>You will never find a girl like Pear Butter >You will

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>>30736073
>You will never find a girl like Pear Butter
Cityfag detected

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>>30736073
Women like the ponies in the show don't exist, dudemeister.
Plus, I already made peace with dying alone a virgin faggot.

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>>30736096
I went to farmers only to see if I can get a qt farmer but it turns out they are only looking for city girls. The only one who showed interest was looking lived 2 states away and lost interest soon after that. I will find my country girl if it's the last thing I do.

>>30736102
I feel like if you are older than 25 it is impossible to find a country gal.

>>30736073
>You will never find a girl like Pear Butter
Cemetery's open all day buddy.

>>30736073
>You will never die.

>>30736073
>undying love
But they died tho.

>>30736110
Under rated post.

>>30736143
source: my rectum

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>See this at the end of an absolute shitavalanche of a day.
I'm not going to kill myself despite the great temptation, but i am going to cry into my pillow until i fall asleep.

>>30736096

Is that John Cougar Menstrualcramp?

40% of all men in the world never get to breed. While 80% of women do.

Finding love like theirs is one of the most rarest feelings in the world.

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>>30736235

The world is a cruel judge.

>>30736235
Where are you pulling your stats from.

How feelsy would be this episode if this happen in Hearth's Warming Eve and this song is played at the end?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYDFnDr81JQ

>>30736098
I miss the supreme gentleman.

>>30736110
Too soon.

>>30736287
Gotta get her while she's still a little warm.

>>30736073
I cant understand why this episode is praised so. It felt kinda average to me beyond solving something that should have been addressed ages ago.

>>30736356
Maybe you're kinda average that is beyond solving something that should have been addressed ages ago

>>30736356
You are too edgy

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>>30736073
>>You will never experience the rare feeling of real intimate love between two beings

I've already made peace with this.
Even if you did find someone right now, you'd never really have this.
True love like it's depicted often in cartoons and shit does exist, but it isn't found how people do it nowadays.
Think about it: pretty much everyone going into a relationship go for it explicitly for the relationship perks. This is literal cancer; here are two already adult people that barely know each other, having most of their interaction revolving around wanting to get laid or not be alone.
This is why you get shit like people not lasting even half a year together, or people just "falling out of love" randomly
Love, true fucking love, isn't a fiery passion riddled mess of emotion where you either come out of it worse off or desensitized to the point you just put up with it - many of these people only stay together because of kids, sometimes not even then -
True love is friendship caught fire.
Something that is nurtured during childhood and molded afterwards; you've already seen each other at your worst, you've spent a huge chunk of your time together in a time where you didn't know what sex was or what intimacy was, you've had your laughs, your cries, your spats, at this point the only reason you are close is because you genuinely enjoy each others company simply as companions, and during this time chances are you've developed very similar tastes in plenty of things, so when it evolves into romance, you realize "shit, things are still as good as before, only now we get to have sex and cuddle too! This is the fucking best!"
At this point, what can possibly fucking happen that will cause you to break up? Absolutely fucking nothing save for death!
And that, my friends, is true love.
Search your heart, you know it to be true

>>30736073
>>You will always be alone or end up with someone because you are afraid of dying alone
False. I would rather die alone than deal with someone I don't even like.

>>30736254
His ass. It's a meme, society wouldn't function if his numbers had any merit to them.

Also the world population of 7 billion plus shits all over that.

>>30736491
>The chance for you to have any meaningful relationships have passed
Suicide is a hassle, just bury me already

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>>30736491
>Something that is nurtured during childhood and molded afterwards; you've already seen each other at your worst, you've spent a huge chunk of your time together in a time where you didn't know what sex was or what intimacy was, you've had your laughs, your cries, your spats, at this point the only reason you are close is because you genuinely enjoy each others company simply as companions, and during this time chances are you've developed very similar tastes in plenty of things, so when it evolves into romance, you realize "shit, things are still as good as before, only now we get to have sex and cuddle too! This is the fucking best!"
FUCK

>>30736491
Yup. This so fucking much. Only reason I would get together with a girl would be to have children and nothing more. But is even that worth it?

