the object on your right is now your cutie mark and defines your

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>>29553597
>a radio.

Well, there could be some good stuff with this.

>>29553597
A smol cup o' m&m's candies
What da fuk m8?!

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>A wall

A wall.
It's just a wall.
Why does life abhore me

>>29553656
I feel you, Anon

>>29553597
>coffee mug

Doomed to low wage income

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A coffee cup and some cookies
I'm ready for the comfy pony life

>>29553713
Become a hole-in-the-wall barista pone, anon

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>>29553597
>A RAID5
Well, i m guessing doing this while in my job is sort of cheating, oh well, guess i ll go back to sorting thru the hd arrays

>a keyboard
well im not that screwed
im gonna bring the internet to equestria and destroid that world because of it

>>29553597
>cello

Octavia is gonna have competition

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Oh great I'm a mary sue.

>>29553597
>a shower
I help pones shower

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>>29553597
The thing directly to my right is a bottle of lemon juice, the closest thing on my right side however is a stick of deodorant. Either way, things will smell nice.

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>>29553795
i have another job for you

Fridge
I am a fat fuck I guess.

a couch. might get a job in selling furniture, so probably not totally fucked

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>this, basically.

So I'm either an old-school journalist or a detective. I can use either to stalk poners.

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Dresser.
so i guess either furniture making or rarara.

>>29553597
>Glass of wine.
Me and Berry are going to be vvery good best friends.

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>>29553759

Godspeed Anon!

A man, do I stay human?

>>29553891
no, have fun with lyra

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>slave pony thread
anally

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>>29553891
you are now the pretty mare

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>>29553793
a cute one

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>>29553597
I guess I'm a slut now

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>>29553597
It's a toy Parris rifle, orange tip and all.
>I bring modern-ish weapons to Equestria
>They're as childish and harmless as they should be
I'm okay with this

>>29553597
A fucking Nazi Party flag.

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>>29553597
Going by quantity, locks.
Going by closeness, as well as I can judge, a ring made by myself.

Either way, I'm gonna be a smith of some sort and I am perfectly fine with that.

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>>29553597
>sketchbook and pencil

Neat, unicorn master race

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>>29554052
perfect

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>>29553793
I don't even like butter hush.

>>29554082
But the US flag is right next to it and above it.

>>29553597
>black dildo
welp

>>29553974
>freckles

yeah I'd rather be fucking nyx, in both senses

>>29553597
>A life-size standee of a Storm Trooper
Uh…fuck yeah?

>>29553597
A dog. So, not bad.

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>>29554121
I guess you're George Lincoln Rockwell ponified.
Have a blast friend.
You have any other flags to tip the balance or something?

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Best Horse

GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL

>>29553597
>my phone
Seems like I'm bringing modern technology to Equestria.

A bottle of Absolut Vodka. I could work with this.

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>>29554304
GLR in equestria when?

>>29553597
there is nothing to my right
so there is is no change
my destiny is void

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>>29553597
i dunnon man

>3DS

So i guess im a game maker now?

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I really can't complain.

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>>29553597
>a framed picture of Neil Armstrong stepping down the lunar module's ladder onto the moon's surface for the first time
>trampstamp is now the moon with a lunar lander on it
>now a fighter pilot/astronaut
RAD

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>earth pony brood mare
yay

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I'm not sure what to make of this

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Can't get any worse than this

>>29555128
Congratulations, you're an art teacher.

>>29553597
>double barreled shotgun
So I'm either modernizing Equestria's arsenal or I'm going to fight hell-spawn.
Sounds good to me.

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I want to be the royal guard mare
so this works out pretty good for me
don't know how that would work as a cutie mark though
if we're going on irl shit to my right it's either a soda if we're going closest or cello if we're doing directly to the right

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>>29555098
it's obvius, you're a pretty filly

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w-what does it mean

>>29553597
>pill case
pharmacist, then, I guess.
I don't know what I think of this.
do pharmacists get lots of horse pussy?

>>29555226
No but you do get a steady income.

