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Princess Applejack 2015-12-26 23:11:33 Post No.25893943
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Princess Applejack Anonymous 2015-12-26 23:11:33 Post No. 25893943 [Report] [View this topic]

Howdy, partner!

What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.

Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.

The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:

~~~~~

>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?

>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."

~~~~~

Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.

If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.

If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.

If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.

Thread 115! Last thread of the year, everybody hop on before we crash the Appletree!

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Anonymous 2015-12-26 23:12:09 Post No.25893946
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Anonymous 2015-12-26 23:13:10 Post No.25893956
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>>25893946
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Anonymous 2015-12-26 23:14:11 Post No.25893964
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>>25893956
106. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25301100
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Here is full archive of ALL the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time, or just wanna know what happens during an active thread?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25832901
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki

Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650

We have begun working on a big project to fix up old stories and make this crazy world more coherent and accessible to new readers who don't like the thread format.
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2015-12-30 22:59:49 Post No. 25936232 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw your central nervous system is reinstalled backwards

Can we have a claim your twist waifu thread?

First reply sets the conditions of your unholy union. No instant death/cuck.

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Anonymous 2015-12-30 23:00:42 Post No.25936240
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>>25936232
The twist is she says things backwards

Anonymous 2015-12-30 23:01:38 Post No.25936250
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>>25936240
Taht hitw evil nac I

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Anonymous 2015-12-30 19:27:05 Post No. 25934260 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do people still defend Twilicorn?

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Anonymous 2015-12-30 19:27:38 Post No.25934263
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>>25934260
Why are you still being a faggot?

Anonymous 2015-12-30 19:28:26 Post No.25934269
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>>25934260
Because it's funny to see the reaction.

Anonymous 2015-12-30 20:08:22 Post No.25934628
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>>25934260
Now, let me be clear. I am not defending Twicorn, but it's been how many years? It's not changing, and you need to accept that.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2015-12-30 14:59:54 Post No. 25932766 [Report] [View this topic]

It's raining somewhere else.

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Anonymous 2015-12-30 15:08:18 Post No.25932793
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>>25932766
look i like tumbler tale just fine but does this thread have some kind of point? where you hoping it would go somewhere? because afaik theres no direction for this thread.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2015-12-30 13:56:07 Post No. 25932508 [Report] [View this topic]

>Darling you know what we agreed upon...if you're going to be sleeping in my boudoir you're going to need to tend to my derriere with that mouth of yours

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Anonymous 2015-12-30 13:57:45 Post No.25932514
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>>25932508
Okay but first fix your eyelashes.

Anonymous 2015-12-30 13:58:31 Post No.25932517
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>>25932514
It's an impostor.

Anonymous 2015-12-30 13:58:46 Post No.25932519
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Anonymous 2015-12-30 13:58:46 Post No.25932519 [Report]

>>25932508
Ok.
Bend over.

Hermann Fegelein
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Hermann Fegelein 2015-12-30 12:52:46 Post No. 25932245 [Report] [View this topic]

Part 1

>so what is this thread about?
this thread is about the british empire in equestria in a timeline when britain/england/normandy is between 1066 and 1997

namefag yourself writefags

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Anonymous 2015-12-30 12:53:50 Post No.25932251
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>>25932245
Perfidious albion greentext?

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>>25932230
So redcoats in Equestria, templars in Equestria and Queen Elizabeth's kingdom in Equestria?

For what purpose did this pop into your head, OP?

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Is it sad to say the US doesn't teach us about Britain-Land when we're in school?
Because I have remotely No Idea what happened in that Time Period.
~~Nor have I played AC because of my tastes in Sandboxes and Modable games. I only derived that from >>25932254~~

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Anonymous 2015-12-30 10:27:58 Post No. 25931455 [Report] [View this topic]

The last song you listened to, is the song you have to sing to your waifu. how fucked

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Anonymous 2015-12-30 10:29:02 Post No.25931462
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>>25931455
Rarity would be happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

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ARTIFICIAL AMATEURS ARENT AT ALL AMAZING
ANALYTICALLY I ASSAULT, ANIMATE THINGS

Come on Flitter, fuck me.

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>>25931455
I don't think I'm getting any from any of the ponies with this shit.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eB9WgR_N4h4

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Anonymous 2015-12-30 01:39:46 Post No. 25927037 [Report] [View this topic]

Which one of the resembles your~~self___~~ the most?

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>>25927037
I don't understand the question.

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>>25927037
munduncer

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>>25927037

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Banned From Equestria Daily Anonymous 2015-12-30 00:53:37 Post No. 25926617 [Report] [View this topic]

Anyone else ever played this?

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/r80icj9dlnso9yh/banned-from-equestria-daily-1.5-by-pokehidden.swf

So basically, it's an extremely easy click and point MLP sex game. Disable music in order to prevent irreversible ear damage from autistic retro video game MLP theme.

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Anonymous 2015-12-30 00:56:01 Post No.25926644
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>>25926617
>Pretending /mlp/ doesn't know about BfED
Is this supposed to be b8?

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>autistic retro video game MLP theme

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Anonymous 2015-12-29 21:04:31 Post No. 25924375 [Report] [View this topic]

Why is she so perfect?

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Anonymous 2015-12-29 21:06:13 Post No.25924392
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>>25924375
>perfect
>built like a 10yr old boy
Oh, right. I'm on 4chan.

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Anonymous 2015-12-29 21:06:39 Post No.25924397 [Report]

your waifu a shit

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>>25924392
I can't even begin to express my disappointment with you, Anon.

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/mlp/ Poll Anonymous 2015-12-29 04:59:36 Post No. 25919703 [Report] [View this topic]

This chart doesn't seem to be right, so let's have our own poll.
Are you a virgin?
http://strawpoll.me/6391383
What's your height?
http://strawpoll.me/6391386
What's your weight?
http://strawpoll.me/6391390
What's your BMI?
http://strawpoll.me/6391394
How old are you?
http://strawpoll.me/6391388

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Done, fag.

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>>25919703
>2 votes for underage
god damnit

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I wager there will be over 90% virgins.

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Anonymous 2015-12-29 00:39:58 Post No. 25916894 [Report] [View this topic]

"Umm....daddy...can I ask you something? if you don't mind."

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Anonymous 2015-12-29 00:41:30 Post No.25916910
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>>25916894
I didn't even realize I was into this. I'm excited to see where it's going.

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>>25916894
I have a green for this, and I will post it after some quick editing.

just wanted to post a prompt so others could write with the same general idea.

feel free to use other characters besides Fluttershy if you want.