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>>25952188

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>>25952188
I'd say /mlp/ is dead but that would be beating a dead horse.

>>25952188
I will castrate you with a rusty sickle OP.

both

Blue Fast

>>25952075
Tree Hugger

>>25951934
I want some Plank in Equestria green. Maybe with some PlankxTrixie shipping.

>>25951942
>The Great and Powerful Trixie had just finished wrapping up her magic show
>Plank's eternal and endearing smile gave her all the zeal needed to keep the show fun in front of a crowd that once hated her
>An artist is nothing without her muse, after all
>And as curtains wrapped and the applause settled down, Trixie went to the back of the stage to visit her beloved two-by-four, who sat on a chair
>the purple tint coming from the colored lights and violet curtains reflected even on Plank's light-brown exterior
>Still, Plank's never-changing expression gave Trixie that familiarity she needed to balance out her constant changes in scenery
>not only that, but he was so hard and long
>therefore, Plank was always Trixie's prime choice for relieving stress at night, and he was always willing.
"Greetings, Plank," she said, "did you miss Trixie?"
>Plank was silent.
"Trixie knew you would. And Trixie missed you too. Trixie loves you, you know. Trixie only ever thinks of you, even when she is on stage."
>Plank was, again, silent.
"Oh, Trixie just loves a stallion of few words. You always know just what to do to make Trixie's nethers moist. What say you, Plank? Will you please your dear partner and make her cum? Oh, you will? Excellent! Trixie loves you. Trixie knows you only long to see her happy."

>>25951869
likewise

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>>25951869
Happy new year's!

>>25951869
Happy New Years, injecting faggot.

You probably deserve it.

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>>25951855
Well, then go find that poster of Spitfire she likes to rub herself to, and tear it to shreads in front of her. That'll teach her.

>>25951855
Shut up you whiny bitch

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>>25951682
OP, there is nobody here but you, there's never been anyone here but you, everyone else left after season 5 ended, every post, shitpost, bump and green since then has been you desperately trying to recapture the magic of the board and failing, you need to wake up, wake up and smell the ashes.
please...we miss you...please wake up.

>>25951682
>not making 30 yeses
>not seeing how much each one gets picked
It would've been a two for one mate.

>>25951718
Nigga I haven't been on this board in about 4 months.

Also, was Season 5 bad?

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>>25951437
>no hooves

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>>25951437
>lelsorandum xD
>mile a minute meth addict antics
>no hooves

>>25951437
Because she is a beacon of inexhaustible optimism and joy that would shine clearly in even the most dark and weary of worlds.

Lose weight. I've done it before, and I can do it again.

Good luck with your goal, Anon.

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>>25951385
>implying there are any boyfriend-free girls left

I just want a sweetheart from the ground-up.

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>>25951385
>wait til parents die to an hero
Same as last year, bud.

>>25951372
Many thanks, you weeaboo fuck.

>>25951372

>No hooves
GTFO

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>>25951372
Yeah, happy new year to you too.

>>25951363
Oh thank god I thought you were going to bring up the one where you and Celestia fuck

>>25951363
THEY WERE RAPING ME YOU CUNT
WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP!?

>>25951363

Clearly, wishful thinking on your part.

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>>25950951
>In 2016
The phone will ring and there will be nobody there
Dogs will walk people
Sunset Shimmer will finally become canon

>>25950978
Shitposting is already increasing

>>25951011
Opalescence will get a speaking role

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>>25950873
i miss her

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>>25950907
aye

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>>25950798
Pinkamena is outdated.

>>25951015
What a shit OC.

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I started 2015 with this story.
I'm going to end it with this story.

