Princess Applejack

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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time?
Check out the previous thread here:https:/desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27830268
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki

Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650

Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

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First for Applepie!

>>27896581
And the title of first is reclaimed.

>>27896581
Sexy hooves guy needs to learn sleep is for the weak.

>>27896537
>The title character and the only two NOT alicorns

This artwork is really specific for being a coincidence.

>>27896664
It's mocking them.

The only way it would work better is if Shiny was there, still sans wings.

>>27896581
That's the least lewd Applepie pic yet. Off, following such a lewd thread.

Spike being a boytoy fits perfect, though.

>>27896664
DUN DUN DUN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MywodcoGRW0

>>27896901
The fuck does that even mean!?

OOCO
>AJ
“Celestia”
~~

>Hey, Tia? Gotta question.

“And I have so much rage. So much. It’s spilling out, it will choke me, it will drown you and I will enjoy it!”

>Ya’ll would enjoy drowning.

“Of course,I can’t hear you underwater!”

>Well, good thing we’re on land, cause mah’ question is… what was the point of earth ponies pullin’ that train to Appleoosa? Wasn’t there an engine on the front? It seems like ya’ll were doin’ this just to be a dick.

“The engine was broken due to more heat than expected in Appleoosa, which broke an internal part that needed to be repaired at an actual train station, not in the middle of the desert. The front of the train did do something, it was just broken, and they decided just to pull it into the station to get it fixed and since they were going there anyway. That’s why that singular train needed to be pulled and clearly had a front car that did something, and all others actually functioned without ponies having to pull the thing that looks super heavy for no reason..”

>That… actually makes sense.

“Yeah, weird how the most obvious answer is the right one sometimes.”

>Huh.

“That all?”

>Did you break the car?

“…Er, well, I mean, I didn’t directly do anything-”

>So all along, it really was all yer’-

“POOL DON”T FAIL ME NOW!”

SPLASH!

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Pinkie Preview Prophecy

>Applejack reacts reasonably.
>Pinkie knows how to stretch!
>Fluttershy can sometimes make things anticlimactic.
>Maud can be a little stoned.
>Time Turner needs to move his blue box.
>Flitter didn't get to stretch for this.
>The CMC nab a Babs Seed.
>Cute Fanservice!

>>27897052
>Pinkie knows how to stretch!
Ohhh myyyy~

>>27897257
The word you're looking for is contort, but she does know how to stretch too... so l-lewd...
>Don't try to think, best is Pink!

>>27897497
>>27897549
Always an appropriate phrase, and just how she would want it, sporadically really thought up right there on the spot.

Night, thread

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>Applejack wants to Lord and watch over Applebloom's everyday activities from now on, leaving close to no personal freedom

Yeah, Applebitch. Because that worked out SO WELL for Celestia and Sunset. Holy fuck, is she dense or what? Is the 'learning from past mistakes' switch flipped permanently OFF in this story?

>>27898306
Well duh, no one wants her suffering over past mistakes so they sweep em under the rug... Que the meme!

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>>27898333
>Oh look, it's the suffering equals CD post agai-
Those digits grant powers of truth! B-but why!? WHY!?

>>27898306
The fuck are you talking about? Those two had the exact opposite problem, she didn't want you over her until the very end when she was getting crazy.,and then she let her just go loose and now she ended up with a rock for a heart.

Somebody to Watch Over Me never happen in this cannon.

>>27898306
Wow, reeeeealllĺy had to stretch for that example, didn't you?

Even the, it still falls flat, because AJ never saw that part, she just saw when Celestia gave up and gave her Sunset to deal with.

She would have only seen the neglect part, and how well that turned out. Which was bad.

We are actually good about the character learning from their past mistakes, first they have to actually... ya know, make them.

>>27898504
Or notice them... after slamming their face into it multiple times and rubbing there nosey's in it's festering corpse.

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>>27898504
>because AJ never saw that part
Oh sorry for assuming AJ asked Celly 'So what went wrong last time?' or generally being interested where SS is coming from without it being explicitly written down. Actually, that makes it WORSE, because in that case AJ never even asked what her student wants from life or where she plans to go!

>We are actually good about the character learning from their past mistakes, first they have to actually... ya know, make them.
Because you cannot learn from the mistakes of others or learn from the past you weren't there for. Because History is apparently for chums. Good to know. I'll make sure to write a story about AJ failing at fucking basic legislation because apparently, if it doesn't involve APPLES, she's not interested.

AJ's reaction to realizing she neglected YET ANOTHER pony who relied on her apparently is 'scream at her and forbid her from ever doing anything on her own again'.

Good fucking job everyone, AJ is rapidly toppling Rarity throne as worst princess!

Granted, I hope that the AJ/AB situation turns out to be an overreaction of the former to seeing how the latter was both angry and disappointed in her like Shimsham was not even a a month ago.

>>27898627
>g AJ asked Celly 'So what went wrong last time?
She did, her response was that she was over ambitious, she wouldn't listen to anyone, and that she deliberately defied orders assembly because she wanted to be a princess. "Celestia paid attention too hard" surprisingly didn't factor in there, and why would it? Neither of them saw it as a root, or even cause of the problem because Celestia was fucking RIGHT TO DO THAT

Again, we are actually great about that, but has to fucking happened first

>>27898704
>Oh no, Sunset went rogue cuz she felt neglected and ah ta blame! Shoutin, screamin, beggin or attackin the source of the problem didn' help but ah vow to do better in th' future!

>Oh no, mah little sister went an' got her cutie mark under questionable circumstances and now feels justly angry I neglected her!
>...
>...
>...
>Welp, ah bet screaming an' chasin' her will help plenty. APPPPPPPLLLLEBLOOOOOOOM!!!

AJ will one day become one of those abusive, deadbeat parents, won't she?

>>27898627
Expected you to pick another example instead of doubling down on this terrible one, but alright...

Don't want to be obvious about it, but this entire argument not only trips at the first hurdle, but loses its whole face before the next lap. All because one reason, Sunset running away happened... after she got banished from the castle.

Yeah, all the bad stuff? Happened when Celestia stopped paying attention to her.

When she was paying attention to her, she was keeping her away from dark arts that she was going into Kama stuff that she had to keep her away from and only noticed becaue she was keeping an eye on her.

Gee, I wonder why AJ never came to the conclusion "She clearly needed to be less attentive and controlling" when talking to either of them, and why her correlation to Sunset might make her react strongly?

>>27898765
Siiiiigh... gonna have to go all tje way back so you get it, huh? Fine.

Celestia essentially kept everything she didn't deem safe-for-retards on total lockdown. Because ponies are comically dumb and she was too lazy and disillusioned to try anymore at this point. Thats our canon. Something Sunset must've felt was unwarranted given that she isn't the typical braindead-gopher-pony. The last thing she did before being banished was look into a book that said then portal she was interested in led to another world. Of course her reaction was wondering what the fuck is wrong with the princess, since telling her wouldn't even have been that much of a deal. Celestia's knee jerk reaction was to kick her out for being wanting to know better about the world around her.

Now, if you condone this I congratulate you. You are no better than the God empror of mankind from warhammer 40k, whose bright idea of getting rid of chaos Gods was not telling A SINGLE SOUL about them, so they would be forgotten. So, instead of warning his mankind about the threats of chaos, he went and unintentionally made them blind to its danger when pursued. And if someone did, he got them shot.

Thats the level Celly was at.

Now instead of following her usual moniker of Celly being to blame (and rightfully so most of the time) and trying to be better, AJ went and turned a blind eye to any problem that didn't jump straight into her face.

Like she didn't notice her little sister had a cutie mark until she got the filly's tush jammed straight into her face. >>27898517
Is right there.

AJ's really freaking dense about learning, be it magic, trusting Chrysalis or knowing when to look after her wards.

>>27898885
Again, though, the contents of the book didn't matter, it was under lock and key for a damp reason, and she knew that.

So she broken in anyway, and you know whay? Post breaking into and taking her shkt, Cell doesn't owe her any explanation.

But somehow still, this yet again makes your point about AJ missing it even weaker and more absure to use as an example. Because, as AJ probably noticed, Sunset wasn't under constant supervision when she got caught, she got caught because she had broken into a forbidden area.

SO! Once more, and hopefully the last time, the reason AJ never made a correlation to being overprotective and the cause of literally anything that happened to Sunset is because that had nothing to do with it.

Of you want to argue "Celly was wrong to hoard knowledge outside saying it's really bad and you should avoid it", using living proof of why posted is shouldn't fuck around with it isn't going to help, especially when it was dead proof a bit ago.

This isn't a lesson AJ somehow missed, it's one that straight up hasn't come up yet in the example you gave.

>>27899036
And please forgive the spelling errors, my phone has a crack in it that makes it hard to proofread and my voice recognition is spotty at best

>>27899050
Done arguing as is.

My stance is that AJ is single-minded and short-sighted, prone to repeating mistakes. Your stance is that she has ways and time to learn, and that she still has mistakes from which to learn from.

Nobody said those two aren't compatible. Let's see how the next few threads pan out.

>>27899064
>150th thread is coming along
Past Applejack is going to tear both of the future AJs new ones and I can't even begin to describe what NC AJ will do to them.

>>27899404
>404
I'm calling this as potential 'ghost sign', may they have mercy on us.

>>27899064
>My stance is that AJ is single-minded and short-sighted,

She's bare minimum a little short sighted here, because she's missing something so stupidly obvious as how AB is going to react.

You've got the point, though, since that is kinda what she did in canon...

Did I miss the bi-weekly 'AJ is shortsighted/inadequate' debate? Did I pop the corn for nothing...?

Guess I'll wait for the monthly 'changelings are OP/broken' debate then. Way to make me waste good popcorn, /pa/ls.

>>27899636
It ended on a high note and didn't want to drag it out any further.

