>walk into your room
>see this
what do?
Is Rarity naked or is she wearing a white gown?
MAKEOVER
>>25737401
Wonder how the dimensions, furniture, and general aesthetics of it managed to change completely.
>Season 1
Twilight writes letters to Celestia
>Seasons 2 and 3
Twilight and all her friends write letters to Celesta
>Season 4
The mane 6 write their friendship lessons in a shared journal.
>Season 5
The mane 6 help other ponies with friendship problems.
Is there any way this progression can go any further, or will we just have the map until the series ends?
In season 6 they will tell other ponies how to solve their problems on their own.
>>25737332
Then the Applebloom starts writing letters in season 7
CMC in season 8 and 9
Journal for them in 10
>Ride never ending
>>25737315
Starlight Glimmer writes letters to Twilight and repeat the process bABYYYYYYYY, THE RIDE NEVER ENDS BABBYYYYYY
Why can't she be real, fellas?
>>25737184
Because then there would be no need for heaven
>>25737184
She is too pure for this world
>>25737208
Truth
Well?
>le ebin impact text image macro
>"wat do" thread
>>>/9gag/
>>25737131
Tell those cunts to find another bed to fuck on and scram.
>>25737131
NO! BAD HORSIES!
PONIES DON'T BELONG ON THE FURNITURE
>"Will he ever see any of my sunrises?"
>>25737113
Fuck off, I'm trying to sleep here.
>>25737113
Eggs. Sunny-side up. Toast
>>25737113
TIA WON'T YOU CRY FOR ME
Actual song for him in the actual show when?
>>25737099
When he has an actual good episode.
>>25737115
>>25737115
But he already had Secret Of My Excess and Inspiration Manifestation
Zombie ponies? Why not!
>>25737008
Zombie pony thread
>>25737008
>Season 1
>Spike literally says zombie ponies
>No one ever took advantage of that
I'm always disspointed in that fact.
>Wow! So the Bible is actually a trilogy, and the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi? I'm interested!
>>25736944
Yep, easily the silliest and worst of the three.
>>25736944
No, it's the Torah/Old Testament is A New Hope, the New Testament is Empire, the Koran is Jedi and also retcons a bunch of the first 2, and the Book of Mormon is fanfic of the second which doesn't fit with the canon but claims it does
>>25736944
Yep, don't you enjoy good old mythology?
>The bus chugs along the Equestrian road.
>You and your fellow human immigrants seek a better life in Equestria.
>As you arrive you hear Twilights voice coming through a speakerbox.
>"Welcome to Equestria, a land of happiness, friendship. Please leave all of your belongings on the bus as they'll be delivered right to your living quarters later in the tour!"
>You and the others are hesitant but comply, you decide to scribble your name on your backpack before you leave so they'll know it's yours.
>As you exit you see Wooden signs painted like rainbows and moving about like a popup book as slow old timey music scratches through the speaker boxes.
>"Here in Equestria we live in a clothing optional world so feel free to shed your worldly bonds if you feel so inclined."
>"Alright! Sweet I've waited so long for this!"
>One of the people strips nude as a jaybird.
>He's unshaven and it's a less than pleasant sight.
>You're led inside and are given burgers and fries.
>"Ponies are omnivores, and while the slaughter of sentient beings is strictly outlawed. Any animal which falls below that is considered fair game. So please, enjoy!"
>These fries on your plate look like they came frozen out of a package.
>You wonder if this is what they think humans eat on a regular basis.
>You also wonder what poor animal was unlucky enough to end up on your plate before being shipped here.
>The flavor is greasy and feels a bit empty.
>When the meal is done you're led down to a museum like area.
>Stock footage of world war two battles as well as other various fights are displayed in black and white along the walls projector style.
>"Humankind is violent and selfish by nature. Before we release you into the general pony public, it is our sworn duty to rehabilitate you into kind thoughtful and caring individuals. Keep in mind you are not permitted to carry any sort of weapon or partake in any libation or substance other than what is provided to you here."
>>25736559
>Keep in mind you are not permitted to carry any sort of weapon
Looks like I'm going innawoods
I've been waiting for this thread to come back.
>>25736559
>other than what is provided to you here
Anon makes homemade weapons
I really, really, really love this horse.
And who no?
>>25736510
>Who no?
Go to bed Ivan
>>25736454
She's a qt horse
>>25736454
WMS (Weapon of mass shitposting) pone is best pone.
Pumpkins are a holiday fruit.
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/pumpkin/
>>25736075
Back at the patch, a path of squashed pumpkins is left in the wake of the larger pumpkin that you rolled down the hill.
Also, the staff is broken. Great.
"Is this bad? I think this is bad."
Summer pokes at some gourd remains.
>"I dunno. Maybe it's a good thing?"
"That's probably wishful thinking. Soon it'll be raining frogs or something because we broke it."
>"What if nothing happens?"
As if on cue, a voice calls out from behind you.
>"HEY!"
Of course.
You turn to see the tall pumpkin guy yelling at you.
>"DID YOU DO THIS?!"
"Uhh..."
>"YOU DID! URRRGH! YOU HAVE BROKEN THE STAFF! NOW THE PUMPKING WILL NEVER RISE!"
He holds up your disguise.
>"DESTROYING MY PUMPLINGS WAS ONE THING, BUT HOW COULD YOU DESTROY SUCH A LIFE AS THIS!?"
"What?"
>"EXPLAIN YOURSELF! OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE STRAWMAN!"
What do you do?
You have 2 Zaps and a Smoke bomb.
In your spell inventory, you have a summon.
>>25736098
If the pumpking will never rise it sounds like it's about time for the Strawman to switch sides to the winning team.
>>25736098
explain ourselves, obviously
I'm sure he'll understand
Post your goodies.
>>25735821
>>25735836
>"You gettin' a lil' chubby there, Anon! You ever thought about joining one of the school's sports teams? The coolest thing about them is no matter which of them you join, I'd be coaching you! Pretty awesome, huh?"
>I think i want to do wrestling.
>>25735709
>125
>chubby
IF I WERE FUCKING TEN MAYBE
I've actually tried to get out more and skate long distance. Hurt my foot the other day and taking a break
So if Starlight's cutie mark is a symbol of taking away a cutie mark, can she ever truly be reformed?
>>25735107
But that's not what her cutie mark is.
>>25735547
Please, go on. Tell me what exactly her cutie mark symbolizes.
>>25735615
magic? like twilight?
>"Hi anon!"
>>25733557
Y-YOU TOO
>"Hey anon, there you are! Wanna eat some leafs together?"
>>25733736
You look lumpy like my turd.