Because its that time.
How old am I, Anon? Well, that's a bit of an awkward question. I am very, very old, it's true. Much older than simply a thousand years. I'm older than Equestria, too, and Equestria is a very old land.
This is a bit embarrassing, but I'm afraid I'm so old that I've forgotten how old I am. You must understand, Anon, that in my mind it all sort of blends together. The days, the weeks, the months, the years, the centuries, the millennia--it all runs on so seamlessly, one sunrise to the next, that I sometimes forget if I'm in today or in a day eight hundred years ago.
So much time past, so many things and ponies seen... it's all shadows and echoes now. You understand, don't you?
Happy New Year, by the way.
>>25961588
Stop it, you're not old, mom.
>>25961588
Yeah....Uh...I think I understand...
>>25961588
Lol, i bet your vagina is like a an ancient ruin. How much do you charge for tours?
Do you think she can do it?
>>25961083
>it hurts
>>25961083
If the pen is retracted, it probably won't hurt that much.
>>25961455
it isn't
/mlp/ sings Want You Gone from Portal 2
I'll start
>Well here we are again
>It's always such a pleasure
>>25961064
>>25961064
No, fuck off.
>And I'm quite aware, we're dying
>Eating with Rarity at fancy restaurant
>Door opens
>Flash Sentry walks in
>Starts flirting with Rarity
>Flash and Rarity start to walk out of restaurant holding hands
What do?
>>25960581
>hands
>>25960581
>hands
>>25960581
>letting another guy flirt with your date
>Sup Anon!? I've been hearing rather interesting stories 'bout ya so I decide to ''come over'' and ''come in''
>she flies in and sits on your couch sniggering to herself she looks at you
>So Anon...
>She looks at you with a smirk and seducive eyes
>So Anon anything ya wanna tell me?
Wat Do?
>>25960532
>"Rainbow Dash, I...">"...I'd like to sniff your anus."
>>25960532
>>25960532
How many ponies actually know?
Something I've always wondered, would you have still wacthed the show if the charcters weren't horses. Like everything would be exactly the same but they would be human. What does them being horses actually add at the end of the day?
>>25960372
That there, oh I don't know...CUTE?
>>25960372
Because they're cute.
Shut up. It matters.
It's the first day of a new year and I already feel terrible for a variety of reasons-
Quick, I need the cutest most adorable ponies you got
(Pic not related)
K.
>spike take a note for us
/mlp/ lets write a letter to princess celestia one letter at a time
Dear Princess Celestia
Today
>>25960147
Fucked
>>25960153
Princess
Ok, losers. I haven't been here in about a year. Who among you will be kind enough to bestow upon me the best that this board has to offer from the past year.
>ending a question with a period
surely you've something to show for a year wasted on this site.
>>25959037
You haven't missed much. It's just the same old AiE threads, shitposting, neo-/mlp/, and other bullshit as last year but with more newfags and ponies.
why did derpy drop an anvil on twilights head?
>>25958926
for the lalz
>>25958926
Because cartoons
>>25958926
why didn't that anvil crush her head and kill her
Edgy, crazy, or just sad. Writefags, drawfags or just dropping in.
I haven't seen one of these in a long ass time, and, incidentally, lost the OP pasta. If anyone has anything from the older threads, feel free to repost. Maybe get at least somewhat as active as we used to.
>>25958892
Shit. Botched that. Meant to pop it in the subject.
Spoopy. Anyone have any of the older stories? Or want to write something new?
So /mlp/ I got a question if fluttershy invited you over to her house for a tea party what would you do?
>inb4 rape
>>25958822
I'd attend to her tea party and have some tea.
>>25958822
I would drink nice cups of tea with her and give her some sconces I brought with me. I think she would appreciate such a nice deed.
>>25958865
scone*
>"I came back to Earth with you, Anon."
>>25958637
"Well then, prepare to be disappointed."
>>25958637
Why?
What would each of the Mane 6 major in?
>>25957750
Twilight - Science
Rarity - Fashion Design
Applejack - Agriculture
Fluttershy - Animal Biology
Rainbow Dash - Some sport
Pinkie -Drop out
>>25957750
Twilight - Astrology
Rarity - Business/Management
Applejack - Agricultural Sciences
Fluttershy - Animal Studies / Part- Agricultural
Pinkie - Physics
Rainbow Dash - nothing but a few years of community college
>>25957750
Sexology One Oh Dong