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>>25939127
>"That's fine. I'm having a turkey tonight."

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>>25939127
BUT WE HAD NO BACON

>>25939127
Gilda has a stupid face.

>>25938820
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS.

>>25938820
Id still fuck it

>>25938820
WE WUZ KANGS

>>25938790
>the real (FAT LUNA)TIC LOVER

Hello namefag! Let's take a look at your post history.

https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/username/the%20real%20%28FAT%20LUNA%29TIC%20LOVER

You just got here today.

Everyone, look at him and laugh.

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>>25938790
You're supposed to be doing homework, aren't you?

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>>25938790
>Demotivational posters
>Haters
>Grammatically incorrect swearing
>Failing to swear for effect
>All caps
>Didn't lurk
Denied. Please leave and only come back once you're actually cool.

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>>25938501

Also cheating because I already had the response to this made when I responded to the thread i first saw it in in [checks] February.

if you don't into navy i'm e-5 now and want to be a captain at some point

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Need to update this.

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>>25938611
>breaking rocks
Are you in prison Anon?

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>>25938375
I want to cum inside you.

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>>25938375
sure

>>25938375
Dashfags are shitting up a storm
But to answer your question,yes

>>25938220
You miserable longeared slack assed motherfucker with a cunt for a mouth, if only you could suck my ass while licking my balls then you would be considered to be half fucking human, but then again you are only the biggest cock sucker in the world with shit for brains and your fat ass is so open from being corned holed that you cannot even see your nose that is so far up the bosses ass that you need to be ejected before he takes a shit you lying no good cheating bastard with shit for brains take a long flying fuck off your ugly bitches pockmarked face while you suck eggs through a straw.

>>25938220
You know that goes against chan etiquette

>>25938243
Love you too faggot

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>>25938243
>Dissing best magical girl

>>25938033
B-but I was going to ask you...
Dammit...

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>Great, two socially awkward fucks on a date. This won't be disastrous.
>I don't even know why she suggested that we would end up having sex. The whole universe knows it ain't gonna happen.
Awesome! Man, Dash you are the best bro ever!

>>25938080
This actually happened to me. A shy girl asked me out and we pretty much just awkwardly sat in the car, ate, and then I took her home.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE???

It always creeps me out a little bit when my computer turns on from sleep mode when I walk into the room.

>>25937943
What the fuck is that red triangle in your eye?

>>25937892
OH FINE TWILIGHT DICKSHIT I'LL JUST GO BACK TO EATING KIDS WITH MY DICK AND KILLING THEM WITH MY CUM

>>25937892
If Celestia can abduct a baby dragon to send letters, so can I.

>>25937963
I'm actually curious now as to how Celestia got that egg. Never thought about it until now.

>>25937732
I want to cum inside Rainbow Trash.

>>25937732
Turn around and walk away, because this never happens without some kind of weird-ass catch.

>>25937732
Wishing people would stop posting the same ima-
>she has no shorts on
...Carry on with this thread.

Shit thread, can't even greentext bait right.

>>25937538
I'll give you 20 bits if you watch me pee

>>25937538
Okay but I'm a shy peer.

A thread died so this one could be born. Are you happy OP?

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>>25937491
>"Do you feel like a faggot yet?"

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>>25937470
I just posted that pic

But I agree

>>25937456
>How tight is something like that? Am I going to be hotdog down a hallway at the average 5-6" or is it actually pretty tight?
It's pretty tight, but on the softer side so not painfully so. I cannot enter it without lube, but balancing how much lube to use is the key for a toy like this. Too much and you'll be sliding all over the place, too little and it'll be rough. Takes a few times to get it perfect for you. Get a bottle of the clear cum lube to go with it (the reg stuff sucks) or KY Warming.

>Is this even worth getting? I've always just used soft sheets and pillows to get off. Never even lube.
I love it, I've used it multiple times in a day and still cum like a volcano.

>How do you clean something like that? Can I use it before and pass out, then clean it when i wake up in the morning?
Hot water and non-abrasive soap is all you really need. Unless you intend to leave it so it gets crusty, passing out won't make a huge difference. I'm anal about cleaning it after i use it though, and I run hot water in it beforehand to get it warm. Sounds more intensive than it is.

>Is a fleshlight better if I don't really care that it's shaped like a pony vag? (and it doesn't really look like one anyway).
Fleshlight doesn't feel as good, and the big plastic thing around the toy means you can't squeeze it to simulate muscle contractions.

>>25937586
I think you have convinced me then. Off to buy BEST PONY

>>25937928
If you wanna see unboxed and in use
http://xhamster.com/movies/5006356/bad_dragon_sugar_star_unboxing_and_first_use.html

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>>25937345
>daeing you mommy?
>CLAPS and messes himself
Let's call him... OP!

>>25937345
Not sure if unf.

>>25937345

Say what you will about the same face; I'd let them take turns squirting in my face.

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>>25937254
Just a reminder we have an emo pony general.

>>25937254
When Past Sins becomes canon.

>>25937254
When people realize that IDW is technically canon, since Hasbro itself decided it was canon.