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>>30657636

Twisted Desires Pastebin (Be warned they are long, I am working on it)
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Part 2: http://pastebin.com/WSp0Cpxv
Part 3: http://pastebin.com/ZTwyKsMN
Part 4: http://pastebin.com/dVKsDRhX
Part 5: http://pastebin.com/PEVVbQHu
Part 6: http://pastebin.com/e0b3Ercz
Part 7: http://pastebin.com/Di70hQAv
Part 8: https://pastebin.com/Kq1LMLPE

>What is this? Another Rule 63 thread?
No, not really. This is a thread about Queen Umbra and her adventures with everyone's favorite human Anon!

>So a story thread then?
Yes! This is a story that takes place after the Reflections comic arc You know the one where Celestia loves that Sombra from the mirror universe where everyone good is evil and everyone evil is good. Before the last thread died our protagonists have been enjoying their time on their honeymoon, but like all good things it will soon be coming to an end...

>So it's just a thread for your story?
No of course not! Like always if you want to write something go ahead
If not sit back and enjoy or talk about vidya games of your choice
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>>30719409
>As Haakim and Amira's help load your luggage into the cart, you sigh
"It honestly feels like the week just went by in a flash..."
>"It really does." Anonymous says "Sucks that we only have one more spot left to go."
"It is somewhat sad, but it's also a little bit of a relief." You tell him "I think after Hapone, it is time for us to return home."
>Anonymous nods his head
>"Back to getting stronger and working with the guys again." Anonymous says
"And I'll have to clean up Sombra's mess." You tell him "Whatever it may be."
>"I help with whatever you need." Anonymous says "I can't leave my wife hanging like that."
>You smile and give him a kiss as Haakim and Amira walk up to you
>"All right, you're all set to go." Haakim says "We are going to miss you two."
>"You've been wonderful guests." Amira says "Maybe one day we can visit your empire."
"You can whenever you want." You say "Thank you."
>Bowing your heads to Haakim and Amira, you climb into the carriage and look out to your new friends
>Waving goodbye you feel the carriage begin to move
>"Oh I forgot!" You hear Amira says as she starts to tun beside the carriage "Umbra, I hope you put that book to good use!"
>You blush as Anonymous laughs as you head up into the clouds

Last thread dying was completely my fault. I woke up somewhat, saw that we were at page seven, so I passed out again. I forgot we're off hiatus.
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>>30719811
>You sigh
>Another day another day court
>You are Sombra
>As the last satisfied pony leave the throne room, you look over at Ariadne
"What else do I have for today, Ariadne?"
>Ariadne looks at her little clip board
>"It looks like nothing, Lord Sombra!" Ariadne says
>You smile
"Excellent! That means I can contact Luna again."
>"Lord Sombra." You hear Arthas call out
>Looking over at the doors, you see Arthas standing there
"What is it, Arthas?"
>"Something... Unexpected has happened." Arthas says as he steps through the doors
>Behind him, you spot a older looking gray stallion with a slick back white mane
>You raise your eyebrow as you sit back down
"Who is that behind you?"
>Arthas moves out of the way and allows the stallion to step forward
>"G-Good morning, my lord." He says "My name is Sebastian. I was Queen Umbra and King Anonymous's aid during their stay in Manehattan."
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>>30720546
"Manehattan?" You ask "How did you even get here?"
>The stallion named Sebastian uses him magic to pull out a letter before levitating it towards you
>Taking the letter, you notice your sister's seal on it
>Opening the letter, you read it aloud
>"Celestia, if you are reading this then a kind stallion named Sebastian has arrived at your doorstep." It says "I felt terrible for the situation he was currently in at Manehattan so I offered him a chance to relocate to my empire to be an aid to Anonymous."
>"Oh so like how I am to Lady Umbra?" Ariadne asks
>"I would like for you to transport him to the empire, Sombra will handle the rest. Also his employer treats his workers like dirt and you need to do something about it" It says "Your friend I suppose, Umbra."
>Did she really need to add the I suppose?
>"This one is for you." Sebastian says as he hands you another letter
>Taking this one, you open it up
>"Sombra! If your reading this then you must have met Sebastian right now." It says "I'm sure you also read the one for Celestia so I'll save you all the explanation. Sebastian is to become Anonymous's help as that is what he wants, I'm sure Ariadne is there with you so just ask her to help you with him."
>You look up from the letter at Sebastian before looking at Ariadne
"Ariadne, my sister has asked that you help our new guest get settled into the empire." You tell her
>Ariadne smiles and steps down next to Sebastian
>"Hello! I'm Ariadne!" She says "I'm the head maid and the one who helps Lady Umbra with the small stuff!"
>"A pleasure to meet you, Lady Ariadne." Sebastian says "Queen Umbra has told me very much about you."
>As Ariadne smiles, you feel your horn begin to pulse again
>And right on cue another postcard appears before your eyes

Huh, I'm kinda feeling it today

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Long story short, this is a reboot of an old CYOA about misadventures of a group of Night guardsponies during the confrontation between NMM and Celestia that lead to a civil war.

