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>>25935037

You making this thread.

>>25935037
Not enough memes

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>>25935037
Here you go

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Everyone strap in tight, because you're in for a ride today!
I've got a fucking avalanche of green that's gonna go well into the night, as I wrap up the third day for our 3 Changeling entrepreneurs.
So get yourselves good and comfy!

>>25875363
> By the time Melyrid returned to the shop, the sun was already going down.
> She entered to find Agraul and Thespid at the back counter.
> "Hey Melyrid! Get over here and try these!" Thespid called to her.

> She walked closer and realized they were eating something out of a bag, and before she even got a good look at what it was, Agraul shoved something in her mouth!
> Instinctively she started chewing.
> It was soft, moist, then suddenly... thick gooey sweetness began oozing over her tongue.
> Her eyes opened wide with surprise, then her eyelids grew heavy as she rolled her eyes and tilted her head.
> "Mmmmmmmmmm!"
> "Aren't they great? I got them at Sugarcube Corner on my way back from the market." Agraul told her.

> "Oh yeah! Before I forget, I'm supposed to give you this." Thespid said as she pulled an envelope from her carapace.
> "Uh, Melyrid? Hello!?" Thespid called out, as Melyrid was still enjoying her first caramel cookie.
> "Mmmmm. Hmm? Wha?" Melyrid asked as she finally came back to her senses.
> "Not sure what it is, but I'm supposed to give it to you." Thespid repeated.
> Melyrid opened the envelope, and began reading the letter inside.

> After grabbing another cookie and reading for a moment, Melyrid's eyes bulged open as she exclaimed "Are you fucking kidding me!?".

>>25934555
> Thespid and Agraul froze on the spot, having never heard such language from Melyrid before.
> Melyrid looked up at Thespid and asked "Is this some kind of joke!?".
> "What!? No!" Thespid insisted, looking confused as she explained "Some donkey named Cranky gave that to me. Said a friend of his wanted me to give that to you.".
> "Wait. Cranky Doodle Donkey gave you this, and said it was from a friend of his?" Melyrid asked.
> Thespid couldn't help but laugh and asked "Holy shit, THAT'S his name!?".
> Melyrid ignored her laughter and thought for a moment.

> "What's wrong Melyrid!?" Agraul asked over Thespid's laughing.
> "Think I know what 'friend' this might be for." Melyrid told him, "Which means that this is a special custom order." then placed the letter on the counter for Thespid and Agraul to read.
> As their eyes scanned the page together, Thespid's laughter stopped cold, as their eyes grew wide and they both exclaimed "HOLY SHIT!!".

> Then Thespid fell to the floor laughing even harder.

> "How in the world could we possibly make one THAT huge!?" Agraul frantically asked, "And who could possibly USE it!?".
> Melyrid had her serious face on, and told him "It seems this particular customer wishes to remain anonymous. Though I have a pretty good idea who it might be. As for how, I doubt very much we'll be able to order this from our main supplier. We'll just have to make it right here.".
> Suddenly Thespid perked up and her laughter halted, "Wait, are you serious?".
> Melyrid nodded.
> Thespid resumed her howling laughter on the floor.

> Melyrid went behind the counter and put the letter in a drawer, "At any rate, we need to get ready to open the store." she said as she ate her caramel cookie, and grabbed the last one from the bag.

NYOOM

>>25918683
Female, red fur.

>>25918724
This.

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Dead horse

>>25918666
That is not dead which can eternal cute

>>25902944
We should get to bed. Thank everyone for their company and tell them we had a nice time cover the tip too.

>>25902944
Dong Adventure: Expanded.