>Applejack
~~~

Rage would have been a misnomer, had anyone attributed it to her.

It was not an understatement, nor a lacking term, but much more simply put, not the correct thing to call her. She was not angry, right now. She was not enraged, she was not furious, or any other term a thesaurus lover might attribute.

Princess Applejack was something much, much different than enraged.

>GET BACK HERE!

As her hooves beat furiously down hall after hall in search of her prey, she was not fueled by anger, no matter what the outside eyes thought, and they all certainly thought nothing less. To them, she seemed the pinnacle of righteous fury, an aspiration of anger that not even the likes of Queen Chitania could have matched. But it was all wrong. She held no hate in her heart, and she was not angry.

She was focused.

She was focused with a precision that she hadn't had before, and wasn't sure now how she had ever done without. She was laser like and narrow, despite the rapid weaving and bobbing though every hall in search of the one who had a vast headstart on her.

She wasn't angry.

She wasn't going to harm one single hair on the pony's head, when she finally caught her.

>DANG IT APPLEBLOOM!

She was going to do something much, much different.

>COME HERE, DANGIT!

Applebloom would finally understand, whenever it happened.

Whenever she had that little pony in her hooves, she wasn't going to let go.

>APPLEBLOOM!

>>27899740
So this isn't Applerage, this is Applehugs?

I'm down with that.

>>27899776
Not touch a hair?...But how could she... *GASP!* MAHOU!?!?!?

>>27899776
More like Apple Smother.

She's going to take her to Granny Smith, she'll do it proper like.

>>27899841
Considering who's in PV right now, might not be the best call.

>>27899841
"This here hickory switch has been in our family since b'fore Equestira was even an idea an has wipped the sass out of many a young Apple since, and as the big white winged cake hole is mah witness you are gonna get such ah wippin!!!"

>"NO GRANNY, NO!"

>>27899849
Cue AJ solving all problems just to keep AB safe

>>27899899
Only after she realizes that AB and the girls were on the train that flattened and was cushioned by Chitania

>>27899861
>Apple Family has their own beatass stick like Twi's family does.

I can dig it!

Acia sunt Spiritus summum!

>>27900003
Damnation! I tried to time the perfectly...

>>27899919
Oh hey yeah, she accidentally saved them there.

Forgot all about it.

>>27900054
in a much darker and sadder world, where Chitania was one foot to the left and Sweetie Bell died during the wreck. Sweetie Doll took her place... but no one that could be understood noticed.

>Guard
“Guard”
~???~
~~~~

>…Do you hear something?

“Yeah, it sounds like dancing.”

>Who’s dancing in the middle of the hallway?

“Hey, we can dance if we want to, we can leave all our friends behind.”

>Cause our friends don’t dance.

“Well if they don’t dance, then they’re no friends of mine.”

>Ha.

“Classic… but seriously, what is-OH SHIT!”

~GET BACK HERE!~

>PRINCESS WAIT-

BLAM!
SMACK!

~GET BAAAAaaaaaccckk…~

>…

“…Can you feel your legs?”

>No. You?

“No.”

>…Did we just have sex?

“No.”

>Damn, still a virgin, and now my legs are broken, this is the worst day.

>>27900178
>…Did we just have sex?
I swear I've seen this gag before...

>>27900094
Damn!

>>27900508
Caught you off guard didn't it?

>SA
“Cadence”
‘18’
~~~

>This may have gotten a little out of hoof.

“How did she even manage to turn out floors into a bouncehouse floor anyway?”

>Magic.

“But she’s an earth pony-“

>MAGIC!

‘Why question it instead out bouncing? Comeon, you two! You and me, bouncing up and down, having a fun time, Shiny in the middle and me and Cadence having an amazing ride!’

>…

“…”

‘What?... oh. Oh! I see, whoops, did not mean to add in the innuendo.’

>Who can say stuff that innuendoy and not know they’re doing it?

‘It just happened! It was just the once.’

“Oh, we’ll be fair, but if it keeps happening we’re obviously not going to believe you didn’t know it.”

>Nobody is that oblivious, how long could you possibly keep that up? A week? A month?

“Nowhere near a year.”

>Not even close!

‘Yeah, that’s something you just know, right?’

>Right!

“…Did either of you just hear screaming?”

‘Nope. Bounce!’

“But-“

‘BOUNCE CADDY!’

>>27900503
Probably from Family Guy or something.

>>27900780
>Accusing someone of watching FG

Fucking hell anon! Lets keep it civil!

>>27900707
>Actarius
“JJ”
‘32’
~~~

>UGH! I feel like I’m going to friggen explode here!

“Again? Just point it my way, I can take it.”

‘GAHHHH!’

“Hey, I don’t mind if he hits me on occasion.”

>JJ!

“I’m just saying, I’m a changeling, we’re made to be pounded a little bit so long as we have some love in there.”

“GAHHHHHHH!’

>Wow, he’s a screamer.

“To be fair, you can be too sometimes.”

>I get caught up in the moment!

‘GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!’

>Seriously though, boss? We’re not being crazy, this place really is kookie, mysterious and also perhaps spooky!

“Altogether, I’d give it an ookie kinda vibe?”

SNAP SNAP!

>See!?

‘THAT WAS MY DAMN PENCIL!’

>Dang!

“Guess you’ll have to get something else for him to write with.”

>I swear, boss, you have no idea how to handle that stuff. One bit of excitement, and any shaft just breaks. JJ should show you how it’s done.

“I’m better with balls, mostly.”

>He is! But there’s some overlap.

‘GAHHHH!’

SLAM!

‘HHHH-… where did they go?’

He had just blinked, and they left.

‘Did… did they abandon me!?... ASSHOLES!’

So caught up in his huffing, he didn’t hear the screams, or the hooves beating against wood as they fled from something beyond where he could see.

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>Applejack
"Rarity"
~~~~
>Welcome to Fireside /pa/ with your host Applejack. It's during this time that Ah' fix things in my sleep.

"And I help."

>Have the filly scouts been visiting? Ah' haven't seen them lately.

"I can't say I've seen them around. I was hoping I could question them, but I can't if I can't find them."

>...well, they stopped coming, so...Ah' guess it's fixed?

"Close enough?"

>Close enough.

"So I wanted to bring up another problem."

>Alright shoot.

"Our air conditioner is broken."

>What do you mean our air conditioner is broken? It's brand new!

"Yeah, Spike sneezed and melted it. We're going to need a new one."

>Dang it Spike! It's going to get really hot.

"Which is why we need a new one as soon as possible."
AJ rubs her forehead.
"...Applejack?"

>...Sometimes Ah' can't decide if these problems are better or worse to deal with. Ah' mean these ARE problems, but...Ah' don't know.

"Whatever the problem is, we'll always face it...together."

>Heh.
AJ hugs Rarity.
>Together. That's all for tonight, but thanks everypony for joining me on...the Fireside.

>>27901040
Weirdly cute, did not expect that turn.

>>27901136
It's always cool on the fireside.

No, that's not an oxymoron.

>Changeling
“Changelings”
~~~

>Alright, so the guns didn’t work out.

“We still have them!”

“But none of them are useful! Sure, if you put the right stuff in them, they’re incredibly effective, intimidating, terrifying weapons, but without it they’re just useless lumps of black stuff that is at best used as a freaking bludgeon, and they’re too unwieldy to even be useful at that!”

“Whoa… déjà vu, for some reason.”

>Well, how can we get more bullets?

“Buy them?”

“None of us have any money! We spent it! ON THE GUNS!”

“So, we need to make more money!”

“What, we work in order to earn currency to spend on the things we want, use up those things in brief but fun events of shooty but exciting events, and then move on?”

“What a terrible, short sighted plan!”

>Let’s do it!

“YEAH!”

>Okay, so who wants to go out and make money?

“””””””””””””””””””….”””””””””””””””””””””””””

>I’m seeing the problem here.

>>27901349
See, this is why racism exists.

>>27901590
I...It might be from lack of sleep but I can't tell if you're saying this 'for' or 'against' racism...

>>27901630
Just a joke, akin to 'this is why fire exists.'

>Pinkie
“Crystal Guard”
~~~

>So, I’ve always wanted to know, about the whole shiny thing…

“My husband said me sleeping with him would be okay! I can talk about it!”

>Oooohkay, not what I meant, I meant the you shiny thing.

“What did I just say!?”

>I meant you being shiny!

“…what a life I would live…”

>No! I meant the fact you are shiny!

“The bodyswap voodoo worked!? All of my dreams have finally come true!”

>NO! I mean the fact that you, the pony, are shiny, the texture!

“…ohhhhh.”

>Yeah, you’re shiny, the thing! Not the pony!

“I see what you mean now… what about it?”

>Well, why are you that?

“Magic.”

>... well, that’s disappointing.

“Now we both are, miss Pinkie… now we both are.”

Alright now someone write a story about Applejack getting over thrown and having to adress the nation through a magic cellphone

>>27899816
....sounds like a past dream of Spike's.

>>27901813
Now see, with this subject I could say, something about spiders and this is why fire exists. If i did the same with Changelings... well it sounds bad cause it sounds like racism is for Changelings just like fire is for spiders. In which case I'll be calling you Canty Anon.

>>27902128
An unintentional military coup by the guards? Who were in fact running a anti-coup drill? Over throwing the Princesses and setting up a ridiculously incompetent but highly efficient regime in the process? All is well in it's unwellness? Sounds like something we should have pulled pre-guard shape up.

>>27902206
And it has to be written down in the spaghetti code of law that the Guards are inclined to overthrow if the government is acting too.... cannot think of a horse equivalent of non-secularist but heyo

>>27902146
Nope.

No oh my on that one.

>>27902399
Racist!
Shiny got plenty!

>>27902128
Why do I keep getting my political stuff from this thread?

>>27902549
It's wayyyyy more entertaining than the news.

>>27899899
SO NC and not remotely IC
>Sunset
“Chitnaia”
~~~

>AHAHAH! Yes! Yes my titany minion!

“Ally.”

>Sooooon, soon we shall have revenge on all those who wronged us!

“Mostly me, I got shot a lot by lasers and missiles, and you just got ignored. I’m not even mad.”

>Soon, all of them shall suffer, and we shall start with… APPLEJACK!

“The only one who didn’t explode me in some form yet.”

>We hurt her where it will do the most damage, HER FAMILY!

“Which I have never met, so I don’t know who you’re talking about.”

>First, and most importantly… APPLEBLOOM!

“…”

>…

“…Why did the sun just go out?”

>I don’t know, maybe it’s an outage-OH SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK A METEOR-

BOOOOOM

~NEVER AGAIN YA’LL!~

>>27902830
Yes!

Yessssss!

>>27902830
I can dig it!

NC addition, because I had to
>PD
“Gwen”
‘DT’
~~~~

>Yes, this superweapon will make us the greatest, OF ALL OF EQUESTRIA!

“How, exactly?”

‘COOL!’

“She’s not even paying attention.”

>But first, a demonstration… We have to blow something up!

‘I AM ALL FOR THIS!’

“Isn’t that dangerous?”

>Nahhh.

“What are the odds?”

>Well, I suppose there’s a one in one one-millionth to the millionth power chance that it might somehow hit someone like, say for a random example, someone Applejack knows, but the odds of that are so low that it’s comical to even imagine-what the fuck is that noise?

‘It sounds like a bomb dropping.’

>Pffft, good luck, we’re behind so much steel we qualify as a refinery-

BOOOOOOOOOOM!

“MOTHER OF HAWK!”

~NOOOOOOO!~

‘I WANT MY MOMMY!... ACTUALLY ON SECOND THOUGHT DADDY, DADDY PLEASE!’

>AHHHHH!

~BURN IT ALLLLLLLL!~

>>27902830
NC
>Discord
~???~
~~~~

>This shit is why I don’t show up anymore.

CRASH!

>OH COME ON!

~GET OUTA THE SAME STORY AS MAH’ SISTER!~

>I’m just sitting here-

PUNCH
>Looks like Discord’s getting fucked over agaiiiiin!
TING!