I am going to start from the same point in time where the old story died.
An important note: for now Arcane will pose as MC.

Link to the archive:www.anonpone.com/dhour

Here goes nothing!
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You gazed at the twilight sky, at the stars shining faintly above your head and wondered why did everything your life go so wrong.
The cold autumn breeze made your mane sway a bit as you stayed at the balcony contemplating your life for... you did not know nor you cared about how much time had passed.
Hoofsteps behind you broke your train of thought and made you jump from surprise. You quickly turned around and prepared to tell the uninvited guest why distracting a borderline-psychotic mage might be dangerous for his health, but to your surprise the pony in question was only Last Word.
"Oh, it's you." you sighed im relief, trying to sound as friendly as possibe. The filly looked pretty nervous and you couldn't blame her for that - not after your latest tantrum. "Is something wrong?"
"S-sorry," Last Word muttered, glancing at the floor, "I just wanted to make sure you are okay."
"I wish I was," you replied, "but hey, thanks for caring."
"Oh, you're welcome!" unicorn filly smiled cheerfully, "Well, I hope you'll find a way to bring your brother back!"
The reminder of your greatest failure made you involuntarily shudder and Word took a cautious step back, her ears falling a bit.
"I shouldn't have brought it up?" she inquired apologetically, drawing her beck.
"No, no, it's okay," you cracked a smile. "Who knows, maybe I should get it off my chest," you suddenly added after a momentary pause.
"Weeell, I would not refuse to hear the story," she suggested, eyeing you with ill-concealed interest, "if you are okay with it, of course," she hastily added.

Input response.
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>>30719357
Eh, I would rather tell you at a different time.
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>>30719357
Maybe some other night kiddo. Just not tonight. Maybe then I'll feel in a better mood to tell you how it happened.
Or you could ask Rime is she was able to remember the details somehow.

So....how are you?

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This is Daring Do
Say something nice to her
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>>30717822
she has a nice colour scheme and a beautiful voice I could listen to for hours
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>>30717822
she has a nice ass and a beautiful pussy that i could plow for hours.
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>>30717953
>beautiful pussy
Anoooon, that's personal

Welcome to the first School Shooting general, a branch off from the original bully prompt here:

>Rarity's family moves town, and has to leave her friends behind and start anew
>It can't be that bad? A beautiful girl like her should do just fine!
>Absolutely not.
>Girls are jealous of her looks, calling her a slut
>Guys take advantage and pull down her skirt whenever they can
>Teachers don't care
>One day at lunch it's too much
>She runs crying from the cafeteria and hides in the nearest room
>She cries in the janitor closet, her make up ruined
>After a good solid five minutes she looks around and spots someone through her teary eyes.
>It's you Anon reading a book.
>Or you were but were, but too akward to say anything until now
>'',,, Sup?''

With the question of: what if the bullied decided to get back their chunk of flesh?
>The smell of gunpowder filled her delicate nose
>The screaming of children filled the halls, echoed off of the walls and through the entire school.
>Blood pooled up around her feet as the jerk of her rifle kicked against her shoulder
>Ah yes, sweet, sweet revenge.

currently theres only one writefag (me) who's part of this, here's the paste.
https://pastebin.com/u/Sadnon
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Hey, why'd the school shooter skip the library?

She forgot the silencer.
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>>30703272
kek, you got me
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>>30703229
Welcome to the edge general, where edgy edges the edge so hard that you edge yourself

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The shattered planes.
Lands beyond what is real, a thousand small realities, all complete with their unique dwellers. The natural order and peace reigned in each of them. In the past.

But now that the portals have opened, outsiders poured in the planes, searching for glory, and ready to crush what or whoever planned to stop them.
Even if some planes had to collapse.

You’re a hydra. You lived in your jungle until the Diamond Dogs attacked. They destroyed your home plane, and now you’re in exile, searching for a new home. You are Faze, and your sisters are named Fangs and Froth.