>>30736491
Is this quoted from somewhere or did you make this up. If you did make it up, good on you for explaining exactly what true love is and why the majority of people will never experience it.

As sad as it is, true understanding between men and women nowadays is, to me, almost non-existent. Mostly because of the whole hooking-up, Tinder, social site and huge cities. The fact that men are also encouraged to sleep with many women and on the other side women are encouraged to be as 'free' as possible.

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>>30736633
Just the true love is friendship caught fire bit, don't remember where I heard that phrase, but it's a good one.

>>30736695
True friends are hard to come by too.

>>30736491
I wouldn't say childhood friendship is a requirement, but true and meaningful friendship is.

>>30736518
>10 people
>4 dudes fuck 8 of the chicks
>The rest dont fuck anyone because they are too ugly/not chad enough
How is it so hard to believe?

As a person who knows a guy who literally fucked and had kids with 7 women, it's a very easy thing to imagine.
Granted hes a useless nigger but still.

>>30737394
There is more to life than one nigger.

>>30737436
I didn't say he was right, i just said he was believable.

Fact is that number is likely due to things like war, take the soviets that lost 80% of their male population in WW2, or take America who lost an entire generation of young men in the civil war.

The fact that back in the day only 40% of men passed on their genes is not that hard to imagine due to genetic bottlenecks like this.
Now if the rate is the same today, I doubt it.

>>30737451
Then why apply it to today.

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>>30736098
Me too.

>>30737463
Because that fat Chinese kid is gonna nuke us and Civil War 2.0 is about to kick off, where have you been?

>>30737469
The fat Chinese kid does this shit every other year. Nobody is backing him and he his slowly starving his nation.

>>30737469
Nothing is going to happen, but I sincerely hope I'm proven wrong. I'm sick of my current life. Anything to avoid my next class and find something worth surviving for.

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>>30737500
Shhh
Let them dream

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>>30736491
Guess I don't even have to post anymore. This guy gets it.

So rare a thing it is. We are all certainly far too late. Join me, friends. We all know that feel.

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>>30737546
a-at least, Equestria will be a virtual reality in our lifeteims, r-right, guys'???

also please post more sad pony reaction images pleas

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>>30737557
Perhaps. You'd probably do better t just come to terms with reality though. Pursue meaning elsewhere. You will not find it by looking for a relationship founded on sex. On the upside, if you are still in your young 20s, there is a slim chance you can still grow together with someone for the few years you have left before your brain fully develops. It is not the fairy tail love of Mac and Buttercup, the love of childhood friends, but it is love.

>>30737592
I'm too socially retarded speicifflcally regarding the oppostie sex, but I understand what you mean. However, I feel even for me it's too late. I never learned how to properly communicate and adopt social cues from the opposite sex when I was suopposed to. I've no clue, and the couple times I've tried have left me scrarred pretty bad that I'm afraid to try again.

I've convinced myself that I'm content with wizardom

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>>30737614
I know how you feel. I'm running out too. I'm 23. Time is at an end. But my social growth was stunted. I am, in that regard, retarded. In a world of sex, drugs, and rock n roll, those of us who are not acquainted with such things are at a loss. Adolescence is the most damaging thing to happen to society in a very long time.

>>30737614
Just stop giving a fuck about women and don't even try to respect them. Not saying it out of spite for women, but it is just easier to talk to them that way.

>>30737655

Respecting women too much, putting pussy on the pedestal, will damage your potential finding one to plough. And possibly build a meaningful life with.

>>30737650
ufunny thing is, I'm decently charimstmatic in all othe rsocial settings, but it's specifically oppositie sex relations that I'm retarded on. I nwvwr really had "ggame" per se when I was in middle school or high school. I was "that kid" that people usually picked last in gym (even in elementary school, now that I think about it) and I never really larned it, yo uknw? I was that kid that sat around fantasizing about "her" instead of proactively approachign her and be ing liked by people.