Love still exists...

>>27903168
...in the tummies of bugs who like snuggles and hugs~!

>>27903201
Fuck, she even makes that cute.

>Celestia
“???”
~~~

>I can’t believe I actually have to praise her… and still no letter! I can’t believe it! One thing! I asked for one freaking thing from her! Not even that much, really! Who couldn’t hand off a letter!? Who is so busy they can’t even give me the time of day after an event! Twilight did, after Discord even! She knew the importance of making sure I was happy! I could burn this whole place to the ground! I should burn this whole place to the ground! All I wanted was a letter, damn it! Dear Princess Celestia and some words, that was all! When I get a hold of her, she’s getting a piece of me-Appleajck! Hello! There you are, I’ve been looking all over, do you have anything for me? A certain le-

“GET BACK HERE!”

>…but… but I’m right-GAH!

The orange blur shot past, bowling over her long slender white legs like bowling pins, landing with her full weight forwards and leaving her chin down on the ground as she grew smaller down the hall before vanishing.

>….

Slyly, she noticed a guard off to her side, staring slack jawed in awe.

>….Not a word of this, ever.

He offered her a hoof to help her up, but she refused it, content to lay face down on the ground in misery.

>…I just wanted a letter….

>>27903447
Awwe, that was cruel...

>>27903495
Such is the life of Celestia.

>>27903215
I like how you immediate jumped to Two, when that describes a lot of them.

>SA
“Cadence”
‘18’
~~~

>…

“Shiny? You okay? You just… stopped.”

‘Just straight up froze up.’

“You look like a movie reel stopped.”

‘The cool 3D kind, not a regular one, since I can see all around you, especially the backside. It’s a nice angle.’

“Huh, it is, isn’t it?”

‘Why do you suppose we like butts so much?’

“It’s a cliché, but it’s never made much sense.”

‘Like, I get why they like it, birthing hips and something to watch jiggle when they go to town, but to us it should be dumb, right?’

“Yet, every romantic comedy, there it is.”

‘It’s a mystery. Maybe we should-GAH!’

“EEP!”

His hooves had snapped up too fast to see, and held them tightly.

>Stay here, I must go.

“W-w-what?”

>My planet needs me.

He floated away, straight out the door, and out of sight, all without moving.

“…”

‘…So about butts.’

“Butts are weird.”

‘Easily the weirdest thing today.’

>>27903885
Go Shiny go!

Hug her with your hooves!

>>27903885
>My planet needs me

Literally, she's about to set fire to the thing.

>Applebloom
“SB”
‘SL’
~~~

“Applebloom? You okay?”

The pony had gone rigid, frozen, locked in mid step with eyes wide and ears pointed straight to the sky. With a meticulous scan, the other two were quick to note something quite disturbing of the little pony.

She wasn’t breathing.

‘Oh shoot! What’s wrong!?’

Even without breath, or movement at all, somehow sweat began to form on her brow, rolling down her head in smooth droplets atop her fur.

“Is she having a stroke!? Get the defibahoosywhatsists!”

‘That’s for a heart attack!’

“Actually, it’s for frying eggs, but I found it works on pretty much anything! Any problem gets zapped!”

‘And that fixes them?’

“Well, it makes them stop, same thing.”

‘That doesn’t-“

The CRACK that rang out made them both jump, leaping away from the filly who’s neck had unnaturally twisted to the side.

“A-Applebloom?”

Beneath her rasping, hollow breath, they heard but a single word.

>Run.

“W…what?”

There was not a second to question it, before her head snapped back around, and pointed itself straight ahead.

>Ah’… said… RUNNNNNNNNN!

Her high pitched squeal grew quieter in the distance, as the filly ran with a speed that had never been made before.

“…Should… should we join her?”

‘There’s a good chance it’s only after her, though.’

“What does that mean?”

An orange hoof thoughtfully tapped her chin, before she came to the answer.

‘…I’m out!’

She tore off to the side, away from her friend’s path, and with wings buzzing she was gone.

Sweetie Belle sat in that hallway for a solid three minutes, realized she was alone, and then ran off.

“WAIT FOR ME-OW!”

It took her at least two tries before she didn’t hit a wall.

Off in the distance, they could hear the cries grow louder.

~GET BACK HERE!~

Her headstart dwindling, Applebloom didn’t know if she could escape.

But she was damn well going to try.

>>27904223
Friends to the eennnddd!

>>27904241
Look, we all have limits. When you hear shit like that, you run.

YOU FUCKING RUN.

>>27901040
God I missed stuff like this.

So chill.

>>27903010
I love these damn sequays.

No point, just fun.

>>27899814
>MAHOU?

>>27904502
I don't get it.

>>27900843
It is from FG though.

>>27904636
What episode?

>>27904747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqOpwyUxudw
early first run episode throwaway joke.

>Arana
"???"
~~

>I hope Bluey is okay... OH HEY! Princess! Listen, I think Bluey and PJ are fighting-

"COME HEEEERRRREEE!"

>Uh... okay, right here-HOLY SKITTERBUGS!

TRAMPLE!

>...so it's finally happened... I've fully become the bug.

>>27904843
Poor Spider-ling

>>27903447
I don't care how, but she is getting those letters.

>>27905187
MAKE IT HAPPEN

Also, holy shit this glimmer raid is making stuff fly.

>>27905424
It's not a raid, just a bunch of threads on it.

It'll be fiiiiine.

>>27905605
Waaiit a minute..

DAMN IT CADENCE

>>27905726
Hey! She actually got better, don't drag her into this.

>>27905424
Right? Goddamn.

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>>27903447
>Hello Darkness my old friend intensifies

>>27904007
I like how he's just summoned. No explanation, she is just in need of hugs and off he goes. That's how it should be, he doesn't have wings, so he's gotta float to give those hugs

>>27900094
That would have been a really dark end to that Ark. Just out of nowhere BLAM dead CMC

>>27905605
I think it's finally over.

>>27906816
Nope, they just started using AJ instead.

....OH FUCK!

>>27906663
3 post later and you would have been one smug n sarcastic mega Satan... just saying.

>>27907024
Don't worry, pinkie hid us, we're good.

>>27908024
Best is Pink!

>>27908036
Just don't think.

>>27904843
Wish the transition to full bug had been smoother, Ara...

>42
"SA"
~~

>Ah! Shining, I need to speak with you. It's about the changelings-

"My planet needs me."

He floated right by her, still frozen like a still frame, so smoothly she didn't even know how he had spoken, and was gone.

>...okay then.

She shrugged, and moved on.

LAST THREAD RECAP, OH SHIT IT'S A CUTIE MARK RUN EDITION!
>Mane-Iac wants to go through the portal to find the holder of copyright, but the guard won't let her. So, she gets Poindexter to go with her.
>Cue inexplicable, offscreen traveling of the world and Poindexter going crazy.
>10 and BBB cover the Fillyscout going bananas, and occasionally save a pony or two when they do it.
>Lyra and Bonbon watch the scene unfold, and mostly banter.
>Pinkie might be controlling SA.
>The canties get guns, it goes as well as the changelings.
>42 demands to know about the CE sewer system
>CC discovers life is a game. Mind blown.
>Rarity insists on her proposal, and insists that it will include Chrysalis too thanks to an addendum about anyone who spends a lot of time with the royals, which make things get a little heated between them.
>So, Caddy intervenes with hugs, and it diffuses the situation. AJ, meanwhile, is ready for a dang vacation.
>After Rarity and Cadence leave the room, Chrysalis and AJ have a debate about the matter, specifically if Rarity is targeting her. Chrysalis insists she is, AJ denies and defends her friend up and down. Eventually, AJ admits the proposal is stupid, but Chrysalis shouldn't be harsh on Rarity, and instead of fighting to just give her a chance and talk to her, since the alternative would probably be a sparkly hammer to the face.
>Chrysalis leaves, but seems to be considering AJ's words.
>Afterwards, both have a moment of reflection about where they ended up.
>The Castle Staff continue to be silly.
>Pinkie's rides are questionable.
>Berry gets no medical alcohol, does get bucked.
>Luna visits the Ghostbuster's dreams, and they're kind of nuts.
>Pommel finally begins his attack on the head mobsters, and after a battle he manages to capture their leader.
>He also has to give bits for a swear jar, but that's unrelated.
>The Fillyscout is wrecking Dash, 77 and Harry, and all looks hopeless.
1/4youknowwhatfourisfine.

>>27909256
>Until, in a moment of desperation, Fluttershy calls out, and someone answers.
>That someone? Dominatrixshy.
>Yes, that clone from the early threads who's theme was dominatrix has returned, and she proceeds to kick the Scout's ass, while simultaneously making Dash and 77 feel very, very uncomfortable.
>Even when the Scout goes Silver Mode, she still can't find victory after Domshy summons a Discord Clone and sacrifices it to stop her attacks. So, she goes to her ultimate form, GOLD MODE!
>This only makes her excited!
>Shining and Pinkie take a ride on the Pinkie Copter, a hugely unsafe contraption with no roof and blades exposed, up to the clouds. There, Pinkie points to a seemingly random spot and asks if Shining can see it. Surprisingly, he can.
>They share a nice moment where Shining asks her if this is about 'that', and she says yes, hinting that the reason she wants to build a new PL is to leave something behind just in case, something Shining very much understands.
>Berry decides to hide from the scout in the library.
>Celestia tries to scare off the rampaging staff with Dollestia's head, it doesn't succeed.
>Reluctantly she exits, and talks to them, confessing to a lot of awful things before she realizes they think she doesn't know their names. Which she does, she signs it on their paycheck every week. She just does it because it's fun... and because she accidentally called someone the name of a worker who had been dead for twenty years and felt terrible about it.
>They liked the first explanation more.
>Problem solved!
>And they realize there's a changeling there, in their midst, and are having none of that.
>42 is relieved when she learns water comes from the snow.
>Pokey Pierce going to children's parties is suddenly very suspect.
>Big Mac ain't gonna fight anything, but he does have a beard.
2/4it'sfiiiine.

>>27909267
>Shining gets a monster hug from an excited Caddy, so strong he gets knocked out into the snow. He does not mind, even with broken ribs.
>Neither does Pinkie, who wants in on the hugs.
>Then comes the party.
>42 asks if any of the changelings did anything productive. Turned out, one had! And has been for months!
>After Hearth's Warming, Chrysalis ordered one of the lings to make more of the memory balls that she gave to AJ, and he has been. He made dozens, over months.
>They're hard to make.
>Still, he gets a headpat, and everyone else gets punched. Now, one problem, they need to distribute and market it.
>So, 42 goes to 18, and tells her she needs to get in contact with a marketing team, which she agrees to, but 42 leaves before she can learn what exactly is being marketed.
>18 goes to Pinkie, who also agrees before she knows what it is, and then 18 goes and joins the SA/Caddy party with them.
>Cue Pinkie/SA/Caddy/18 party, it's fun.
>Sunset says they finally have all they need to power up Chitania! One problem, Chitty doesn't have enough power. There's only one place that has a powerup strong enough to handle the new enhancements... the Empire.
>They're going to get ready, and the Empire will never know what hit them.
>Rarity, insisting she's doing the right thing, gets tackled by Twilight, who is despondent that all her old friends have left Canterlot.
>Rarity agrees to help find the one let that might still be there, after they get ice cream, because they both feel terrible.
>F/B bring you up to date.
>JJ and Acty's attempts to film the strange happenings of the Embassy fail.
>Derpy herps, CC derps.
>Two, visiting her grandparents, accidentally makes Velvet feel old.
>Cup Cake and Carrot Cake are not swingers.
3/4FIIINNNEEE

>>27909271
>Blueblood cleans the floor so well you can eat off it. Long story short, he's now biting PJ while Arana and Haymaker look on.
>It's easier than explaining what PJ meant when she said he could eat her off the floor.
>Bon takes Mares in Black seriously.
>Celestia learns that the meeting is over, and goes off to get her letter.
>Frieghter and a lunar guard watch 56 drown his sorrows in water, despondent he lost his action figure.
>The CMC survive the flooding when the wall breaks, but when they hear a familiar country voice, they might wish they hadn't.
>AJ chews out AB for being reckless, and AB doesn't make things any better when she shoots back with how neglectful AJ has been. Things get really terrible when AB mentions that she hasn't been to school in months.
>AJ decides to show her what happens and prepares to spank her, but never quite makes it due to freezing up and going 404 when she sees a certain cutie mark.
>The CMC run, leaving a still frozen AJ behind.
>When she comes back to reality, AJ snaps and declares she's never going to let AB out of her sight again.
>The hunt is on.

As always, if I missed something, make it known!

>32
"Acty"
'JJ'
~~~