The dogs have to pay. But they’re hiding in The Colony, a plane fortified by outsiders and ruled by a demon, and you don’t feel up for the task yet. Tori, a tengu in search of glory and strength has joined you and your sisters in your quest. After resting in the Winter Calm, you’ve decided to go find the Amazons of the Wild Steppes, and after passing the trial of the chief Earthbloom, she promised to call for a meeting of all the Amazon tribes in your name. She also said there will probably be another trial from them, a more difficult one.

Full story: https://www.anonpone.com/monsterpone/
Collected pages in your Planar Guide:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/owrbq8ct3bf8l3c/AABuMCRlUB4BRYDlEAwjCZF4a?dl=0

Inventory: barrel of water, 2 days worth of food, 3 backpacks, 3 water cans, a planar guide (book), 1 gems, 8 pearls, a 10-feet wide crepe, the skull of a bone golem, a sleeping potion, a stone-skin potion, a broadsword, an arm plate, a bear trap, a bundle of bolts, a toolbox, a net, some rope, nylon string, several hooks and stakes, three gas masks, a jar of terrine, a crowbar, a pouch containing marbles, a knife.
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“A… a harder trial?” You pant “Ehm… Can I get some rest for now?”
“Of course.” Earthbloom nods “Do you need help with your wounds?”
You consider the offer for a moment, but the idea of being nursed by your former opponent feels a little weird after all. And time will heal all in the end.

“We will take care of ourselves.” You decide, trying to sound composed despite the state of Froth and Fangs “Just… can we hope for some food when we return to the camp? Your cooking is really good…”
“Sure!” The chief rises on her hooves “I’ll tell Vimstruck you liked her grill magic. She’s gonna love a compliment from outside the tribe!”

Once Earthbloom has walked away, you begin to tend to your cuts. First, you start to examine Fangs. After some time splashing water on her face, your sister emerges from her coma.
“Urg…” Her eyes come into focus, and she seems to recognize you. “We… we took quite the beating, didn’t we?”
“What are you talking about?” You show a cheeky smile “We went through that trial like a breeze!”
Fangs chuckles lightly in response, but winces immediately after. Probably because of those rock spikes still buried in your skin. About a dozen minutes later, all the spikes lie in front of you, and you cleaned the cuts with water to make sure your flesh mends without trouble. Another then minutes, and your wounds are practically history. You feel the muscles straining a little, but this too should disappear in a matter of minutes.
Also, you’re feeling voracious right now.

Only Froth’s eyes remain non-functional. The bleeding stopped, but your sister’s eyes can’t see a thing yet. You’ve never hurt your eyes this bad before, but your sister seems confident that it should heal overnight.
Or at least she pretends so…

You come back to the amazon camp under the evening sun, looking as fit as a fiddle, and only a close inspection on Froth’s eyes would reveal her current infirmity.
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>>30697380
Everyone is sitting together for the evening meal when you arrive, and Tori waves at you. It takes you a great deal of willpower to have your rumbling belly immediately ignore the smell of roasted meat, but there’s something you want to do right now.

Indeed, the reaper will leave as soon as his work is done if he’s anything like Inky, the one you met in the Unearthed Woods at the beginning of your journey. He taught you the basics about souls at the time, but now you have some more questions on the matter. And it looks like you arrive just in time, as an emaciated pegasus just comes out from the tent of the chief as you get close.

“Wait a second!” You call toward him. “There’s some things I’d like to ask you.”
The pony stops, and looks up at you in silence. He looks a lot like Inky, but you think his cutie mark is different.
The description from the page about these guys comes back to your mind, and you wonder how true it is.

>What do?
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>>30697390
Hey stranger, what's your name?
Are you willing to spend some of your time answer a few questions? And do you know a reaper who goes by Inky?

I read somewhere on a paper that said readers are a hivemind. If its true then how did your parents do the deed? The eight legged monster? The horizontal kongo? The race horse?

Noe onto something more serious....
What is your personal opinion on The Colony, and do you know the general opinion of the place for Dealers? Because we're trying to find people to end The Colony before they end us. Also do you know anything healing magic? My sister recently had an injury that hasn't healed yet. If you don't then do you know anyone within this plane that could?


Note: get helmet with protective visors or face plates, especially around the eyes.

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Stable trek seems like a good thing to watch right now. But the real question is, The Original Series, or The Next Generation?
Personally, you've always been partial the original, what with its cheesy effects, hammy acting, and the various lecherous exploits of Captain Xen O. Phile. It had provided you many repeated hours of entertainment, and in general, you had a deeper appreciation for the stories it tried to tell, even if it tended to fall on the inconsistent side.

