>You will never find a girl like Pear Butter
>You will never experience the rare feeling of real intimate love between two beings
>You will never be able to form a loving family out on the country with her
>You will never know the feeling of looking into someones eyes and see someone looking back at you with undying love
>You will never be there with her when she has your children
>You will never be able to hold her in the night and feel her breathing at your pace
>You will always be alone or end up with someone because you are afraid of dying alone
>>30736073
>You will never find a girl like Pear Butter
Cityfag detected
>>30736073
Women like the ponies in the show don't exist, dudemeister.
Plus, I already made peace with dying alone a virgin faggot.
>>30736096
I went to farmers only to see if I can get a qt farmer but it turns out they are only looking for city girls. The only one who showed interest was looking lived 2 states away and lost interest soon after that. I will find my country girl if it's the last thing I do.
Colt edition
Dead horse: >>30732885
714: Fame and Misfortune
Written by M.A. Larson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzuLoIhNZwA
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5wsmg6
Friendship is Magic #57 is still storytimed here!
>>30688389
>>30735949
That is a very cute colt.
Draw requests?
Give me your headcanons /mlp/ no matter how retarded they may be.
>>30735322
Luna is lactose intolerant.
>>30735322
The mane 6 are all around 24 years of age
The average mare stands about 160cm from hoof to head, excluding horn
>>30735322
eqg isn't canon.
How does /mlp/ rate each episode?
>>30733977
Template.
>>30734132
gr8 b8 m8,I r8 u a 8/8
Best couple edition.
714: Fame and Misfortune
Written by M.A. Larson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzuLoIhNZwA
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5wsmg6
Friendship is Magic #57 is still storytimed here!
>>30688389
>>30728482
Previous thread.
delete pls
>>30732901
No u.
Not a pony edition
Pony thread
>>30728482
>>30732884
nigger
Previous Thread: >>30699557
GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b1jASUKcbpyp6u1nk0d8m8m_toNwUGSlesl7F1IPa4o/
Old CrazyRain's Stories' Archives: http://pastebin.com/C82B4dea
Prompt collection:
https://pastebin.com/cNVqJ2WA
https://pastebin.com/GgD2Yvkv
>>30732289
>Anon's heart becomes the Astronomican for the changelings
>Also known as the Amornomicon
>Ponyville Underground becomes their capital
>They use him as a compass while burrowing deep into the earth
>Wherever Anon goes, there suddenly follows a bunch of tourists, loving couples out on a date, or janitorial/maintenance staff.
GENTLEMAN
>>30732476
>posting your own screencap for the OP
there's a reason we use the term tripFAG
Post a pic of your waifu. The last digit of your post is the length of your dick (in inches) that you have to fuck her with.(Writefags welcome)
Dubs, trips, etc means you get 2x, 3x, etc. times the number. (So 44 = 8) Zero is dickless
First for pullin out
>>30729886
>6
Well then according to the chart I'm huge.
>>30729900
>0
>
>>30729886
I'd like to plant a seed . . .
Old thread
>>30660388
>>30727335
Literally bookhorse
Twiggy is the cutest.
https://www.anonpone.com/frostbitten/
“Well, lets check what we've picked up and have now, and see if we need anything.”
>Alright. I'm sure we have the time.
Black/Red Crystal (Explosive(?))
Normal Head Light
Dark-Lensed Head Light (Other effects unknown)
Medkit (Missing some gauze, otherwise full)
Alchest Sword (Stained with the blood of the mold monster, effects unknown)
Suit of Alchest Armor
Suit of Leather Armor
Etcher Pistol
Small Bag of Pistol Ammo (12)
200 bits
Strange Necklace (Supposedly protects against magic) (Not worn)
“Hopefully we'll have enough to make it to your house, the middle of the city and back.”
>Oh come on, Chance.
“What did I do?”
>You pretty much live there when you aren't hanging around here. You can call it our house, not just mine.
“Oh. Geez, didn't know it was that important.”
>It's not. I just wanted you to know, I guess...
“Well thanks.”
>Mhmm. You know, we probably don't have to go right to the casino. I doubt anyone would know if we went, say, halfway to it. We'd still get paid. It's kind of a shitty thing to do, but it's our lives on the line.
“Well who knows, maybe this city isn't nearly as big as it looks. Might not even be that dangerous either.”
Misty glares at you disapprovingly.
“...You don't know! Cloud could've scared all of the scary things away!”
>Sure. But you're forgetting that whatever scary things are there now have to be even scarier than the previous scary things.
“Scary.”
>Things.
“Yes.”
>Anyway! Have you decided on if we're going yet or do you want to something here first?
>>30727128
Have Misty wear the necklace and there's nothing I can think of buying that might help us.
>>30727398
“First of all, you should probably wear this.”
You take the necklace with the pony doll leg on it out of the saddlebag and give it to Misty. She looks it over with a slightly perplexed look.
>Well, if there ever was something to not be my style, it'd be this.