>There is a scant few reasons you should be doing that, and I'm already prepared to get none of them.

The two ignored him, and just kept locking the door.

"What was that!?"

'I don't know! I was so... long! And floopy! AND BIG!'

"SO BIG!"

'Biggest I've ever seen!'

"And so thick!"

'It would have torn me apart!'

"Split like a watermelon, that's what you would be!"

'ACTY WHYYY!?'

"I DON"T KNOW I COULDN'T STOP IT!"

'I wanna go back to the balls!'

"KEEP LOCKING!"

>...You know what? I'm actually interested in this now.

>Dash
"77"
`Harry`
'Domshy'
~Scout~
~~~~

The word 'massive' did not do it justice.

Dash and 77 found their necks hurting something terrible as they craned upwards to try and look at the being above them. So massive, so tall, the floating clouds around it barely even reached it's chest.

It's fur was now a bright, shining gold, glowing like the sun. It's limbs were no longer scrawny like a teenagers, but thick and aged like someone in their prime. Chaos radiated off it in waves, changing the world around it into a strange distortion of reality. Black water rippled behind it, shrouding all but the luminescent being in shadows.

The circling rings of sashes were gone, replaced by entire planets of interconnecting sashes that moved in perfect balls, each one orbiting around her in perfect synchronization. She was covered completely in ornate Fillyscout Regalia, simple greens now looking made of emeralds and stuffed with a far too busy but impressive to look at design. Atop her head was not a fillyscout cap, but a crown in it's vague shape, with chaos magic flowing freely from the top in plaid ribbons.

All around them, they could hear miraculous chanting, a choir that nobody could see giving a symphony sound.

When she finally spoke, it nearly burst their eardrums with it's resounding, auto-tuned sound.

~FILLYSCOUT, FINAL FORM... GOLD FILLYSCOUT MASTER!~

Her words alone caused a hurricane, one that nearly blew Dash and 77 away, but they both held strong.

~SOUL OF THE FILLYSCOUT GOLD MASTER, FINAL ATTACK... STARGAZING!~

Above them all, the daylight sky went out, and the stars themselves came together. They formed a massive, powerful ball of magic, greater than any that had been seen before, and the mass kept growing, and growing, and growing.

Finally, it reached a critical mass, and began to wobble.

>...Seventy Seven?

"Yep."

>Just want you to know, this has been a weird time.

"Weird ass first day, yeah."

1/4

>>27909558

>But you know, it was fun to be back in the saddle, for just a little bit.

"Can't say the same. Company was fine, not so much literally anything else that happened today."

`Gruggh!`

"Yes, Harry, I enjoyed your presence as well. Not so much anything else, I want to repeat, none of this was okay. None of this."

>Yeah, you get that feeling when you keep fighting gods. Me? I once tried to fight Discord. Went about as well as this did before the magic necklaces got involved.

"I miss those necklaces."

>Sorry, in the tree.

"Well, that tree needs to share."

`GRUGH!`

"See? He gets it."

The wobble finally stopped, and the sphere broke.

Then came the rain.

>You know, I'm the best flier in Equestria, but you know what...

The rain of shooting stars so bright, so thick, they could be mistaken for thinking there was no gap within it, period.

>I don't think I'm gonna dodge that one.

"Well shit, I was going to get married."

>A cop about to get married? You were asking to get annihilated.

"I see that now."

There was nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, nowhere to escape to as the rain got so close they could feel the heat radiating off every star.

>Ahhhh, shoot. I'm not even going to die a Wonderbolt Captain.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm a guard captain, and I feel nothing to that title."

>You know? It does.

`Grugh.`

"Not ungrateful, just sad... goodbye, Rainbow Dash, Harry."

>Goodbye you guys... I'm glad we had this team up.

`...grugh.`

Finally, they broke through the sky, and it was over.

All of it was over, in a snap.

'Pathetic.'

A literal snap, from a yellow hoof.

'Was that really the best you could do?'

The fillyscout's jaw dropped, her eyes becoming pinpoints as her attack, all her stars, froze in the sky, just above where they would have annihilated the trio, the ground, and likely most of Ponyville.

2/5

>>27909561

'I gave you so many chances to make me happy, make me excited. I gave you so much freedom to do with me whatever you wanted, and you couldn't even get me going a little. You could have done anything you wanted to me... and this was the best you could do?'

She sighed, sounding more frustrated than upset.

'Hrmph... you don't deserve to be in my harem.'

The stars came together again, but this time they did not form any shape at all, but vanished from existence when they touched the leather-clad yellow alicorn. One by one, they vanished, and soon the daylight had come again.

~...SOUL OF THE-~

'No, you had your chance... now it's time to finish you off.'

A single, broad swing of her hoof called forth straps, thousands of them from nothing, which one by one snapped all around and bound the scout in place.

~S-SOUL OF THE FILLYSCOUT, KNIFE SAFETY! BLADE SHARPENING! METALWORKING!~

No matter what she called, nothing could break the straps that pulled her into a very uncomfortable, but surprisingly non-provocative, position.

~SOUL OF THE GO-~

Her last words were cut off as a gimp mask covered over her face, wrapping around it like living fabric. She let out one last gasp before the zipper closed up, and silenced her.

'Now then, isn't that so much better?'

The scout fought, and struggled, at least for a little while. Slowly, her struggles reduced, she fought less and less, and then strangely she began to shrink.

>..okay, did not see that coming.

She shrunk smaller, and smaller, and smaller, the leather contracting to shrink with her and keep her bound, until soon she was no longer the towering monster, but the size of a standard adult mare.

'Oh my...'

Then, she kept shrinking, and shrinking, and shrinking.

Soon, there was nothing more than a tiny bundle of leather left.

'So, you really were just... inexperienced.'

3/5

>>27909569

The leather all ripped away, revealing a gasping, confused and sweating filly in a fillyscount uniform underneath. She looked all around while baffled as to where she was, and looked downright terrified when she finally saw the alicorn hovering in the air.

'Oh my my my... all that, from an age so young? Well, you might not be worth it now... but maybe someday, when you get a little more experience, I'll add you to my harem.'

~...STRANGER DANGER!~

Terrified, the fillyscout held up the one badge that hadn't been used in her giant from.

~PERVERT AWARENESS!~

'HISSSS!'

The alicorn whipped it out of the filly's hooves, surprisingly leaving the hoof that had held it and the filly in question completely untouched, but that was plenty for the scout.

~I NEED AN ADULT!~

She tore off running, all questions as to what happened or how she got there seemingly forgotten. The dominatrix didn't even bother to watch her go.

'Oh, I feel so... unsatisfied.'

She rubbed her leather again, her whip returning to the nothing from which it came. Her listless eyes searched around, looking for anything more fun to play with.

Eventually, she found it.

>...uh oh.

"Nnnnnope."

`Gggugaa!`

Slowly, the alicorn began to smile.

'Hmmm... maybe I could play with you, for just a little bit longer...'

Abruptly, her hoof swung up so fast they heard a sonic boom when it moved, and slapped an object that had fallen from the sky so fast it hadn't even left a blur.

The object that had nearly struck her shot to the left, and unleashed a massive mushroom cloud when it landed, leaving behind a massive crater in it's wake that could have swallowed half of Canterlot. Strangely, colors within the smoke cloud danced with strange patterns like stars and rainbows, and it took on the odd shape of a middle finger at some point.

The alicorn was not bothered in the least by the attack and smiled.

'...Discord.'

4/5

>>27909575

From the rubble, the smoke and the dust, he snapped his fingers in frustration.

(Oh darn, almost had you that time.)

He floated up, hovering in the air directly across from her with an uncharacteristic scowl on his face.

'Hello again... I'd love to finally have you in my harem.'

His scowl deepened, and his claws swung out wide with chaos dancing between them. Most unusual, not a single quip shot back from him, and he never once smiled.

The two stared each other down, and waited for something only they understood.

>...so does anyone know what the fuck is going on anymore?

"No."

'Nug!'

>At least it's not just me.

The battle was over.

The real one had barely begun.

>>27909581
>A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

>>27909581
This has gone completely off the damn rails.

I kinda like it.

>>27909581
>DISCORD IS FUCKING BACK

YES!

>AB
"???"
~~

This was it, the sensation of being hunted.

That of a predator closing in slowly as her time on this earth ticked away as fast as her hooves clopped against the immaculate floor of the castle halls. She could feel the prickling on the hair of the back of her neck, the cold sensation that chilled her fur as the wind rushed past the sweat clinging it to her body. She had known battles, fights, fear and strife before, but nothing like this.

This was animalistic, primal, reducing her to her very base as a being, one who merely raced away as fast as she could in the vain hope of living another day. There was no thought or skill to her, all the building blocks of evolution that brought her here knocked aside like the forgotten toys of a toddler. She was no longer Applebloom, child, sister, student, crusader, sister. Now, she was just a pony.

A scared, frightened little pony, who knew her time was up, so she ran.

She ran, and ran, and ran, until her hooves grew sore.

She ran, and ran, and ran.

But she knew it wouldn't be enough.

"COME BACK HEEERRRREE!"

The roar was growing closer, her blood was running colder, and soon the beast would catch her scent, she would find the trail, and all her running would have merely been to delay the inevitable.

The moment the hunter locked on, she, the pony, would be out of options, and she would fall.

This was the end for her. All because...

>...THIS CUTIE MARK AIN"T WORTH A DAMN THING! MAH LIFE IS A LIE!

>>27909690
And doing stuff!

The forgotten finally get a chance to shine!

>Twilight
"Rarity"
'Moondancer'
~???~
~~~

'GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN!'

