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You wake up in bed and find two bodies next to you, turns out you are married to both princesses and are the new King of Equestria.
What is the first thing you do as the new King?
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>>29561469
>rape
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>>29561473
kys
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>>29561469
>Look at Celestia
>Look at Luna
>They are sleeping
>Smirk
>Wake up and go to Twalot's place
>Still naked
>Knock at the door
>"A-An....ehr, my King. It's the dawn, what can I do for you?"
>Boop her on the nose
>Run away
>Dongcopter back to Canterlot
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>>29561496
Kek
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>>29561469
wake up again.
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>>29561469
Nationwide orgy
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>>29561469
Divorce Luna. I'm not into polyamory, nor am I interested in anyone but Celestia.
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>>29561563
*Poligamy
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>>29561574
6 of 1, half a dozen of the other.
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"Okay, someone's gonna have to fucking explain to me how the fuck this fucking happened, because literally, what the fuck?"
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>>29561469
>turns out you are married to both princesses and are the new King of Equestria.
I think the more pressing concern would be the two dead bodies currently laying next to me.
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