As a result, I had tl force learn humor which got me a pseudo-repuration of being the funny guy, despite being "that guy". Thanklfuly that gave me a thick skin as well as 4chan. Thanks 4chan.

But yeah, I tried asking a couple girls I really .iiked out a couple times, shot down real bad like. Kinda got over it by college time, liked another girl but found out she was a thot. Didn't work out so sewell. But TYHA. Shis fucke.

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>>30737673
Toss back another one for me, senpai. Reality is cruel. Is there anything more damaging to a child's development than the fairy tales and lies they are fed by their parents about happy little worlds and happy little people? These expectations create maladjusted people, unfit for interface with the real world. Add that to the fact that morality and society are actively corrupted and undermined, and things get really fucky. It's just the way things work out.

>>30737696
TRhanks man// You know what's it's liek. It's one of those crucia. things that you HAVEw to learn as an adolescent or child, lest you never learn it at all, or at the very least learn it later but ikn a very limited sense. It's an impossible thing to learn as an adult, you know? There's knowing someting, and then there's truly UNDERSTANDING something, and if you don't learn intimacy with the opposite sex during that time when it's the most crucial, you are essentially SOL. Don't belive none of that 40 yo virgin crap . That's cuck shit anyways.

But yeha, I would say past the age of 15, every year after that you don't learn the necessecit9es of intamacy with the the opposite sex, the ability to goes down exponentially, just like a woman and her fertile year.s

Than,s mam/ You get IUT

>>30736491
Basically, this.

>>30736073
Does anyone of you have a waifu?

>>30737775
ya man

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>this thread

I remember when I was 15 I told myself
>I better learn some programming instead of talking to girls, they will like financially independent young guy more than a poor ass chad, who works at a restaurant, right?

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>>30736098

>>30736108
this. "country" girls nowadays are just city girls with atvs and Blake Shelton on their iphones

>>30738091
Maybe in America, but not here where I am from.

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>>30738076
Yea, it's rough. The problem is that you have to build social skills at a young age. When you go into it, it's all going to be awkward and cringey. That's just the way it works. The thing is, you can get away with that shit when you are young. That's supposed to be half of what youth is about. But people are encouraged to forgo that these days, with asinine excuses like "your future". Great, you got into one of the top 100 universities so you can get some fucking piece of paper that says you are smart. Do you enjoy your future? You're alone, you have no friends, and you will never know true love, because true love arises out of socializing; out of those awkward moments of youth that you decided to forgo because your senior told you to. And now you can never make up for it, because no one who is over the age of 14 or 15 wants anything to do with an awkward social retard.

It's the folly of the past generations trying to make a better future, but failing miserably. It's disingenuous advice coming from a bunch of virtue-signaling faggots from a past time, and organizations designed to increase collage attendance and administer tests. Not to mention that all the entities that stand to gain from the nerd who gave up on life in his teens in favor of academics don't give a fuck about destroying his chance at a happy fulfilling being for their own benefit.

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>>30736491
What a nice post, exactly what I've been thinking as well. Have this too.

>>30738101
what constitutes "country" where you are from? not being sarcastic i really wanna know

>>30738169
Norway. Most girls out in the country or remote villages are usually fit and goes outdoors a lot. Or at least those in the resort me and my family have a house by.

>>30738141
Bro, I don't regret it, if I was not a creep back then I would never find things that I really enjoy in life, like weird (for normal people) music, abstract movies, psychedelics, books about psychology and the occult. Yes, I'm a lonely kissless virgin, but hey, looking at the life of an average, alcohol drinking person with a family, I would never want that life, that is a boring life of the person with tons of obligations and no desire to explore the world or himself. They are done, they live with a hope that things will get better when they die.

>>30738450
I suppose. But that's just the life of a better socialized person who still does not know love. But that is the gamble, isn't it? Even if everything is right, there is no promise of love.

>>30737650
>I'm running out too. I'm 23. Time is at an end.

W-what do you mean? If you're 23 you still have plenty of time to stop being a kissless virgin, r-right?

