>"Welcome to Mcdonalds my name is Diamond Tiara what

>>27912062
I want to fuck her underage ass like there's no tomorrow.

>>27912074
>"That'll be 4.92 at the window, thank you."

>>27912124
/thread

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>>27912074
Does anybody have more lewd pics of DT pony/loli I only have this one

>>27912074
I want her to return to work unaware that a thick glob of semen is on her uniform.

>>27912263

sure

http://pbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=diamond_tiara_%28mlp%29

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>>27912352
>pbooru

>>27912062
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>27912352

>a whole site with MLP lolicon

My dick will don't survive this week

fucking pedos itt smfh

>>27912431
(You)
I did the favor. Nobody else needs to do it now.

>>27912467
Who knew, there's an overlap between the pedophiles and the crowd that spouts cancerous memes such as that.

"Bitch, this is Pizza Hut, you called me"

>>27912062
"Hey yeah can I get some sloppy seconds with a butthole bashed and brown?"

>"I'm sorry sir?"

"I said can I get a Sausage Biscuit with a couple of hash browns?"

>>27912124
Laughed like a retard

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>>27912497
>equating make believe cartoon fillies to rl pedophilia

>>27912124
So is she gonna give that ass out over the window or?

>>27913088
Depends. Are you getting it for here, or to go?

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>>27913148
Well, considering I am in the drive-thru...and I'm in a car...I can't bring it inside to eat. So, yes, that would be to go.

>>27912062
Just stated my first job at a fast food joint, and holy fuck if it doesent give me a raging erection to see a green of ponies running business like that.

I'll have a number 5 with Dr. Pepper.
>Are you sure, fatass?
What!?
>You heard me. Your flanks make you look like a lard pig, I can't believe you even made it here without keeling over dead.
Look, kid, just give me the #5 double junior fried oatpatty and can you sub onion rings instead of hay?
>Onion rings? That's, like, FOUR extra buttons to press. I can't even get my hooves done for another STUPID two weeks because my STUPID parents cut off my allowance and made me get this STUPID job and I have to wait for a paycheck like some stablecolt, and now you want me to press extra buttons just so you can have onion rings?! Do you have any idea how many calories are in those?
Let me talk to the manager.
>I *AM* the manager, you dimwitted cart mule. Do you think daddy would let them start me at mimimum wage? Go to the back of the line, one of my *friends* is here.

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I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>27913397
>And, for the mrs.?

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>>27913422
careful m8, or you'll cut yourself on that edge

>>27913422
That's one vintage meme, my friend.

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>>27912062
>Kid...
>What the hell are you doing here?
>Don't go to work here in this cheap run down fast food joint.
>What are you like 13?
>Take my advice kid.
>You'll waste your life here if you don't quit and pick a better job.

>>27913334
Silver Spoon:
>Hey, Dimie
Diamond Tiara:
>Hey, Spoon.
Ss:
>Ugh, what are all these *ponies* doing here?
Dt:
>I *know*, right? They're here to order *food*
Ss:
>They serve...food...here?
Dt:
>Tell me about it. Nobody even washes their hooves.
Ss:
>So, how long did your folks cut you off for?
Dt:
> AUGH, don't REMIND me. Daddy says I'll just have to stop getting pregnant until I start paying for my own procedures. Ponyville is SUCH a red state, I had to have my driver bring me all the way to Phillydelphia last time.
Customer:
>Excuse me, phillies, but I'm in a hurry, may I please have something to eat?
Dt:
>Sure, the trash can is right there. help yourself. You got a cigarette, Spoonie? I'm taking my lunch.

>>27913606
Get you UT shit out of here.

>>27913606
That's what I tell all the kids at my work
>"Don't stay here longer than you have to."
>"Just let this be a stepping stone, let it put some cash in your pocket, get you from point a to point b, but as soon as you can manage, get out."
>they just look at me like 'yeah ok DAD'
Poor naive little shits.

>>27912410
Underrated post right there

>tfw had wrotetreen for this tthread a wwhile back
>tfw desustorage is dead
welp

>>27915280
Cuckchan

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>>27913610

>>27913610
Dats a bretty good green u got dere mr ritefag...
P-please continu...

>>27915280
Desustorage is desuarchive now.

>>27913397
God damn it

"Ok then that will be $6.21 dollars please."

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>>27916326

>>27912410
>>27913397

>>27916326
See >>27913397 and >>27912410

Bump for some green.