>>29555198
>>29555219
>Brown arrow
Hi, I'm Anon from the red-arrow universe, what is the brown-arrow universe like?

>>29553738
I wanna fuck that stallion in the ass.

>>29555239
It's just as shitty.
I'm pretty sure that other anon uses the same program to make websites darker that I use

>riding crop
I guess I dominate other ponies? Neat.

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To my right is a fantastic pillow.

I'd like to imagine my cutie mark would be for sleeping.

And if we're going by threads... well no shit I become a pony. Or would that mean that I get to transform others into ponies? That'd be almost as good as sleeping.

>>29555219
You become the pretty little slave mare of course

>>29555273
>>29555219
you two should get a room

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>>29553597
>A clean pair of socks

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But what does it mean!?

>>29555277
>You become the pretty little slave mare of course
I'm okay with this

>>29553597
a statue of kek

im ok with this

>>29555295
who the fuck keeps a statue of...
actually, nevermind, forgot where I was posting.
anyways, to my right's a fucking pair of panties. maybe I have no right to complain about who keeps what.

>monster energy drink
Well I already drive a Subaru (don't vape though), am I ken block in Equestria?

>>29555273
Why do you own a riding crop?

>>29555330
I ride horses. I barely ever use it though, my horses are all past the point in their training where I actually need it for anything.

>>29555307
>a pair of panties
the fuck anon

>>29555338
If you need a whip you're a fucking shit rider.

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>>29553597
>A book

>>29553597
>a rock with a face on it
Well, this ought to be interesting.

Toilet paper

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>>29553597
>a monitor
Real useful.

>>29555403
Hence he doesn't need it, I'm assuming.

>>29555517
at least you're not >>29555506

>A smartphone

Uh, something tells me the universe should have thought this through better.
Pretty sure I'll be a pony Steve Jobs, though. I'll try not to be shitty.

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>>29553597
ok.

>>29553990
and nothing has changed

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>>29555725
Germans are not allowed
Out, I say. Out.

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>>29553597
>comic book
Face front, true believers, Stallion Lee here

>All these cataloguefags.
Who pages master race here.

>>29555822
Let me guess; you use Linux too.

>>29553597
>a Twilight Sparkle plushie

Okay, so my destiny is to be as close to Twilight as possible.

That's exactly what I would have done anyway.

Pillow
I get payed to sleep?
Maybe I own a successful pillow factory?
I help people get to sleep?

>>29553597
A bottle of Melatonin magnesium

>toilet paper
Nice, i had some ideas for season 7

>>29555403
He just said he doesn't need it anymore.

>a dresden files book because I have shit taste
Well, I'm likely either going to be an author or some kind of wizard. Either way, unicorn master race, so that's a bonus.

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>>29553597

I guess I'll travel to remote places and provide water and toilets.

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>>29553597
>One (1) Nintendo 3DS Gaming System
This is one of the least saleable """skills""" I possess.

>>29553597
an imac, Guess whatever I'll be I will be overpriced.

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>A Companion Cube

Guess it's time to show these ponies how science works.

My dick that I was just jerking off.

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>>29553597
>a mug bearing the logo of the national postal service in my country
Let us be defective together, weird gray birdhorse

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GLIMMY WIMMY

>>29556414
Tell me about Glimmer, why does she wear a mask?

>>29553597
A handgun.

Welp, I guess I'll just embrace my destiny as a shitty black and red edgy OC.

>>29556539
She has a lot of magic for a hired pony

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And so I go to war.

wish me luck, because i really don't wanna die in the many horrible ways medieval warfare with magic and flying would bring.

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>>29553597
Meh. I drink a lot of that shit. Appropriate I guess.

>>29553597
>stove

So I'm a chef then? Not bad.

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>my bass
That's cool, I am a bass player IRL and will stay one in Equestria, nice!

A fork! Oh boy! Maybe I could be a professional fork lifter! Do they have forklifts in Equestria?

>>29555837
Ubuntu.

A pickaxe am I miner pone

>>29553597
A big can of peanuts. How wonderful.

