Post a pic of your waifu. The last digit of your post is the length of your dick (in inches) that you have to fuck her with.(Writefags welcome)
Dubs, trips, etc means you get 2x, 3x, etc. times the number. (So 44 = 8) Zero is dickless
First for pullin out
>>30729886
>6
Well then according to the chart I'm huge.
>>30729900
>0
>
>>30729886
I'd like to plant a seed . . .
>>30729900
>>30730077
here's my waifu btw
>>30729900
>ywn be a good girl for Glim
>>30730077
>>30730086
>14 to a 6
Fluttershy is impressed with your cock shrinking powers
ponies are tiny. a giant dick be a disadvantage.
>>30730110
>0
You're right anon, its better to just not compete at all.
>>30730114
being a mare is fine too
>>30729886
Whoa, someone made this thread besides me? Awesome.
Anyway, rollin for Thiccelestia
>hfw
>>30729886
Haha, I already disappoint women in real life, let's see how my waifu fares
>>30730342
>2
Lets try for Rararara
>>30730359
Aw yeah, I'm fucking this little marshmallow fashion horse through the bed
>>30730329
>>30730339
>>30730359
All these big dick anons need to leave
or at least make way while I'm strolling through with my girl
>>30729886
Can you stick a dick inside a crystal pony? Do they still feel like flesh and it's an ilussion or is it really crystal? Don't know, don't care, let's do this.
Let's give this filly a ride.
>>30730444
Doesn't matter
I think you'd break any pony with that anon
>>30730444
Blender effect. Your throbber will go in whole and be spat out in ribbons.
>>30730444
you're pretty good
>>30730342
>>30730350
Lets make it worse
Rolling to cuck sunbutt
>>30729886
Pls 8
>>30730432
Outta the way whitey, let a real man show you how it's done
Rolling for the most disappointing of all.
>>30730478
>>30730479
f-fuck...
Be gentle with her anon
Open wide sweetheart
>>30730474
Haha! Rolled earlier, for Aj. Got an measly six incher; will do the job and little more. That pone is hotter than sunbutt.
>>30730485
god that picture is hot, you're probably still too big for that result though.
>>30730485
You're the guy with the 5 inch flaccid dick that doesn't get longer when you get hard.
>>30730489
We're all gonna make it, breh
[Spoiler]cuck
No waifu, but still want to give it a shot. Anything's an improvement.
Ain't bangin' unless it's more than 3 inches, so help me.
Not really my waifu but i'll fuck literally any mare as long as they aren't granny smith lookin'
God I want to fuck Celestia so badly. And I'm not even a brony. Just came by a pic of Celestia one day on rule 34 and immediately became my waifu. Damn you horsefuckers for making me feel these feelings about a horse.
>>30729886
rip hopes and dreams
>>30730561
Rollin
>>30729886
Rolling for Twiggles.
Roll. I wanna cum inside Spitfire
rollin
>>30730620
What the fuck happened to you, were the rabbi zealous with the ceremonial blade?
>>30729886
>>30730620
looks like she's gonna have to stick to masturbating
Big dick for the cute nurse pony.
No dicklet, no dicklet.
Is anyone going to get satan's 18-incher?
Rolling
big dick nigga coming through
rolling for donkey
>>30730688
You're gonna rip her cherry ass apart.
>>30729886
rolling for girth
I'll give the sexy teacher a nightly lesson she'll not soon forget.
>>30730750
FUCK. I'm dickless.
>>30730750
Oh yes I imagine she's never seen anything so horrifying
I guess i'll roll again, i'll give Marble Pie something to really be afraid of.
Deal
>>30730779
awww yeah
>>30730772
A tiny dick. The most horrifying thing one could ever lay their eyes upon.
>>30730787
STOP MAKING FUN OF MEEEEE
rolling for neetwaifu
>>30730329
>not having a pony waifu
Rolling
>>30729886
>statistically my dick will become smaller
What's the point of this again?
>>30729886
LORD GIVE ME LENGTH
>>30729886
Let's not fuck up.
>>30731529
ok
>>30731588
Check em' you dickless faggots
Rolling
>tfw 8.5" irl
It sure is inconvenient most of the time but if I ever do meet my waifu, she won't be dissapointed.
>inb4 0
>>30729886
Here I go.