>>27912397
>http://pbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=diamond_tiara_%28mlp%29
oh fuck am i on a watch list now

>>27917968
the diamond tiara on pbooru sure is great.

>>27918004
it is
i've learned some terrible things about myself

>>27912062

"Supersize my apple pie and orangejuice? Absolutely."

>>27912352
My dick is gonna need a stretcher after this week. Thanks bro.

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>>27918190

>>27912410
>>27913397
Ok, there's something I'm not getting here.

>>27918228
it's a quote
repeating things equals funny
just liek monty python
get with the times

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>>27918228
Faggot.

>>27917968
Maybe if you're a britbong.

>>27918488
MURRICA!
PEDO YEAH!

>>27918004
for serious, can psychiatrists do anything about this or will i just pay $10K in co-pays and lose my right to vote?

>>27918634
kinna suspect pedo deconversion about as successful as pray the gay away

>>27918634
Why do you care so much?

>>27918719
true, prolly could just hide my shame permanently

>>27918719
such contradictory existence is personally frustrating but literarily satisfying

>>27918634
>>27918651
>>27918719
>>27918744
>>27918766
>"Sir, are you gonna order or not?"

>>27918782
Yeah, I've got my order right here. *unzips dick*

>>27918766
iima go be meme nabakov

>>27918651
less, actually.

>>27918854
oh shitballs

>>27918651
Why do people get so mad when pedos are compared to gays? Is there any evidence that there's any difference between the two other than the object of attraction? I'm seriously asking, I really don't know.

>>27918854
why do we even pay psychiatrists when helping you prefer somebody you can actually reproduce with is harder than turning your junk inside out?

>>27918634
The best a (very good) psychiatrist can do is connect you to whatever childhood trauma may have contributed to it and that may at least put it into perspective enough for you to cope.

a therapist can teach you cognitive strategies (basically, tricks to make you think of something else) but your mileage may vary.

Stay off the darkweb. STAY. OFF. THE. DARKWEB.

>>27918881
becuase gays have societal blessing, have many sympathetic celebrities. pedos have not had such chance.

could have such chance, if people really cared to take it. imagine if a sizeable percentage of our top celebrities suddenly outed themselves and committed themselves to promoting the idea that this attraction wasn't inherently toxic. as long as they weren't raping, on what grounds would anyone object? they'd have the blessing of the consent fairy, after all.

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In this thread:
No funny green text of DT at McDonald's
Just a bunch of kiddy fiddlers arguing on why it's ok to touch kids

>>27918897
I don't think pedophilia stems from childhood trauma like child molestation does.
And even in molestation cases the motive isn't even sexual much of the time.

>>27918945
nobody has argued that

>>27918951
Widen the definition of "trauma," then, to include neglect and deprivation, including abnormal social development.

If, at the critical age of early pubescence, you didn't have enough contact with the opposite sex, a part of you will forever be stuck as a lovestruck little kid craving your first kiss or whatever. Any wonder why pedos are so common in Japan to the point that they selll girls' panties in vending machines and shit like that? They study as hard as our graduate students while they're in middle and high school, there's no time for the normal pubescent flirting and dating and whatnot. The same happens if you're autistic, or a wallflower, or otherwise socially unhealthy around that critical age.

>>27918945
>Oh, *BIG* surprise, this greasy fast food pit staffed by underage ponies is infested with pedophiles. I think the last customer actually masturbated into his burger and tried to return it for another one, just so I would *TOUCH* it, can you believe how *GROSS* this job is? I dumped a soda cup full of boiling fry oil on his crotch, you wouldn't *believe* how he screamed like a girl. God, this is the most disgusting waste of time since our maid had a baby and I had to clean my own bathroom for a whole *week*.

>>27918945
Stop being a faggot, bigbyposter. I thought you were cool.

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>>27919042
Shit. You're right. This is me. I don't want to feel powerful or anything like that. I just want another chance at young. innocent love that I'll never have.

>>27919331
Acceptance is the first step, now the healing can begin.

>Nice revelation, you creep. You want fries with that newfound self-awareness? Too bad. I'm taking another break.

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ITT pedo hugbox.

>>27919524

welcome

>>27919536
test

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>>27919524
>make believe cartoon ponies is the same thing as rl pedo

>>27913397
TOP KEK!

