>"Put your penis away."

Why do you hate fun, mom.

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>>25933165
I'll fuck you up like the Water Bottle Lady.

>>25933165
That's "The Royal Penis" to you, Your Highness.

>>25933165
Only if you touch it

>>25933165
It's my soup drinker, you insensitive bastard.

>>25933165
You first.

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>>25933224

>>25933165
As a sexually liberated and self identified attack helicopter I advise you to check your aristocratic privilege shitlady and stop oppressing me!

>>25933242
Why don't you quit being a flying piece of shit/

>>25933266
CARLOS

>>25933242
Tell me about your daughter

>>25933165
You first.

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>>25933289
Pyrosexual is that you?

>>25933289
>>25933299
I KNEW I wasn't the only one thinking of that

>>25933299
Nope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doZ-Wmgrkfs

But tell me about your daughter anyway

>>25933307
right?

>>25933315
Don't you dare link me to that.
I was there for the Stream.
And I fucking loved it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luWo0eKnRG0

I'll put my penis away in your vagina.

p.s. check these quints

>>25933331
Off-by-2 D2
You done fucked up.

>>25933331
MIDI-ocre

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>>25933180

Fuckin kek

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>>25933346
You cheeki Breeki you.

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