>>30738450
>the occult
thats bad shit my nigga

dont fuck around with the occult

Is there a similar number of lonely faggots like us on every fandom? I mean, are we attracted especially to MLP for some reason or are we just more vocal than the ones of, idk, game of thrones?

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>>30738622
Why? I'm not religious, so there is nothing to worry about, I got into that stuff only because of LSD.

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>>30736491
This is why I have a waifu instead. I missed my chance for something like this when most of my childhood friends stopped talking to me. The closest thing to true love I can get now is falling for a girl I can never get, and being okay with that so long as I get to watch her life unfold on my screen, through her best and worst of times.

>>30738615
Sex means nothing without love. Hell, I wish I had not ruined my wizard status. I will never have love, and my virginity was wasted on empty sex. Being a virgin is no the worst fate.

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>tfw the only consolation that your life is empty and forever will be, is that two "ponies" in a little girls cartoon show got to experience a true love and have three beautiful babies

I mean true honest to god love would be all fine and dandy but I've been long since aware I'm never going to get nowhere near so I've come to suck out my joy for living from other things I can get, like getting off to girls disliking me and being grossed out at me, and enjoying things like laughing at the romantic misfortunes of others while feeling good I can not have such experiences due to never ever being able to achieve any romance of any other sort. I might not be living the dream but I am alive and that counts for something since you have cunts offing themselves left and right all the time. Shame but oh boo hoo hoo, I've got other things to do, and if not I can just find new ones for more distraction

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>>30736356
What do you deem to be your favorite or the best episode?

>>30739402
Pfft. You are talking pure nonsense. Love is the most amazing feeling you'll ever feel.

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>>30736073
>You will never experience the rare feeling of real intimate love between two beings
Fuck you Anon. I just might. You aren't taking away the idea that one day I may from me.

>>30739843
Don't tell him that, then he might actually kill himself with all his superiority.

>>30739864
Not a lot of people experience it. Take a look at people in college. How many can have a girlfriend? And among them, how many will have a sappy story between them ? For our generation, it looks like love isn't the norm.

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>>30736491
there's so much truth to this it hurts.

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>>30738376
>I was just in Norway
>I spent some time in Oslo, then went up to the countryside, Voss and the Geirangerfjord area

On this, we can agree, bróðir

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>>30736491
That's a great definition, and I agree completely.

>tfw not bothered at all like this because I'm friends with a few girls, not a lot but enough to remind me that I'm not an asocial neet

desu the secret to having female friends is not wanting to fuck everything that moves.

reign it in lads

>>30736073
Eh, not feeling it. I don't need "a girl like", it's either literally my waifu or nothing. I won't settle for less.

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>>30736073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKTEBnNJgOU
>tfw

>>30738693
how do you deal with your waifus rampant flanderization?

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>>30740097
I love her no matter how she's portrayed, nobody's perfect all the time. I think the recent episode definitely covered the fact that she's not overly silly and screechy at all times, and that's just something we've been seeing a lot more of lately.

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>>30738630
>I'm not religious
>he thinks as if that will save him

>>30740142
Looks like your love is true. God bless you, anon.

>>30740267
Save from who?

>>30736227
he was born in a small town

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>>30740295
Thank you anon! I hope you have a nice day.

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>>30736073
>You will never find a girl like Pear Butter
you mean dead?

>>30740395
Gib larger res image please.

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>>30739975
Well I don't know, Anon. Yes, the truth of the matter is that love doesn't seem to be in high appearance these days. Too many people out there looking just for sex, or as a way to fulfill some sort of socially imposed necessity instead of actually wanting a meaningful relationship.

On the other hand. who knows. I'm not exactly desperate so I'm not looking out for low-hanging fruit. I still remain hopeful life will throw me a bone and give me the chance to experience it. I'd rather think it will happen than make life more shit by thinking it won't.

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>>30740300
Demons, of course. What did you think dealing in the occult was? You silly, naive nigger.

>>30740494
Occult simply means hidden knowledge. Occult doesn't mean hidden evil knowledge only.