>I get it, anon. You like little girls and jerk off to colorful pony cartoons because you are a loser, you've always BEEN a loser, and you'll still be working here in your semen-encrusted dickies when I'll own four of these places and tear down three of them to build private jetski parking lots. Once a creep, always a creep, anon. Now watch the fryer, I'm taking another break. No, I have no idea who ordered what. Figure it out, anon, you've got a whole life of fried food ahead of you.

>And stop looking at my tail.

>>27919588
I'm a customer you fucking brat, I don't work here. Now chop chop take my order so you can earn your measly minimum wage since daddy cut your allowance off.

>>27919705
> Oh, listen to *this* one, he thinks he's something special. What part of "on break" didn't reach your massively hideous donkey ears? Honestly, the way you ponies present yourselves in *public* is a joke that only *smells* funny. I had two beggars in Calcutta fight to the death over a crust of bread and they were *both* dressed better than you. Go out back and hose yourself off because I. AM. ON. BREAK.

>>27912289
>diamond tiara returns from her lunch break after being fucked by coworker anon
>while serving customers, manager approaches to observe
>"diamond tiara, what is that on your uniform?"
>diamond tiara freezes
>"Oh. U-uh. Th-That's mayonnaise. I f-forgot h-how to eat it, I g-guess"

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>>27920361

>>27913397
>came to post just this

10/10

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"Welcome to McDonald's my name is Diam-"
>"SHUT UP! I already know you name."
"E-excuse me?"
>"Ma'am I came by here yesterday before work and can you explain this to me what this is?
"Uh...it's a Quarter Pound-"
*SLAP*
The restaurant instantly went quiet after hearing that slap echoes throughout the building.
"........"
>"I asked for a double quarter pounder with extra cheese!"
The customer throws the sandwich at Diamond Tiara face sending piece of lettuce and tomato in her mane while the sauces spill on her face and outfit making her look like a complete mess.
>"Now I demand a refund for this fuck up."
"L-let me get my manager..."

>Be Diamond Tiara
>You've herd stories of customers going crazy over food but you wasn't expecting this to happen to you.
>You made your way to the bathroom to see what damage has been done.
>You look in the mirror as you're wiping the ketchup off your face and shirt.
>Your face was beginning to swell after the slap you've received and your eye begins to sting after some mustard slowly travel into your eye ball.
>This has to be the most single traumatic experience in your life.
>This job was suppose to be the turning point in your life and make your father truly proud of you knowing you can make it on your own.
>Now it just feels like your heart has been stabbed 10 times over after that major fuck up that just occurred.
>You felt like a complete failure now.
>Can't even handle an upset customer let alone write down a single fucking order right.
>Today is the worst day of your life.
>You went to an unoccupied stall and cried.

>>27920361
Well don't waste it Tiara, lick it off

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>>27919147
Personally, I'd get my food and go home to my lovely wife Rarity

>>27922944
Ok, she's getting the manager to ask the crazy person to leave, right? And it's been a day? Bitch, you are NOT getting a refund?

>>27922944
Fuck customers. Diamond should just do what I did when I used to work in retail: talk shit about customers in the breakroom. God, that was cathartic. Even the managers did it.

>>27922944
THIS STORY IS COMPLETELY UNREALISTIC
A DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE DOESN'T FUCKING HAVE LETTUCE OR TOMATO

>>27922976
The customer managed to work a deal with the manager. 50k bits and the customer won't take the company to court.
>>27923080
Damn it you're right. I knew it was either one of those two and didn't want to waste time looking at the McDonald's menu. I took a gamble and lost.

>>27924506

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>>27923618
Whatever, nobody gives a shit about an imaginary burgers ingredients
I was just trying to reference pic related

