What is she doing?
>>27913653
Stretching
>>27913653
You ever eat nothing but MRE's for an entire week and then have to push one out?
Yeah, not fun man.
>>27913653
>futa dong sister
Don't know, don't care.
Does Equestria have its own version of the nu-male?Most stallions in Equestria seem like nu-males to me.
nice projection fag
>>27913219
>>>/pol/
>>>/r9k/
Good bye
>>27913219
Oh gee, yet another quality /tv/ meme thread.
/mlp/, what's the worlds most fappable pic you fap to? Also! I'm fucking hoRNY!!
>>27913093
OP is trying too hard.
>>27913093
Well why haven't you fapped then, OP?
How much force would it take to break the horn off of an average-sized unicorn?
88.6 kiloDaltons
>>27913020
I want to give Rarity a hornjob
So, to a pony from equestria meeting a Human world horse, is that like a Human encountering a Gorilla, or is it more like a very large Retard to them?
>>27913005
I'd say like a human meeting a gorilla, ponies are smaller and made for snuggling, horsies are bigger and made for riding
If you know what I mean
>>27913005
is that a stallion or a mare? the eye looks kind of feminine.
>>27913034
Mare
good night /mlp/
Kill yourself, faggot.
can we just make this the daily 'rip clopwork' thread instead
rip clopwork
Goodnight, OP.
I want to take Sunset to the pet shop and let her choose which animal to buy
>"I want all of them!"
>You now have every animal in your household and you will have to care for every single one
What do?
>>27912365
cuck
You'll be left with three cats, a rabbit and pair of her lover's boxers
>>27912416
Your life story sounds interesting.
Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. Tulait and Loonag and FLUTETRSLAP were there too. They were going to St. Mango's after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Celestia had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.
Anyway Fluttershy came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.
"Enoby I need to tell u somethnig." she said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.
"Fuck off." I told her. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps like you." I snapped.
"YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER! YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!"
>There are people on this board right now who think the mane 6 are still young adults in season 6
Nigga what?
>>27912111
They are still young adults. Also, nice trips.
>>27912152
>They are still young adults
And where's your evidence?
It's all headcanon until the show outright states their ages.
How many years has it been in-show since s01 e01?
Name this episode. I'm watching it at the moment.
>>27912072
Best Night Ever?
>>27912072
Boku no Pico
>>27912072
The last episode of season 1, "The Best Night Ever".
Well shit, it seems Sunset Shimmer has ambushed you in the hallway.
>"Sup faggot, I thought I told you I didn't want to see you in my hall again"
How do you get out of this?
>>27911797
>smack her ass
"How about your bed then, bitch?"
>>27911797
>"OoOOoOh, nice light show, fagtron." Shimmer berates
>"What's that going to do? Tickle me?"
>>27911797
Cross my arms, look stern and say "Ms. Shimmer, I don't think your language is appropriate, especially considering you're speaking to one of your teachers. I'm afraid I'll have to inform the principal of your behaviour once more. Meanwhile, you can trot your bony ass into that bathroom, get rid of your panties and expect me for your punishment"
Let's combat the appul/glimmer shitposters by getting back to our roots: posting sexy ponies.
I am not a fan of the show, a brony, horsefucker, or a fan in any form. But since 2011 I have always been curious about the huge backlash the fandom grew to receive outside of 4chan. I say "outside of 4chan" because the general attitude toward the fandom seems to have been completely negative throughout its existence on 4chan, at least among those who did not understand or want to participate in the craze, while being generally tolerated on other websites like YouTube, reddit, KYM, various message broads and pretty much everywhere but normie social media like FB and Twitter from 2011-2012. In 2013 I noticed a huge shift as the brony stereotype went from the previously refutable/generic "fag" and "pedo" to the more specific and manufactured "neckbeard" and "autist", this stereotype being accentuated by the myriad of "le cringeworthy" images and videos that people dug up from the bowels of the fandom. After this shift ANY mention of MLP garnered fury and relentless name calling on almost any website. On 4chan after the trolling illusion the fandom had "employed" to protect itself faded away and it got itself its own board GR15 was instilled and pony became taboo outside of the board. Now in most places mentioning pony is completely taboo and breaking this results in unrest and negative sentiment which explains why pony is immediately buried or censored pretty much everywhere. Sometimes the tension is palpable when someone even gently references MLP in jest, why the fuck is this? How did this happen?
So, /mlp/, how did you dig yourselves into this hole? Did the fandom grow too fast for its own good? Even so, why do people hate such a harmless group with such a burning passion? 99% of the time the excuse has been that the fans are "obnoxious" but I've never seen them behave that way, did this trait bleed out of 4chan to the rest of the internet?
>>27911473
Autism never dies.
>>27911473
Blah blah blah
>>27911519
Not an argument.
Show me your
T O P F I V E
Favourite ponies!
Let me show mine first
>Aryanne
>Trixie
>Sunset
>Glimmer
>RainbowIm in all of the hated fagbases
>>27911327
>inb4 everyone's top 5 consists of Boring 6 ponies
>>27911340
Whats yours anyways?I would have add lyra as 5th. But thats my friends waifuand I respect that
>>27911327
>Aryanne
INTO THE GAS CHAMBER IT GOES
:c
>>27911257
Just stop, please?
>>27911257
NEVER EVER
>>27911318
But I want it.