Cuddle, though, she might enjoy The Next Gen. Overall better effects, better storytelling, and a Captain that could get the job done without having to stop to stick his donger in every alien species he came across. In fact, you'd go so far as to say that Captain Boldly Go was a better captain of the ESS Win-A-Prize than Phile ever was. It was a topic of much debate among fans of the series, and something you'd discussed with Page Turner often.

But, anyway, chances are she'd like TNG better. Captain Go was a better role model anyway. So, you scoop out some sherbet, give Cuddle bug an extra helping, pour some chocolate over hers (weird but whatever) and sit down to a very convenient Stable Trek: TNG marathon that just so happened to be playing on the Psy-Fy channel.
It was a bad day, and it looked like the coming days were going to be even rougher, but at least it would be a good night.


"Ava?" the little moth says. "Ava, I'm hungry."
Morning. Groggy. Don't wanna wake up. Sunday, fun day, day of rest.
"Ava, c'mon, it's time for breakfast!"
"Y-Yeah, yeah, brek, comin'." You say, tired, and sticky from the sherbet that's dripped out of your bowl onto yous... chitin?
Shit, you must have reverted at some point during your sleep. Should you bother changing back? Kiddo didn't seem to mind.

Damn, kiddo. What are you gonna tell her? Do you have to tell her? Maybe you should just go and leave her with someone. No? Yes? And what about today? You were gonna go see Page Turner, but maybe... what should you do?
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>>30691739
We should probably work on getting those custody rights as quickly as possible. That's not something really to put off.

At the same time, I don't think it's right to just leave Cuddle behind. Perhaps we should tell her.
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>>30691844
Lurk more.
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>>30691739
We could take her with us.

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Anyone else bothered by this cunt? This OC ordered her boss around.
Just how ass backwards does the world of equestria get to the point of disbelief?
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>>30689406
silly anon
she has a generous partner this time.She's known failure,now she's suited for success.
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>>30689406
She's your typical manager who thinks they have the smarter idea and fucks up everything.
Except instead of ordering employees around she was left to her own devices on the sales floor.
Rarity was too generous and lenient. But it was her first new shop, so both of them made mistakes.
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>tfw she'll never order me around
Why live?

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Welcome to Dadonequus where we discuss and share stories about a human brought to Equestria by Discord himself to be his son or even adopted by a magic horse mom. Enjoy the stories close to
the actual tone of the show you will find in this goddamn thread. If you are a shipfag, revel in the constant teases that we have with Fluttercord, if you are a Flutterfag enjoy how we never actually do the fucking ship, just like the show! So come in and experience some of the greatest stories with some of the most apathetic readers on the board!

Stories:
Archive of stories: https://pastebin.com/RiguRjdM

Active Writers:
Ben Dover (https://pastebin.com/u/Ben__Dover) - Cute father/son time with Discord. Family is magic.
Elo (http://pastebin.com/u/Elohemian) – Want to read an actually good and non-creepy Momlestia/Lunamom story? then you gotta read this shit
Erf (http://pastebin.com/u/Erf1111) – Ever wanted to know what it feels to be Discord's son and have adventures in the actual Equestria and not some edgy bullshit? Gotta read this shit
JekyllorHyde (https://pastebin.com/u/JekyllorHyde) - A godlike-figure forces Discord to adopt Cyborg Anoncolt
And check out our cool as fuck art:
https://1drv.ms/f/s!AhXTgF2ur7iaa7pvcOXL_uMq17A
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When is next DnD night?!?
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>>30658902
DnD?
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>>30659454
Where is your dadonequus little colt? Are you lost?

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Are you there, little guy? It's time to wake up.

https://guywithamp.bandcamp.com/track/the-war

Equestria, the magical land of ponies, has been plunged into war. On one side are the ponies, who valiantly fight to defend their home. On the other side are the changelings, who ruthlessly aspire to seize control of Equestria and drain its populace of their love and happiness. And in the middle... is you.

Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/gat/
Recap inbound.
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>>30640861

>Last time, things in the pony cave got serious.
>Ant Silver didn't come back from her scouting on time, making Soft Serve and Dot worried.
>While they talked, you snuck out to see if you could find Ant Silver.
>When you made it to Canterlot, you did find her.
>She'd been ambushed by changelings and was hurt.
>So hurt, you had to carry her back.
>Soft and her were able to fix her booboos, and she took her dinner to bed with her.
>You got ice cream for being brave.
>But you weren't very hungry.
>You were scared.
>You had to talk to Ant Silver and Dot about some important things.
>And you learned the truth from them both.
>Dot's computer has the last radio part you need.
>But if it isn't taken out the right way, the computer will break, and so will any chance of using it to send messages to ponies outside.
>And Ant Silver told you that there's only ten days' worth of food left before things start to get bad.
>And then another two weeks before things get REALLY bad.
>But the ponies can't leave their cave, or the changelings will get them.
>The changelings will EAT them.
>But the changelings won't eat YOU...


Your gear: 1 Bed Leaf, 1 Scoopy, 1 Shiny Eggy Shell
Your inventory: 1 Shiny Eggy Shell, 1 Fancy Stone, 1 Long Stick, 2 Torn Leaves, 1 Armor Stand, 1 Bit Box, 1 Twisty Grabber, 1 Cup of Chocolate Milk, 1 Gauze Piece, 1 Computer Cord
HP: 15/15
Bits: 237
LV: 5
Spells: Feature Shift (Good), Telekinesis (Moderate)
Mood: Worried


>What now?
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>>30640961
Leave the cave to do some searching. Better now then later since time's a wasting.
Is our chocolate milk chilled?
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>>30640961
We need to go beyond Canterlot on our own. It'd be dangerous to bring others with us.

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>Catch up on https://www.anonpone.com/cirquesque/
>Last thread: >>30455419

You and Herb land near the edge of the town, several stages -each a square of ricolant clay a little higher than the walkways around it- dividing it into a neat grid.
"All wrong, innit?" Says Herb, annoyed. "They says it's so the actors have clean water. I says it's so the actors aren't on the hubhub."
"Might as well see if we can take one, right?" You say as brightly as you can. "The carnival will be done here after all."
He does the closest thing to a shrug he can, clearly still discontent with acting so far from the central areas of the city, and snaps his head to the left. A group of forget-me-nots are chattering happily on a platform.
"Give me a few willya." He bird-hops to them without waiting for an answer.
You make a face and wait him, tapping a hoof to the floor and feeling the weight of your bags -The bronze rods Natan made for your wings are inside it- and looking around lazily.
A group is flying to the platforms too, several pegasi dressed in light shirts and skirts that flap with the wind, and a member from it lands in a nearby one to stretch, her shapely legs (and those wings!) Attracting your eye immediately. Talk about beauties…
…Familiar beauties. The more you look at her the more familiar she seems, like a cousin you've only ever seen in photos.
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>>30640409
Look at her for a little while longer to try to remember her and then go up and introduce yourself. You would like to know how often ponies come around here. Ask what she's wearing. Some kind of uniform or personal dress?
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>>30640409
Those aren't the typical wings of the locals. How strange. What say we go and talk to her.
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>>30641028 (dis me again cuz I only thought of this now)
>>30640409
Did we get some of Bubba's hot alchemical waste yet? that was supposed to be joke if you couldn't tell. Seriously did we get the alchemical waste yet?

>You think, again, about the delicate copper rods you'd need to get to wear on your wings to do what Herb insists in calling the thunder flappies.
Thunder flappies. I still kek every time I think about it.

>A group of forget-me-nots are chattering happily on a platform.
Holy toledo. Looks like there are forget-me-nots here as well. Do they have wings made for swimming like other pegasi here?
Go ask that pegasi mare is she and her fellows will be acting here for the carnival. If so, what will they be doing? How did she keep her wings so healthy?

What's with the figure in the title card? That a duda?

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Old Thread:
>>30480983

Original prompt:
>"Captain Anon. Would you like to accompany me to the war room?"

Pastebins:
Prologue: pastebin.com/cdi26t7W
Acts I--XIV can be found through the pastebin user pages from either link.
Act XV (current): pastebin.com/3vGU0zhA

