>that moment when she starts singing
>>25945948
UNLEASH THE SHITPOST
FREE THE SHITPOSTS
>>25945948
faggotry
>>25945948
>male background singer voice
>shows the female students moving their mouths
the song was good but it also triggered my autism
Pony
>>25945472
Sony
>>25945472
Fat pony
>>25945472
Glutton
>Anon, your reign of terror ends here! Prepare to taste the hooves of JUSTICE!!
>>25945392
>Anon starts licking Twilight's hooves to her bewilderment
>>25945392
>"YOU WERE EXPECTING ANONYMOUS, WEREN'T YOU!"
>>25945392
>Bang.
>Twilight flops over dead, while Anon gets back to reading his newspaper, as Trixie calls out from the bathroom.
>"What was that, Anon?"
"Nothing dear, just some annoying guest. They're gone now."
>"Are you coming to bed?"
"Let me take out the trash first."
>Anon then stuffs Twilight in a trashbag and chucks her into the river.
>It was a good day.
What's your biggest wish for the new year, /mlp/?
>>25945374
That I make it to the next one
>>25945374
For all you FOEggets to spontaneously combust at the stroke of 12.
>>25945374
Be happy
Equalhorse is cutest horse.
>>25945159
Keep telling yourself that m8
>>25945172
>implying that's a horse
>>25945159
>>25945172
Cutest horse coming through, plebs
>"Femanon, Ah dun told you Ah'm straight. Git yer tits outta mah face."
>>25944438
Get your stupid face outta mah tits.
>>25944438
"IM NOT A GIRL AJ IM JUST FAT, GOD!
YOU WILL BE GAY
I WILL TEACH YOU
Lets get this book finished /mlp/. We are nearing the end of this story.
We still need more posts so fell free to add.(Just make sure it is involved in the story)
One more thing, cause we are close to finishing we need a cover for it. So if any drawfag that would like to help would be appreciated.
Drop box https://www.dropbox.com/s/5d2j4l4mfcvmup0/Daring%20do%20and%20the%20search%20of%20santa.docx?dl=0
>>25944456
I'd ask why but im not
>>25944285
Op you should add those 10 pages worth of bumps .
HE'S STREAMING TONIGHT
MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP
https://twitter.com/GHOSTPOLITlCS
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost
>It's not too late for a #Ghosties. I promised a New Year's Eve show, and I still want to make that happen, but it needs to be worth my time.
SPREAD IT AROUND LIKE WILDFIRE
>>25943465
http://youtu.be/_KwwPIYKoWI
>open second link
>get this
>>25943465
Is this true?
There is no valid evidence that it's the real ghost from true capitalist radio. Not a single new video of him.
Aka My Big Herd: Friendship isn't Monogamous
Hello and welcome to The Herding Thread!
This is a thread in which we explore such topics as forced marriage/polygamy, casual/public sex, Estrus(or "Heat"), and town bicycle scenarios, all of which typically feature a lucky(if not from his point of view then at least from ours) anon who has found himself in an Equestria with strange legal practices. The most common of these practices is the legal structure of a "Herd", a polygamous relationship between any number of mares and one or more stallions with the head stallion having chief authority over the herd, which may be shared with his "Alpha Mare". These structures can change from story to story, with the legal implications, commonality of herds, or any other small changes a writer wants to include for their take on the concept.
The stories you will find here may include any and all of these scenarios, and none of them are strictly mandatory so long as the story is in keeping with the general theme; for example, while many of our writefags have chosen to incorporate the herding theme, not all incorporate the casual sex theme.
The thread will decide how these topics may be refined and change so that we move in a direction that suits us as a whole.
Pastebins:
Shortstick: http://pastebin.com/HnBvWuwf
BadGrammarFag: http://pastebin.com/en5AsARx
Sexist Anon: http://pastebin.com/SvW22vx0
Leaf: http://pastebin.com/w37sr4nD
Writemook: http://pastebin.com/kJngqNPW
Mythd: http://pastebin.com/u/Mythd
TexAnon: http://pastebin.com/u/Texanon
OfficeAnon: http://pastebin.com/u/OfficeAnon
SleepyBastrd http://pastebin.com/u/SleepyBastrd
Some stories to start you off
http://pastebin.com/ukrxas4n
http://pastebin.com/saB1Hr0g
http://pastebin.com/4mEVSTz0
http://pastebin.com/4UQgnC2z
http://pastebin.com/n6LtP3k0
All the mares.