>>29553597
The roman gladius I have hung on my wall for decoration and stabbing burglars.
So... my job is to go around crucifying any pony who displeases Imperatrix Celestia.

>>29553597
My 4de Twilight Princess Plush. Well hell, my waifu is my cutie mark.

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>>29556750
and you gain severe autism

A copy of Codex: Craftworld Eldar. Guess I'm going to be a cheese salesman, neat.

Headphones.

Chilling with Scratch it is, then.

>>29553597
>Jet fighter control stick
>there are no jet fighters in Equestria
>I wander the forsaken earth searching for meaning in my life that can never be found
So basically the same as now, but in Equestria

>>29553597
A sheet metal shield I made a couple years ago. Im ok with this.

>>29553597
>pepsi
My occupation is being delicious and thirst quenching.

>>29557151
Milky Way?

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>>29557157

>>29557165
If I shook you, would you die?

>>29553656
kek'd hard

>>29553597
A loudspeaker. I may work as a sound technician for Rara. Not bad

>a guitar
Being a musician would be easier if I had hands instead of hooves, but what can you do.

>>29557528
play your new equine skin flute.

>>29557347
It would be extremely bubbly.

>>29555970
>>29555277
We could sleep together

Hold sleeping competitions

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>>29553597
>A novelty Cthulhu shaped drinking glass.

>>29554304
I have the Soviet flag, on level with the Nazi, the British flag, near the Soviet, on level, and the Rising sun on level.

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>>29553597
>Wall
I´m not even a burger, but I´d build it.

>>29553597
>easter egg
time to get the diabeetus

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>>29553597
>A book about quantum physics and space flight

Yus, space horses here we come

>a beer
Is god trying to tell me something?

I have a bed

Either I'm a carpenter, a bed salesman or a lazy bum fuck, either way I'm okay

>>29557990
But the Griffons would just fly right over it and continue being assholes

>>29560466
That is why i will sit there with a 8,8cm Flak.

A blood covered hokey mask from a costume I have. I don't know what to make of this

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Oh look, I like writing edgy crossover fan fiction.

>>29560528
>Anon becomes the first goalie who's special talent is being injured in every game

Duna
LMAOing at my life desu.

>>29560528
>A blood covered hokey mask
Well, Jason, it means you're immortal but you'll never be able to swim again.

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>>29553891
No, you become gay.

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>>29555295
Im wanting to buy myself one too
P R A I S E

>>29556552
Cut yourself some slack and just say you're probably a cop in Manehatten.

>>29557047
>implying you aren't an aerospace engineer
>>29558501
You run a brewery.
>>29560922
Equestrian space program?

Shoes.

So I guess a cobbler or a designer. I'm ok with either one

>>29554890
You'd be a game maker if there were spreadsheets and notepads to your right. You're just a gamer pone working the same unimpressive job you're working in the real world.

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I got some apple juice. Mudpony Apple Family life here I come!

>>29556658
I'm sorry to tell you, anon, but your job in Equestria is going to be to be a fat fuck. Just like the fat fuck you already are for having a fork next to your computer.

>>29556750
Y-you have a pickaxe next to your computer?

>>29557528
Ponies can play guitar. Pic related.

>>29557722
You're a sweet drink.

>>29558519
Professional sleepy hoers. Good job, jealous/10

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>soldering iron
Either a repairpony or thermorectal cryptanalyst.
Not sure if okay with this.

>>29553597
Either a rock (I'm a pone geologist. pretty okay) or a box of tissues, in which case... nevermind

>>29563960
>box of tissues

Guess that could mean you're a physician or something? Or you could sell adult novelties in Manehatten's red lantern district

>>29564104
Or porn. Porn would work too

>>29563960
>>29564104
>box of tissues
Pony psychotherapist, aka the pony you come to when you need a shoulder to cry on?

>>29553597
>mine PC
well at least I can be a computer programmer or something

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>>29553597
>a pillow
so i'll still be a lazy NEET and sleep until noon, neat