“Yeah, it's not really mine either, but if it protects against magic it'll be pretty useful if we run into Will again. I don't want something like what happened to you to happen again. Don't think I could handle that.”
>I know... don't worry about it so much, alright?
“Easier said than done.”
>Yeah. But I know it's not impossible. You're stronger than you think. Now let's get going, I wanna get back to check on Philip and Peach.
“...Alright. Let's go.”
Out the door you go, snow crunching underneath your hooves as you step out into the cold air, observing at the city you haven't been able to see in a while. The city is a bit chillier than usual, and a lot of the ground is coated in ice and snow. You even got dangerously close to slipping and falling a couple times. The dilapidated city around you looked even more abandoned, with giant icicles hanging off of the various overpasses hanging over the area, and on some fallen buildings. Best to avoid them, you thought. You weren't too keen on getting skewered today. You hope, however, that in time the sun would melt away the snow, and travelling would be much easier.
Time passes, and before you know it, you're back at the shack concealing her-... your home. But something feels... off. The door leading to the shack is completely gone now. You remember it being destroyed by something that led a trail of weird liquid that went deeper into the city. That trail is surely gone now, though.
“Uhh, Peach? Will? Either of you there?”
You're left standing outside the shack, nothing to be heard but dead air.
>>30727657
Ready our weapon and head inside.
Equestrian Landscapes And Other Worthy Fanarts
-Starting Numbah: 692M-
Clockworkquartet
(No title, just a description)
http://kittenpawprints.tumblr.com/post/163922660920/quick-studies-using-new-ps-brushes
Plotcore
(again, it's Tumblr. There's no title, just descriptions) [Resized to 80%]
https://plotcore.tumblr.com/post/164079800135/atg-day-12-draw-a-pony-chasing-their-dreams
Oh shit, best thread is back again, get hype.
Redheadfly
«NATG 2017 (EqD) 2017 Day 11: journey»
http://fav.me/dbjkmku
>>30725795
Hi there, anon.
"Ain't nothing, but mammals" Edition
Previous thread: >>30696169
Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/pTAqfjD6
>>30724747
I salute you, you crazy bastard.
>>30724747
nice
>>30724747
Could have at least had better taste.
Something other than a nigger.
Templates:
http://imgur.com/a/PT8Ki
http://pixels.horse/
http://mlpixel.org/
Spriting guide:
https://gist.github.com/anonymous/8a519954a29d6ac1418ab2b200b82a06
Building:
>Fausticorn http://pixelcanvas.io/@-667,388
>Diamond butt http://pixelcanvas.io/@-300,1473
>Mount Rushmare http://pixelcanvas.io/@-1467,1369
>Lettuce http://pixelcanvas.io/@-905,1576
>Sparkler http://pixelcanvas.io/@-854,805
Relocating:
>Metroid
>Anything right of the teacups and teacakes and left of couch rarity that's below the kekistani flag
Notices:
France is approaching /o/, although they seem to be avoiding going on top of it there are still people testing the waters. We should keep a close eye on them to see if they need our help.
Drama: >>30704337
>>30723364
First for Discord is for faggots
>>30723364
I hope to prioritize the chibi pony, as it is being actively opposed.
http://pixelcanvas.io/@-854,805
Third for being little inside of drama makes you another drama idiot.
Shitposting edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
List of stories: https://www.anonpone.com/
List of related content: http://pastebin.com/JfNFvCxZ
Read this advice first:
https://www.anonpone.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160199
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/1016020
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/1016020
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/10160205
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/10160997
Remember: There's a limit
Previous Thread: >>30712210
Bats are responsible for over 70% of Equestria's crime.
Ziggers are responsible for over 70% of Equestria's rhymes
Griffs are responsible for over 70% of Equestria's Butts
This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens, and discussion.
Previous Thread: >>30667574
Some selected greens:
>A Lust for Revenge by MnM
http://pastebin.com/z0zhWzkL
>Starlight Glimmer story by Faggot13
http://pastebin.com/FRPUdrLe
>Pet Glimmer (writefag kill) by Prith
http://pastebin.com/qsArUNJn
>Starlight's Daddy Issues
http://pastebin.com/VFsxbFpC
>Starlight Glimmer Watches the Castle by Writer Anon
http://pastebin.com/LmhgZ4ai
>Because I Choose To by Mercury
part 1 - http://pastebin.com/qaSx0kEU
part 2 - https://pastebin.com/GKxvUCek
>For The Love of Anon by titanictime2
https://pastebin.com/FbTDi5Gm
>Anon and Glimmer SoL stories by Grim Ponka
https://pastebin.com/u/Grim_Ponka
>Glimglam doth Flimflam the Green Man by Empty Philosopher
https://pastebin.com/u/Empty_Philosopher
Upcoming glimsode synopsis:
To Change a Changeling:Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept the new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
Is she actually the cutest pony?
>>30718013
a very strong candidate