Set sail for hiatus threads
>>25942325
>jay
>dee
>clef
>treble
>dionysus
Is this guy serious?
can I get some ponies cuddling I have a girl coming over and I..... yea uumm reasons
>>25941869
MODS
>>25941869
Ok I found one
Continuing from this thread
>>25918367
Pic related cause things basically turned into 'ponies rape anon'.
But working off the original prompt is welcome too.
Original writefag of >>25931191
Jumping off from >>25936922
>And above all, commanding.
>You comply.
>You don't need her doing to you what she did to that wall. Or those chairs.
>Though you suspect your pelvis is about to take some super-strength-borne punishment.
>Getting you raped twice in two days...way to go, Twilight.
>"Lyra might have mentioned," begins Bon Bon, who stares intently at your hands as they fumble with your pants.
>"I'm normally not particularly into stallions, er, whatever the term is for human-stallions."
>Heh, she actually sounded less in-control for a second.
>It was a little cute.
>Would have been moreso coming from anyone other than a superhuman rapist.
>"But...I see why this is the human custom. It's got me soaking your floor right now."
>You crane your neck and, sure enough, there's a snail trail all over your house, roughly coinciding with where the fight went.
>Lyra's propping up her head on one hoof, regarding the two of you fondly.
>"I knew we'd make a good herd. Knew it all along."
>Bon Bon resumes control of the conversation.
>And you.
>"But we're going to start like this."
>And with that, she plants her cream-colored ass across your face.
>>25939919
>"I might be able to warm up to a dick, but I know I already love tongues."
>"Psssh, yeah you do." says Lyra, practically beaming as she raids your fridge for another drink.
>Your vision is dominated by her twin holes.
>Well, fraternal twins, at any rate.
>One is a big meaty pussy, wet, and smelling animalistic and fleshy.
>The other is a suprisingly small anus. Dry as any unlubed body part.
>And you don't really wanna smell it.
>You don't really wanna lick either one of these things either.
>Even though that puss is...appealingly wet. Slimy, really.
>Did that fight really do that?
>You might be in this one for the long-haul...
>There's a powerful *THUD*, the sound of a hoof on the floor next to you.
>"Lick something." she says, though it's a little hard to hear her with her fleshy flanks bulging around you ears.
>But you do.
>You tilt your head up so your lips touch hers, and stick your tongue out into her scented passageway.
>Almost immediately, Bon Bon tenses every muscle in her body, putting pressure around your face, and somehow feeling heavier.
>Fucking magic, physics-defying rapist horses.
>>25939933
>She shudders and moans for a bit, making a kind of warbling, shaking noise.
>"Dang, one touch. We raped the human, huh, Bon Bon?" says the familiar voice of your first rapist.
>"Y-yes! Yes we did!" Bon responds, and you realize that this cannot be anything other than an orgasm.
>From one touch.
>Jesus, how turned on *was* she?
>You lick again, suddenly remembering how strong she is, and the fact that you stopped licking for a second.
>Like a good boy.
>NO WHAT
>THAT IS NOT AN OKAY THOUGHT
>...You still do though.
>She rides out her orgasm, grinding into your tongue, your nose...everything.
>It gives you a good opportunity to savor her candylike flavor.
>You face is sopping wet with Bon Bon juice by the time she finishes.
>You hear a wet sound from Lyra's location.
>"Mmmm...That was hot. Human's mate cool." says Lyra, and you realize she's masturbating to the show.
>The wet sound repeats, with a familiar rhythm.
>Probably the same rhythm she rode you with.
>Well, at least she knows how she likes it. That should make things nice and eas-
>WAIT NO WHAT
>WHERE ARE THESE COOPERATIVE THOUGHTS COMING FROM
>Bon Bon, above you, speaks sternly.
>"You stopped licking."
"Ah....hello...? Anyone there..?"
>>25939725
Depends on who's asking
>>25939725
C-could it be? Another one!? >>25894425
>>25939725
Look for a starship to leave this desolate planet
There's got to be one around here somewhere
What is /mlp/ expecting Fluttershy's brother to be like?
Not necessarily pic related, but I do hope it's a younger brother.
>>25961694
Fluttershy's brother? What?
>>25961694
>>25961758
They confirmed it at SDCC 2015 but it got pushed off until S6. I have no idea what to expect.
>>25961758
a writer announced it a while ago on twitter, I think. will show up in the upcoming season.
Sum up your 2015 with one pic
>>25949602
>>25949602
>>25949602
who misses bully sunset?
>>25954674
I don't miss anything about her really apart from her old clothes.
Still salty over her new clothes.
>>25954720
fuck off OP.
>>25954809
what are you, a homo?