>It's a fluttershyepisode
>>25948340
>It's anything
>>25948340
>its an applejack's backstory episode
>>25948340
>it's a twilight episode about how she will cope when she outlives her friends
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>25948154
ITS THE RULES OF NATURE
I want big mac to shit in my mouth
Your mother must be proud.
> tfw you will never discuss your alien technology with twilight, celestial and luna.
> tfw twilight will never find your presentation sey enough to invite you back to her house.
> tfw you will never have awkward sex with purplesmart while talking about technology.
>>25948142
Stop making it harder for me. It's New Years eve, ffs
>>25948142
Is this a competition for shittiest threads of the year? Cause you're a contender.
>>25948142
>tfw I'll never share my love of the M1 Garand with the royals of Equestria
FUCK
what does /mlp/ think of /trash/
>>25948127
Now Anon, you know that's a loaded question.
>>25948127
Can't filter anthro shit, so it's worthless
>>25948127
good for boner
Happy New Year fucklards.
Fuck off you limey piece of shit its 2015 where it matters
>>25947891
I prefer to fuck vegetable shortening, lard has too much trans fat
>>25947987
>its 2015 where it matters
Amerifats jealous that they won't be the future for a few hours.
>2016
>No Fluttershy thread
Let's do something about this, shall we?
>>25947447
But seriusly why you faglord likse her, you were bullied in school or something?
>>25947481
Flutters a cute.
Who's the best pone of 2015, /mlp/? Vote here: http://strawpoll.me/6416370
Poll closes at 12am pacific time.
Daapi is the best
>>25947511
Where are all the butthurt "character development" fags for this?
>>25947536
B-but muh character development!!!
>"Sir! It's the Yaks!"
>One of your loyal guards came running to you.
>"They're attacking our Northern and eastern wall! Our towers are burning!"
>"What do we do!?"
>You sit on your throne and say...
>>25947358Fuck their shit up, family.
Yakkity sax
>>25947358
>"Release the dragons."
>"Lyra, humans can't get an orgasm from our hands..."
>>25947071
worst prompt 2015
>>25947071
Anyone remember that movie where the aliens pissed out of their fingers? I think it was one of the scary movie films.
>>25947071
"No, but I can."
>"W-Why did you take my wings from me, anon?"
>>25946989
Because I was hungry.
>>25946989
"You'll get them back when you earn them. Luckily for you, I let Tirek out."
>"WHAT?! I need my frie-"
"Your friends are already captured. Gotta do this yourself, twi twi."
>"Ah-Ahhh?"
"Welp, I'm gonna go grab a hay burger. Good luck!"
>>25946989
>>"W-Why did you take my wings from me, anon?"
So these whiny autistic fucks that I'm surrounded by will shut the fuck up.
>"WITH NOPONY HERE TO STOP ME, 2015 WILL LAST FOREVER! HAHAHAHA!"
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?!?
Best thread of 2015
>>25946984
Describe your favorite pony with a spongebob quote
>"MY EYES!"
>>25946577
IT'S BIG, SCARY AND PINK!
>>25946577
>"Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy."
>>25946577
>"Wish I was in Texas, pretteist place in the world oh no. I guess that deep in my heart, I'll always be a Texas girl."
>"Anon, why are you masturbating to pictures of my sister?"
>>25946374
I'm colorblind, I thought it was you.
>>25946374
Because you eat too few grilled cheese
Too lean
>>25946374
"Sex with you has become dry. I crave the moon."
>Celly cocks an eyebrow
>"We've never had sex, Anonymous."
>You cup her cheek with a free hand and yank your doodle with the other
"The moooooooo-oo-oo-UUGHH-n"
>You will never Rimmer The Shimmer
>Razzle her Dazzle
>Glim the Glam
>Flutter her Shy
>Pink her Pie
>Dash her Rainbow
>Jack her Apple
>Shine his Armor
>Zest her Lemon
>Babs her Seed
>Bloom her Apple
>Scoot her Toot
>Pound her Cake
>Pip his squeak
>Spoon her Silver
>Flim their flam
>Sci her Twi
>Finish her Photo
>Zap her Indigo
>Fancy his Pants
>Sweet her Sour
>Swirl his Beard
>Dust her Lightning
>Harsh het Whinny
>Flash his Sentry
>Peach her Bottom
>Double his Diamond
>Coat her Sugar
>Snooze with Smooze
>Hug her Tree
>Sassy her Saddles
>Cheese his Sandwich
>Light his Night
>Smith her a Granny
>Kike the Spike
>Grate Her Powerful
>Doddle his Donkey
>Bomb her bon
>Spring her forward
>Harvest her Gold
>Change her up
>Kick her Cloud
>Wild her Fire
>Scratch her Vinyl
>Shine her Twinkle
>Mash his Button
>Post his Parcel
>Spit her Fire
>Do the Daring
>Hoity his Toity
>Shore her Sapphire
>Pinch the Cinch
>Lime her Stone
>Pie her Marble
>Nyx her Styx
>Molest the Melody
>Pull on her heartstrings
>Devour the Dusk
>Amaze the Blaze
>Fluffle her Puffle
>Jitter the Flitter
>French Kiss, Fleur De Lis
>Feet-Fuck, Fleetfoot
>Pour-in, Soarin
>Hose-Fuck, Roseluck
>Blow the Blossom
>Get alone with Aloe
>Get Jisty with Misty
>Get the best a, Celestia
Why live...
wat
>>25946338
>>Feet-Fuck, Fleetfoot
The only one that caught my eye. Yes, I had a giggle.
>December 31, 2015
>go to paheal.net
>only 3 pages of Starlight Glimmer porn
>only 4 pages of Friendship Games porn
>only 3 pictures of the drum major from Friendship Games
>only 2 pictures of Abacus Cinch, and she's fully clothed in each of them
>only 1 page of Tirek porn
Why?
>>25946246
Because EQG is shit and the fandom is dead.
Because EQG is shit.