"We're not on your lawn, we're above it. Because it's a nightmare mess, and I'm pretty sure I saw a dead rat in there."

>Rarity, not helping.

'Go away! I don't want anything to do with any of you!'

>I'm sorry I missed your party! I didn't know how much it meant to you, really!

'What?... Oh, right. Well yeah, that was awful too, but not the big thing.'

>What could be bigger than that?

'You and everyone around you is completely crazy! I want nothing to do with you nutjobs or the stuff you cause!'

"What!? How dare you! We're not crazy!"

>We're normal!

"Perfectly normal!"

>The fact we were both unicorns and are now flying aside, I mean!

"Yes, that aside!"

>Normal!

~GET BACK HEEERREEEEEEE!~

An orange blur shot past, and when she left, the grass was suddenly much lower.

>...

"...so there was a rat in there, I think. It might have been a cat."

'...'

>...NORMAL!

>>27910133
Points for originality with the grievance.

NC

>???
"???"

~~~~

>...

"..."

>This was entirely not my fault.

"I doubt it."

>Where would I even get that much clam chowder? This far inland?

"At the all you can eat down the street."

>Uhh... Vegetarians.

"Highly debatable, I've seen enough discrepancies."

>...oh.

"Not the point but its really odd sometimes."

>Mmm... Still not my fault.

"Sure."

>Seriously, I had nothing to do with this!

"Your hooves are literally coated in chowder."

>So are yours! So is everyone elses!

"So you CAN see the mayhem you caused through those eyes of yours."

>Wow, racist.

"You can't pull that card, you pulled it last week, on account of them not taking your coupons for gourmet chocolate pudding."

>THEY WEREN'T SELLING CAUSE OF MY... something... I think...

"..."

>It's easy to pull that card here.

"What does that say about our society?"

>That the rich are scum? That they discriminate on anything they can call on? Be it wealth, race, or otherwise?

"...Just admit that this is your fault."

>No.

"I bet if I look in the back of your wagon I'll find empty barrels of chowder.

>Half empty, there was a lot of chowd... Ah, hello hoof, what unique flavors will you have for me today?

"Please don't actually put it in your mouth."

>Why not? What's the worst thing that I can step on here?

"In a city full of peaple who think their shit don't stink? Potentially everything."

>Ew.

"Ew."

>...Ok, I confess, I planted the chowder.

*Splat-at-at-at-at*

"..."

>And that would be the jambalaya...

"..."

>...

"Where did you even get that?

>There's this restaurant six blocks that way, great stuff.

>SL
"???"
~~~

>Phew! I escaped that. Poor Applebloom, she's probably going to get grounded or something... or eaten... or boiled alive... or-oh wow I think that trip messed with my ideas of punishment, huh. But at least it's not me! Cause nobody ever pays attention to me or cares enough that I'm gone, or even noticed I had a cutie mark! No big sister who would get mad, or anything like that! Nobody cares about me at all no matter what I get up to! I'm in the clear!... and I just made myself sad... awwww, I suck...

"Yep."

>GAH!... HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE!?

"Whole rant."

>Well, you're a dick, random changeling guy!

"I'm sorry, I kind of suck too. See, I was trying to make the Hive great again, but I got lost."

>Wow, i know a thing or two about getting lost.

"I also mostly got ignored after everyone stopped being angry at me."

>WOW, I know all about that too.

"..."

>...

"...Crying corner has space for two."

>You know what? Time to see what all the fuss is about...

>>27909876
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

>>27910414
...I have no idea who those are.

>>27910417
Oh god, Sweetie no.

>>27910429
I'm trying to figure it out and I'm coming up blank. I'm also getting a llama's with hats vibe.

>>27910465
>Sweetie

Is says SL though...

>>27910500
Oh, I seriously just capitalized it on reflex, I was actually just saying sweetie like you would say it to a child.

>Lyra
“Bonbon”
~~

>Oh hey, we’re not dead.

“Awesome.”

>Yeah, was pretty sure we were fucking doomed there.

“But nope, we’re alive.”

>Totally alive.

“And not dead via star rain.”

>Not that at all.

“…”

>…

“…”

>…So should we… stop hugging?

“You know, I feel like we should hug harder, if anything.”

>Can we do that without strangling each other?

“There’s only one way to find out.”

>You know what? Sure, let’s feel the hugs.

“Hugs it is.”

>…

“…”

>…So are we-

“Hugs first.”

>Riiiight.

>>27910858
YOU FOOLS HUGS LEAD TO SNUGGLES! SNUGGLES LEAD TO CUDDLES! CUDDLES LEAD TO H-H-HOOF HOLDING!

>>27910896
You shut your lewd mouth!

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>>27910896
There are FILLIES in this thread!

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>>27910896

>CC
“Derpy”
~~~

>I… am… awesome.

“What?”

>Totally all me. I want this known, all of that was me.

“You’re Fluttershy in a funny getup?”

>Pfft, all a smokescreen to cover up I, the greatest weather captain of all time!

“Wow, if you stopped a giant monster fillyscout, you really are the best! Nobody has ever done anything like that, I’m pretty sure!”

>Nope. They sure have not.

“Wow!”

>Yeeeep. Wow.

“…So are you going to fight Discord now?”

>I might be fighting him as we speak, you don’t know.

“Guess not!”

>Yep. Pretty. Damn. Good.

“You really are!”

>…

“So was the hugging and crying and asking for your mom all part of your technique?”

>It’s a pretty advanced technique, you seriously don’t get it?

“...I’m not a mare who understands the intricacy of battle.”

>>27911360
Oh shit!

HHHNNNNGGG!

>>27911360
That neck thing made me think if Chitania for some reason.

Somehow? That's cuter.

>>27911360
>This was not meant for filly eyes!

>>27911360
Holy shit that's adorable

>>27911360
>Those mittens
I can't tell if that's treating her delicately, making sure she can't peek in between your digits or just something that you picked for comedic reasons, like getting your mitts on her.

>>27911360
Admit it, you left all that white space hoping someone would shop something in.

>>27911360
I'm trying to think of something to say, but all I hear is the metal gear warning noise.

>>27911360
God that's cute.
>Pinkie
“Cadence”
‘18’
~~

>Hey, where did Shiny go?

“He said his planet needed him and flew away.”

‘It was really weird, he looked all flat and stuff and didn’t move at all, like he got replaced by a cardboard cutout.’

>Ahhhh, I understand completely.

“…Do you really?”

‘That’s a legit question, do you? Because I don’t understand anything about what just happened.’

“I mean, I’m not bothered, because it’s us, so this just kind of happens, but still I’m confused.”

>Wait, you mean crazy stuff happens around you guys ALL THE TIME, and you never even question it? Don’t even wonder how, who or why?

“Nope.”

‘Stopped about the time the supervillain tried to bake a cake, and then ended up serving me pancakes that one time.’

“She’s good with pancakes though.”

‘Weird, right? They come out completely perfect.’

“Also, she used an egg, a celery stalk, and just a random bowl… no idea how that worked.”

‘Think she got the recipe from Rarity.’

>…

“Pinkie? You okay?”

>…Eighteen, turn pink.

‘Wait, what? But my hair is already-‘

>All pink, make it happen!

‘…’

FWOOSH!

‘Okay, now what-‘

>CRAZY PINK PONY PARTY, GO!

“But what about Shiny?”

>He can join in when he gets back, but until then, let’s party!

“Welll….”

‘This is all about celebrating, right?’

“…You know what, yeah! Let’s have a pink pony party, just us mares! I never get to have these kinds of parties anymore!”

>That’s the spirit!

‘WOOO! CELEBRATION!’

“Do you actually know what we’re celebrating-“

‘NOPE!’

“…kay. Wooo!”

>”’WOOOOOO!’”

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>>27911948
Combo of all three with a bit of unworthiness mixed in, just a bit.

>>27912199
You guys know me so well~

... was my post scruffed? What the heck!?

>>27911360
>Anon wants to keep a filly pure

This is not the anon I know!

>>27912369
Your digits facilitate your intentions! SHINY GET 'THE STICK'!

>>27912336
What was it?

>>27912474
Wow, that came out way different than I think you intended.

... Or maybe just as intended...

>>27912516
Oh, it was this >>27912302 but its odd, because it appeared before >>27912301 then I closed the tab by accident opened it again and it was gone. And I kept refreshing, then when I posted this>>27912336 it came back after >>27912301, I legitimately have no words.

>>27912301
Shiny, go home! Your wife is having way more fun without you!

>Luna
“29”
‘Zecora’
~~

>Thine ritual dance is horrible! This is supposed to be the dance of thine species?

“Thou art much too harsh!”

>This disgusts me, our very stomach will not stop churning over the mere sight!

“How dare thee! To think, that one would say something like that! The ignorance, the horrid festering regret! Why, it misses the heart and soul of what makes this dance great! The culture, the history! Thou miss it all in thine blind eyes, but I do not! I see the splendor and the greatness within it, and I love every step most taken! Thou, art a fool.”

>And you are wrong.

“HRMPH! Tell her of it, Zecora!”

‘I do not want to take a stance. But if I must, I don’t like your dance.’

“LIKE A DAGGER TO MINE HEART!”

>Zebra, dance instead!

‘…’

>..Er, please?

‘…’

>Is that a no?

“…’

>…Resume.

“At last, thou understands-“

>Shut up and dance, fool.

>>27911360
Our little Two...
Never change

>>27911360
What's this? A treat for me to discover after the disappointment of Tarzan? Huzzah!

INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!

>>27912726
There it is!

Damn you for having a life, you take too long somedays.

>Duster
“Guard”
~~~

>Has the princess just been sitting there this whole time?

“Yep.”

>Is she okay?

“Define okay. Whatever definition you have, it’s a no.”

>What happened?

“A soul was broken, little stallion, a soul was broken and nobody will ever be able to put the pieces back together.”

>Harsh.

“Yeah, not the best time.”

>… is she going to kill us all?

“You know, she might. Might just call down the sun and kill us all, I think she can do that.”

>Should… should we be worried?

“If you were staring at a bomb and saw a timer ticking down, but didn’t know how to diffuse it, would you be worried?”

>…yes?

“I wouldn’t. You know why? Because sometimes, you just have to wait, and hope it fizzles out.”

>…

“And if not… hope the flash will be a great final thing to see.”

>…So is this you hitting on me?

“No.”

>Awww.

