>"Please Anon snap out of it! I know you've had

This is bait.

anon is kill

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>>25755444
Oh look another hugboxing thread.

three words reply

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>>25755444
http://youtu.be/UsnnhPl2KUg

>>25755444
>You will never like the ponies as innocently as you originally did

>>25755444
for the last time sparklebutt, nothing is wrong! I'm allowed to not have friends!

>>25755444
Don't worry triplight, I'm filled with determination

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>>25755444
Friendship doesn't exist.
We just become "friends" because we want shit out of other people.
Just like you used your friends for your benefit this entire time.

>>25755507
If that is true, then how did you fail at life?

>>25755672
He is very determined to waste his life in front of the computer.

>>25755444
>Be Anon, War Veteran.
>You have been diagnosed with PTSD a few weeks after you got out of service.
>When you first arrived in Horse Land, you met Twilight.
>She asked what was wrong everytime you heard a loud abrupt noise.
>You always said you were all right.
>You were walking with Twilight through the market place shopping when two colts started setting off fire crackers behind you.
>Your war training kicked in as you grabbed Twilight and threw yourself behind a wagon while clutching her tightly.
>She struggled under your grip as you held her to your chest.
>"Anon! Let me go!"
>Her words fell on deaf ears as you started shaking uncontrollably.
>Tears streamed down your face as explosions rang out around you.
>"Anon!"
>"Anon!"
>"Please Anon snap out of it! I know you've had a hard time but it's over now! You don't have to pretend anymore. W-We're here for you now!"
>You clutched her tightly to her chest as she whispered into your ear assuring everything is going to okay.
>"Stop those firecrackers!"
>Ponies kept their distance looking at the spectacle unfold.
>After a few minutes of Twilight comforting you, you let go.
>"There all better?"
>You glanced up at Twilight
"Yeah, I am"
>You were lying.
Shit green is shit.

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>>25755913
That's what you think.

>>25755721
I'm enjoying it, so it's not wasted

>>25755503
>I'm allowed to not have friends!
>not in Equestria
>there is a Boogeyman like entity that lives there
>only the light and magic of friendship keeps it at bay
>no other power can rival it
>noting can hurt it
>no one can stop it
>it hunts the friendless and absorbs them into its being
>the more it takes into its being, the stronger it becomes
>and with enough lives added to its essence, even the magic of friendship won't keep it back

>>25756077
>absorbs them into its being
embrace the warp

>>25755482
Edgy:
I am dead
Ponies hate me
I hate you
Why'd you leave?
Go fuck yourself
Leave me alone
Stupid asshole pony

Sexy:
Suck me off
God, you're hot
Spread your legs
Let's try anal
I wanna fuck
I'm gonna cum
Take it baby
Ride that dick
Oooh, dat ass
Rarity loves cock
Hail hydra... Bitch

>>25755913
Plz continue

>>25755913
Beat me to it, came to post something like this.

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>>25755913
please do continue

BONKERS

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>>25761758
YEAAAAH TOTALLY NUTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQzbm0kRY9U

>Be Anon
>Be omnivore
>Ponies don't believe you
>They think you're just trying to act tough
>You show them your canines; they dismiss them as vestigial
>To prove them wrong, you've hunted and killed a rabbit, and have made short work of its' carcass.
>You've skinned it, cleaned it, and removed the guts.
>The ponies around you watch in horror as you cook the meat.
>They're wondering how far you're willing to take this lie of yours so that you don't have to admit that you lied?
>You're about to take a bite when Twilight magically slaps the meat from your hand.

>"Please Anon snap out of it! I know you've had a hard time but it's over now! You don't have to pretend anymore. W-We're here for you now!"

>Eating meat is a big deal to herbivore ponies
>They're worried about you
>Keep a pony with you at all times
>Cuddles at night to make sure you don't sneak off
>Throw a support group party for you
>Cakes shaped like steak
>cupcakes with hay-bacon on top
>A teary-eyed Twilight hugging you and promising you that they love you no matter what
>Two months later you move to the griffon kingdoms and have a meat-feast

Also check-em'

>>25756103
IT IS A GOOD PAIN

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>>25755913

Please continue...this could be awesome!

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>>25761839
At least this anon has sense.

>>25761861
>You're banging your catbirdwaifu, and everything seems fine
>Some time later, it's time to feed your children.
>Your eggs just hatched, and it's time for their first feeding.
>"HERUUH! HERUKK! BLEAUURHRHHRAAAH!"
>Your waifu just shoved her beak down your kid's throat and vomited.
>........
>The "welcome home" party at the SCC had cupcakes that were to die for.
>You missed salad, anyway.

Bang Bang?

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>>25755913
>mfw was in army
>went to Iraq, indirect fire constantly on deployment
>made it through contract of five years and two deployments
>still can't handle 4th of July without drinking heavily

>>25755495
/r9k/ the pony

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>>25763571
Lol, ur such a fagget.Go cry to your mommy, crybaby

>>25763810

Here's your reply.

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>>25761839
>>Eating meat is a big deal to herbivore ponies
I hate this headcanon.

>>25763889
I usually give it a "farting in church" level of social acceptableness.
No one really care, but you best not be caught doing it.

>>25763571

>tfw theyve been practicing for a funeral detail outside the b's all weekend and i start drinking at 1000
>barely slept all weekend
I know that feel bro.

>>25764444
Nice quads.