Be back in fifteen, will tally actions and post then

“Also, there’s something I ought to ask you for a while”
“Back there at the Rostrum, why didn’t you follow the plan?”
>”What plan? Alga told me you left the rest of the group after telling everyone to take the stairs!”
>”Nobody ever agreed to leave you behind! That’s why we came for you”
>A hint of regret shows in his voice
>”But in the end… It was too late, we couldn’t do anything to stop that monster to get you”
“It’s alright, dad, it’s in the past now”
“Now I’m just glad I could speak with you again”
>”Me too, Gem, me too”
>Your father hold you still a little tighter as you delicately withdraw from his mind
>Soon, it’s completely over, and you’re bond with your uneasy means of communicating again
>It appears Wickwisp suffered no ill effect from having this conversation with you
>The rest of your friends are delighted to hear that, and are eager to try it themselves
>But that’ll have to wait as you’re getting close to the volcanic island
>Even from outside, you can feel the spirit of the dragon, a dangerous heat in the earth below
>He must have started regaining some strength already
>Even without food, the lava should help him heal
>And indeed when you descent to the lowest levels of the caves, you find him awake and standing, only his lower body still in the lava
>The stay in the volcano has left him thin and worn out, but he looks as full of energy as dragon can be
>Your friends are a little taken aback. His form is massive compared to theirs, each of his pupil as large as a head
>His huge green eyes notices your group as you approach while his claws are getting rid of the millennium-old coat of rock on his green scales
>His booming voice makes the walls tremble, a lot more energetic than what you knew of him
>Would you have been a pony, you’d have been frightened just like your friends who slightly coil away at the giant lizard’s sight

>>25902391
>After greeting your comrades, Varesolace quickly takes his interest to you
>He declares you reek of dark energy, and that it’s not a staunch one forgets easily
>But considering the situation and those how accompany you, he gives you the benefit of the doubt
>He demands an explanation and threatens to vaporize you if he doesn’t like it
>How nostalgic… you don’t remember how many mortal years it has been since you fought him, but right now he’s just as arrogant and reckless as back then
>It feels a little off, though…
>He’s so different from when you met him some days ago, his lethargic state may have had some advantages
>Still, you can feel the energy flowing in him like a violent yet steady stream of flames
>Making contact and talking should be the easiest thing in the world

>What do?

>>25902406
All we gotta do is explain what happened and we are both Gem and Abyss. Abyss, desperate to be free and know what it is to be pony fused himself with Gem Stone to make what he sees before him. We wish to become separate again and go back to our original states, or at least a part of us does...

I still like the name Abyssal Gemstone for us right now.

>>25902379
Love the OP btw. Very heartwarming.

>>25881400
Fearing NigNog's return, Daring headed to the local fried chicken restaurant in hopes of finding information in addition to picking up an affordable meal for a family of four.

>>25894620
She was soon kicked out after a series of racially-fueled insults toward the staff and stealing customer's food. Pissed, now it was Tracy's turn to try.

>>25896634
Tracy, beign the "direct" mare she is, kills all the staff, and starts cooking the chicken

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>It's a fluttershyepisode

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>>25890559
>it's a fluttershy episode

Happy Crasmas, Ponka Po.

Ponka poe

Please forgive me if I was out of line for having to create a new thread - seemed like the old one dropped away.

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>>25849106
I need that bat to bite me.

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>>25849111
Check'd

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Hail glorious Applebutt.

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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

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I believe someone said yellow pony

>>25940638
Actually get tail blown off

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>Actually get tail blown off

Time To be Destructive!!!!

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>you stumble across a box

oooooooOOOooo

>>25930129
>eqg
And nothing of value was lost.

>>25927037>>25930145
Fuck off, I can't fap as easily to eqg

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>>25930129
>LSA said he would return

someday...

>>25869733
Seeing as there are nude EqG models I need to ask if there are actually explicit pony models?

>>25869733
Is thread kill?

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This thread is relevant to my interests.

No time left though...

Saved to read later...

>>25938497
The flash cameos in S4. Good thing it turned out to be fucking nothing

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>>25938497
Good ol' Feeling Pinkie Keen

implies faith-based judgments are 'okay', and tells kids that you shouldn't try to logically analyze shit

>>25938497
Nothing's triggered me in the show or comics. Though, plenty of people seem triggered by Tree Hugger for one reason or another. I liked her.