>>30731807
>7" irl
yay
What are you guys' irl dick length?and girth if you know it
>>30731819
control your cock lust anon
Rolling for the bootleg dress horse
I want Suri to make fun of my penis
Fuck it, if no dick I'll scissor her
>>30731819
Here, anon
I'm the post above you.sizemeup(dot)info for the curious
>>30731869
Oh my
>>30731924
>file deleted
Who was it, anon?
Rolling
>>30731931
eqg octavia
>>30731943
Hahaha time to kill myself.
>>30731943
>>30731924
give it up
>>30731924
>>30731943
You can't escape destiny, anon.
Let's give this a try then.
>>30731969
Damn anon, that's even larger thanTrixie's
Big dick for best girl
Let's see some dubs
Rolling for barely legal trainee Spitfire
roll for rarity
check it faggots
The time has come and so have I.
She deserves proper lovin'
>>30730056
>>30730086
>>30730110
>>30730342
>>30730356
>>30730445
>>30730485
>>30730494
>>30730545
>>30730561
>>30730573
>>30730584
>>30730592
>>30730620
>>30730665
>>30730683
>>30730710
>>30730750
>>30730772
>>30731514
>>30731601
>>30731603
>>30731886
>>30731903
>>30731943
>>30732226
>>30732310
>>30732316
>>30732353
>>30732373
>all these dicklets
>>30729886
>>30732386
You are like a baby, watch this.
>>30732390
>Muffled snort in the background
>>30732390
>>30732391
All I ask is for a moment of happiness in my life. Why is that so hard to ask from God?
>>30732390
laffin at you irl rn
>>30732390
>>30732391
>minute apart
>very next post number
Dead board, dead fandom, dead show
>>30732399
It's 4-6am USA, shut the fuck up
>>30732394
>>30732395
>10 seconds apart
>very next post number
Dead board, dead fandom, dead show
>>30732316
bugs... easy on the cross board memes.
>/mlp/ SPH threads
I can get behind this
>>30732390
>>30732399
>>30732409
>minutes apart
>0 inches between post numbers
Perhaps this board will be too slow to notice a reroll...
Rollin' for the birbhorse.
0 get
>>30732463
>>30732461
>>30732461
>>30732463
Dicklets, when will they learn?
>>30732461
>came here
>everyone who's not dickless is bigger than me
>prayed for at least below-average
>to please the best pone of course
>1
God is ded.
Rolling for some filly fun
>>30732474
>Filly size
Rolling for best horse. inb4 00.
>>30732470
>
When will you toothpicks learn?
>>30732474
Still not big enough to please even little-little ponies.
>>30732484
Eh, I prefer giving oral anyway.
>>30729886
>>30732486
How can you learn if you are not being taught?
>>30732516
Are you saying society and women haven't taught men that dicklets aren't appealing sexually?
Remember anons, even your waifu wouldn't love you if your dick is below AT LEAST 5 inches.
>>30732530
That's pretty high coming from an eunuch.
>>30732530
>women and society
How should I know? I haven't seen any of those in months. And it's been years since any of them tried to teach me anything.
>>30732542
I already made my post earlier in the thread.>>30732427.
>>30732550
You can't complain about not being taught if you don't try to go out and learn, anon. If baby dicks are ignorant of their own carnal shortcomings, that's on them.
Rolling for the ding ding dong, ring a ding ding dong size
>>30729886
roll
>>30732577
Party Size!
>>30732556
>can't complain
What's the internet for then?
>>30732587
You should already know that.
>>30732593
And what do you do when you watched all of it? Hypothetically.
>>30729886
Applejack.
I need a big D to please muh big waifu, pls bateman
>>30732870
Trixie.
>>30729886
my webm thread of fillies pulling their shirts up gets pruned but a literal cock size game stays up!! am i banned test
>>30732963
>am i banned test
H-how new are you?Go to 4chan.org/banned to check if you're banned
Rolling to fug your waifu with my megadick
>>30731997
The biggest loser of the thread, 2 off being literally longer than hisdisgustingly underagewaifu
>>30733000
Have fun even trying, mate.
>>30732980thanks but this is no longer necessary
>>30733000
Check em
>>30733004
>your waifu is underage lol gross
what assbackwards faggot b8 is this
>tfw humiliation fetish
Plz be tiny, I want the Dazzles to tease me mercilessly
She's about to get some major D
>>30733393
>>30733401
It's okay you can still watch Discord
This is gonna be her after this post.