>>27912726
I feel for you /pa/l-o'-mine, I blank faced when I saw the rest of the Tarzan Trailer, the part where you see his father talking had my interest but everything else kind of killed the vibe. I blank faced the... 'Ghostbusters'... Trailer and I'm just praying this becomes the slap in the face that they need to see that you need to leave certain classic alone. Like those idiots who wanted to make a sequel/remake of 'It's a Wonderful Life'. Progress is fine until you start wrecking the foundations of the past.

>>27912888
>The staff are now reoccuring characters

This feels weird for some reason.

>>27912919
I just found it boring.

Ape scenes were kinda nice, and I liked where they tried to keep to the book, but it all felt so samey that I just kinda left thinking 'well, that happened.'

>>27912950
I think this happened because that one Anon spoke up about it, we'll be seeing more and more of them soon enough, that being said though... good job everyone.

>>27912950
That we're using them or that the same ones repeat?

>>27912919
Hey at least Jungle Book was pretty good.

Pete's Dragon will probably suck on account of them replacing weird hillbilly white slavery with 'Grown ups just don't understaaaaaand', but hey, take the misses with the hits I suppose.

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Non-Canon scrapped story that I couldn't decide how to end
>Pinkie
"Luna"
'Celestia'
[AJ]
~~~~
>Welcome to Sort of Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content sort of matters, but some folks need to throw stories out!

"Sister, I've come to battle."

'Oho, so you're finally ready to challenge my authority eh little sister?'

"No, I've come to challenge you to a student battle. Choose your student."

'Ha ha, I accept. I choose you Applejack!'
She pulls Applejack from the side.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLZwxD8kwc8&

[What in the hay? Why am Ah' here?]

'To fight my battles, Applejack.'

[...really?]

"Pinkie Pie, go!"

>Ponk ponk...so does this mean you think of me as your student?

"If it means beating my sister, kind of yes."

'Applejack use your questioning powers!'

[Pinkie, did they put you up to this or was it your idea?]

"Counter attack with your logic!"

>Rule one around me, don't question it.

'Applejack, do an apple attack!'

[Hmmm]
AJ takes an apple from under her hat and passes one to Pinkie.
[Here you go.]

>Oh thanks!

"Use a double fun attack!"

>Can't. Eating.
Munches on the apple.

"Curses!"

'Ho ho ho, give it up little sis. I've been letting my students fight my battles long before you did. Now bind her up with your lasso!'

[...that's not really something you should be proud of.]
AJ ties pinkie up with a lasso.

>Hey. I'm still eating!

[Sorry.]

"Use your hidden powers and break free!"

>Nah, I'll just slip out.
Slips out like a snake.
>Ta da!

'Impossible!'

"She can do the impossible and think the unthinkable."

>Row row fight the power!

'I think this has gone long enough.'

"I think so too. It's time for a final attack!"

"'HAAAAA'"

~~~~~
DT is sitting on a barstool.
{...that's it? That's the story? How did the fight end?}

Cadence leans on the bar counter.
=I don't know, but it was so epic that my memory of it is completely weird!=

{...but your recollection of it was...actually...never mind.}

>Celestia
“???”
‘???’
~~~~

>…I’m just going to burn it all to the ground.

She didn’t know how long she had been on the ground. Days, weeks, months, years, decades, millennia, all of those were obviously too long and it had clearly been more like five minutes at the most. But to her, it was all the same. Still no letter, still sad.

>Is it because I’m useless? Is that it? Have I been tapped out, teacher wise, and now I just have to stand off to the side and occasionally just come down for a quip or two, maybe to be used for a brief chat at most? Would anybody even notice if I was gone for months at a time, or wasn't even involved in a major event at all? Probably not. Who needs me? Why would anyone need me? They're having their own adventures, living their own lives, and I'm just... there. Maybe I'll just sit here in the ground and wait for them to notice I'm gone?... Oh, who am I kidding, nobody would notice I was gone until some major disaster hit, and I wasn't around to fail to stop that like I do every other time. I'm just useless, who needs me? Maybe I'll just lie here and be forgotten, again. Maybe I'll just... lay...

CHA-
CLICK!

>Huh. Or you could put me out of my misery like that, really, it would probably be a kindness-

"BLAMMO!"

'FWOOSH!'

Something collided with her head, alright, just not what she was expecting.

The biggest change she noticed, whatever large object had rammed into her skull was still moving and shifting within her ever flowing hair.

>...I'm cautious, but curious.

How her hair made a PUFT! sound when something poked out of it was a mystery that would survive the ages. How long she cared about it wouldn't last a second after two big, round eyes ducked into her vision, hooked sideways around her horn.

'Hi Auntielestia!'

>...Hi, Two.

1/3

>>27913473

Though she knew it was quite cheap to rely on the childlike enthusiasm to brighten her day, or at least prevent her from dwelling in her feelings too much, she admitted she felt a little better when she saw the changeling smile down at her, half buried in her mane and half clinging to her long white horn.

>And what are you doing up there?

'I'mma fwoosh fire!'

>You're... what now?

'I'mma fwoosh fire, you know, like Uncle Spike does when he does his fire thing! I'm that!'

>Oh... OH! You mean you're his message fire.

'Yuh huh!'

>To come visit?

'No, silly! I'm deliverin'!'

>Delivering... what?

'This! Ain't ya' seein' it... oh, right, I'm too close. Hold up... FWOOSH!'

Whatever meager elevation she had gained before was nothing compared to what she felt when the changeling arched up, still clinging to the top of her horn, and stretched out her hoof to wave a piece of paper as far as she could away from her face.

'See? It's-'

>It's... a letter.

'Yep! Read it, I fwooshed it to you and everything! Read it!'

She wouldn't admit it, and didn't want it to show, but her magic shook a little when she grabbed the letter.

>...Dear Auntielestia, today I learned that sometimes, learning ain't just finding books and studying. I'm having a lot of fun at school, but it's kinda hard. None of my classmates or teacher have gotta horn like me, so nobody really knows how to teach me how to be good with hornstuff like you. Mommy needed a lot of help with her stuff too, but she never got any better when she just let Eighteen do it. Even though she's really, really good, way better than mommy, she still has gotta learn it, so I gotta learn magic stuff too, even though I'm not gonna be as smart as you or Auntie Twilight. Can I come down and you teach me sometime? All mah' marchmalleys and love... Two.

'Shiny helped me write it!... Sooooo?'

2/3

>>27913484

She was not going to cry.

She was not going to, no matter how much her body wanted to.

She was, however, going to hug the love right out of that little lovebug.

'Is that a yes?'

She would answer, the moment her throat stopped sealing up.

"My work here... is done."

Proudly, the white stallion who had tossed the little one gave himself a single nod of approval, and started to turn around.

"A captains work is never done-HEY!"

He didn't even make it half a step before he was jerked back and pulled into the hug.

'Hey, Shiny! We're gettin' shared Auntielestia hugs!'

"R-rrribbbbsss!'

'Yeah, she's got biiiiig old huggin' bits, cause she's tall!'

"Brreeaaaaatthhh!"

'Yep. Hugs? Hugs are the best.'

"Glkkggl!'

Silently, Celestia disagreed.

Hugs weren't the best.

It was the ones who deserved hugging that made it all worthwhile.

>>27913494
MY
FUCKING
HEART

BEST TRIO

>>27913494
Shining, that was cheap as hell.

But I approve.

>>27913384
Somehow, that was the best ending you could have done.

>>27913494
>Have a sad
>Throw Two at it

Why don't we do this more often?

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>>27913579
>Well now, you're just as straight an smooth as ah coil of barbed wire arent ya?

>>27913579
Woooooow. Talk about a throwback! I ain't seen that shit in a good while, man.

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>>27913579
Where's Liam when you actually WANT him?

>>27913981
Don't you know? Guys like that come and go all the time, we've seen a hundred over the threads.

Where do you think they go?

Liam is a cruel overlord, but he pays his dues when his princess needs him.

>>27913981
I just love how much artwork we have of this, is this the third or fourth? I can't recall...

>>27914089
Is that new? I thought that one was old.

Better safe then sorry, INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!

>>27914171
It's new I have the other two. I keep asking for more cause I love/hate this scene so much.

>>27913494
Celly? Just move at this point. You'll be way happier.

Goodnight, thread

>>27914674
Night anon.

>>27914320
.... there is some Merit to that idea there...

>>27915404
Don't be absurd. She will never Escape.

>>27915685
Ah, point. Oh well, at least she has big hugs.

>>27916069
Because dat ass is fat.

>>27915404
>>27915685
>Random Capitalization

DAMN IT MANE-IAC!

>Applebloom
"???"
~~~~

If only her hooves could beat as fast as her heart, she would have made it across the planet by now.

Instead all it brought was burning, tired limbs, a sweaty brow, and the feeling that any moment every one of her bones would shatter. All that kept her going was pure adrenaline, the primal desire to keep on, and keep moving forwards. Her mind was lost in a haze of blurring fuzz, and her voice broken in a cracked dry mouth. All she could do was run, and run.

"APPPPPPPLLLLLLLLEEEEEBLOOOOOMMMMMM!"

It wasn't enough. The thunder, the stampede was drawing nearer, and nearer, and closer and closer and closer and louder and louder and louder and louder and louder until!

"GET OVER HERE!"

It all broke.

Her resolve, her fear, her ache of body, her mind all broke and went numb, leaving her sensationless and adrift when at last the hunter got it's hold on her. When she could run no more, and everything was broken. Snapped in half, by the forelegs that enclosed around her and held her tightly.

"AH'M SOOOORRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Her eardrums probably broke too, but that was a worry for another day.

>Oh sure, now ya'-

"AH'M SORRY! Ah' said Ah' would look out fer' her, but Ah' didn't! AH' DIDN'T!"

The grip was making it hard to think, but she could have sworn Applejack just said...

>Wait, are ya'll talkin' to me, or-

"Don't you worry! No more! Ain't nobody ever gonna hurt a hair on her head one more time, Ah' swear! SWEAR IT! And AH' mean it this time, no lyin'! Ah'm being honest, just like ya' taught me! She ain't gonna have one more bad thing happen to her no how no way! Ah'm sorry!"

>Uh... yer' kinda trippin' at the first hurdle-

The snide comment was closed off, along with it her windpipe, when the grip tightened.

"AH'M SORRRYYYYYY!"

>N-need ta' breattthh!

1/2

>>27916797

It took far longer of apologies and cries for forgiveness and promises than was probably good for the strangled filly's health before those forelegs at last loosened, hooking under her smaller pits enough the taller of the pair could hold her out in front of her face, and give her a tearful smile.

"C'mon, Applebloom, Ah'm never lettin' you outta mah' sight again!"

There was a resolution to the magic that picked her up and placed her on her sister's back, a strange serenity to the whole thing when the orange hoof patted her red hair.

>So, wait, when you say never-

"Never!"

>Okay, that's pretty absolute-

"Yep!"

>What about school-

"Be right there the whole time in the corner!"

>What about sleepin'-

"Right there!"