>>30740504
False. Occult is 'hidden' knowledge revealed by demons. Anything dealing in magic is dealing with demons.

>>30740519
you are fucking retarded.

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>>30740523

>>30739843
When the kiddo is too dumb to even comprehend the post was talking of not feeling love yet
>>30739872
and his giggly friend in the other room

Man I wish I was back in school too and an underage epin trololo rusemaster

>>30740494
Well, I've been suffering from sleep paralysis since I was 12, when I first discovered Castaneda, but I think demons is just a lazy explanation.

>>30740552
demons are very real and very malicious senpai

>>30740559
this. I saw a reality show on tv once with demons so theyre real

>>30740593
You don't find it odd or telling that every religion in the world has demons, or 'evil spirits' or 'poltergeists?'

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>>30736073
Clannad has the best love story ever made you faggot

>No love at first sight cliche
>Actually have to spend time together as friends and getting to know each other
>They both help each other to improve themselves
>The music really fits mood

After Clannad I have never seen a love story to ever to be able to compete

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>>30736491
Hey buddy, I saw your post and made a /wsg/ post about it. Thanks for the lovely words.

>>>/wsg/1832097

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>>30740610
Tora Dora is pretty good

>>30740643
I did not agree to this. Delete this right now.

>>30736491
So I should fuck my sister?

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>>30740844
no
delete your post and I'll claim it as my own

>>30740057
Same here. I love Twilight so much!!!

>>30738615
I am 27 and still a kissless virgin, and nothing points out that will change.

Dating is like a musical chairs game: if you got kicked out early, that's it for you. Sometimes, it was already too late the day you were born.

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>>30736491
I agree with you on some points. Namely, that people nowadays get into relationships just for its perks instead of some kind of natural progression built on a bond that gets stronger and stronger until a romantic relationship is the next emotionally sound step.

However:
>Even if you did find someone right now, you'd never really have this.
Your post says a relationship of true love is, word by word, "friendship caught fire". In other words, you are implying strong friendships are impossible to get any time other than during childhood. And that's a crap load of bullshit. I've seen my divorced dad, who is currently 62 years old, manage to get a really strong friendship about 5 years ago. It, of course, will never develop into anything else because they are both men. But why, exactly, would this be an impossibility between two people of opposing genders? What is your excuse when you are likely much, much younger?

I'd also like to bring attention to the fact that I mentioned my parents are divorced. I had to put up with my parents slowly hating themselves and finally deciding to split apart. When I was a teenager, which is when it happened, the whole situation made me go through years of telling myself I would never find love and not bothering with it. Not a year ago, I find out the reason is exactly what you mentioned: two people who got together not because of a relationship that "caught fire". Of course it was going to happen.

Stop living a self-fulfilling prophecy. Stop going through life with a thundercloud above you thinking the time has passed for you to get something, anything. It's one of the biggest lies anyone can ever try to sell you. And stop living in the world of rationalization. Love is, ultimately, an experience of the heart. It does take effort and dedication, though. It won't just fall from the sky. Which is why you can't live thinking it won't come, because then you won't even try to make it happen.

>>30740929
I thought twifags all collectively killed themselves after MMC

>>30740598
>something bad happens to me, the me-ist me around
>it must be spooky ghosts trying to fuck me up
k

>>30741150
what

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>>30736073
You will never find a girl that love you the way you are.

>>30736073
Can someone frame that first picture of the gif for a mobilefag?

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>>30738141
>Have aspergers.
>Goes undiagnosed for years.
>Go through life feeling like i'm a piece of music thats just slightly out of tune.
>Finally piece together for myself that my brain is abnormal at the age of 23.
>Feel nothing but contempt for the parents that should have caught this and done something when it would have been effective.
I am now 26, my social skills are "Can i help you sir" level, i have zero hobbies beyond shitposting and conversations die when i participate or move on far too quickly for me to get a word in.
I am going to die alone and unloved unless by some miracle i meet someone at a future job that would actually make an effort to get to know me without getting scared off by my PTSD-like reactions.