Prior installments can be found here: http://pastebin.com/u/twilight_game_night

>Be Anon, though it's kind of hard to remember that with the blaring k-pop threatening to pulp your brain.
>You've got to ditch this party before your eardrums burst or you develop aural diabetes.
>That's definitely one of the reasons you and Twilight are heading for the door, but not THE reason.
>You've got a game.
>Your wife has given up on one of her sleeves entirely - no doubt she'll complain about these "silly human arm things" later - and is reaching for the doorknob when you hear a shout over the Jolly Rancher noises.
>"HEY, ANON!"
"What!?"
>Brett has abandoned his controller to chase after you - giving his opponent an easy victory which they're going at full-force.
>"Leaving already?" your friend huffs in disappointment.
>You put your hand on Twilight's arm to stop her before turning back to him.
"Yeah, sorry. We've got other parties to get to."
>Other parties with -
>You can't believe you're thinking this, but it's true.
>- other parties with slightly LESS diabetic music.
>Never would have expected that from ponies.
>You flash Brett an apologetic smile, but he still slumps despondently.
>"Damn, man," he grumbles, looking for all the world like a young, psychopathic Santa in his shitty death metal themed Christmas sweater.
>He doesn't care that it's a week after Christmas - something about it being a state of mind.
>"You can't stay until the ball drops?" Brett asks, sighing when you shake your head. "Well, at least tell me your hottie roommate is staying?"

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>>25950739
"You mean Bee?"
>"You mean Trixie?" Twilight asks at the same time, still struggling with her coat's sleeves.
>Bee - Trixie - same thing.
>You shrug internally.
>"Yeah. Beatrix."
>"She... didn't come tonight..." Twilight answers, her brow furrowing.
>You don't often spend time together on this side of the portal, but you can still read her thoughts from the creases.
>Even with the lost year you spent apart, you know her well enough.
>Your wife is trying to decide if The Wookie is drunk.
>Either that, or she's still trying to figure out why everyone calls him The Wookie.
>She hasn't seen those movies yet.
>It's impossible to cram a lifetime of human nerd culture into under a year and - frankly - other things took priority.
>But, hey, what else are you going to call a seven-foot tall son-of-a-bitch who's THAT hairy?
>"Bee didn't come?" he repeats back with a sigh. "Damn."
"Sorry."
>"Well, good news I guess," he grunts, running a hand through his long hair to brush it out of his face. "Explains why I haven't seen her. At least that means she isn't avoiding me."
"Actually -"
>"No, it's not that at all," Twilight cuts in diplomatically. "Besides, you've been busy kicking everyone's butt at... um..."
>You don't blame her for not knowing what the others were playing - video games aren't really her thing.
>"Didn't mean to ignore you guys," Brett growls.
>Not angrily - that's just kind of his default tone.
"Don't worry about it. Maybe next time?"

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>>25950771
>"Yeah, definitely. We gotta get together more often. Maybe play a few games of Super Dungeon or something."
>Twilight nods, thought that may just be because she finally figured out how sleeves work.
>"I'm sure she'll be available then," your wife adds, pushing up the cuff of one sleeve to glance at her wristwatch. "But right now..."
>"Are you guys sure you can't stay until midnight?" Brett asks again. "I've got some good stuff lined up... or... or are you worried your car will turn back into a pumpkin or something?"
>He grins at his own weak joke.
"No, but my wife might turn back into a horse."
>The Wookie raises an eyebrow and laughs awkwardly.
>He doesn't know.
>None of them do.
>"Dude, you should talk about her like that," your friend mumbles. "I mean, she's..."
>"Don't worry, I'll punish him for it later," Twilight laughs, bumping her hip into yours. "But we really need to get going."
>"Gotta get back to your daughter?" Brett asks with a sigh. His eyes suddenly pop open as something behind them clicks into place. "Oh, did Bee stay home to take care of your kid?"
>You exchange glances with Twilight - you're smiling, but she can't hold it in.
>"Something like that," she giggles hysterically, grabbing your arm with both hands and pulling you towards the door. "Come on, we can't be late!"
>You wave goodbye to your friend as a woman half your size physically hauls you outside, laughing all the way.

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>>25950595
>"Time to be liquidated."

She looks as though she wants to cum inside you.

Must be in Soviet Russia.