>What about when ya' gotta go-

"Ah'll find a way!"

>What about when AH' gotta-

"Findin' a way!"

>What about when Ah' start datin'-

"Ha ha!"

>What about when you start datin'-

"All dates are off, ya'll ain't never leavin' mah' sight again!"

>Okay, ya' think ya' might be goin' just a little crazy here-

"Eeennnnope!"

With every happy, bobbing step of the newly crowned alicorn princess, the crusaders heart sunk down just a little more.

>This is gonna suck.

"No it ain't!"

>Ah' wasn't askin' you!

"Too bad, cause Ah'm lookin' out for you..."

When her sister smiled at her in a way that could only be kindly said as 'unsettling', her heart hit the ground, and sunk lower still.

"...foreeever."

>...Ah' wanna go back ta' the dang perverts who offered us candy.

"WAIT WHAT!?"

>>27916807
Well, this is going to get uncomfortable.

>>27916807
>AJ crying that she let her parents down

Awww... that's kinda sad.

>>27916807
>>...Ah' wanna go back ta' the dang perverts who offered us candy.
>"WAIT WHAT!?"

Just be happy she didn't end face down and full of sweet stuff.

On that note, dropped the ball, Rarity.

>>27917011
Dropped the ball... or just a planned?

>Dash
"77"
`Harry`
'Domshy'
(Discord)
~???~
~~~

'Don't you want to keep playing with me?'

Dash couldn't remember the last time she had seen Discord this serious, of if she had ever seen him like it at all. He remained still, with chaos between his misshapen hands, while glaring her down and ignoring the twisting and curling the mocking alicorn did.

(Oh no, I've not yet begun to play.)

He lashed out, his chaos expanding to reveal and entire circus troop of deformed performers, filled with dancers and strongmares and lions and trapeze artists and everything in between flying out with a furious battle cry as they all charged the pony.

Lions roared, the artists swung, a single pony on a unicycle peddled as hard as he could, and elephants blew out their trunks as their giant feet stomped on nothing in the air with their charge. An entire army, all pointed right at her, and she never even flinched.

Her whip cracked, encircling the entire group before it closed in, effectively roping them all and pulling them all towards herself. The moment they touched, every single one of the troop were pulled directly into her waiting outstretched hoof, and the moment they touched her they collapsed into sparkling dust. She absorbed every one of them, until nothing was left.

'You're not getting any better with your tricks, Discord.'

Her hoof snapped to the side, summoning another bound and gagged Discord clone just before a lightning fast object could collided with her. The moment it touched the chaos being, a massive explosion enveloped the entire area, easily as great as the one that Discord himself had caused with his arrival, but left the alicorn unharmed.

'Any of them.'

The draconequus furiously snapped, accidentally summoning a sad clown to his side.

(It's rude to keep blocking my gifts, you know!)

'Oh, I'm ever so sorry, I can be so naughty sometimes. Do you want to... punish me?'

Her eyelashes fluttered, and she took on an uncomfortable looking pose.

1/5

>>27917469

(You're not into the kind of punishment you deserve.)

'Oh, you mean the kind like this?'

Her whole body twisted unnaturally, her spine curling what had to be painfully fat back to allow her hind legs to kick straight up to the sky, just in time to deflect another object just before it could land on her cuffed pink hair, and send it flying off to another explosion in the distance.

Simultaneously, her whip lashed straight down, just as the ground split open and a giant noisemaker the size of a Quarray Eel erupted from the ground, sporting a massive row of deadly teeth. With one whip, it was reduced to dust, and subsequently absorbed.

His teeth gnashed as she slid back into her position, looking just as unsettling as she had before.

'Why do you keep fighting me, my little snake? Don't you realize I'm the only one who could keep up with you? The only one who could sate all your... desires? Who else could do what I do? Where else could you get it, and with a partner so willing? Discord... why don't you join my harem?'

(...Seriously? This again? It has something to do with the fact you're super creepy!)

She sighed, really sounding sad.

'So few understand... oh well. If you won't join my harem, that's fine. There's so many... many others in the world. Let's hope they have better tricks.'

Her hoof snapped up again, directly in the path of yet another object moving at sonic speeds directly towards her.

This time was different.

This time, the object moved.

'WH-'

She barely got out a single syllable before the object collided, and her nose found itself crunched inwards by the full force of a blue hoof going at the speed of sound.

>GOTCHA!

She went flying, shot back so fast she tore the ground up in a path so deep even her pink hair vanished beneath it.

Her sudden stop came, but not as she was expecting. It wasn't a rock, or solid chunk of earth, or even just the lack of momentum that ended her ride.

It was a bear.

`GRUGH!`

2/5

>>27917477

A bear which swung a massive sledgehammer like one would a golf club, and knocked her straight up into the sky.

Straight up to the end of her journey, in the waiting hold of black, chitinous hooves.

>DUDE!

`GURGH!`

"...what?... What!?"

Both Rainbow Dash and Harry stared, horrified, as the changeling held her.

The pony stared wide eyed as well, but her attention was mostly focused on the knife in her chest?

>What the fuck, ling!

"What? Were we not doing this? I thought we were trying to kill her."

>I just wanted her knocked out! I didn't want you to fucking stab my friend!

`GRUGH!`

"Is this actually her? It's not acting like her."

>That's what chaos does, you asshole!

"Ohhhh, so this isn't a... oh wow, I feel like a dick."

>YOU SHOULD!

"Hey, yelling isn't helping, I can't unknife her. Mistakes were made."

'Excuse me.'

She did not sound worried, or in pain. If anything, the alicorn in his hooves sounded downright polite.

'Don't you know it's rude to stick it in... without a warning?'

"...okay, wow, I have never felt this uncomfortable, and I watched someone explode into spiders."

Gingerly, her hoof laid over his and the knife it held, and pulled it out. It came out clean, and if anything even shinier than when it went into her chest.

>Y-...yay?

"This is not yay material!"

>I'm just happy my friend isn't dead.

"I'M NOT!"

'You hurt me... didn't you?'

>That's up for debate now, I should think.

'But you all did look quite impressive, and it's been so long since someone has made it past my barriers... maybe you are worthy...'

She leaned up, letting out a warm whisper over his face.

'Would you like to be in my harem?'

"...noooooo, nohooooo no... no."

'Too bad... I could have shown you so many things.'

"Mare, I have seen enough shit for my lifetime, thank you."

'...Very well.'

She didn't hit him, or attack him, or even leave a bruise. She simply floated backwards, and turned away.

3/5

>>27917482

'If you don't want it, that's your loss. I could show you such things... but you have to want to see them first.'

The changeling, strangely, wavered a bit at that.

>So can we go back to hitting you now?

A chill ran down Dash's spine when the alicorn seemed to finally notice her.

'Is that what you want to do, Dash? Will that make you feel good?'

>...well not now it won't.

'Pity.'

Finally, she turned back to Discord, the one unusually quiet during all this. He oddly looked over not at his opponent, but the other three in tandem, his claw tapping his chin in thought.

'Do you have anything else.'

(Hm? Oh, yes... one more thing.)

His claw raised up, and he prepared to snap.

(Though I admit, this is my last resort. Dash? Totally unique changeling who I have never spoken to because I have better things to do with my time? Inconsistent illfitting bear? I'd run if I were you. It won't help, but at least I can tell your friends I gave you a head start before you died.)

The three shared a look, now much more worried.

"Is he serious? You would know better than me."

>Normally, I'd say no. Currently... probably.

`Grugh?`

>Run?... I don't think it will do anything.

(It won't. It's been a pleasure!)

'I disagree.'

His fingers tensed, but the snap never came,

~STOP!~

They froze, figuratively and quite literally as ice covered over them, as the owner of the voice rose up to meet them all.

One with a familiar yellow, sad looking face.

>OH THANK FAUST! It's not actually you! I am so happy now!

"I'm more conflicted."

`Gurgh.`

The bare alicorn floated before her clothed doppleganger, the Stare in full force as she locked into eyes so very similar to her own.

~You...~

A slow, dramatic hoof reached up, and pointed straight at her. For once, the dominatrix actually wavered.

~...can go now. Thank you for helping us, you did a good job.~

All three of her flying friends nearly hit the ground. At the very least, Discord's jaw certainly did.

4/5

>>27917488

>WHAT!?

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?"

`GRUGH!`

(Even I think that's crazy!)

She shrugged, looking embarrassed but never backing down.

~It's true, she saved the day. I couldn't stop the Scout, Dash couldn't, Discord couldn't... I called for help, and she did it. She answered me, and she won. So... so I think she deserves to go, just this once. We can let her go, one time. Isn't that fair? Just one time? So... go on. We'll do this another day... if that's okay with you?~

The dominatrix version of herself stared, for once lacking in any kind of intensity. Instead, she was rife with confusion and suspicion, looking around for any surprise attack, or trick. After searching a thousand times over and finding nothing, she looked back into the original's eyes one more time.

Finally, she turned around, sparing just one more glance around for a trick, and that was it.

'I have so much more to add to my harem.'

~We'll deal with that later. For now... thank you, you did good.~

Her entire body rocked in the air, as if struck. But nothing had touched the mare, and nothing stopped her as she slowly, but surely, began to fly away

The other four of pony, changeling, bear and draconequus stared in awe as she grew smaller and smaller in the distance, and soon, she was gone.

~We did it, everyone! Good job, thank you so much for helping! I'm so sorry this happened, but at least you all were there! Thank you...~

It was finally over, and not a one of them could believe what just happened.

Slowly, every neck turned until their faces pointed right at her, and she was surrounded on all sides by empty, dead eyes.

~What?~

The world had never seen a more diverse and synchronized facepalm in all it's long creation.

>>27917494
...what the fuck did I just read!?

I loved it but I have no idea what it is!

>>27917494
>Letting the sexual predator out into the world

NO YEAH

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA

WAY TO GO

NO REALLY SHE WAS JUST WHIPPING A FILLY A BIT AGO

>>27917494
You know what? I really enjoyed this. Dash and FS and Discord never had a little mini that was just THEIRS, you know? Just them having an adventure, fighting foes specific to them, going up against crazy odds and somehow at the end it all works out. Nice to see 77 back in the saddle, Harry was hilarious every time he did anything, and Discord even got to finally get into a fight of his own where he didn't just curbstomp everyone. This and the throwbacks to long forgotten elements really made it work.

This? This was nice. A bit disjointed and random, was a little long, and the stakes just kept going, but overall it was fun and I'm glad we had this bout of full on chaos magic silliness to contrast the much more subdued Political Debate mini section. For once, Dash and FS got to take center stage.

Props.

>>27917717
Considering Dash is the one who started it, she's the one who escalated it, and she did most of the fighting, I'm pretty tempted to lean it more in her direction, even though FS is technically the center of the arc by creating everything, including the 'final boss', and she solves the final problem.

Harry and 77 were more the sidekicks, which is odd because they kinda started the arc by their fight over who gets to be captain.

>>27917774
Eh, it was a shared arc, it would have been a Dash/FS episode in the show. The other three guys were sidekicks, agreed, who were just there to give the fight some personality and diversity in styles, and add in some funny moments like 77 straight up stabbing her.

>>27917604
She did help them out though.

>>27917977
STILL THOUGH

FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE DOMINATRIX

>>27917494
>Discord's final attack gets interrupted

WEEEEAKKKKK

>Twilight
"Rarity"
'Moondancer'
~~

>Really! We're sane! We're completely normal, I promise!

'GO AWAY!'

"And darling, you need to stop closing yourself off so much!... And shower, showering would be nice."

>Not helping!

'LEAVE!'

>There's so much we can show you, friendship is a wonderful thing!

'GET OUT OF MY BOOK!'

"But we wanted to make our point more... illustrative!"

>Even Pinkie would hate you for that.

"I disagree!"

'WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE!?'

>I'm sorry about missing your party, I said!

'LEEEEEAAAVVVVEEE!'

"I don't think we're getting through to her."

>I feel like we're making progress.

'GAAHHHHHH!'

>>27916807
>cue every one of those guys finding their spines dislocated and windpipes shattered in the space of 2 hours

>>27917494
>'I have so much more to add to my harem.'

Hooo boy I am gonna kill this off Ayy Ess Fucking Ayy Pee.

Last goddamn thing I need in this general

>>27918330
You know, she keeps saying that, but aside from clones we see that she herself creates, who exactly IS in her harem?

https://derpibooru.org/1203108?scope=scpeaf13d23a29ab9d6c9adb4f315229857f5582e391

HONK HONK HOOOOOOOOOOOONK

>>27918436
Pffft, we were #notallchangelings before it was cool.

I'll wait till we see his personality.

>>27918436
>Spike befriends changelings first
>Like he did with 42.

/pa/ calls it again!

>>27918330
>Hooo boy I am gonna kill this off Ayy Ess Fucking Ayy Pee.

Love to see how, unless you mean you're going to kill off Domshy.

>>27918727
I hope not, she's legit an interesting foe for FS, and probably the only really interesting opponent she has in this thread.

Wouldn't mind if her harem thing got turned into our classic no-sex-for-anyone gag.

>>27918850
You know whats both nice and funny?
This
>'Would you like to be in my harem?'
>"...noooooo, nohooooo no... no."
>'Too bad... I could have shown you so many things.'
>"Mare, I have seen enough shit for my lifetime, thank you."
>'...Very well.'
>She didn't hit him, or attack him, or even leave a bruise. She simply floated backwards, and turned away.

She is Domshy. A sexual deviant, true, but she does it the right way.
She wont do anything that you dont want or cant take.
Mutual trust and things like this is what sexual domination is all truly about.
She asks for consent.
I like that.

>SA
"Celestia"
'Two'
~~~

