behind and see that the Ludicolo has fallen over and is rolling around with anger. Drake treis to hit the Kricketune leader, but misses his gust. Elizabeth and Earl also fail their attacks leading to Earl getting hit with a fury cutter. Two other Lombres try to hit Earl and Maria, but they miss fortunately for them.

Kricketune leader unharmed

Ludicolo+ angry

Lombre’s unharmed

Earl+Evan+Char injured

Roll 5d100 with target

Donn
A. Knife(normal or aura)
B. Twin Knife(-10)
C. Tags (2 mud-slap, 3 string shot, 3 poison sting)
D. Crossbow(8 bolts)
E. Bola 8
F. Net 5
G. Stone
H. Try to defend with aura
I. Assault ring
J. Other

Fe
A. Rock tomb
B. Headbutt
C. Mudslap
D. Metal claw

Lucky
A. Water gun
B. Water sport
C. Tackle
D. Focus energy

Lucia
A. Thunder shock
B. Quick attack
C. Play nice
D. Electro ball

Rhiannon
A. Fury cutter
B. defend order
C. fury cutter
D. gust

Rolled 59, 35, 56, 92, 52 = 294 (5d100)

>>1014879
Hey, Spruce. How was your day?

Well, since our... diplomacy attempts failed, Donn should try to Assault Ring the Ludicolo. It should be a comparably easy target, now that it is fallen over. And I doubt it likes ice too much.
Fe should go and take out the Kricketune with a Rock Tomb. Coming near to anything water-related doesn't sound too healthy.
Lucky should assist fighting the Kricketune with a Water Gun. Most of Lucky's moves aren't too helpful with the Lombres, anyway.
Lucia should help us take out the Ludicolo with an Electro Ball.
And finally, Rhiannon should buy us some space with a Gust against as many Lombres as possible.
And now watch me fail my rolls miserably, condemning all of us to certain death

>>1015045
good thank you for asking.