>>30733368
Tough luck buddy. I do think it's kind of funny that more than half of the SPH tags on Derpibooru are just Dazzling screencap captions and edits.
>>30733440
They said fluttercuck is a meme
:D
You guys need to have true love for shy to get the big digits.
>>30733393
>>30732461
>>30730574
>>30730584
>>30733401
>>30733463
>All Fluttercucks are dicklets
Okay this stopped being funny 10 posts ago, this fucking yellow horse is getting the D this is bullshit.
>>30733463
Anon its kinda sad at this point
>>30733473
My sides
>>30733468
Because it's true pure love what she needs. Pure and oral.
>>30733473
>>30733473
>you will never be shit on this hard by the world.
Take the hint buddy, it's not meant to be. You're just a natural cuck.
FUCK YOU CHINK MOOT
>>30729886
Let's roll for that cloaca.
>>30733489
Does this mean you get the cuck the rest of the dicklet flutterfags?
>not rolling for queen slut
>>30733500
Pretty much. Sorry about your double never ever with AJ.
>>30733501
No dick would be big enough for her and you know it.
>>30733512
>implying she doesn't just use a magic to clamp her insides
>>30733512
Would THIS be enough for her?
Rolling to impress the unimpressable
>>30733509
I already did my post a while ago.
>>30733521
>>30733501
Don't matter how much magic she uses if you ain't got nothing to stick in her.
Ok I'll gamble
PS my Waifu's like each other
>>30733541
>multiple waifu
>>30733541
I have shamed my waifu T-T
>>30733541
>1
How fitting for the man with a mary sue and a trans as waifus.
>>30733541
>Multiple Waifus
Never go full retard
>>30733541
That's what you get. Penis, small and disgusting, just like your apostrophe.
>>30733557
While i m at it what are the odds of me being to please this mare?
>>30733550
>trans
Where did this come from again?
>>30733550
>Mary Sue
Because most Mary Sue characters are psycho's
>>30733584
They are not. They are just badly written.
Taking a crack at cucking the flutterfags.
>>30733599
Wow, nice job on the fucking horse sized cock.
>>30733599
Poor Shy. This one will tear her apart.
>>30733599
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>30733599
W-wewignore question marks in image
Also roll for purpul
Rollan big dick for Twiggles.
If my dic is the biggest out of the Twiggles rollers I steal her from everyone else who rolled her in this thread. If not, I get cucked.
Rolling for mellow yellow
Fun times ahead
>>30733681
I see disappointment in those eyes. You fucked up and not your waifu
>>30733665
>>30733667
So close, yet so far.
>>30733569
Some idiots think that because Trixie was going to be a dude at some point during production, but then never was a dude in any actual work, she panders to their stupid fetishes.
>>30733716
well I'll just have to try again in a little while.
>>30729900
>>30733000
LMAO
M
A
O
Rolling for minty
Rolling
>>30733795
Lyra deserves a big cock. Watch and learn.
rolling for butterstutter.
>>30733874
kek, get fucked
>>30733889
Failed trips still gets cucked by >>30733599
Damage control failed
>>30733874
I sure hope you learned your lesson, because I didn't. If you go by conventional headcanon, having a small dick either wouldn't matter because of hands, or wouldn't matter cause shes a lesbo.
>>30729886
>>30729886
>>30733942
Poor Shimmy
make way for my magnum dong
>>30729900
Nope
>>30729886
>>30734007
She wants your superior genes
>>30732427
>>30732556
I want anon to tease my dick
MY ULTIMATE IS READY
>>30733942
I'm stealing your waifu.
>>30732427
Same. They always just get spammed with faggots saying "lol cuck XD" I just wish 4chan wasn't too retarded to understand the difference between SPH and cuck.
>>30734140
lol cuck xd
>>30729886
God isn't real
Rolling for maximum damage
Bought to smash purple with thishopefully not micropenis
>>30732427
>being a glutton for punishment
weird, I bet you're probably more used to things getting behind you
>>30734140
You're a fag, too.