"Thank you for arriving, I was this close to burning everything to the ground.

>S'what I do.

"No, seriously, fire and brimstone, nothing left, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria."

'But doggies and kitties should live ta'gather! Shiny, can I make 'em be friends?'

>You can't make dogs and cats live together.

'What if I said no marchmalleys till they did?'

>Do not feed a dog or cat marchmalleys, it will kill them.

'LIES!'

"He's right, actually. A Saddle Arabian Viser once wiped out a whole council of diamond dogs with a chocolate basket."

'NO! NOT THE DOGGIES!'

"It happened three hundred years ago."

'Still bad!'

>That it is.

'Like, we're talkin' almost as bad as Shiny's gonna get when Granny notices ya' grabbed me and ran!'

>Pfft, she's not going to... to...

"...is that..."

'...Ya' hear the screamin' too, don'tcha?'

>...Say! Two! You know where you should go right now?

'Granny?'

>Go give Granny BIIIIG hugs!

'OKAY!'

ZOOM!

>...She gone?

"She was gone when I blinked, she's probably halfway across Canterlot by now."

>Phew. Problem averted!

"You can't keep throwing your daughter at every problem."

>Worked for you!

"Touche."

>...So about that whole burn everything to the ground-

"Don't stop me now, cause I'm having a good time."

>Having a good time?

"Yep... Shiny?"

>Hm?

"Thanks."

>Captain of the guard, Celly, you can't ever retire from that.

"No... I suppose not."

>>27919053
>Killing off diamond dogs by sending chocolates

...weirdly clever.

>>27919043
Is that it? I just kinda figured it wasn't any fun for her if she couldn't control them and they weren't begging for it, if they didn't want it she couldn't do much with them.

Your way is better, though.

>>27919273
Well, that's the whole thing. She's DOMshy, not Sadistshy. She doesn't just like hurting others, at least that 's how it seems, there's nothing thrilling about that.

Also, on>>27917494, I was just about to call bullshit that Dash hit her and it worked until I noticed the subtle little thing he was doing.

Every chaos attack she destroyed and absorbed, but PHYSICAL ones she personally had to deflect or put something in it's way, she never used her powers to stop it.

Did he manage to slip in that FS nerf? That her chaos powers are all encompassing, but you can still hit her PHYSICALLY. If so, interesting idea.

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This could be interesting

>>27919053
>Having a good time?

I'M A ROCKET SHIP ON MY WAY TO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS~!

>>27919488
>Talk about her burning everything a second before

Clever.

>Lyra
"Bon"
~~

>...so what the fuck just happened-

"I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!"

>Luna
"29"
'MM'
~Zecora~
(Trixie)
~~~

"Ow."

'Owwieeee.'

~Eeeeooohhhwwwooo.~

(Bleeehhhh.)

>Thou are not so thankful we pulled thee from thine dreams now, are you?

"It hurrrtsss."

'Paiiiin.'

~My head is like fire. You said this wouldn't hurt, liar.~

>We said no such thing.

(Trixie's head is too full of great ideas, it's going to explode!)

'Niney! Niney, make us not hung over anymore!'

~Use your magic, you have free reign! Save us from this terrible pain!~

(That was one of the great ideas Trixie had.)

>Pfft, and how would he do that? What, can he simply make thee believe thou art not in pain anymore?

"...."

MINDZOTZ!

'Ahhhh, much better!'

~Mmm!~

(The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie can talk again! She's back baby!)

>But... but that's just making you THINK you're not in pain, it's not actually removing anything that's wrong with you! It's still there!

'I don't know it, though. To me, everything seems normal.'

>But... but...

~Come, my friends, let us head home! We can walk freely, now that we have a clear dome.~

(Trixie calls shotgun!)

>But... TWENTY NINE!

"Owwww."

>What? Why... oh riiiight, cannot zotz thineself?

"No... can you do it?"

>No.

"...is it because I took away your fun-"

>Yes.

"...ow."

>THIS WILL HAVE TO SUFFICE!

"Owwwww."

>>27919982
She's slipping into straight up sadism now.

>>27920269
>Implying she wasn't already super sadistic

Has to get her joy somewhere.

>Zanta
~~~~

She lost count of the noise by the fortieth thud, but that in no way kept her from cringing, from flinching as though she herself had been struck as that number climbed higher and higher with every passing second.

Thud.

…Thud.

Thud thud thud.

>Huh! This one right here’s a bit tougher than the others! Hey, you, can you still me hear me? …No? Well, alright then… Hearts’o Honey, watch this! This next one right here is gonna do the trick!

Sure enough, one last meaningful thud and something cracked like a watermelon and Honeyheart winced, remaining resolutely silent while rivulets of red streamed down her shades.

Looking quite accomplished, Zanta clapped his drenched paws together, surveying what remained of the ‘nasties’ from earlier. And very little did remain.

Except for the mush Zanta was busy burying, digging furiously, happily, before piling it all in a moderately sized hole.

All of that, Honeyheart watched, she absorbed every movement of that diamond dog, a task made incredibly simple thanks to her shades highlighting whichever limb he happened to use in the moment with up-to-date references and counter-diagrams, almost as if showing her how to protect herself. Granted, she wasn’t quite sure how she was even able to keep up with all the information flashing before her eyes, when in the past she could barely keep up with what day Sugarcube Corner used to toss out their old sweets, but she did know one thing for certain….

>Ahhhh, there we go! All’s well that ends buried, right? Now then, Heart’o Honey… Seeing as I just saved your life, because without me you would’ve been in at least three separate stomachs by now, I think that means you owe me, right? I mean, when one Diamond Dog helps another, the one helped is duty-bound to repay that favor by any means necessary!

Yes, there was one thing made terrifyingly clear….

1/3

>>27920844

>Now, I don’t expect you to hold yourself to Diamond Dog regalities, naturally. You’re a pony, you have your little pony ways and your little pony standards. But! As you can see, I’m very good at burying things I’ve cracked open. Erm, you did see that, right? I noticed you kinda looked away halfway into the fun there, like after the sixth thud or something like that, just wanna make sure you actually saw, or the point I’m trying to make is gonna be null… so you saw, right?

The red glow that surrounded Zanta like a second skin… it was there not because of the gathering creatures now unceremoniously buried, but because Zanta was indeed a nastie.

Robotically, as if urged along by someone not even present, Honeyheart felt herself nod, hardly blinking when Zanta pushed his big, smiling face within spitting distance of hers.

>Good, that’s real good. I know you’re a tad bit slow and all but it’s good that you see what I’m swinging at. So, tell you what, now that you’re in my debt, you’re gonna be my travel partner, okay?

He pointed upwards at an angle and her shades classified the direction before he could speak it:

>The Crystal Empire. You’re going to take me there.

A ball of lead dropped into Honeyheart’s gut with nauseating force.

It was on the tip of her tongue to explain how that would be impossible as she currently had business to take care of in Canterlot City, business that concerned a time-sensitive loan that she absolutely had to meet. But she quickly realized Zanta probably didn’t give two cracked skulls about her or her prior engagements. So again, something or someone not there compelled Honeyheart to remain silent and repeat her nod.

2/3

>>27920857

That made Zanta happy, indicated by his wagging tail, so she could only assume that his happiness was closely related to her continued breathing.

>Excellent! You know, you still smell kinda bad- like, wow, next lake we come across I'm tossing you right in- and you’re pretty quiet but I get the feeling we’re gonna make great travel companions.

And he licked her, just ran his long, floppy tongue up the side of her face before she could do anything.

>Now then, I’ll explain what we’re looking for after I’ve had something to eat, my stomach's on empty. Just gotta get a fire started and… hey, you ponies don’t really eat meat right?

He asked this while sifting through what little he hadn’t buried of the creatures, namely long things, possibly limbs; she didn’t really know and didn’t really try to take a long look either.

He glanced back at her, in wait of an answer.

She shook her head.

>Hm, figured. Well, more for me then, you can, uh… guess you can just eat some berries or something? Plenty of 'em around here.

Eat. Ha….

3/3

>>27920881
Okay, WOW, that's creepy.

>>27920881
Yayyy! I got my update!