Molestia thread?
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>be me
>watching S5 finale
>Moondancer on screen
>my dick starts to get hard
>she nudges spike to wake up
>I am fully erect
>reach into my shorts
>start fapping
>Feelsgoodman
>my Dick begins to grow
>it reaches the ceiling
>still fapping
>shift weight
>the weight of my cock flips me over
>I'm laying on top of my dick now
>hug it and start stroking it
>I cum
>go flying
>travel backwards in time
>crash through Twin Towers
>crash into Eiffel Tower
>suddenly my massive apocalyptic downpour of cum becomes a wormhole
>I get sucked in dick first
>orgasm with the intensity of a hexillion supernovas
>pulled all the way through
>dick goes back to normal
>I become a godly being
>I am spat out into Equestria
>I rule over and cum inside all
>MFW
>it reaches the ceiling
You wish OP.
>>25934939
ok
>>25934939
You didn't cum inside rainbow dash
All of that was meaningless
Would you a black Rainbow Dash?
>>25934908
No, because I prefer Fluttershy and Ponk.
>>25934908
No, but I would a white Rainbow Dash.
I'd fuck her if she was blue. What do you think?of course not
>"You the alien thats been causing problems?"
>>25934724
Ayy
>>25934724
WAAAN BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
>"Human. I demand that you take me for my walk."
>>25934466
It's not time yet. Go lay down.
>>25934466
"Alright, there's the window."
>"No, not like thiiiiiiis!"
>You give her the boot
>The BIG boot
>THIS SATURDAY NIGHT AT WWE SUPER SLAM
>>25934466
You must eat 5 kilograms of testicles first
SPIKE DISCUSSION
>>25934348
>>>/trash/ DISCUSSION
>>25934348
I wish his feet had definition
>>25934348
>All he is good for is for gay shota time
Jesus Christ! Now there was a fine upstandiing black man!
>>25934153
Hey Suniqua wanna see my new shoes?
>You walk in on Twilight reading her favorite copy of the Bible
"Oh, Anon! Sorry I was just reading my favorite passage, Exodus 22:18."
"What can I do for you today?"
>>25933945
Applejack, Sunset, and I were about to start our Bible study and was hoping you'd join.
>>25933945
I like Genesis 16:12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfBQppaKcS8
Allahu Akbar
The 2017 movie will be Past Sins.
:^)
>>25933858
Whatever that is.
>>25934360
It's where___Nyx___spawned from.
"Brush my hair, my dear minion."
>>25933644
You're trapped in that box though.
>>25933644
Please tell me where I can buy this.
>>25933644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDVKYKX-eLM
Reminder, this Rarity is a lot closer to Spike's age.
>>25933433
Reminder OP is a faggot.
>>25933443
rekt
>>25933433
So is this one. Did you have a point in mind or were you just bored and decided to see if you could make a completely useless thread?
Can we have a Luna thread? I have to get a bunch of fillings done and I'm going to be in alot of pain when i'm done.
Are you new?Luna threads are on Mondays
>>25933386Monday, fucker. Technically "Moonday" for their happiness. So please, go back a couple days.
It is I, persons of the internet! The Great Trixie has tracked the frequency of this here "4chain /meelop/" from back here in Equestria (from her Great and Powerful Wagon) and is sure you underlings would like to hear a bit or two about I, the Grand Trixie. Word must've travelled across galaxies by now!
... C-Cough... E-Excluding anything relating to the Alicorn Amulet and Twilight Sparkle. -- The important things, oh yes!
Things including Trixie's favourite pastimes, powerfull-est spells, grand adventures, and life hurdling feats!
Kill yourself
>>25933364
Go to >>>/trash/ to roleplay homo
>>25933364
Roleplay is trash, please leave.
>>25933404
Nice edge, you can leave too.
>I don't want your fucking money, Anon, shove it up your ass!
>>25933326
How about I shove it up your ass instead?
>>25933326
Alright, back into storage then.
>>25933326
Twilight you know that's where I keep my pennies!
>"Put your penis away."
Why do you hate fun, mom.
>>25933165
I'll fuck you up like the Water Bottle Lady.
>>25933165
That's "The Royal Penis" to you, Your Highness.