>>30729886
guess i roll my dice
>>30734140
lol cuck XD
>>30729886
Front numbers for girth, back for length
>>30734712
>>30734604
Poor Twi, she desreves better
This is my first time here, and I've got to say I'm very scared, where is my son?
>>30729886
time to dick up my waifu with my micropeen
>>30735203
You're lucky she knows her ways with needles
>>30735233
>>30729886
best pone
>>30732424
my nibba
Step aside
Rolling
Can my dick make angry hors shut up and give me some head?
>>30735693
>3
You're gonna get bullied nerd.
no whammies no whammies
>>30736382
>2"
This is my actually size, you might not believe me but its true
official applejack pleasuring size
>>30736317
Screw ya, that is only flaccid, this to go further and beyond
>>30729886
Let's a go!Plz no obligatory 00000 because EqG.
>>30736789
What makes Rarity so fucking smug all the time?
as hard as a rock >>30729886
>>30736811
The 9 inches do.
>>30736838
oh man what a setup to post this
>hfw zero
>>30736854
>OP lobs a tennis ball over
>first reply doesn't even swing and comments on his form
>second one pulls out a gun and blows his head off
Jesus.
>>30729886
FLUTTER BUTTER
>>30734723
kys barbiefag
>>30736897
big enough
>>30736897
>>30736854
oh man
>>30736382
Shortstack daisy definitely deserves better.
Big penis, big penis, no whammy!
Rollin
>>30736897
>kys barbiefag
>posts barbie
you tried, I guess.
>>30737054
uh oh
>>30729886
>>30737057
The guy I replied to is Lee "barbiefag" Goldson, just ignore it, he knows who he is.
>>30737066
You kids actually embolden the real barneyfag when you call everyone you disagree with Lee.
>>30737073
You said the same thing last time I called you out, time to get a rope boy.
>>30737075
Stay deluded, young man.
>>30729886
For my favorite song horse. I hope I get a backstage pass.
>>30729886
I will be gentle.
>>30737110
oh no my penis!
>>30737096
>because it's true.jpg
You want to post "raffing ponies.gif" next? Or one of the shitty reaction images you got off knowyourmeme? Do you even have pictures other than the ones you use to shitpost with? You seriously need some medication.
This one
>>30737129
Again, stay delusional ^:)
>>30737110
>>30737150
flutters isn't having fun anytime soon it seems
>>30737110
>>30737150
Observe, dickless Anons.
>>30729886
>>30737221
>"Don't worry anon, I'll make up for what you don't have"
>>30737221
>>30737230
Pathetic!
My dude
>>30737449
My dude
Alright, let's see if it's my penis that disappoints my waifu or just the rest of me.
>>30729886
Let's see if I can please the plentiful pink posterior.
>>30737677
She won't be disappointed for long after you gut her with your fourteen incher.
>>30734521
An accurate statement
>>30737771
Or is it...?
>>30737771
>1
Heh.
>>30737677
Well, that was 1 number away from my brain dying of lack of oxygen the first time I popped a boner.
And hey, if all the fanfic is true and she really does want horsecock, I'm apparently as close as she's gonna get without a very awkward conversation with the Apples.
>>30729886
Rolling for sensibly sized dick
>>30737797
Not bad, m8.
>>30729886
roll
>>30737873
You can't fuck a monkey plush.
Rolling for__her's__
>>30737888
Say goodbye to your insides, pal.
>>30732386
>6
>dicklet
6 inches is actually considered above average, which is pretty sad.
Y'all faggots aren't taking girth into consideration.
I want to give my mare a good stretch.
>>30737888
I want Condense to cock-slap me and give me brain damage with her beefy 24" sausage.
>>30729886
By the power of grey skull, I see a 7!
>>30737939
Nicely done, Anon.
>>30737890
it'll be finelet's go ahead and get his too
>>30737921
pls, she's a lovehorse not a rudehorse
>>30737999
At least you'll die with a smile in your face.
>>30729886
>>30737888
>>30737999
Both at once, you're gonna die.
Only the best for The Great and Powerful trixie
>>30738081
>>30738081
>>30738081
>>30738095
>5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>30738081
>>30738095
BIG DICK
Real nigga dick hours.
rolling
>>30737999
>>30737888
Jesus fuck
loona
>>30737888
>>30737999
If you take if from both ends, they are gonna meet in the middle long before they bottom out.