Heart of War spinoffs by LukeDaDuke:
http://pastebin.com/BWhVwcgx
http://pastebin.com/ipu9MwSf
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I blame myself for the premature death of the old thread, I really dropped the ball when it comes to updating. From here on, I'll make sure to get back to the thousand words a day standard.
>>30536593
>…
“Let me go!”
>”Check that out Corporal!”
>As the soldiers drag you away, they stop to look to the air.
>Pegasi are making a run to window on the second floor.
>Further into the crowd of soldiers, you hear a voice yell out:
>”Advance and keep the pressure on!”
>You need to get in there.
>Jerking your right shoulder free, you then push off the pony holding your left.
>Rushing forward, you try to get through the soldiers as they move up.
>Behind you, you hear a pony yell:
“Hey! Stop!”
>You then feel a hoof grab your shoulder and start to pull you around.
>As the armored pony comes into view, the next thing you see is a hoof approaching your face.
>When the sucker punch connects, it sends you to the ground, and your head connects with pavement.
>You think you heard a:
>”Come on Private, leave him there.”
>Before you blacked out.
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>>30542281
>…
>Getting to the stairwell, you dodge to the side of the doorframe as a creature comes charging out.
>As it passes, you swing your sword down to hit the back of its rear left knee.
>The attack slows the creature down, giving the pegasi behind you an opening.
>While they finish it off, you look into the stairwell.
>Down at the bottom floor, you can see a spear wall advancing to pin a creature that’s stuck between the wall and the weapons.
>Scanning the rest of the staircases, you can’t see any more of the creatures still standing.
“Fan out and secure the area!”
>Stretching out your wings, you fly over the soldiers to get down to the first floor.
>On the first floor, you continue flying through the halls.
>Because in addition to the soldiers, the ground is clogged by bodies.
>Both of the creatures, soldiers, and civilians.
>Assuming another pit doesn’t pop up, you’ll tell the nearest officers to keep the city on high alert, then head for the train yard.
>And this time, you think you’ll take that private train.
>Just an engine will do, because you need to get to Canterlot as soon as possible.
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>>30542286
>…
>Pretty much the entire train ride here, you’ve been simmering.
>When you reach the meeting room doors, you push them open with a great deal of force.
>”Princess!”
>”Your highness!”
>”Where were you!”
>”Is that blood?”
>From Lancer, Brairheart, Offense, and Wave respectively.
“Alright listen up! Full mobilization is back on, I want recruitment to skyrocket, garrisons present in every town, and I mean EVERY town. Existing garrisons need to be expanded threefold at the very latest, and to supplement them, I want every able-bodied stallion drilling for at least an hour a day to form reserve militias. We need fully armed patrols scouring each inch of our territory, and I want dedicated quick response divisions made up of unicorns atop pegasi sky chariots.”
>Lancer and Brairheart look confused, Wave keeps his somber demeanor, and you see Offense scowl.
>And now the room is completely quiet.
>The silence is palpable.
>”Well…”
>Lancer begins.
>”If no pony else will speak, what happened?”
>What happened?
“Oh I’ll tell you what happened. I went up to the Crystal Empire to question the parasite inside of my mother. On the bright side, I don’t think it’s behind the minotaur thing. So I took one measly day to relax, because in a very short span of time I killed the parasite in my own head, had to play kingmaker in the minotaur political sphere, saw the start of their apocalypse legend, dealt with the pit that spewed their ‘demons’ straight from their hell, and took a forced march back to Equestria. Then, not even a day after I decide to unwind for a bit, not one, but TWO pits from Tartarus pop up right as I was getting on the train to come back. And yes, a small horde of the creatures rampaged through the city before I could contain them. Now please excuse me for being just a tad angry right now, because those fucking things just attacked my FUCKING HOME!”

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Just finished Fame & Misfortune.
So is the >watching the show meme finally a reality for you faggots?

Personally, I liked it and enjoyed the dumbasses who sperg out over cartoons to finally get the tongue lashing they deserve.
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>>30741944
I haven't been able to watch this episode and I missed out on the sticky. Can you fill me in on why it's so polarizing?
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>>30741947
The episode is filled with ponies who are overly obnoxious and critical toward the mane 6. Some viewers took it as a personal attack, thinking this is how the writing staff view bronies as a whole.
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>>30741966
And then they use two fillies to represent the actual target audience of the show and say that as long as children learn lessons from the show they can put up with a bunch of adults arguing about it.

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I am legitimately surprised by the quality of these cards

10/10 would buy more packs
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>>30740234
>original artwork
are these official?
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Where did you get these?
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>>30740234
They look like fanart. Are they hiring fans to make art for them? Or did they maybe steal it?

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I'm still mad
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Never really cared much about this, she didn't change too much.

Still mad about the fucking castle in pville tho
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>>30740214
>she didn't change too much.
nigga wat

You wouldn't kiss a gift horse on the mouth.
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>>30740158
Says you! I'd even kiss a chancelor on the snootle.
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>>30740158
So, guys, who do you think is gonna get shipped with her?
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>>30740199
_____Me____

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