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Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the long-awaited sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.

Previously in Equestrian Dungeon, we plundered numerous machines, destroyed many more skeletons than normal, and we might have killed someone in the process.

This thread will have intermittent updates, mostly from mobile.

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"We don't need no education...
"We don't need no thought control."

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what is your pony related secret?
when i feel bad i lay in bed and pretend twilight is comforting me and telling me everything is going to be better
i do this every night

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Old Snake in Equestria.

Can the ponies of Equestria teach this unloved, cynical, rapidly-aging clone the magic of friendship?

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Red Pill is a degeneracy-hating uberponesch masterrace who loves /pol/
What happens next?

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>"That tickles, Anon."

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Do you think there will ever be a canon reason as to why Celestia is a princess and not a queen?

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Has there been any other episode in the history of MLP that's more unironically gay than the Mane Attraction?

>male ponies
>in full make up
>and leather studded clothes
>with dyed manes
>doing backup dancing to electronic music
>with literal rainbows in the background

You just can't make this stuff up.

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>be me
>24 years old
>typical living in mother's basement scenario because finishing bachelor’s degree
>0300 this morning about to go get some sleep
>head upstairs for a quick snack
>mom is resting on the couch
>has been divorced with dad for 5 years now
>give her lots of daily hugs and head pets
>ask if she wants to lay with me in bed
>not the first time we've cuddled together
>she holds onto me for a bit with her body close to my backside
>her hand on my chest under a warm blanket with the heater on
>feelsgoodman.png
>ask if I can hold onto her
>she turns around and I start spooning the shit out of her
>reach around with my arm pressing against her breasts
>pop a semi-boner on her rear and have lewd thoughts because Button Mash incest
>despite being 63, she is actually very healthy and has very smooth skin
>she works out almost everyday
>did I also mention that I am adopted and not blood related?
>we chat for a bit and asks if I ever feel sad because I am lonely
>babyyoudontknowthehalfofit.response
>hold her even tighter
>tells me she loves me so much and am her special little guy
>feels like sort of an intimate moment
>"I love you too..... mommy"
>eventually falls asleep and I gently begin to cope a feel
>she's a light sleeper
>'be appropriate sweetie' she says
>back off but still spoon her for a while
>eventually feel pent up and head into the bathroom with phone
>rapidly type in "button's mom r34" faster than a speeding boner
>begin waxing my carrot furiously
>cum hard against the wall
>clean up and go back to bed
>mfw I have always wanted to fuck my mom ever since Button's Mom was introduced
>mfw I wouldn't hesitate to eat my mom's pussy the first chance I got
>mfw she would never actually go for it
>mfw I havent fucked a girl in 4 years
>mfw I also have a boyfriend because I am bisexual beta faggot
>mfw I literally 'suck' when it comes to girls
>mfw I ran out of mfw ideas

On a scale of 1 to faggot, how many dicks am I currently sucking?

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I want to cum inside flutterbat

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Pony Papes, I know there has gotta be some ponyfags here.

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"I want to get in shape but, when is the best time to go running?"

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Would you a snake pony?

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"What do y'all mean, you don't like NASCARRIAGE?"