Rolling for
>Rape
>>30729886
Loira
Rolling for sexies
I am the filly.
>>30737999
A crystal guard escorted me up the palace. As he did I got all manner of reactions from the staff. A bunch of quiet snickering. A quiet "boy, they're gonna tear him in half." More than one "Good luck, buddy." But despite feeling like the last march of death row, I could not be more thrilled. This was gonna rule.
"The royal chambers, sir." The stallion bowed ever so slightly, turned and left.
It was only a moment after I knocked before I was whisked inside and dropped on the bed. The largest, comfiest, most heart-shaped bed I'd ever had the pleasure of being telekinetically thrown on to.
I smiled at my companions and introduced myself. They shared a look and a grin, and welcomed me to their 'love nest'.
Lets see if she well be disappointed on our night
Rollin
Come on real life size.
>>30738750
>no dick for no hooves
Pottery at works
Let's see if she'll slow down for the D...
>>30738921
Guess not...
>>30738921
She might stop to have a laugh
Rolling for the royal sized benis
>>30738990
LOL. Nope
>>30738990
O-oh. Okay.At least I can make her laugh
>>30739010
You can also make me laugh
Bamp
Alright, moment of truth.
>>30740125
I-I swear I'm above average in real life!I'm not kidding, I can grab it with both hands and still have the head left but no one will believe me.
>pls septs
>>30740140
Why
Lemme try
There should be a new rule.
>whenever anon gets 0 for their cock size
>their waifu gets a futa-cock
>dubs,trips, or quad 0's get no access to lube
>>30729886
Muh dick is...
Roll
>>30741189
Surprisingly, it's the only Derpy in the thread
>>30741235
Lots of people know that you shouldn't sexualize the Derpy.
Come on boi
>>30729886
oh yeet
>>30730485
she doesn´t look very satisfied
>>30731709
just who do you think you're fooling?
Legal sisal
>>30729886
>>30742543
NOOOOOO! Reroll!
>>30742561
top kek
>>30742561
Try again
>>30742561
Only thing hard in her day will be her work.
>>30729886
I guess I'll give it a shot.
>>30742543
>>30742561
I'm gonna take appuls from you, little man.
>>30742749
You can already make apples out of him with that schlong.
>>30742740
Fuck.
>>30742576
You're right, I can't give up. I can feel it!Here comes peanus wenus!>>30742561
...fuck my life.
Anything under 3 will be fine.
Don't want to hurt gay horse.
>>30742862
>no Twilight on that body pillow
0/10
Rolling.
I want to do horrible things to this animal.
>>30742926
The only horrible thing here is your picture
>>30740257
I second this rule, only if you're changed to a mare.
Might as well roll for myfailure.
>>30729886
>not having Nazi waifu
but also roll
>>30743401
>Namefagging
>Wehraboo
There is a god, and he is great.
>>30743363
But anon, its not futa if your waifu isn't a mare.
>>30742776
what?
Now he can go 10 ft deep in your fertile pussy
Rolling for Chryssi
>>30729900
Wrong.
>>30744159
Ayy, nine for Tia!
>>30744199
Good thing she's a big mare
Ur mom
>>30744221
4u
I'm ready for my tiny dicky and disappointed waifu
Itty bitty peepee
>>30744483
CIA?
>>30742862
>>30744495
>>30744510
I don't think revers psychology is working, if that's was your plan
rolling
>>30744533
Hmm, six inches for Twilight. Not too bad but not too good.
Rolling for twiggles
>>30744567
>this fucker bests me by 1 inch
>>30729886
Rollin'
>>30744580
Rerolling for Twiggles
>>30744589
The fuck you will.
>>30744599
Shit bruhAt least mine's big irl :^)
Rollity
>>30744613
>>30744618
It's ok, I'll take care of rarity for you
>>30744599
Careful there, 18" might be fit for a horse sized princess like Celly, but I'm not sure you'll >fit in poor little Twiggly Wiggly.
Also, fucking image limit.
>>30744653
Now my shit thread can die
Let's see
>>30746160
Why do I always lose at this game? ;_;
Rolling for Lyra
m
>>30729886
Rolling for oc
Applejack with my big manly meat.
>>30737888
>>30737999
Dude, you fucking HAVE to have planned this.
>>30729886
Bugbutt
>>30746946
script kiddies