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"I would like Quarter Pounder with extra cheese and that'll be it."
>"That'll be 7 bits. Please pull up to the next window."
>As you pull up towards the window you notice Diamond Tiara's plump flank hanging out of the cashier window on full display.
>"Please insert you bits into the slot."
>Doing as told you were instructed you inserted the bits into Diamond Tiara's glistening vagina one by one. You could've sworn you herd a faint moan.
>"U-Uh...sir you've given me more than what I needed. Would you like to donate the rest to the Ronald McDonald house?"
"No thanks I'll keep the change."
>"Ugh alright just give me one minute."
>Looking back once again at the plump ass on display catching Diamond Tiara's puckered anus twitching slightly. Of course this isn't anything new all employee must learn to fully control their bowel movements in order to extract the exact amount of change. One by one each bit fall to the counter from the gaping ponut. Diamond Tiara always struggle to get the last coin out but none the less she succeeded.
>"*pant* Please take you *pant* change and pull up to the next window *pant* we'll have your food ready by then." She said sweating profusely.
"Thanks." You said while thinking about giving her a negative feedback on her performance.
>Pulling up to the next and final window it was Snips to greet you this time.
>"You've order the Quarter Pounder with extra cheese right?" He said with the biggest smile.
"That's right." Giving him a wink.
>Snips face was bright red from blushing as he was getting the food prepared.
>"Would you like any sauce with that sir?"
"Sure I guess."
>"Would you like salty or sweet?"
"Salty would be nice."
>"One moment please." Snips said walking to the back to let Rumble know.
>Peeping in the back you've catch Rumble in the back with Snails.
>Rumble stroking Snails flaccid penis to hardness with his hooves while fondling his bigger than average testicles.

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>>27926213
>Once Snails reach full hardness Rumble quickly taken Snails cock into his mouth only sucking on his tip while his free hoof is prodding his tight anus.
>Snails moans in pleasure from the stimulation he was receiving from Rumble. Bucking his hips further into the colt's mouth.
>After feeling Snails cockhead flare in his mouth Rumble try to pull off but was stuck in place.
>Rumble catching the first of many loads directly into his mouth manage to swallow before choking.
>After a bit of struggling Rumble manged to pull off the cock before more cum was wasted. But that before getting another hot load on his face messing his mane.
>Getting a small container Rumble put it directly over Snails flared cock collecting every drop that manage to squirt out.
>After milking Snails dry and all the cum collected within the cintainer Rumble put it into the bag and handed it to you with a smile on his face.
>"Thansk for stopping by *cough* McDonald please enjoy your meal." He said with a slight bit of cum running down his lip.
>You happily grab your meal and went on with your day.

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>>27926213

>>27926213
>INSERT THE COINS DIRECTLY INTO THE VAGINA PLEASE

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>>27926213
>>27926221

>>27926244
>Implying everyone here had read every greentext ever.

>>27926999
what a fucking casual

>>27913397
https://youtu.be/iyvJtv0F9zM

It's cute

>>27918255
>burgershot
my GTA autism is triggered. it's at a clucking bell drive-tru

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>>27928880
I know I'm just too lazy to change the filename.

>>27920361
iunderstoodthatreference.jpg

>>27913211
God dammit man, how many years?

>>27918883
With the proper methods, homosexuality can be "cured" pretty easily; there's one ex-homosexual around who says about 90% of people who say to be gay aren't and they just have some unresolved issues, were misguided or something like that.

>>27919524
and they blamed the spic thread; but the pedos have always been here, the beaner thread was just something they exploited.

>>27929834
Almost a decade now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0n0G9QIDeI

>"Okay, I have: A dead cat...five liters of used bleach...and your mother's toe."
"What? Y-, yeah, yeah that's exactly what I ordered."
>"I'm sorry, we've now closed."

It would be of great personal importance to me if this also means something to you: "MUA-AH-AH-AH-AAAHHH! My name is Jasper, and I've polluted your planet of Durkalurkanurkashnurkaburkastormbagallagallaballaballabingballaboomgabalalalala! MUHAAAA! ...Chango-o-o-o-o!"

>>27912062
>Can we get a thread about Diamond Tiara working at a fast food joint

no, because that would violate multiple health codes. She would be shitting and pissing everywhere and then there is the fact that SHE'S A FUCKING HORSE HANDLING FOOD.

>>27931018
Horse shit itself isn't that bad desu
They're mostly herbivorous, so their poop doesn't stink that much until you get massive quantities of it

>>27931018
I'm sure most people here will eat pony shit within a heartbeat.

>>27912062
>Could you please speak directly into the vagina?

>>27932211
>vagina
>not horsecock
pleb.

>>27931805
No

>>27932379
Look at that FAGGOT acting all smug n shit. Must be a coping mechanism after he got his anus stretched to the astronomic scales.

>>27926844
"WHOPPER"

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>>27930997
hmmm, Ii don't think I remember that, I'm mostly fond of the HMV hell... among other things

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>>27933190
HMV Hell was my shit back in the day.
That was Captain Planet 2.0, by the way.

But I'm glad someone else remembers this stuff.