>>30741170
dumb phoneposter
>>>/out/

>>30741023
Fuck no. I loath the episode because of delivery, but I wholeheartedly approve of the concept. The delivery was a pure garbage dump, but at some point Twilight had to elevate herself.

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>>30736235
More fake news from 4chan. Nearly everyone aged 25-44 has had vaginal sex.

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhsr/nhsr036.pdf

>>30741351
Not surprised.

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>>30741309
>muh little mary sue deserves everything

>>30741376
idgaf. Lick my ass.

>>30741436
shave it first.

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>>30741376
>mfw Applefag

Feels good, man.

>>30741351
3% represent

>>30741003
Thank you anon. I am very sad right now and you helped lessen that.

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>>30741351
>>30742353
>mfw part of the 3%

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>>30741351
This is retarded. There's no way to get this information accurately since people will simply lie when asked if theyre a virgin. I would, too.

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>>30741185
My friend, you and I are two of a kind.
>>30741351
>tfw reppin' dat 3%

>>30736227
Read the pic description you autistic nigger faggot

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>>30742369
Any time, Anon. Glad to hear I could help someone.

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>>30741185
>conversations die when I participate
This. I got tired of hearing how "weird" and "quiet" I was, so I made efforts to engage those around me only to be met with disinterested one word answers.

Some of us are just better off alone 2bh.
The loneliness has long passed, but the sense of failure lingers.

>>30742353
Count me in, bois.

>>30736098
its the rare kind of game where not playing is the only winning move
then again who knows, maybe i will end up drinking myself to death or being 60 years old and publishing an add on craigslist with a picture of me wearing a wig looking for some love

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>>30740643
10/10.
I'm flattered.
>>30740870
That guy isn't me senpai.
I think his post is just a "delet this" meme, somewhat hard to tell without a wojak or a reaction pic with a gun

>>30741023
They did. Only cuckolds remain, yet for some reason they get so mad at the mention of Flash, despite getting ahrd at the mention of Hasbro.

>>30736073
question" how can you miss something you never had? I can you long for something you will never have?

that like butt hurt about not being a billionare.
it not the end the world

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Y'all need Jesus.

>>30741376
>Flutterfags not the winners
FAKE NEWS

>>30745142
No they need to go back to /r9k/

>>30745371
why don't you go back to redit, normalfag

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>>30736073
That was it? Should have expected a bunch of drones to follow through with everything somebody tells them to do.

That was the most lackluster episode I watched. Twilight was a better love story than this.

>>30745429
Just because I'm not a disappointment like you doesn't make me a normalfag. I came here to fuck horses and post shits, but all I see is little shits post.

>>30745451
Calm down Juan and go back to >>>/reddit/

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>>30741376
>Twifags: 117 votes (37%)
>on pie chart: Twifags (25%)

>Pinkiefags: 77 votes (25%)
>on pie chart: Pinkiefags (37%)

really makes you think huh

>>30744649
EqG is NOT CANON.

>>30745752
It's not like it being canon further ruins an already ruined world.

There's nothing good left to ruin.

>>30738630
You believe in the supernatural, bro. You're religious , just not Christian.

>>30740519

>rampant Protestantism.

>>30740598
False attribution of agency, the same with claiming your '91 Corolla "doesn't want to turn on". An advantageous evolutionary trait, better to react as if every Shadow is a lion than to not react when it is.

>>30746804
>>30746828
t. witches

>>30746791
judging by wiki religion is
>the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, especially a personal God or gods.
That's not my case because all I want to say that if you get really high, weird things may happen. And often only occult literature helps me to understand it. I love science but sadly government prohibits any legal attempts to study psychedelic experiences, so I search for the answers in the alternative resources.

>>30736262
Holy shit that would be good

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>>30736491
I came to this board to look at colorful horses, not get slammed by an unhealthy dose of reality. That was all too familiar, especially when the childhood sweetheart turned out to be a cold hearted succubus.

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>>30748068
>especially when the childhood sweetheart turned out to be a cold hearted succubus
>The things Anon said are proven to be wrong but I'll still call it a dose of reality